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Despite only starting play much of the way through Season 3, Collins still managed 106 plate appearances with a 0.386 batting average, ranking #1 in the league.
Collins stole 24 bases in Season β9, tied for 8th in the league.
Collins was traded back to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for King Roland during the Season β22 elections via the Fridays' Equivalent Exchange will. Collins' star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the Rotation Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Collins becoming an Alternate and gaining the Negative modification.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Juice Collins appeared during Day 76 of Season 3, in a game versus the Los Angeles Tacos after Fridays veterans Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine were incinerated. At the Fridays' perennial third base refreshments cart, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday reached down and guided the snack specialist's hand, pouring a cocktail so powerful that God gave it a soul. It gained sentience and stepped into the diamond during the Fridays' time of greatest need. She called herself Juice Collins. At her first at-bat, she hit a double. The devastated Fridays went on to win the game thanks in part to Collins.
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Frequent Trips to Elsewhere
Juice Collins was the first member of the Hawai‘i Fridays to make multiple trips Elsewhere due to the Immateria flooding. It is speculated that her liquid nature makes it easier for her to navigate these floods. Upon her return, she spoke of leading tours through the Elsewhere and, we quote, “scamming Elsewhere tourists”, at which point she was quickly shushed by other members of her team. Juice Collins has never committed a crime (as far as you know).
At the end of Season β15, Collins was Moved to the Hawai‘i Fridays rotation as a part of the team’s Balanced Breakfast campaign (also affecting fellow teammate Baldwin Breadwinner). The results greatly benefited the team, Collins’ skills better utilized on the mound. Longtime Fridays pitcher Stevenson Heat remarked on how excited he was to train more closely with her and how “we really made pitcher outta Juice, huh?” while several other players loudly yelled “OOOOHHHHHH” in the background.
Collins played for the Fridays from her birth through the nullification of Baseball β (aside from a short 18-game stint in San Francisco when she missed her flight back to Hawai‘i). This, along with her classic Fridays nature, led to somewhat of a leadership role for her. While never in charge in any formal capacity, Collins and Heat were often looked to as unofficial captains through the constantly changing scape of the game. As the last two original Fridays, they offered support, mentorship, and a shoulder to lay one’s head on when times were tough. The two were already friends, but bonded more closely together over this responsibility as the era went on.
Juice Collins jumbotron graphic by @Oceanity
Tlopps card by @JoeHasSpoken
art by @sicnin
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Collins pitching for FWXBC. art by @MaliceAmidst
Juice by Eli
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