Justice Spoon

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Justice Spoon is a player for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Spoon has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Spoon joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β4 Election , Spoon was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.

On Season β5, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to Reverb.

During the Season β5 elections, Spoon's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

On Season β9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season β9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .

During the Season β9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

During the Season β18 Earlsiesta Spoon was given the Negative modification as part of the season's tarot reading.

During the Season β18 elections Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the Undertaker modification as a result of the Firefighters' Alternate Trust will.

On Season β22, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alx Keming at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Spoon fell to the Hawai‘i Fridays.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Justice Spoon Files

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Justice "Injustice" Spoon always wears her Dual Eyepatches of Evil, one over each of her eyes.

Justice is a statue carved from a block of basalt. In good weather, careful or gifted observers may faintly see her aura of pure evil.


Justice Spoon is completely, unshakably devoted to the cause of evil. As such, Spoon enjoys pulling elaborate, but ultimately harmless pranks on her teammates, and only communicates by telling lies. Though her habits and idiosyncratic pattern of speech initially confused her teammates, the Firefighters now agree that in spite of being a single-minded agent of evil, Spoon is a generally pleasant, kind, and caring person.

As a result of the Alternate Reality decree passed at the conclusion of Season β4, Justice "Injustice" Spoon was replaced by an alternate Justice Spoon. The fate of the original is unknown.


  • Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
  • They only listen to Justice.
  • They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
  • They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
  • Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.

Coronation Era

As one of the first and more experienced players to Fall to the Hawai‘i Fridays, Justice Spoon often acts as a quasi-leader-and-strategizer to the team, both on and off the field. They stand as a strong pillar on the Lineup and, notably, are the only person allowed to drive Mrs. Silk’s Van.

Fan Works


For more fanfiction, go to the Justice Spoon tag on AO3.

  • unforecasted by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.