Wesley Poole

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Wesley Poole was a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and was with the team Season β1 until Fall Ball.

Official League Record

Poole joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β5, Day 30, Poole became a pitcher due to Reverb.

During the Season β5 election, Poole's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

On Season β7, Day 95, Poole siphoned some of Miami Dale lineup player Cannonball Sports's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season β15 elections, Poole became a lineup player via the Lead Off blessing.

On Season β20, Day 23, Poole became a pitcher due to Reverb.

Over the course of Season β23, Poole entered and exited the Firefighters' Shadows two times as a result of The Fire Safety Awareness Center Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Wesley Poole Files

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Wesley Poole was allegedly born to Ernest and Gabardine Poole in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date before moving to Chicago, where he was from, to take a job at Milky Tech Preparatory Academy as well as work as a volunteer firefighter. He was the campus poolboy at the academy until it was consumed by flames in the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire. Poole hid within the Milky Tech pool for the duration of the fire, until his fellow firefighters defeated the blaze.

Poole now acts as the "poolboy" for Lake Michigan, which he often refers to as "Lake Chicago". It is at this time unclear what being the poolboy of a great lake actually entails.

Ever since being reverbed to the pitching position in Season 5, Wesley stands in a kiddie pool filled with Royal Crown Malort on the mound.

Like all of us, he is from Chicago. His jersey number is 309.


  • When Poole manages to pull off a fantastic play, fans can be heard chanting "The Wes Wind Blows!" from the stands.
  • Poole is an amateur lepidopterist of little skill and ill repute, using his pool net to catch butterflies and moths.
  • Wesley Poole has never been observed wearing a shirt.
  • Despite often being observed to have fish like qualities—including fin-like ears, sharp teeth, and gills—Poole insists that he "just looks like that."
  • The only tanlines present on Poole's body are under his sunglasses, which he never removes.

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