Kline Greenlemon

Kline Greenlemon was a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and was with the team from the Season β19 elections until Fall Ball. Greenlemon has previously played for the Dallas Steaks.

Official League Records

Greenlemon joined the ILB as a -star lineup player for the Dallas Steaks on Season β3, Day 103 after the incineration of Langley Wheeler.

During the Coffee Cup, Greenlemon played for Heavy FC as a lineup player.

During the Season β14 elections, Greenlemon received the Maximalist modification as a result of the Garages' receiving the Min-Maxing blessing.

Greenlemon was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Jessica Telephone during the Season β19 elections via the Steaks' Equivalent Exchange will. Greenlemon then gained the Outdoorsy modification as a result of the Outdoorsy blessing.

During the Season β22 elections, Greenlemon gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.

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Box of Kline Greenlemon Files

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Background

The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.

With the Tokyo Adrift

Kline Greenlemon lived on a small island in the Atlantic, and owned a shop making and mending clothes. One day, the Tokyo Adrift crew landed on their shores and came upon Greenlemon's shop. The crew purchased some clothes from them, and soon decided to invite them onboard. The crew was lacking someone with sewing skills, and Greenlemon was just the person for the job. During their tenure on the ship, they mended clothes, made new clothes as needed, made eyepatches, and mended torn sails. And mysteriously, once Greenlemon joined the crew, the rate of scurvy among the group fell dramatically.