Stout Schmitt

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Stout Schmitt was a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and was with the team from Season β23, Day 13 until Fall Ball. Schmitt has played for the Miami Dale.

Official League Records

Schmitt joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β17 elections, Schmitt joined the Miami Dale's lineup in exchange for Jasmine Washington as a result of the Dale's Foreshadow will.

During the Season β19 earlsiesta, Schmitt was given the Seeker modification as part of the seasonal reading.

On Season β21, Day 93, Schmitt retreated to the Dale's Shadows in exchange for Willow Dice at Miami International Arena via the Ratified Voicemail.

On Season β22, Day 69, Schmitt rejoined the Dale's lineup in exchange for Dice at Miami International Arena via the Ratified Voicemail. During the Season β22 elections, Schmitt gained the Skipping modification as a result of the Record Scratch blessing.

On Season β23, Day 13, Schmitt was exchanged to the Chicago Firefighters due to Feedback. Schmitt was replaced by Isaac Johnson.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Early Life

Schmitt is a half-human, half-alligator Miami native who began practicing medicine prior to joining the ILB. Former patients often complained of rude bedside manner and zer mean personality. After a sudden disappearance, ze continued as a freelance surgeon shielded from the public eye, offering faen services to anyone willing to pay the suspiciously low rates, and supporting rumors that kie had disappeared after rer medical license was revoked. Given vos dubious reputation, some teammates have speculated that Schmitt joined the ILB to leave zher illegal field of work behind.


Schmitt has gained a reputation as a Rescue Gator for aer success with finding and bringing teammates back from Elsewhere, especially team captain Qais Dogwalker. When asked for comment, Dogwalker explained, "Sometimes, you just want to go to the Wlaffle House in Elsewhere, you know? But if it wasn't for fir, I'd probably still be stuck there."


As a user of any and all neopronouns, Schmitt first recorded the neopronouns of the patients lo treated before joining the ILB, but has continued the practice during active play with players from other teams, compiling an ever-growing list for personal use.

Although self left xir surgery profession behind, Schmitt still helps treat injuries on the team, and has on occasion been heard to recommend amputation for the smallest and most inconsequential of injuries.

Schmitt has been described both on and off the field as sort of a menace, owing to zir reckless nature. This explains why ce is often caught stealing, and off the field, hie was once seen wrestling a member of the Press over a mango.


Schmitt enjoys arm wrestling and took over as the organizer of the Miarmi Arm Wrestling Team when ne became an active player, as the team had been inactive following the Feedback of Avila Guzman for Jomgy Rolsenthal in Season β15. Originally started by Guzman and Francisca Sasquatch, Miarmi has served as an important team-bonding activity for past and present players alike. Newer Dale players such as Rolsenthal and Richmond Harrison have begun to practice and train, hoping to approach the level of Schmitt and Sasquatch, whose long-standing friendly rivalry has become synonymous with Miarmi. Schmitt seldom loses against the rest of the team, but Sasquatch's resolve to beat Schmitt has given her some upset victories and developed the aforementioned rivalry. Also part of Miarmi, though not a player for the Dale, is Courtney Maddison Novak, Caleb Novak's wife. Caleb introduced the two not long after Schmitt took over, and participating has brought Caleb, Courtney, and Schmitt to become close friends. Such close friends that after Caleb was swept elsewhere on Season β20, Day 45, Schmitt immediately began the search for Caleb and managed to retrieve him before the game ended, demonstrating the strength of their bond.

Fan Works



For more fanfiction, go to the Stout Schmitt tag on AO3.