Sixpack Santiago

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Sixpack Santiago is a player for the Miami Dale, and has been with the team since Season β3, Day 6.

Official League Records

Santiago joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale on Season β3, Day 6 after to the incineration of Theodore Passon.

On Season β3, Day 84 Santiago swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction.

On Season β5, Day 74, Santiago became a pitcher due to Reverb.

Santiago partied on Season β7, Day 97 and gained a in each stat.

During the Season β15 elections, Santiago's pitching increased from 3.4 4.6 and batting decreased 2.5 2.1 as a result of the Dale's Transfuse will.

During the Season β21 elections, Santiago retreated to the Dale's Shadows in exchange for Caleb Novak as a result of the Dale's Roster Swap will.

On Season β22, Day 106, Santiago joined the Dale's lineup in exchange for Trinity Smaht at Miami International Arena via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β22 elections, Santiago was sent from the Dale's lineup to the Dale's rotation as a result of the Dale's Move will.

During the December 9, 2022 Fall Ball, Santiago fell back to the Miami Dale.

Personal Life

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Santiago enjoys swimming and running. He often participates in 10ks and swim meets during the off season. He believes his active lifestyle will improve blaseball performance.

Santiago regularly posts selfies to his twitter, often outside in Miami or near an opponent team's stadium. Santiago enjoys talking to la familia. Their encouragement helps him to power through his frequent strikeouts.

Santiago recently lost to Avila Guzman in all three events of the Dale donut triathlon (car, eating, and boat).

Santiago has one younger cousin, with whom he enjoys playing video games such as CLOD, Stardlew Valley, Digbuild, and Plokemon Glo.


It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic ideal of a High School Jock.

"I can't explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!" — notorious Dale fan

The public is generally very confused by Santiago. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.

"I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!" — notorious Conspiracy Theorist

Santiago denies this allegation. "That's ridiculous. I look the same every day." He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.

Fan Works