Kirkland Sobremesa

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Kirkland Sobremesa was a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from Season β1 until Fall Ball.

Official League Records

Sobremesa joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β21 elections, Sobremesa's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Sobremesa becoming an Alternate, gaining the Negative modification, and a combined 6.2 7.7 stat increase.

During the Season β22 elections, Sobremesa lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

On Season β23, Day 104, Sobremesa joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bevan Wise due to Night.

On Season β24, Day 33, Sobremesa retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bevan Wise at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kirkland Sobremesa Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-31.774 and start reading...

The Fungal Shopkeeper

Kirkland is a network of bioluminescent mushrooms that can take the form of a humanoid figure when ey needs to interact with other players/people in the park. Many believe this is mostly for the comfort of others as ey does not need to talk to communicate.

Sobremesa runs a shop in Yellowstone, selling various items ey collected with eir uncanny knack of finding just the right things. Kirk joined the team on accident after a miscommunication about delivering an order to Bevan Wise, at which point, ey saw the team needed someone to step in. During interviews, Sobremesa has stated ey want to help take care of all the people ey watched help out around the park, despite eir limited understanding of blaseball as an actual sport.