Our Lady of Perpetual Friday

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Our Lady of Perpetual Friday is a mysterious and powerful figure, and the primary benefactor and co-founder of the Hawai‘i Fridays. Rumors around the League, and statements made by former members of the team, claim that this figure is the one who placed the team in an eternal state of "Island Time," although the reports have been disputed.[citation needed]

She is commonly found wherever the vibes are right, often accompanied by a REDACTED[citation needed].

While general reports of the Lady given by members of the Hawai‘i Fridays depict her as a relaxed female figure, occasional reports by visiting members claim to see a vision of sea salt, sand, flowers, eyes, and teeth, with varying degrees of certainty.

When asked of the Lady, people on island time mention that she first appeared to them when they felt content with a moment lasting forever. It is unclear why the Lady appears to only some wishers, and it is unclear why she asks only certain individuals to play blaseball. Reporters have tried to ask her directly, but she is difficult to interview as she constantly and rapidly moves between conversations, blaseball games, the third-base snack cart, etc.

It is rumored that the Lady is responsible for the II The High Priestess to be assigned to the Hawai‘i Fridays Arcana drawing during Season Β11.