Sutton Dreamy

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Sutton Dreamy was a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays and was with the team from the Season β10 elections until Fall Ball. Dreamy previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Dreamy joined Internet League Blaseball as a member of the Baltimore Crabs at the beginning of Season β1. During the Season β5 election, Dreamy received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

During the Season β6 election, Dreamy received Night Vision Goggles as a result of the Night Vision Goggles blessing.

On Season β10, Day X, Dreamy gained the Flinch modification after the Baltimore Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Following the Ascension of the Crabs from their Season β10 Internet Series victory, Dreamy was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays due to the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season 18 elections, Dreamy retreated to the Hawai'i Fridays' Shadows in exchange for Alyssa Harrell as a result of the Fridays' Foreshadow will.

During the Season β22 elections, Dreamy's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Dreamy becoming an Alternate and gaining the Negative modification.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Sutton Dreamy Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-90.38 and start reading...

In Literature

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Dreamy:

She bats in beauty, like the flight
Of frozen ropes and deep hit flies,
Or line drives vanishing from sight,
Their trail reflected in her eyes,
Which enchant anyone who might
Espy this Crab, who we apprize.

Some visions seem hard to believe,
And seeing Sutton is to peep
Upon such heaven to deceive
A man to think they’d counted sheep.
For who but dreaming could achieve
These fantasies outside of sleep?

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