Tokyo Lift/Beta/Season 22
< Tokyo Lift | Beta
Season β22 was one of the Tokyo Lift's worse seasons to date. They placed 23rd in the league and entered Party Time on Day 77. Adding insult to injury, all-arounder Cudi Di Batterino was Shelled early in the season. It was a difficult season for the Lift, characterized by poor performance. Also, they made it to the Internet Series, where they were defeated by the Kansas City Breath Mints. Go Lift!
Starting Roster
Lineup | Rotation |
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Shadows | |
Notable Events
Renovations
- Salmon Cannons - 3,785,714 Coins Spent
- The Lift installed Salmon Cannons to The Gym.
- The Gym gained the Salmon Cannons modification.
- + Salmon Cannons
- Birdhouses - 3,684,875 Coins Spent
- The Lift built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Gym.
- The Gym gained the Birdhouses modification.
- + Birdhouses
Gift Shop
- Lift received 2 Gifts! - 5,344,123 coins contributed
- Top Contributors:
- 🔱 Georgias - 47%
- 👟 Shoe Thieves - 20%
- 👐 Jazz Hands - 5%
- Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
- Uncle Plasma XIV is weaker on their own.
- - Yolked
- A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Lift.
- 🏋️ + Uncle Plasma XIV, Rotation
- Uncle Plasma XIV is weaker on their own.
- Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
- Liquid Friend XIV is weaker on their own.
- - Yolked
- A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Lift.
- 🏋️ + Liquid Friend XIV, Lineup
- Liquid Friend XIV and Uncle Plasma XIV are stronger together.
- + Yolked
- Uncle Plasma XIV and Liquid Friend XIV are stronger together.
- + Yolked
- Liquid Friend XIV is weaker on their own.
- Top Contributors:
The Lift were also top contributors for the Mexico City Wild Wings and Chicago Firefighters.
Roster Changes
Shellings
Day | Shelling Player | Team | Shelled Player | Team |
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25 | Peanutiel Duffy | Chicago Firefighters | Cudi Di Batterino | Tokyo Lift |
Fax Machine and Voicemail
Day | Player Replaced | Player Incoming | Renovation Used |
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86 | Ankle Halifax | Mags Banananana | Fax Machine |
104 | Cudi Di Batterino | Ankle Halifax | Voicemail |
114 | Uncle Plasma XIV | Cudi Di Batterino | Fax Machine |
Peanut Allergies
Day | Player | Event |
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3 | Terrell Bradley | Allergy cured by Peanut Mister |
Elsewhere
Day | Player | Cause | Return Day | Duration | Scattered name |
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13 | Terrell Bradley | Tunnels | 37 | 24 days | Te-re-- Bra--e- |
70 | Theodore Honeywell | Flooding | 89 | 19 days | Th-o-ore Hon-yw-ll |
Blooddrains
Day | Siphoning Player | Team | Stat | Siphoned Player | Team |
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46 | Rigby Friedrich | Atlantis Georgias | Pitching | Elwin McGhee | Tokyo Lift |
Parties
Day | Player |
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79 | Domino Bootleg |
81 | Knight Triumphant |
82 | Domino Bootleg |
84 | Theodore Honeywell |
84 | Kline Greenlemon |
85 | Silvaire Semiquaver |
85 | Terrell Bradley |
93 | Grollis Zephyr |
94 | Mags Banananana |
94 | Theodore Honeywell |
96 | Domino Bootleg |
97 | Domino Bootleg |
99 | Cudi Di Batterino |
Roamin' Players
- Baldwin Breadwinner super roamed to the Lift via The Fifth Base on Day 108. At the end of the season they super roamed to the Flowers.
Election Results
Wills
- Item Steal
- The Lift chose to take Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence and gave it to Silvaire Semiquaver.
- Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence was taken by Silvaire Semiquaver!
- - Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
- - Underhanded
- Overall 16.4 + -> 16.4 +
- Silvaire Semiquaver dropped Leg Glove.
- - Leg Glove
- Overall 16.0 + -> 16.0
- Silvaire Semiquaver took Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence!
- + Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
- + Underhanded
- Overall 16.0 -> 16.0 +
- Silvaire Semiquaver's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence were repaired.
- 3 ●●●○ -> 4 ●●●●
- Item Steal - 18% of all Lift Will Votes
This Filing - 32% of Lift Item Steal Votes
Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
- Shadow Revoke
- The Lift revoke Mags Banananana.
- Mags Banananana embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
- + On an Odyssey
- Mags Banananana roamed to a new team.
- 🏋️ - Mags Banananana, Rotation
- 🗣️ + Mags Banananana, Rotation
- Mags Banananana was boosted.
- Combined 12.2 → 12.7
- Shadow Revoke - 0% of all Lift Will Votes
This Filing - 80% of Lift Shadow Revoke Votes
Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
- Equivalent Exchange
Blessings
- Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
- Kline Greenlemon gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
- + Subtractor
- Kline Greenlemon gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
- Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
- Grollis Zephyr gained the permanent mod Skipping.
- + Skipping
- Grollis Zephyr gained the permanent mod Skipping.
- Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Flattery Strewnberry was recruited by the Garages.
- 🏋️ - Flattery Strewnberry, Shadows
- 🎸 + Flattery Strewnberry, Shadows
- Flattery Strewnberry entered the Shadows.
- Combined 9.8 → 10.6
- Flattery Strewnberry was recruited by the Garages.
Post Election
- The Lift used their Free Will.
- - Free Will
- Liquid Friend XIV faded away from the Lift.
- Liquid Friend XIV and Uncle Plasma XIV are weaker apart.
- - Yolked
- Baldwin Breadwinner super roamed to a new team.
- 🏋️ - Baldwin Breadwinner, Rotation
- 🌹 + Baldwin Breadwinner, Rotation
Season Overview
The Lift experienced one of their worst seasons to date, placing 23rd in the entire ILB. Their season was characterized by a series of parties. Additionally, after shelling four players on other teams throughout the Expansion Era, the Lift received a taste of their own medicine when Peanutiel Duffy shelled the newly-returned-to-Tokyo Cudi Di Batterino.
Despite their poor performance, the Lift were selected as Wild Cards for the Overbracket before they could enter the Underbracket. Undeterred, the Lift used a combination of bad pitching and luck to utilize the League's large number of sun-related rules and lose so badly that they kept winning matches. The Lift made it all the way to the championship series, where they were promptly and enthusiastically swept by the Kansas City Breath Mints.
The Lift once again received a Free Will this election. They used their first Will to give Silvaire Semiquaver an Underhanded item and improve their pitching. The second Will shadow revoked a recently-faxed Mags Banananana, who roamed to the Canada Moist Talkers. Their third and final Will went towards reversing an earlier trade and bringing Engine Eberhardt back to Tokyo in exchange for Knight Triumphant going back to the Dallas Steaks. While the Lift received no blessings, they were affected by two blessings from other teams: Kline Greenlemon became a Subtractor, Grollis Zephyr began Skipping, and Flattery Strewnberry was stolen by the Seattle Garages.
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Buried | James Nolan · Summers Preston | |
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Ballpark | Tokyo Fitness Center | |
Community Lore | ||
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