Alexander Horne

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Alexander Horne is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, and has been with the team since Season 6, Day 61. Horne has previously played for the Hellmouth Sunbeams.

Official League Records

Horne joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 3, Day 23 after the incineration of Velasquez Meadows.

On Season 6, Day 61, Horne was exchanged to the San Francisco Lovers due to Feedback. Horne was replaced by Sigmund Castillo.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


"Little" Alexander Horne is a demonic hellbeast who crawled out of the Hellmouth after the untimely incineration of former Hellmouth Sunbeams player Velasquez Meadows. Despite their nickname, their size is anything but diminutive. In fact, Horne is of above average height; they simply appear small when in comparison to their larger teammates. Horne is reluctant to discuss their origins, but they claim they elected to leave Hell and join the team due to a love of the game, a desire to honor Meadows' memory, and a passion for big band music. Horne is preternaturally drawn to movement, swinging at the wildest of pitches and catching the unlikeliest ground balls, and was once quoted as saying that they "didn't claw [their] way out of hell to not swing at the ball."

Horne is noted to be particularly fond of JEFF and frequently assigns their teammates "tasks" to complete in JEFF's honor.

In their first at bat, Horne honored the memory of Velasquez Meadows by hitting a grand slam Horne Run and saving Meadows's Ghost from the Tug towards the maw of the Hellmouth. In service of this honor, Velasquez Meadows's Ghost is retained as team manager. In Season 6, Horne ended their record with the Sunbeams just as they began it, hitting a Grand Slam in their final scoring event as a Sunbeam.


  • There are rumors that Alexander Horne and Ortiz Lopez have a past relationship, possibly romantic.

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