Kennedy Cena

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Kennedy Cena was a player in the Shadows for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Season β9 elections until Fall Ball. Cena previously played for the Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Cena joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Philly Pies with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β4 elections, Cena was affected by the Alternate Reality decree. This involved Cena's stats being randomized, replacing Cena with an Alternate Cena.

During the Season β5 elections, Cena's pitching and defense fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β6, Day 40, Cena's defensive ability was siphoned by Yellowstone Magic lineup player Alyssa Harrell in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season β9, Day 13, Cena swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction, reducing their stats considerably. During the Season β9 elections, Cena retreated to the Miami Dale's Shadows in exchange for Jode Preston as a result of the Grab and Smash blessing.

Biographical Information

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays second base for the Philly Pies. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity. Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.

The method used to fuse them was discovered in XX01 but forgotten sometime in XX59. The result is a body that is mostly John Cena with John F. Kennedy's preserved brain implanted into their right bicep (right side) and right thigh (left side).

Cena is a self-proclaimed professional wrestling fan, however they are known to be somewhat embarrassed about their relationship with current WWE Superstar John Cena, as he and John are only acquaintances. It is not uncommon for newer fans to wave a hand in front of their face and mockingly say they "can't see" Cena, however they are almost always referred to Pies teammate Dan Holloway instead. (Editor's note: This is no longer the case as of Season 3, as Peanut Holloway is very easy to see due to being filled with peanuts)

Alternate Reality

After Season 4, Cena was replaced by an alternate reality version of Cena. This Cena is physically 95% Kennedy and 5% Cena, which has led to a marked decline in blaseball play.


Kennedy Cena Walk Up Music (Season 2)