Yasslyn Statter Jr.
Yasslyn Statter Jr. was a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays, and had been with the team since the Season β17 Endseason until Fall Ball.
Official League Records
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays as the Fridays' Season β17 Playoff Birth.
During the Season β19 elections, Statter Jr. joined the Fridays' pitching rotation in exchange for Mordecai Kingbird as a result of the Fridays' Foreshadow will.
On Season β20, Day 25, Statter Jr. swallowed a stray peanut and had a allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 7.1 → 2.6 stat decrease. On Day 49, Statter Jr.'s allergy was cured by Hawai'i Viberight Field's Peanut Mister. During the Season β20 elections, Statter Jr. retreated to the Fridays' Shadows as a result of the Fridays' Move will.
During the Season β22 elections, Statter Jr.'s star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Statter Jr. becoming an Alternate, gaining the Negative modification, and a combined 5.0 → 5.7 stat increase.
Player History
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Yasslyn Statter Jr., sometimes known as Yass, was born and raised in the Sovereign Nation of Hawai'i. Statter is currently a college student, majoring in Marine Biology. Statter is a practicing Muslim, and wears a hijab. Outside of thxir current splort, Statter is a competitive swimmer at thxir university, hosts a podcast called “Yasslyn Statter’s Wraslin’ Chatter,” and volunteers with multiple local non-profit organizations, largely centered around conservation.
Statter was raised with a strong background in aquatics, and as such retains a fondness for the local marine life of Hawai’i. Much of thxir volunteer work mirrors this, as has thxir conversations with the Fridays, who heartily support Statter’s activities outside of Blaseball.
Statter was recruited to the team following a deal with Our Lady of Perpetual Friday, who offered to extend the best day of the week for Statter so that thxy could have more time to continue thxir involvement in thxir numerous activities. Not only was Friday the one day Statter did not have class, but it now provides ample time to continue swimming, hosting a podcast, and advocating for expansions of protections for the wildlife of Hawai’i - as well as practicing thxir pitching.
Statter declines to comment on Yasslyn Statter Sr., though multiple teammates have observed thxm depositing or retrieving envelopes (presumably with mail inside) in odd places.
Letters to Yasslyn Statter Sr.
- This is one of an indeterminate amount of possible letters written, and deposited in various odd places, by Yasslyn Statter Jr. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-84.889 out of its Rumor Registry...
Oh, shoot, that last one was my grocery list wasn't it.
