Alyssa Harrell

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Alyssa Harrell is a pitcher for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since the Season 20 elections. Harrell has played for the Hades Tigers, New York Millennials, Yellowstone Magic, Philly Pies, Baltimore Crabs, and Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Records

Harrell joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hades Tigers with the Return of Blaseball. Harrell's stats were randomized by the Soul Swap blessing at the end of the season, resulting in a batting stat of .

Harrell was traded to the New York Millennials in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler during the Season 3 elections via the Exile blessing.

On Season 4, Day 15, Harrell was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by Penelope Mathews. On Day 16 (the game immediately following the feedback swap), Harrell hit two singles to help the Magic come back from 0-4 to beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves, 17-5.

Harrell hitting a single on Season 4 Day 16, leading the Magic to victory on the game immediately after Harrell's feedback swap.

At the end of Season 4, Harrell was affected by the Alternate Reality decree which randomized Harrell's stats, including an increase in batting stats to .

At the end of Season 5, Harrell's pitching fell by as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season 6, Day 40, Harrell siphoned some of Philly Pies batter Kennedy Cena's defense stats in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing Harrell's defense from to .

On Season 7, Day 73, Harrell was exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by Terrell Bradley.

On Season 8, Day 90, Harrell was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by the flickering Eduardo Woodman. Two innings later, Harrell and Woodman were exchanged again to their original teams.

During the Coffee Cup, Harrell played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.

During the Season 12 elections, all of Harrell's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.

During the Season 13 elections, all of Harrell's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.

During the Season 14 elections, Harrell was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner as a result of the Crabs' Exchange will.

On Season 15, Day 104, Harrell was attacked by Consumers, losing their last Soul. Harrell was then Redacted and removed from the Crabs' roster.

On Season 17, Day 109, Harrell exited the Secret Base at Tastycake Stadium, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Spears Taylor, Harrell joined the Hawai'i Fridays' bench.

During the Season 18 elections, Harrell joined the Hawai'i Fridays active roster as a result of the Foreshadow will.

Harrell was traded to the Chicago Firefighters in exchange for Gabriel Griffith during the Season 19 elections via the Fridays' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season 20 election, Harrell was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Gabriel Griffith via the Firefighters' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process. Harrell's Attractor modification was also changed to the High Pressure modification by the Firefighters' Reform will.

During the Season 22 elections, Harrell retreated to the Fridays' Shadows as a result of the Fridays' Move will. Harrell's star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Harrell gaining the Negative modification and a combined 15.2 -> 15.3 stat increase.

Over the course of Season 23, Harrell entered and exited the Fridays' Shadows three times as a result of Hawai'i Viberight Field (Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.


Harrell chooses to go by her surname in all contexts.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Alyssa Harrell Files

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No one has ever seen, heard, touched, smelled, tasted, heard from, heard of, located, tracked, watched, spied on, sensed, felt, looked at, listened to, talked to, conversed with, or were able to discern anything about “Harrell." Anything you might have heard about "Harrell" is complete hearsay. It is impossible to describe "Harrell" because she does not exist.

Harrell does not exist
It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the Tiger’s dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.

Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

It won't be enough.

Harrell does not exist
The first day of Harrell's move to the New York Millennials was difficult, largely due to the fact she doesn't exist and the Mills hadn't noticed her arrive.

Although she has softened since joining the Mills, likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons, Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would still sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

Still not enough I'm afraid.

Harrell does not exist
Harrell was taking to Yellowstone National Ballpark rather well, and although she still wanted to sacrifice every fan in the stadium one by one, the urge was lessening.

Whether Harrell wishes to sacrifice the park's visitors one by one remains to be seen.

Harrell dear, it's just not that simple.

Harrell does not exist
Arriving in Hawai’i under the domain of Our Lady, Harrell made a smooth transition to island life, where she took up a hobby of hunting invasive species, but otherwise was able to unwind to some degree.

After an extended stay in Hawai’i it seemed uncertain if Harrell was still interested in sacrificing every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

Oh that's too bad. Have you lost your nerve?

Harrell does not exist
When Harrel first joins the Crabs they are in a state of disarray. With long-time Crabs Luis Acevedo and Parker Parra gone from the lineup, a newly returned and debted York Silk, rumours of Nagomi McDaniel’s involvement in the affair, and Tot Fox and Pedro Davids still elsewhere, there was hardly any time to worry about a woman who did not exist. In fact the only one who seemed to notice she had joined the roster was Brock Forbes, who thanks to being split across an infinite number of dimensions had a penchant for seeing things that other people could not. who greeted her with a simple “Hello” that she was unaccustomed to. After the first few attempts he had to specify, “I’m talking to you”.

Harrell and Brock had a brief discussion about her current state of being and the current state of the team. He needed someone he could rely on, and she needed Something she could not have . Harrell and Brock discussed the terms of this arrangement and they came to a agreement. As Brock ventured down into the depths of her domain, he made it clear to everyone that “this is not a deal.”

It was a simple enough outcome. A complex doll made of bone and chitin, forged using things that only Brock remembered how to do with power from a god he had long since betrayed. It’s delicate ball joints juxtaposed with it’s hard surface, and it’s face still and unmoving, but it undeniably existed. It was impossible to move, there was nothing that existed that could position it's joints and connections, or move it's limbs to appear alive.

And just like that Harrell didn’t exist, but this thing did. Rising from the bay and carrying the doll in his hands, Brock turned to Harrell and asked, “How do you like it?"

An inelegant solution, you will find this victory short-lived. I will see the two of you again before too long.
Send my regards to Baldwin and Deborah.

Time on the Baltimore Crabs

It was only thanks to Harrell’s considerable will that she was able to move the doll at all, but she found that when it was convenient, it was good to have the option. After so many years, she was comfortable with her state of being and still liked to stay non-existent when it suited her. Her and Brock found an equilibrium as they worked to keep the team functioning in the chaos of the ILB, as well as Harrell getting to show off all her “cool vape tricks” to Brock in the Tillman Henderson Memorial Restrooms.

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