Clove Mahle

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Clove Mahle is a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and has been with the team since the Season β22 elections. Mahle has previously played for the Ohio Worms.

Official League Records

Mahle joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.

During the Season β15 elections, Mahle's pitching was boosted 2.2 2.8 as a result of the Shadow Pitching Practice blessing.

On Season β22 , Day 25, Mahle joined the Worms' lineup in exchange for Stew Briggs at Wapakoneta Air, Space, and Worm Museum and Ballpark via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β22 elections, Mahle was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Dudley Mueller as a result of the Worms' Equivalent Exchange Will.

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Product Specifications

Clove Mahle is a Mahle cabinet with a clove finish. Mahle is approximately 21" L x 34" W x 15" D with two front doors that open to the sides. Mahles are made of cherry wood in an all-plywood construction. They are available in a wide variety of finishes, but in recent seasons clove has become most popular. Mahles can be purchased from your local Piekea for approximately $134 dollars.  

Pies management is unclear as to how a Clove Mahle ended up hitting for the team as they were “Kinda busy with It” at the time.  They are also unclear as to how Mahle is able to bat as they are a cabinet.  The official statement on the subject is “Hey runs are runs. We didn’t ask how anyone else can bat and we aren’t starting now.” The Mahle that bats for the pies is distinguished from other Mahles by a single golden bolt. Some fans speculate that this bolt grants Mahle sentience, but no evidence of Mahle being anything other than a standard cabinet has been conclusively recorded. Mahle is carried around the bases by a team of stagehands from Temple University.  These stagehands are notably not paid for their efforts, but they are given academic credit and assured that it is a “valuable networking opportunity”.  Pies management also began selling replica Mahles in the pies gift shop for the “low low price” of $250.

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