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Santiago enjoys swimming and running. He often participates in 10ks and swim meets during the off season. He believes his active lifestyle will improve blaseball performance.
Santiago regularly posts selfies to his twitter, often outside in Miami or near an opponent team's stadium. Santiago enjoys talking to la familia. Their encouragement helps him to power through his frequent strikeouts.
Santiago recently lost to Avila Guzman in all three events of the Dale donut triathlon (car, eating, and boat).
Santiago has one younger cousin, with whom he enjoys playing video games such as CLOD, Stardlew Valley, Digbuild, and Plokemon Glo.
It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic ideal of a High School Jock.
"I can't explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!" — notorious Dale fan
The public is generally very confused by Santiago. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.
"I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!" — notorious Conspiracy Theorist
Santiago denies this allegation. "That's ridiculous. I look the same every day." He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.
Knight of Cups, by @birbteef
|Players||Batters||Sixpack Santiago · Tahini Poinsettia · Yurts Buttercup · Edric Tosser · Serge Shortvat · Eddie Mulberry · Emre Graves · Lottie Yoshida · Joe Voorhees · Alston Cerveza|
|Pitchers||Richmond Harrison · Beans McBlase · Malik Romayne · Una Manhattan · Dunlap Figueroa|
|Shadows||Currently hidden or unavailable.|
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11|
|Ballpark||Miami International Arena|
|Staff||Pitball · Mr. Wide · Danny Marinara · The Press · Miami Gerald · Tres Leches · Miami Elder League Blaseball Association|
|Places||The Party Rock|
|History||Miami Dale History · Pitblull · Team Culture|
|Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏|