Curry Aliciakeyes

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Curry Aliciakeyes is a pitcher for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since the Return of Blaseball.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 elections, Aliciakeyes' baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season 7, Day 38, Aliciakeyes siphoned some of Cornelius Games's pitching ability.

On Season 8, Day 23, Aliciakeyes siphoned some of Fletcher Yamamoto's pitching ability.

During the Coffee Cup, Aliciakeyes played for Macchiato City as a pitcher.

During the Season 12 earlsiesta, Aliciakeyes gained the Over Under modification as part of the Seasonal Reading.

During the Season 21 elections, Aliciakeyes gained the Negative modification as a result of the Immovable Object blessing.

During the Season 22 elections, Aliciakeyes lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.


COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Curry Aliciakeyes Files

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Impish Charms

Curry Aliciakeyes is a purple stadium imp who plays for the Yellowstone Magic. They joined the team after helping Zion work on her mech so she could play for the Hades Tigers. Many have theorized that Curry and Zion are in fact the same player, however this cannot be true because Curry wears glasses and Zion doesn't.

Curry spends their off time helping clean their home park. This usually means picking up litter on hiking trails, often thrown there by their mortal nemesis Sutton Picklestein. They take special care of a campsite usually found 2/3rds of the way down the home base line, a popular tourist spot known that has become known as "Curry's Campground". It is one of the few areas in Yellowstone with cell phone service.

At first glance Curry may seem to struggle with their pitching, as their tiny wings (*small even for a stadium imp) can barely support the weight of the blaseball. However, this had lead to them developing their own style of frantic, cyclonic-dervish style of pitching that supposedly uses this to their advantage. Their desperate attempts to spin fast enough to propel the ball over the plate leads to them throwing wild unpredictable pitches that leave both the batter (and themselves) off balance.

Curry enjoys sharing time with fellow Magic Players Washer Barajas, Eizabeth Elliott, and Cory Twelve.

Some believe that Curry appears to slightly favor Cory Twelve, being that they're a small reminder of the time spent with Zion helping build her mech. That is, if it's true that Curry and Zion are two different people. Which they are. The glasses clearly prove it.


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