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Box of Mint Shupe Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-44.444 and start reading...
Mint Shupe (she/her) stands at a whopping 4’4”, with hair resembling mint leaves and often seen wearing lab goggles.
Shupe is perhaps best known for her exceptional career as a mad scientist. Inventions that range from a peppermint milkshake that allows landfolk to breathe underwater to a fifty-story hydraulic drill meant to dig, quote, “I dunno, somewhere cool, hopefully!”, Shupe has a storied history of debately evil creations.
When not performing incredibly diabolical acts of near-impossible science, Shupe is known to run an ice cream stand just outside of the Bubble, with far more storage space than is reasonable for a stand of such a size. Shupe has reportedly attempted to make a custom flavor for every single one of her teammates, though the recipes of the flavors is a well-kept secret.
On the team, Mint is known for her energetic, go-getter attitude. On several occasions she has been seen placing ████████ in the opposing team’s dugout for unknown purposes.
On the San Francisco Lovers
After finding out about Mint’s love of evil potion-making the Lovers were happy to finally have an inhabitant for the Polyhedrons laboratory and officially signed Mint on as the Court Alchemist. Although technically retired from supervillainy, Mint greatly enjoys creating chaotic little substances to use in a variety of pranks, with Don Mitchell helping out as his go-to partner in crime. The pairs’ usual victim is the perpetually annoying King Roland who Mint thinks needs to be ‘taken down a peg’, Roland, of course, secretly loves the attention. Mint also enjoys roping her roommate, giant demon Alex Horne, into her schemes, sitting on their gigantic shoulders so that he can menacingly cackle at people from up above and also grab things off of the shelves.
Mint quickly gained a reputation as the team's local ‘chaos gremlin’, often running around with more swords than is strictly necessary and which may or may not belong to her, citing the excitement of finally being allowed near pointy objects again as a motive. He is also one of the only players to have any idea ‘what the youths are up to’, perpetually confusing the medieval members of the team, barring Silvia Winner, who is always happy to beat Mint at Flortnite.
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