Our Lady of Perpetual Friday

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Our Lady of Perpetual Friday is the mysterious patron of the Hawai'i Fridays who placed them in an eternal state of "Island Time."

She is commonly found at the nearest party, spicing it up with free drinks and cornhole.

While most reports of the Lady given by members of the Hawai'i Fridays and residents of the Sovereign Nation seem to depict her as a laid back party goer, some individuals, upon arriving at the airport, claim to have seen a vision of margarita salt, eyes, and teeth, but cannot confirm that during their stay as they chill with the Lady.

When asked of the Lady, people on island time mention that she first appeared to them when they felt content with a moment lasting forever. It is unclear why the Lady appears to only some wishers, and it is unclear why she asks only certain individuals to play blaseball. Reporters have tried to ask her directly, but she is almost impossible to interview as she is constantly flitting between conversations, the bar, the kitchen, the grill, games, etc, to keep party goers entertained.