Bones Piazza

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Bones Piazza is a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since the Season 19 Endseason.

Official League Records

Piazza joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic as the Magic's Season 19 Playoff Birth.

On Season 21, Day 86, Piazza joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 93, Piazza returned to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Rey Wooten at Yellowstone National Ball(Park), again via the Ratified Voicemail. During the Season 21 elections, Piazza rejoined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Halexandrey Walton as a result of the Magic's Roster Swap will.

On Season 22, Day 49, Pizza retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bonk Jokes at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail. During the Season 22 elections, Piazza gained the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.


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While some new fans may have a hard time distinguishing Piazza from longtime Magic player Bonk Jones as they are both skeletal in nature, Piazza is reported to be the skeleton of a pine marten and therefore is significantly smaller. Additionally, Piazza is known for their ever present party hat, going as far as to duct tape it to their batting helmet when at bat.

Piazza was ecstatic to leave the shadows and join their team on the field. However, during their debut game, Piazza allowed their enthusiasm to get the better of them, attempting to use the grind rail to skip 2nd blase and immediately suffering a skateboarding accident while attempting a Blahja Blast. This led to them being tagged out. Piazza is an amateur skateboarder in their free time, making this all the more surprising, but they did not let this put a damper on their excitement, going on to hit several solo home runs in the next few games.

On Season 21 Day 88, Piazza suffered an extreme allergic reaction while playing at The Steakhouse. When asked why they had eaten the peanut if they were allergic, Piazza replied that they saw their teammates eating them and they simply wanted to join in.

In addition to skateboarding, in their downtime, Piazza runs a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast titled Roll Them Bones. Several teammates have made guest appearances on the podcast and notably teammate Jesús Koch has become a podcast favorite, appearing in three separate one-shots.