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Season 22 began on June 28, 2021. The regular season concluded on July 02, 2021, followed by the postseason and Internet Series on July 03, 2021. The Season 22 election took place on July 04, 2021. The Kansas City Breath Mints defeated the Tokyo Lift 3 games to 0 to win their first Overbracket Internet Series championship, while the Miami Dale defeated the New York Millennials 3 games to 1 to win their first Underbracket Internet Series championship.

Regular Events

Earlsiesta

See the main article on this topic: Earlsiesta


Rejoice!
We are thrilled to announce
Coming Next Season
The ILB Semi-Centennial!
Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action
A look back at all the fun We've had
Since Blaseball's Return.
And for you students of History
The fun starts Today!
For a Limited Time
The ILB Gift Shop is offering
Ancient Legends!
Stars forged in Antiquity
Ready to return to action!
Grab yours now while supply lasts!

This season, the Boss appeared at Earlsiesta, and after her appearance the Gift Shop included replicas of several players only seen thus far in the Library.


Latesiesta

See the main article on this topic: Latesiesta

Latesiesta results

MVP Voting

See the main article on this topic: Idols


Following the Day 99 games, several players received or upgraded their Ego modifications.

Wyatt Glover reached Legendary status and was added to the Vault.

Notable Events

Semi-Centennial Announcement

See the main article on the Semi-Centennial.
At the start of the Season the Boss announced that the leauge would be hosting a 50-inning Semi-Centennial game to celebrate 50 years of blaseball. The game would take place between the Finals of Season 23 and the Election the next day, and would be played by a pair of all-star teams: The Vault Legends, who would consist of all of the legendary players in the Vault, and the Rising Stars which consisted of the (many) players who had and of the Ego modifications.

With recent revelations about certain prehistory players, there seemed to be a danger inherent in Parker MacMillan participating in a 50-inning game alongside New Megan Ito, who with her  Trader and  Traitor modifications would in all likelihood attempt to steal MacMillan's The Force Field. With The Force Field gone, MacMillan would be free to roam across the league once more, spreading instability as he went.

Yet more fans pointed out that MacMillan would probably not be an issue, as several intrepid Data Witches had projections that showed that with the addition of all the new Suns on this season's election ballot the Sun(Sun) would probably reach 100% pressure before then, triggering whatever happens when suns die.

Pitching Machine 2

Early on in the season the New York Millennials found themselves in a strange situation. As the Expansion Era progressed players found more and more ways to be sent Elsewhere, with Flooding, Salmon Cannons, Undertakers and failed Heists all playing a role. For the New York Millennials, on Day 12 they found that of their three pitchers, both Schneider Bendie and Sandie Carver had found themselves Elsewhere, leaving just Theodore Cervantes to pitch all of their remaining games until their teammates returned. Unfortunate Cervantes struggled on the mound that day and gave up 10 runs, activating Battin' Island's Fax Machine and swapping them out for Anathema Elemefayo. Elemefayo had however had fed Elsewhere to escape being caught in a Grad Heist before being shadowed in the Season 21 election, and while they pitched remainder of the game, as the game came to a close fans wondered who could be called up to pitch for the Millennials on Day 13, as all of the Millennials pitchers were now  Elsewhere....

This question was answered as soon as the rest of the league's games ended, with the Betting page now showing a game between the Hawai'i Friday's King Roland and the New York Millennial's newly acquired Pitching Machine (not to be confused with the Legendary Pitching Machine Preserved in the Vault). By the end of Day 13 the final score of the game was 10-7 for the Fridays, with the Pitching Machine giving up 10 runs and being replaced with the returning Cervantes, and with the missing Schneider Bendie returning from Elsewhere to bring the Millennials back up to a two pitcher rotation.

Historical Replicas

In this season's Gift Shop, players were able to purchase replicas of some never before seen faces for the first time. On top of several preserved ILB players, teams were able to purchase the following replicas:

At the end of the Latesiesta, replicas of each of these players entered the league allowing teams to see them in action before the Semi-Centennial.

The Fifth Base (Continued)

See the main article on the Fifth Base (Item).
Since it's introduction the Fifth Base had been picked up and placed as lineup players moved around the league, seeing nine different owners in the two seasons. However, with the introduction of the Tunnels ballpark modification and it’s ratification in the league, it became possible for pitchers to steal items from other active players. This is notable because while the Super Roamin' Fifth Base was routinely being picked up and put down as players stole bases, pitchers were unable to do so as soon as it was stolen by a pitcher, it was unable to be placed again. Sure enough on Day 84 of the regular Season, Baldwin Breadwinner stole the fifth base from Jaxon Buckley roaming four times before ending up on the Boston Flowers, who managed to win the Traitor Item Crate, giving each of their players with an empty or broken item slot a  Traitor item. The appeal of the legendary item caused the Fifth Base to change hands 13 times in the first week of Season β23 before ending up in the hands of Flower's pitcher Chorby Short, with the item remaining with rotation players to the end of the Expansion Era.

Notable Election Results

During the elections, multiple Suns were set. Equal Sun resulted in a league rule determining that home runs during the final out of a game would tie the game. Sum Sun introduced a new Weather that made each successive socring play within a half inning worth an additional Run. Maximum Sun created a league rule that determined that scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball would be worth 3x the Runs. The setting of Equal Sun, Sum Sun, and Maximum Sun would result in Sun(Sun) Pressure increases to 57.34%, 67.34%, and 77.34% respectively.

The Vault was revealed by The Vault tiding, with the text

A CONSTELLATION
ABOVE RISING STARS
THE VAULT REVEALED

The Vault contained every Player with the  Legendary modification, displayed alongside those Players' modifications, items, and stars.

Many of the blessings on the ballot affected the eDensity of players by flipping the eDensity of either a Team's most eDense Player or every player in a specific part of the roster. A number of other blessings called the Alternate for multiple players on a Team's roster.

After the elections, Sun(Sun) was Recharged, reducing Pressure to 51.09%.

Ongoing Decrees

  • Eat The Rich (Season β3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason.
  • Enhanced Party Time (Season β6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
  • Wild Cards (Season β8): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
  • Based Evolution (Season β12): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
  • Free Wills (Season β13): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
  • All You Can Eat (Season β14): Fans will be able to freely buy and sell Snack Slots at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.
  • Community Chest (Season β16): Anytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
  • Fairgrounds (Season β17): All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
  • Hype Train (Season β18): Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.
  • Ratification (Season β18): Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.
    • Hotel Motel (Season β18): Holiday Innings will occasionally happen during the Earlseason, where Teams Party instead of Score.
    • Turntables (Season β18): Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
    • Tunnels (Season β20): Tunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team.
    • Balloons (Season β21): A small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.
    • Bird Hotel (Season β21): When the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.
    • Voicemail (Season β21): When the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
  • The Underbracket (Season β19): Every Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.
  • Sun(Sun) (Season β19): All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.
  • Sun 30 (Season β20): When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.
  • Sun .1 (Season β21): Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.

Standings

Wild League Wins Record Mild League Wins Record
Wild High Mild High
Atlantis Georgias 🔱* 78 69-30 San Francisco Lovers 💋* 69 56-43
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗* 73 61-38 Philly Pies 🥧* 67 48-51
Chicago Firefighters 🔥* 70 57-42 Core Mechanics 🛠️ 62 55-44
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐 65 58-41 Seattle Garages 🎸†† 61 49-50
Tokyo Lift 🏋️‍ 42 36-63 New York Millennials 📱* 58 47-52
Hades Tigers 🐅* 34 26-73 Dallas Steaks 🥩* 51 43-56
Wild Low Mild Low
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞* 78 63-36 Baltimore Crabs 🦀* 84 73-26
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮 58 45-54 Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬* 81 73-26
Ohio Worms 🐌†† 56 49-50 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 64 50-49
Houston Spies 🕵️* 53 41-58 Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️* 49 39-60
Miami Dale 🚤* 52 37-62 Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️ 49 41-58
Boston Flowers 🌹* 46 41-58 Yellowstone Magic * 42 31-68

* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
Denotes Overbracket Wild Card recipients.
†† Denotes Underbracket Wild Card recipients. Note: Because the Lift and Moist Talkers received the Overbracket Wild Cards, they were removed from the Underbracket. The Spies and Millennials, respectively, took their place.

Divine Favor

Ties: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
Team: 👐 👟 🔱 🦀 🏝️ 🗣️ 🚤 🎸 🐌 🌮 🛠️ 🔥 🏋️‍ 🥧 🍗 🍬 💋 🐅 📱 🥩 🕵️ 🌹 🌞


Postseason

Ten teams from each league advance to the postseason: five in the Overbracket and five in the Underbracket. The Overbracket consists of the four best performing teams in a League seeded by Wins, as well as a Wild Card team selected at random. The Underbracket consists of the four worst performing teams in a League seeded by Wins, with a Wild Card selected at random from non-Overbracket teams.

Teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series. Overbracket teams advance via Wins while Underbracket teams advance via losses.

Overbracket ⬆️

  Wild Card Games Division Series Championship Series Internet Series
                                     
    1 Baltimore Crabs 3  
4 Philly Pies 3     4 Philly Pies 2    
  1 Baltimore Crabs 0  
5 Canada Moist Talkers 2     Mild League
  2 Kansas City Breath Mints 3    
2 Kansas City Breath Mints 4
   
  3 San Francisco Lovers 2  
    ML Kansas City Breath Mints 3
  WL Tokyo Lift 0
    1 Atlantis Georgias 2    
4 Chicago Firefighters 0     5 Tokyo Lift 3    
  5 Tokyo Lift 3
5 Tokyo Lift 2     Wild League
  2 Hellmouth Sunbeams 2  
2 Hellmouth Sunbeams 3
   
  3 Mexico City Wild Wings 2  


Underbracket ⬇️

  Wild Card Games Division Series Championship Series Internet Series
                                     
    1 Yellowstone Magic 1  
4 New York Millennials 2     4 New York Millennials 3    
  4 New York Millennials 4  
5 Seattle Garages 1     Mild League
  2 Hawai'i Fridays 3    
2 Hawai'i Fridays 3
   
  3 Dallas Steaks 1  
    ML New York Millennials 2
  WL Miami Dale 3
    1 Hades Tigers 2    
4 Houston Spies 2     4 Houston Spies 3    
  3 Houston Spies 2
5 Ohio Worms 0     Wild League
  4 Miami Dale 3  
2 Boston Flowers 1
   
  3 Miami Dale 3  


Election Ballot

Decrees

The three Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon Name Effect
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-Sun Set Sun. Non-losing with Negative Runs earns you 2 Wins.
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Sun 0 Set Sun. Non-losing with Zero Runs earns you 2 Wins.
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Equal Sun Set Sun. A home run during a game's final out ties the game.
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MAXIMUM SUN Set Sun. Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
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Sum Sun Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.
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Sun 9 Set Sun. Non-losses on the Week End (every 9th Day) are worth 2 Wins.


Wills

Each team is allowed to execute two wills per season.

Name Effect
Equivalent Exchange Swap a Player from a Team in the League with an Equivalent (within 2 Stars) Player on your Team.
Swap Swap two Players on your Team's Roster.
Move Move a Player on your Team to the desired location on your Roster.
Take Take an Item, repair it, and move it to a Player on your Team.
Shadow Infuse Boost a random Stat Category of a Player in your Shadows by 20% to 40%.
Shadow Revoke Revoke a Player from your Team's Shadows.
Reform Re-roll an eligible Permanent Modification for a Player on your Team.
Magnify Magnify a Player on your Team. Runs batted in or allowed by this Player are multiplied.

Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name Effect
Gachapon Recruit one random Player from each other Team's Shadows to your Team's Shadows.
Mass Attraction Recruit all Attractors from other Teams' active rosters to your Team's Shadows.
Under Taker Recruit a random Undertaker to your Team.
Autosave Give every Player in your Team's Lineup the Reload mod.
Outsider Trading Each Player on your Team's roster with an available Item slot will open a Trader Item Crate.
Insider Trading Each Player on your Team's roster with an available Item slot will open a Traitor Item Crate.
Subtractor Avoidance One Player in every other Team's Lineup becomes a Subtractor.
Record Scratch One Player in every other Team's Lineup starts Skipping.
Big Swap Swap the least eDense Player on your Team's roster with a random other Team's most eDense Player.
Little Swap Swap the most eDense Player on your Team's roster with a random other Team's least eDense Player.
Ego Share A random Player on your Team with Ego++ or greater will split their Ego with another Player on the Team.
Alternate Bust A random Ego-Boosted Player on your Team gets their Negative Alternate called (maintaining Stars) and they lose 1 Ego.
Lineup Alternate Trust Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 3 random Players in your Team's Lineup.
Rotation Alternate Trust Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 2 random Players in your Team's Rotation.
Shadow Alternate Trust Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for your entire Team's Shadows.
Handful Alternate Trust Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 5 random Players on your Team's Active Roster.
Heads over Tails Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Lineup.
Complete 180 Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Rotation.
Backup or Down Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Shadows.
Immovable Object Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player on your Team's entire Roster.
Lineup Flip Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Lineup.
Rotation Flip Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Rotation.
Darkside Flip Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Shadows.
Roster Flip Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Roster.

Election Results

Decrees

  • Equal Sun passed with 834,057 Votes, 26% of all Decree Votes
    • FROM PROGENITOR
      MEIOSIS, OFFSPRING
      SEEKING EQUILIBRIUM
    • EQUAL SUN WAS SET.
      • + Tgb equal sun.png Equal Sun
    • Sun(Sun)'s Pressure built...
      • 57.34%
  • Sum Sun passed with 795,290 Votes, 24% of all Decree Votes
    • FROM PROGENITOR
      MEIOSIS, OFFSPRING
      COMPOUNDING
      ZERO SUM
    • SUM SUN WAS SET.
      • + Tgb sum sun.png Sum Sun
    • Sun(Sun)'s Pressure built...
      • 67.34%
  • MAXIMUM SUN passed with 720,480 Votes, 22% of all Decree Votes
    • FROM PROGENITOR
      MEIOSIS, OFFSPRING
      MAXIMIZING VICTORY
    • MAXIMUM SUN WAS SET.
      • + Tgb maximum sun.png MAXIMUM SUN
    • Sun(Sun)'s Pressure built...
      • 77.34%

Tidings

  • THE VAULT
    • A CONSTELLATION
      ABOVE RISING STARS
      THE VAULT REVEALED

Wills

List of Wills Results:

  • Teamicon crabs.png
    Move
  • Teamicon crabs.png
    Equivalent Exchange
  • Teamicon breath mints.png
    Equivalent Exchange
  • Teamicon breath mints.png
    Item Steal
    • The Breath Mints chose to take Hot Bat of Stamina and gave it to Marco Stink.
    • Jon Halifax's Hot Bat of Stamina was taken by Marco Stink!
      • - Hot Bat of Stamina
      • Overall 11.9 + 1.0 -> 11.9
    • Marco Stink dropped Holey Necklace of the Famine.
      • - Holey Necklace of the Famine
      • Overall 17.8 - 0.3 -> 17.8
    • Marco Stink took Jon Halifax's Hot Bat of Stamina!
      • + Hot Bat of Stamina
      • Overall 17.8 -> 17.8 + 1.4
    • Item Steal - 19% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
      This Filing - 94% of Breath Mints Item Steal Votes
      Final Odds - 18% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon georgias.png
    Move
    • The Georgias vote to move Sosa Hayes to their Lineup.
    • The Dale sent a player to the Georgias.
    • Move - 15% of all Georgias Will Votes
      This Filing - 45% of Georgias Move Votes
      Final Odds - 7% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon georgias.png
    Item Steal
    • The Georgias chose to take Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength and gave it to Erin Jesaulenko.
    • Lorcan Smaht's Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength was taken by Erin Jesaulenko!
      • - Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength
      • -  Underhanded
      • Overall 15.3 + 0.3 -> 15.3
    • Erin Jesaulenko dropped Rubber Socks of Fourtitude.
      • - Rubber Socks of Fourtitude
      • -  The Fourth Strike
      • Overall 14.3 + 0.4 -> 14.3 + 0.1
    • Erin Jesaulenko took Lorcan Smaht's Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength!
      • + Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength
      • +  Underhanded
      • Overall 14.3 -> 14.3 + 0.3
    • Item Steal - 22% of all Georgias Will Votes
      This Filing - 4% of Georgias Item Steal Votes
      Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon sunbeams.png
    Magnify
    • The Sunbeams choose Hahn Fox to be Magnified.
    • Hahn Fox is now at 2x Magnification.
      • +  2x
    • Magnify - 51% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
      This Filing - 97% of Sunbeams Magnify Votes
      Final Odds - 49% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon sunbeams.png
    Reform
    • The Sunbeams choose to reroll Howell Franklin's Flinch mod.
    • Howell Franklin re-rolled from Flinch to High Pressure.
      •  Flinch ->  High Pressure
    • Reform - 21% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
      This Filing - 99% of Sunbeams Reform Votes
      Final Odds - 21% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon wild wings.png
    Equivalent Exchange
  • Teamicon wild wings.png
    Move
  • Teamicon firefighters.png
    Equivalent Exchange
  • Teamicon firefighters.png
    Magnify
    • The Firefighters choose Swamuel Mora to be Magnified.
    • Swamuel Mora is now at 2x Magnification.
      • +  2x
    • Magnify - 11% of all Firefighters Will Votes
      This Filing - 40% of Firefighters Magnify Votes
      Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon lovers.png
    Roster Swap
    • The Lovers chose to swap Kurt Crueller via a roster swap with Theo King.
    • The Lovers swapped two players on their roster.
    • Kurt Crueller entered the Shadows.
      • Combined 30.9 31.6
    • Roster Swap - 16% of all Lovers Will Votes
      This Filing - 91% of Lovers Roster Swap Votes
      Final Odds - 15% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon lovers.png
    Reform
    • The Lovers choose to reroll Kurt Crueller's Attractor mod.
    • Kurt Crueller re-rolled from Attractor to Walk in the Park.
      •  Attractor ->  Walk in the Park
    • Reform - 30% of all Lovers Will Votes
      This Filing - 100% of Lovers Reform Votes
      Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon pies.png
    Item Steal
    • The Pies chose to take Underhanded Rock Helmet and gave it to Lucy Tokkan.
    • Miguel James' Underhanded Rock Helmet was taken by Lucy Tokkan!
      • - Underhanded Rock Helmet
      • -  Underhanded
    • Lucy Tokkan dropped Repeating Head Necklace.
      • - Repeating Head Necklace
      • -  Repeating
      • Overall 11.2 + 0.2 -> 11.2
    • Lucy Tokkan took Miguel James' Underhanded Rock Helmet!
      • + Underhanded Rock Helmet
      • +  Underhanded
    • Item Steal - 43% of all Pies Will Votes
      This Filing - 6% of Pies Item Steal Votes
      Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon pies.png
    Move
  • Teamicon jazz hands.png
    Magnify
    • The Jazz Hands choose Baby Doyle to be Magnified.
    • Baby Doyle is now at 2x Magnification.
      • +  2x
    • Magnify - 50% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
      This Filing - 100% of Jazz Hands Magnify Votes
      Final Odds - 50% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon jazz hands.png
    Item Steal
    • The Jazz Hands chose to take Underhanded Ring and gave it to Lowe Forbes.
    • Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring was taken by Lowe Forbes!
      • - Underhanded Ring
      • -  Underhanded
      • Overall 16.8 + 0.5 -> 16.8
    • Lowe Forbes dropped Leg Helmet of Dexterity.
      • - Leg Helmet of Dexterity
      • Overall 13.6 + 1.0 -> 13.6
    • Lowe Forbes took Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring!
      • + Underhanded Ring
      • +  Underhanded
      • Overall 13.6 -> 13.6 + 0.5
    • Lowe Forbes' Underhanded Ring was repaired.
      • 1 ●○ -> 2 ●●
    • Item Steal - 15% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
      This Filing - 96% of Jazz Hands Item Steal Votes
      Final Odds - 14% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon shoe thieves.png
    Equivalent Exchange
  • Teamicon shoe thieves.png
    Reform
    • The Shoe Thieves choose to reroll Oscar Dollie's Attractor mod.
    • Oscar Dollie re-rolled from Attractor to Fire Eater.
    • Reform - 53% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
      This Filing - 66% of Shoe Thieves Reform Votes
      Final Odds - 35% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon mechanics.png
    Roster Swap
    • The Mechanics chose to swap Jolene Willowtree via a roster swap with Ilane Snart.
    • The Mechanics swapped two players on their roster.
    • Jolene Willowtree entered the Shadows.
      • Combined 20.7 21.3
    • Roster Swap - 43% of all Mechanics Will Votes
      This Filing - 2% of Mechanics Roster Swap Votes
      Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon mechanics.png
    Shadow Infuse
    • The Mechanics vote to infuse one of Bees ----el-'s random Stat Categories.
    • Bees ----el-'s Batting is Infused.
      • Batting 3.7 5.3
    • Shadow Infuse - 19% of all Mechanics Will Votes
      This Filing - 93% of Mechanics Shadow Infuse Votes
      Final Odds - 17% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon garages.png
    Shadow Infuse
    • The Garages vote to infuse one of Lenny Marijuana's random Stat Categories.
    • Lenny Marijuana's Defense is Infused.
      • Defense 3.0 4.2
    • Shadow Infuse - 7% of all Garages Will Votes
      This Filing - 73% of Garages Shadow Infuse Votes
      Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon garages.png
    Roster Swap
    • The Garages chose to swap Fitzgerald Wanderlust via a roster swap with Betsy Trombone.
    • The Garages swapped two players on their roster.
    • Fitzgerald Wanderlust entered the Shadows.
      • Combined 10.4 11.1
    • Roster Swap - 8% of all Garages Will Votes
      This Filing - 24% of Garages Roster Swap Votes
      Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon tacos.png
    Move
    • The Tacos vote to move Vito Kravitz to their Shadows.
    • The Tacos made a roster move.
    • Vito Kravitz entered the Shadows.
      • Combined 15.0 15.7
    • Move - 34% of all Tacos Will Votes
      This Filing - 99% of Tacos Move Votes
      Final Odds - 34% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon tacos.png
    Equivalent Exchange
  • Teamicon millennials.png
    Equivalent Exchange
  • Teamicon millennials.png
    Reform
    • The Millennials choose to reroll Thomas Dracaena's Undertaker mod.
    • Thomas Dracaena re-rolled from Undertaker to Siphon.
      •  Undertaker ->  Siphon
    • Reform - 37% of all Millennials Will Votes
      This Filing - 100% of Millennials Reform Votes
      Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon worms.png
    Equivalent Exchange
  • Teamicon worms.png
    Shadow Infuse
    • The Worms vote to infuse one of Crow Madrigal's random Stat Categories.
    • Crow Madrigal's Defense is Infused.
      • Defense 3.1 4.7
    • Shadow Infuse - 2% of all Worms Will Votes
      This Filing - 68% of Worms Shadow Infuse Votes
      Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon spies.png
    Shadow Infuse
    • The Spies vote to infuse one of Donia Bailey's random Stat Categories.
    • Donia Bailey's Baserunning is Infused.
      • Baserunning 2.3 3.8
    • Shadow Infuse - 50% of all Spies Will Votes
      This Filing - 57% of Spies Shadow Infuse Votes
      Final Odds - 28% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon spies.png
    Magnify
    • The Spies choose Commissioner Vapor to be Magnified.
    • Commissioner Vapor is now at 2x Magnification.
      • +  2x
    • Magnify - 21% of all Spies Will Votes
      This Filing - 89% of Spies Magnify Votes
      Final Odds - 19% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon dale.png
    Reform
    • The Dale choose to reroll Caleb Novak's Magmatic mod.
    • Caleb Novak re-rolled from Magmatic to Haunted.
      •  Magmatic ->  Haunted
    • Reform - 36% of all Dale Will Votes
      This Filing - 99% of Dale Reform Votes
      Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon dale.png
    Move
    • The Dale vote to move Sixpack Santiago to their Rotation.
    • The Dale made a roster move.
    • Move - 10% of all Dale Will Votes
      This Filing - 40% of Dale Move Votes
      Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon steaks.png
    Shadow Infuse
    • The Steaks vote to infuse one of Gallup Crueller's random Stat Categories.
    • Gallup Crueller's Pitching is Infused.
      • Pitching 2.8 4.5
    • Shadow Infuse - 23% of all Steaks Will Votes
      This Filing - 41% of Steaks Shadow Infuse Votes
      Final Odds - 9% chance of happening.
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    Equivalent Exchange
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    Move
  • Teamicon fridays.png
    Equivalent Exchange
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    Move
  • Teamicon moist talkers.png
    Equivalent Exchange
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    Roster Swap
    • The Flowers chose to swap Chorby Short via a roster swap with Wade Howe.
    • The Flowers swapped two players on their roster.
    • Chorby Short entered the Shadows.
      • Combined 28.3 28.9
    • Roster Swap - 11% of all Flowers Will Votes
      This Filing - 46% of Flowers Roster Swap Votes
      Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
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    Equivalent Exchange
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    Move
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    Move
    • The Magic vote to move Logan Rodriguez to their Lineup.
    • The Magic made a roster move.
    • Move - 20% of all Magic Will Votes
      This Filing - 81% of Magic Move Votes
      Final Odds - 16% chance of happening.
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    Magnify
    • The Magic choose Bevan Wise to be Magnified.
    • Bevan Wise is now at 2x Magnification.
      • +  2x
    • Magnify - 25% of all Magic Will Votes
      This Filing - 95% of Magic Magnify Votes
      Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
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    Item Steal
    • The Magic chose to take Hot Bat of Stamina and gave it to Tiana Wheeler.
    • Marco Stink's Hot Bat of Stamina was taken by Tiana Wheeler!
      • - Hot Bat of Stamina
      • Overall 17.8 + 1.4 -> 17.8
    • Tiana Wheeler dropped Chorby's Soul II.
      • - Chorby's Soul II
      • Overall 14.8 + 0.5 -> 14.8
    • Tiana Wheeler took Marco Stink's Hot Bat of Stamina!
      • + Hot Bat of Stamina
      • Overall 14.8 -> 14.8 + 0.9
    • Item Steal - 6% of all Magic Will Votes
      This Filing - 70% of Magic Item Steal Votes
      Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
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    Item Steal
    • The Lift chose to take Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence and gave it to Silvaire Semiquaver.
    • Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence was taken by Silvaire Semiquaver!
      • - Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
      • -  Underhanded
      • Overall 16.4 + 2.0 -> 16.4 + 0.7
    • Silvaire Semiquaver dropped Leg Glove.
      • - Leg Glove
      • Overall 16.0 + 0.4 -> 16.0
    • Silvaire Semiquaver took Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence!
      • + Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
      • +  Underhanded
      • Overall 16.0 -> 16.0 + 1.3
    • Silvaire Semiquaver's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence were repaired.
      • 3 ●●●○ -> 4 ●●●●
    • Item Steal - 18% of all Lift Will Votes
      This Filing - 32% of Lift Item Steal Votes
      Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
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    Shadow Revoke
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    Equivalent Exchange
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    Equivalent Exchange
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    Shadow Infuse
    • The Tigers vote to infuse one of Ren Morin's random Stat Categories.
    • Ren Morin's Defense is Infused.
      • Defense 1.8 3.0
    • Shadow Infuse - 40% of all Tigers Will Votes
      This Filing - 4% of Tigers Shadow Infuse Votes
      Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
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    Move
    • The Tigers vote to move Paula Turnip to their Shadows.
    • The Tigers made a roster move.
    • Paula Turnip entered the Shadows.
      • Combined 8.7 9.3
    • Move - 9% of all Tigers Will Votes
      This Filing - 13% of Tigers Move Votes
      Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.

Blessings

List of Blessings Results:

Post Election

The Breath Mints.
The Dale.
Congratulations.
We have seen improvements
Ratings are climbing
But we need to dig Deeper.
The Leaks have continued
We condemn these breaches
They put the stability of our League at risk
Special Announcement
Following Postseason 23
A Special Event
To celebrate the Semi-Centennial
An Exhibition Match for the Ages
A look back at recent History
On one side
Legends of History
On the other
Your very own Rising Stars!
Rejoice!

Game Events

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 22 are listed below.

Day Player Replaced by Team
9 Goobie Ballson Pannonica Oko LA Unlimited Tacos
19 Brock Forbes Backpatch Rolsenthal Boston Flowers
24 Yong Wright Kevelyn Jeff Mexico City Wild Wings

Reverb Shuffles

When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known cases of this in Season 22 are listed below.

Day Team Type
39 Miami Dale Rotation
72 Miami Dale Rotation