Scoobert Toast

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Scoobert Toast is a player for the Core Mechanics, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Toast has previously played for the Ohio Worms.

Official League Records

Toast joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Ohio Worms on Season 23, Day 65 after the incineration of Pudge Nakamoto.

During the Season 23 elections, Toast gained the Credit to the Team modification as a result of the Season 9: Credit to the Team Blessing.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Toast fell to the Core Mechanics.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Appearance

Scoobert, or rather Sc0-OBERT (Surveyor Class 0 - Orbiting Builder, Explorer, and Radio Telescope), is a communications satellite in geostationary orbit over Wapakoneta. Sc0-OBERT’s cylindrical body is roughly the size of a small car, with four solar panels extending out from it. It is powered by a miniature blackhole engine, which doubles as a means for communication to be sent back to Sc0’s original time period.

TOAST (Terrestrial Observation & Analyzer of Solar Trends) Is a drone built in the likeness of the original Sputnik 1 satellite, though it is roughly the size of a frisbee. TOAST projects a body for itself. TOAST’s self-projection is a small androgynous body made of glowing white hard-light. The projection is dressed in the Ohio Worms team uniform, using texture and depth to differentiate the different colors in the uniform. When TOAST’s body runs, it seems to move faster than its leg movements would imply, almost as though it is out of sync with the rest of the world.

When referencing the player that is Scoobert Toast, Sc0-OBERT refers strictly to the satellite, TOAST refers strictly to the drone, and Sc0 is a name used for either or both of the items that make up Sc0 or, alternatively, for the hard light body projected by TOAST.

Personal Life

Sc0 was originally found by a group of NASWA scientists in one possible future timeline. At the time, Sc0 was a pile of ever smoldering wreckage with all information and memory seemingly wiped. The scientists restored Sc0 to a working state and sent them back through a wormhole to, among other things, study the long forgotten splort of blaseball, something that they only had relics left to remember by.

The wormhole spat Sc0 out at the moment of Pudge’s incineration. Due to Pudge neglecting to write in an emergency contact, the worms accepted Sc0 as Pudge’s replacement.

The players of the Ohio Worms often claim to hear TOAST and Sc0 communicating. While the matters that they discuss are unknown, fans of the Worms sitting close to the field often hear Sc0 and TOAST making beeping, booping, and whirring noises at each other.

Sc0 has great fascination with their team members. Sc0 finds themselves often talking with Muse Scantron, Ephriam Ladd, Millipede Aqualuft, and other players that are affiliated with NASWA. Sc0 also is reported to often follow Vessalius Sundae on her runs, though there is debate amongst the fans on Vess’s feelings about this situation.