Leach Ingram

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Leach Ingram is a player in the Shadows for the Oxford Paws, and has been with the team since Season β24, Day 3. Ingram has previously played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.

Official League Records

Ingram joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β15 elections, Ingram's pitching was increased 3.5 → 4.6 and baserunning decreased 4.2 → 3.9 as a result of the Breath Mints' Transfuse will.

On Season β19, Day 13, Ingram retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. On Day 31, Ingram rejoined the active roster in exchange for Lucas Petty, again due to the Fax Machine.

During the Season β20 elections, Ingram Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Targeted Evolution blessing.

On Season β21, Day 21, Ingram's peanut allergy was cured by The Crabitat's Peanut Mister.

On Season β21, Day 27, Ingram retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. On Day 79, Ingram rejoined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Lucas Petty, again via the Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 81, Ingram again retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. On Day 84, Ingram joined the Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Kina Larsen at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β22 elections, Ingram gained the Reload modification as a result of the Autosave blessing, and the Subtractor modification as a result of the Autosave blessing.

On Season β24, Day 3, Ingram joined the Oxford Paws following the incineration of the Breath Mints, avoiding incineration due to their Fire Eater modification, becoming a pitcher in the process. On Day 72, Ingram retreated to the Paws' Shadows in exchange for Caim Succotash due to Night.

Notable Records

On Season β7, Day 5, Ingram gave up 15 runs during the 6th inning[1], setting a record for runs allowed in a single inning.

During Season β11, Ingram became the second player to reach 1,000 recorded career walks[2]. During Season β14, Ingram became the first player to reach 1,312 recorded career walks[3]. Ingram currently holds the record for highest number of career walks given[4].

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Ingram's appearance resembles a humanoid skeletal mass with an excessive amount of teeth in inappropriate places. She is known for her impeccable fashion sense, wrapping her bony appendages in bright colors and extravagant patterns, even when on the blaseball field. Especially notable is her belt, which is composed of blaseskulls (skulls of blaseballs which have long since passed). Her first name is derived from her terrible spelling and her trademark inability to remember how to spell the word "Lich."   

It is rumored that Eduardo Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Leach, and that their marriage is one of the immutable laws of the universe.  

Ingram had been using "Spooky Scary Skeletons" as her walk-up music, but after the incineration of her husband, she now prefers playing a horribly scratched vinyl record of "Tears in Heaven".

Pitching Abilities

Ingram's favored "pitching" strategy is to coat her blaseballs in ectoplasm and throw them directly at the other team's catchers, causing them to recoil in disgust and horror. This method—dubbed by fans as "ghlostbusting"—has a very low success rate, having only proved effective in a singular instance.

As of Season 5, Day 71, Ingram currently holds the worst pitching record of the Breath Mints pitching staff. This is unsurprising—as a Lich with no eyes, Ingram cannot see the ball, batter, or catcher in any traditional sense. Instead, Ingram uses echolocation and vibrations in her ear bones to visualize the strike zone. Since Ingram has no lungs, she primarily relies on the screams of the crowd in order to create the pre-requisite vibrations. Remember: when you cheer Ingram, you are helping her pitch better!

Ingram enjoys peanut weather (due to all the crunching noise) and dislikes Reverb. As an advocate for more skeletons in popular media, she enjoys listening to the movies Coco and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Musical Career

Ingram is a founding member, lead vocalist, and trombone player of the black metal band the Kansas City Death Mints. She has also released over 100 albums as part of her solo project, The Leach Ingram Experience, which combines jazz and metal with experimental soundscapes such as the screams of the damned, the sound of blaseball fans groaning as yet another ball misses the strike zone, random screeching, xylobones, and choruses of the undead. These vinyls have been known to cause blindness, deafness, fits of paranoia and rage, and should not be listened to by anyone.

Unsubstantiated Rumors

  • Ingram may not know that Grey Alvarado exists, due to the fact that Alvarado deadens all sounds within 5 feet of him.
  • After her sudden relocation to Oxford, Ingram has taken up residence in the depths of the Central Oxford Tesco, reportedly taking personal responsibility for maintaining the escalator, and keeping its inner workings well fed and hydrated through a mix of expired energy drinks and protein shakes.

Chants

  • Live 🌱 Laugh 🤣 Leach 💀
  • Leach can peach!
  • Shoplifting! (when stealing)

Fan Works

Audio

Fan Sites

Text Works

Videos

Gallery

  1. ↑ https://reblase.sibr.dev/game/cd1a7abb-4025-4e27-8e94-382cb87dbe94#bd00f4c9-bc17-e10b-8368-038496bace61
  2. ↑ https://twitter.com/SIBROfficial/status/1319681463927951361
  3. ↑ https://twitter.com/SIBROfficial/status/1372976852210421761
  4. ↑ https://blaseball-reference.com/leaders/career

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