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Prior to joining the New York Millennials, Hatfield Suzuki was the owner of Suzuki Hattoo and Design, a small tattoo parlor located in Brooklyn, New York. While the parlor was quick to receive acclaim for Suzuki's fine line quality and intricate tattoo designs, far more notable was the rumor that Suzuki's tattoos were capable of telling the future. These tattoos – or "hattoos," as most called them – were often abstract in nature, offering vague imagery that rarely made sense in the moment, but became crystal clear in retrospect after the depicted event passed.
Most notable about Suzuki's famed hattoos was that she refused to charge a single cent for one. When asked, Suzuki claimed that “the cost itself comes with knowing what the future holds. What is learned will never be forgotten; is that a price you’re willing to pay?"
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