Alyssa Harrell/IF-89,991

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In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Harrell:

Alyssa, noble brilliant champ,
In such short time you left your stamp,
Upon this poet’s crabby shell,
With talents one could never sell.

But then, alas, we bid adieu,
And why or where we have no clue
Quite bitterly we were impacted
The day Alyssa was [                        ]