Lady Matsuyama

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Lady Matsuyama is a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since Season 17, Day 37. Matsuyama has played for the Core Mechanics, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.

Official League Records

Matsuyama joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

During the Season 13 elections, Matsuyama received a combined stat change of 11.5 -> 15.7 as a result of the Mechanics' Infuse will.

During the Season 14 elections, Matsuyama received the Homebody modification due to the Mechanics' Trust will.

On Season 17, Day 37, Matsuyama was exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to Feedback. Matsuyama was replaced by Christian Combs.

During the Season 22 elections, Matsuyama gained the Skipping modification as a result of the Record Scratch blessing.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Mastsuyama played for the Rising Stars. Matsuyama then returned to the Hawai'i Fridays as a pitcher.

During the Season 23 elections, Matsuyama's pitching was rerolled three times as a result of the Season 3: Exploratory Surgeries blessing, resulting in rerolls of 2.8 -> 2.0 , 2.0 -> 2.5 , and finally, 2.5 -> 1.7 .

On Season 24, Day 3, Matsuyama retreated to the Fridays' Shadows in exchange for Spears Taylor at Hawai'i Viberight Field via the Ratified Fax Machine.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Lady Matsuyama, also known as "The Lady" is seven foot tall robot, constructed at a metamaterial research facility by her creator, Hideko Matsuyama, an esteemed roboticist. Her ai was patterned off of a brain scan of her creator, who built her as an attempt to preserve their research after a containment breach at the research facility. Hideko's only chance to escape was an interdimensional gate generator, which would eviscerated all biological matter that passed through it. Thus, Matsuyama was sent in her stead, where she would find herself at the CORE. Lady Matsuyama has a complicated relationship with her creator, possessing an incomplete sum of Hideko's memories, and largely considers herself a seperate person. She still posesses Hideko's talent for robotics, and indeed delights in tinkering with her own body, finding ways to push herself to her limits through clever engineering.

Prior to Ascension, Matsuyama didn't quite get Blaseball. It seemed baffling and opaque to her; her creator being an atheist, she bristled at the idea of playing under the whims of fate the gods had in store. But over time, she found a certain love for the game first through the love and camaraderie of her teammates, then through the surprising success she had at performing the very simple task: "hit ball". Certainly, she began to appreciate the hilarity of the contradiction of her contention with the gods and the values she inherited from her creator. Nowadays, Matsuyama takes great pleasure in pushing the limits of her engineering towards the arbitrary ends of Blaseball; she enjoys feeling of finding meaning in defiance of fate. Recently, she modified her body to interface with Core’s power grid, allowing her incredible performance at home but leaving her running on battery power during away games.

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