Justice Spoon

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Justice Spoon is a player for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Spoon has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Spoon joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β4 Election , Spoon was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.

On Season β5, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to Reverb.

During the Season β5 elections, Spoon's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

On Season β9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season β9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .

During the Season β9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

During the Season β18 Earlsiesta Spoon was given the Negative modification as part of the season's tarot reading.

During the Season β18 elections Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the Undertaker modification as a result of the Firefighters' Alternate Trust will.

On Season β22, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alx Keming at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Spoon fell to the Hawai‘i Fridays.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Justice Spoon Files

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Justice Spoon always wears the Justice Blindfold. It is currently unknown if Justice Spoon is blind or not, or if they wear the blindfold for other reasons.

They are a living marble statue.


At some point, Tyreek Olive, previously Justice Olive, handed down the Justice Blindfold to Spoon. Spoon then inherited the name "Justice", replacing their old name, lost to memory.

Justice now plays in Tyreek's honor after they were incinerated on 2:26, The Discipline Era.

In the mornings, Justice runs an egg bowl breakfast spot. During the day, they pitch for the Chicago Firefighters. At night, they run a private detective agency. After the death of their husband Whit Steakknife, Justice has devoted their time to tracking down the rogue umpire who incinerated him and bringing them to justice. They are busy training their children Spork and Spatula, to take over the agency should something happen to her. The family can often be found going on picnic/manhunts together.

Justice's best pitch is the "forkball".

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 618.

As a result of the Alternate Reality decree passed at the conclusion of Season β4, Justice Spoon was replaced by an alternate Justice Spoon. The fate of the original is unknown.

Throughout season 5 Justice attempted to reclaim a fireproof jacket from the blessing pool as they believed it to be the one lost when their mentor, Tyreek Olive, was incinerated. Unfortunately, they did not get a chance to confirm this belief as Mclaughlin Scorpler of the Hades Tigers misplaced the jacket shortly after receiving it. Despite obvious frustration Justice handled the post season with grace stating, “we’re not the only team that has lost an iconic jacket to an incineration”


  • Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
  • They only listen to Justice.
  • They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
  • They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
  • Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.

Coronation Era

As one of the first and more experienced players to Fall to the Hawai‘i Fridays, Justice Spoon often acts as a quasi-leader-and-strategizer to the team, both on and off the field. They stand as a strong pillar on the Lineup and, notably, are the only person allowed to drive Mrs. Silk’s Van.

Fan Works


For more fanfiction, go to the Justice Spoon tag on AO3.

  • unforecasted by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.