Tokyo Lift/Beta/Season 22
Season β22 was one of the Tokyo Lift's worse seasons to date. They placed 23rd in the league and entered Party Time on Day 77. Adding insult to injury, all-arounder Cudi Di Batterino was Shelled early in the season. It was a difficult season for the Lift, characterized by poor performance. Also, they made it to the Internet Series, where they were defeated by the Kansas City Breath Mints. Go Lift!
- Lift received 2 Gifts! - 5,344,123 coins contributed
- Top Contributors:
|Day||Shelling Player||Team||Shelled Player||Team|
|25||Peanutiel Duffy||Chicago Firefighters||Cudi Di Batterino||Tokyo Lift|
Fax Machine and Voicemail
|Day||Player Replaced||Player Incoming||Renovation Used|
|86||Ankle Halifax||Mags Banananana||Fax Machine|
|104||Cudi Di Batterino||Ankle Halifax||Voicemail|
|114||Uncle Plasma XIV||Cudi Di Batterino||Fax Machine|
|3||Terrell Bradley||Allergy cured by Peanut Mister|
|Day||Player||Cause||Return Day||Duration||Scattered name|
|13||Terrell Bradley||Tunnels||37||24 days||Te-re-- Bra--e-|
|70||Theodore Honeywell||Flooding||89||19 days||Th-o-ore Hon-yw-ll|
|Day||Siphoning Player||Team||Stat||Siphoned Player||Team|
|46||Rigby Friedrich||Atlantis Georgias||Pitching||Elwin McGhee||Tokyo Lift|
|99||Cudi Di Batterino|
- Baldwin Breadwinner super roamed to the Lift via The Fifth Base on Day 108. At the end of the season they super roamed to the Flowers.
- The Lift chose to take Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence and gave it to Silvaire Semiquaver.
- Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence was taken by Silvaire Semiquaver!
- - Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
- - Underhanded
- Overall 16.4 + -> 16.4 +
- Silvaire Semiquaver dropped Leg Glove.
- - Leg Glove
- Overall 16.0 + -> 16.0
- Silvaire Semiquaver took Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence!
- + Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
- + Underhanded
- Overall 16.0 -> 16.0 +
- Silvaire Semiquaver's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence were repaired.
- 3 ●●●○ -> 4 ●●●●
- Item Steal - 18% of all Lift Will Votes
This Filing - 32% of Lift Item Steal Votes
Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
- The Lift revoke Mags Banananana.
- Mags Banananana embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
- + On an Odyssey
- Mags Banananana roamed to a new team.
- Mags Banananana was boosted.
- Combined 12.2 → 12.7
- Shadow Revoke - 0% of all Lift Will Votes
This Filing - 80% of Lift Shadow Revoke Votes
Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
- The Lift vote to swap Engine Eberhardt and Knight Triumphant.
- The Steaks and Lift made a trade.
- Equivalent Exchange - 49% of all Lift Will Votes
This Filing - 50% of Lift Equivalent Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
- Hawai'i Fridays.
- Ohio Worms.
- Seattle Garages.
- The Lift used their Free Will.
- - Free Will
- Liquid Friend XIV faded away from the Lift.
- Liquid Friend XIV and Uncle Plasma XIV are weaker apart.
- - Yolked
- Baldwin Breadwinner super roamed to a new team.
The Lift experienced one of their worst seasons to date, placing 23rd in the entire ILB. Their season was characterized by a series of parties. Additionally, after shelling four players on other teams throughout the Expansion Era, the Lift received a taste of their own medicine when Peanutiel Duffy shelled the newly-returned-to-Tokyo Cudi Di Batterino.
Despite their poor performance, the Lift were selected as Wild Cards for the Overbracket before they could enter the Underbracket. Undeterred, the Lift used a combination of bad pitching and luck to utilize the League's large number of sun-related rules and lose so badly that they kept winning matches. The Lift made it all the way to the championship series, where they were promptly and enthusiastically swept by the Kansas City Breath Mints.
The Lift once again received a Free Will this election. They used their first Will to give Silvaire Semiquaver an Underhanded item and improve their pitching. The second Will shadow revoked a recently-faxed Mags Banananana, who roamed to the Canada Moist Talkers. Their third and final Will went towards reversing an earlier trade and bringing Engine Eberhardt back to Tokyo in exchange for Knight Triumphant going back to the Dallas Steaks. While the Lift received no blessings, they were affected by two blessings from other teams: Kline Greenlemon became a Subtractor, Grollis Zephyr began Skipping, and Flattery Strewnberry was stolen by the Seattle Garages.
|Buried||James Nolan · Summers Preston|
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|Circuits||Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4|
|Events||Coffee Cup · Fall Ball|
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|Staff||Macaquey Caulkin · Kumuscle · 200% Beef Hotdog and Chips (the Third)|
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