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Revision as of 09:34, 7 January 2023
The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1. The Garages have formerly played in the Chaotic division of the Evil League (Seasons 1-5) and the High Division of Mild League (Seasons 6-24).
Roster
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Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.
Player History
For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Seattle Garages Players.
This page is undergoing constant changes due to the full release of Blaseball. Information on it might be out of date, or reference old and/or removed content.
The Broken Ridge Jazz Hands (formerly the Breckenridge Jazz Hands) are a Blaseball team in the Awful Evil division of the Evil Conference.
During the Discipline Era, the Jazz Hands originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. After the passing of the High Filter decree during the Season β5 Elections, the Jazz Hands were placed into the Wild High division of the Wild League, where they played for the remainder of the Discipline Era and entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been part of Internet League Blaseball since Season B, having previously competed in Ultra League Blaseball during Season A.
Historic Players
For the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' roster as of Season β24, see the Beta Jazz Hands
Player History
For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Breckenridge Jazz Hands Players.
Modern Player History (Seasons 1-2)
| Date | Removed | Added | Cause | ||||
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| FB 01 00 | - | Qais Dogwalker | 🚤 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 01 01 | Edric Tosser | Fell to | 🚤 | Fall Ball | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| FB 02 00 | Russo Slugger | Fell to | 🗣️ | Fall Ball | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| FB 02 01 | Donia Dollie | Fell to | 💋 | Fall Ball | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| FB 02 02 | - | Erickson Sato | 🍗 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 03 | - | Albert Stink | 📱 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 04 | - | Sigmund Castillo | 🌞 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 05 00 | Hernando Winter | Fell to | 📱 | Fall Ball | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| FB 05 01 | - | Tyreek Cain | 🔥 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 06 00 | Dervin Gorczyca | Fell to | 🌹 | Fall Ball | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| FB 06 01 | Elijah Valenzuela | Fell to | 🏝️ | Fall Ball | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| FB 06 02 | - | Bonk Jokes | ✨ | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 07 | - | Jesús Koch | ✨ | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 08 00 | Cote Rodgers | Fell to | 🍬 | Fall Ball | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| FB 08 01 | - | Jordan Hildebert | 👟 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 09 | - | Evelton McBlase II | 📱 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB 10 | - | Stephanie Donaldson | 🏝️ | Fall Ball | |||
| 01 01 00 | - | Bud Dragovic | 👐 | Newly hatched | Generated at start of season to fill active roster | ||
| 01 01 01 | - | Rusty Chavez | 👐 | Newly hatched | Generated at start of season to fill active roster | ||
| 01 01 02 | - | Waldo Sudchai | 👐 | Newly hatched | Generated at start of season to fill active roster | ||
| 01 01 03 | - | Kitfo Goodwyn | 👐 | Newly hatched | Generated at start of season to fill active roster | ||
| 01 18 | Baby Doyle | Fell to | 🌹 | Horizon | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| 01 24 | Spears Rogers | Fell to | 📱 | Horizon | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| 01 28 | - | Spears Nolan | 🗣️ | Horizon | |||
| 01 29 00 | August Sky | Fell to | 🍬 | Horizon | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| 01 29 01 | - | William Boone | 👟 | Horizon | |||
| 01 45 | Siobhan Chark | Fell to | 🥧 | Horizon | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era. Knocked Chet Takahashi into the Pies' Shadows. | ||
| 01 73 | - | Tyler Leatherman | 🔥 | Horizon | |||
| 01 81 | Wyatt Pothos | Fell to | 🌮 | Horizon | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| 01 82 | - | Daniel Benedicte | 🎸 | Horizon | |||
| 02 09 | Yams Sokol | Fell to | 🥩 | Horizon | Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era | ||
| 02 83 | Sigmund Castillo | Joined | 🕵️ | Can't Lose | |||
| 02 84 | - | Sigmund Castillo | 🕵️ | Can't Lose | |||
| 02 88 | Sigmund Castillo | Joined | 🥩 | Can't Lose | |||
Season Results
For more detailed Season Results, check out the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Season Results Hub.
The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 to 2)
| Coronation Era | ||||
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| Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary |
| 1 - The Return(s) | 42 | 42-48 | Entered Party Time after Game ?? | The Jazz Hands were affected by the NEW Open the Forbidden Book Decree and received a blessing.
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| 2 - Official Review | 49 | 49-41 | Entered Party Time after Game 88 | Received no blessings. |
Team Overview
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Know more about the Jazz Hands' history? Add it at Breckenridge Jazz Hands/History!
Stadium
The Jazz Hands home games are played in a stadium known as The Pocket. Regardless of the weather outside the stadium, inside of The Pocket it is always snowing. The Pocket has many facilities, including a Smithy, a coffee shop and bar named both The Drip and The Curtain Call, and a radio station named The Pocket Radio.
Instrumental Skills
Many of the Jazz Hands play at least one musical instrument. Instruments were originally chosen through a mysterious process referred to by such names as "The Instrument Selection Ceremony," "The Choosing," or "That One Thing with the Bolter, You Know, that Thing a Lot of Us Did when We Joined." Though the process itself was no secret, the fact it was facilitated by Agan Harrison meant that few remembered any details. Recordings of Harrison explaining the process turn to static, further obscuring the procedure despite vague memories of ███ willingness to explain. What was known is that players joined Harrison at Bolter's instrument collection outside of town, which contains a version of every known instrument, and more than a few unknown instruments. When they returned to Breckenridge, they had an instrument and were capable of playing at least the fundamentals.
During the time of the original instrument selection process, players and fans who wished to improve their musical ability in a formal setting were able to attend a local music school with no name. Few report any memories of their time in class, but all who attended noticeably improved their playing as a result.
After the departure of Agan Harrison to the Chicago Firefighters, the original selection process was replaced by a process in which new players jam with their new teammates at the Bolter's instrument collection until they find an instrument that suits them. With this new process also came the tradition of fleecing new players for a non-existent instrument fee, though not all Jazz Hands players support this tradition.
Moist Talkers Rivalry
The team is in an official rivalry with the Canada Moist Talkers ever since Season β2, when the Jazz Hands and Moist Talkers ended the season with a tied win-loss ratio. The contract to make the rivalry official was signed by █████ representing Breckenridge and ████████ representing Canada. Neither has been seen since.
In their rivalry, the Jazz Hands invoked a curse upon the Moist Talkers, declaring that they shall suffer "The Dry Silence." What exactly the Dry Silence is, how it would affect the Moist Talkers, or if it has already taken place, is unclear.
In a series of threads after the Season β5 Elections, the Moist Talkers and the Jazz Hands negotiated, instated, and announced a new contract of rivalry. While the previous terms demanded vitriol between the teams, the current contract only demands vitriol during direct match-ups. The rest of the time, the teams are obligated to interact as friendly rivals, and players are permitted to be friends.
Open Mic Night
From the Season β5 Elections through the Season β6 Elections, the Jazz Hands opened its roster in an effort to change up the team's sound, an event now known as the Open Mic Night. The process began with the trade of August Sky for Combs Estes, included 3 Feedback events, and ended with the return of Holden Stanton in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel. Fans continue to debate whether the incineration of Randall Marijuana and subsequent rise of Steph Weeks should be considered part of Open Mic Night, or a tragedy that just happened to occur during Open Mic Night. Reviews of the Open Mic Night are mixed; some point to the team's Season β6 playoffs games as evidence that it was, if not beneficial, then at least not as harmful as some suggest, while others cite the team's under-performance in the Season β7 playoffs as proof that it irrevocably harmed the team's chances of success.
The Pit
See the main article on this topic: Pit
An unknown number of players are in the Shadowy depths of the former orchestra pit, awaiting the call to join the ILB. These players are the source of the instrumental beats that highlight home runs, the Seventh Inning Solo, and the musical accompaniment that plays throughout a Blaseball game. A number of stadium facilities exist within the Pit, far more than should logically be able to fit within the space beneath a stadium. Formerly active shadows work within these facilities as stadium staff known as Stagehands.
The Tower
After the Jazz Hands were assigned the Arcana XVI The Tower in the Season β11 election, residents of Breckenridge noticed that there was now a tall structure in the town. Known as The Tower, this structure is visible from anywhere in the local area, regardless of viewing direction. Players on the Jazz Hands roster find themselves more aware of The Tower than normal residents do.
The Thursday Blues
During Season 13, the Jazz Hands suffered a dreadful series of mishaps their fans have come to refer to as the Thursday Blues.
- Day 43 - Pitcher Combs Estes had an Allergic Reaction, reducing their combined stars from 9.7 to 5.3
- Day 64 - The Jazz Hands' Lineup and Rotation were shuffled in a devastating Reverb. Pitchers Combs Estes, Lowe Forbes, and Campos Arias were moved to the hitting lineup, and hitters Conrad Vaughan, Kathy Mathews, and Holden Stanton were moved to the pitching rotation. While Conrad Vaughan adapted well to pitching, all other players who switched were substantially worse in their new positions.
- Day 68 - Star pitcher Wyatt Pothos had an Allergic Reaction, reducing her combined stars from 17 to 12.8
- Day 72 - Hitters Elijah Valenzuela and Combs Estes has their blood drained by Knight Triumphant. Elijah's batting stars were reduced from 1.8 to 0.9, and Combs' Baserunning stars were reduced from 1.6 to 0.7
- Day 84 - Hitter Stephens Lightner had an Allergic Reaction, reducing their combined stars from 8.2 to 4.
- Day 98 - a Rogue Umpire incinerated hitter Combs Estes, who was replaced by Dervin Gorczyca.
Casting Call
During Season 18, the Jazz Hands experienced several losses, causing new talent to be brought in to round out the cast. The new cast had big shoes to fill, but ultimately became beloved by fans.
- Day 3 - A Rogue Umpire incinerated hitter Tamara Crankit, who was replaced by Zippy DeShields.
- Day 6 - Jazz Hands pitcher Howell Rocha was swapped for Miami Dale pitcher Riley Firewall due to Feedback.
- Day 54 - A Rogue Umpire incinerated hitter Bauer Zimmerman, who was replaced by Lancelot Kane.
Curtain Call
From Season β22 to the end of Season β23, the Jazz Hands saw the departure of several original players from the roster, and sent them on their way to new ventures and opportunities after many seasons in Breckenridge. Departures began in Season 22, when Kathy Mathews picked up The Fifth Base, and ultimately ended up with the Seattle Garages. Over the course of Season 23, several players departed via the Phantom Thieves Guild. Campos Arias and Lowe Forbes would ultimately pitch for the Boston Flowers and Stephens Lightner would enter the Shadows of the Hades Tigers. Season 23 was rounded out with the swap of Walton Sports with Hades Tigers player Siobhan Chark due to Feedback. This mass departure of beloved original players became known by fans as the Curtain Call, a final bow before the involved players moved on to new things and a change in scenery.
Staff
Coaches
The team has no coach as the players believe their best blaseball is played when the team is just jamming and not following a plan. This feeling was summed up by Lowe Forbes, saying "blaseball is all about going out there and listening to each other, not some coach".
Campos Arias echoed this point, saying "It's about the groove of it all. About feeling in sync with your players, and riffing off of each other. You can't focus too much on what's happening on the field, you've got to watch for the plays we're not making to really see what's going on." The team refused to comment further as Campos and Lowe had explained it perfectly.
Despite the lack of coach, the team does have a number of staff who work with the team, such as:
- Jimmy Forest, Head Chef
- Oakley Sterling, Groove Evaluator
- Liberty Picante, Kickline Coordinator
- Holly Woodwind, Timekeeper
- Charms, Radio Personality, Recording Studio Manager
- Zee Greenbeans, Pit Druid
- The Station Master, Station Master of The PIT Network
Mascot
The mascot of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of Season β3 is the Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter.
Fans
Know more about the Jazz Hands' fan culture? Add it at Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Fan Culture!
The fans of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands are known as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band. They are known for performing the unofficial fight song of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band Stand Chant, which often lasts for hours. More than once, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band have continued the Breckenridge Jazz Hands Band Stand Chant for hours after a game has ended, sometimes continuing the chant until the next game begins, which causes it to begin all over. Fans are also encouraged bring musical instruments to Jazz Hands games, with impromptu music performances often breaking out in the stands.
Fans have also been known to chant "CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" and its variant "CAN'T 👐 CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" It is currently unknown how fans can vocalize the sound of an emoji. They can also be heard yelling "GET THE JAZZ IN YOUR HANDS" and "GET YOUR HANDS IN THE GAME" as a call and response.
Fans of the Jazz Hands who want to contribute noise but do not play an instrument often wear beaded bracelets or other noisemakers on their wrists so that when they do a jazz-hands motion it creates a loud rattling sound. Onlookers have described the sound as "somewhere between marbles falling down stairs and an army of dancing skeletons."
Fan Works
Have Jazz Hands fan art? Add it at Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Fan Art!
Logo by Cobaltcakes.
Jazz Hands uniform design by @TedFallenger (NSFW Twitter).
Logo by Rocketknife
Pride-themed version of the logo by Rocketknife
Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture):
We are here for the Jazz Hands
They're here for the Jazz Hands Band
We're the team you just can't stop
The Commissioner is doing a great job
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| Buried | Spears Nolan · William Boone · Tyler Leatherman · Daniel Benedicte | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · Full List |
| Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 · Gamma Players | |
| Ballpark | Breckenridge Community Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter | |
| Places | Breckenridge · The Pit | |
| History | Breckenridge Jazz Hands' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| We’ve Got Winning to Do. Just for You. | ||
Season Results
For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' Seasons Results Hub.
| Season | Record | Win % | Place in Division | Season Notes |
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| 1 | 43-56 | .434 | 5th | The Forbidden Book was opened after this season, resulting in the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers |
| 2 | 46-53 | .464 | 4th | |
| 3 | 48-51 | .485 | 4th | |
| 4 | 49-50 | .495 | 3rd | |
| 5 | 52-47 | .525 | 3rd | |
| 6 | 53-46 | .535 | 3rd | In the Seattle Garages' first playoff appearance, the team swept the Philly Pies and the Hades Tigers before being swept in the Internet Series by the Baltimore Crabs. |
| 7 | 55-44 | .556 | 2nd | Beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves, then lost to the Mexico City Mild Wings 1-3 in the Mild League Championship Series. |
| 8 | 65-34 | .657 | 1st | Swept by the Philly Pies in the Mild League Divisional Series. |
| 9 | 60-39 | .606 | 1st | Beat the Philly Pies, then lost to the Charleston Shoe Thieves 1-3 in the Mild League Championship Series. |
| 10 | 47-52 | .475 | 3rd | |
| 11 | 55-46 | .545 | 1st | Beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves and Yellowstone Magic, before losing to the Hellmouth Sunbeams 1-3 in the Internet Series. |
*Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.
In the Season 6 Elections, the Garages won the Lottery Pick and Fireproof Jacket blessings. Lottery Pick brought back deceased star Jaylen Hotdogfingers, and sent Mike Townsend to The Shadows. Fireproof Jacket targeted Oliver Mueller.
In the Season 7 Elections, the Garages won the Blind Date blessing, trading Luis Acevedo to the Baltimore Crabs for Oliver Notarobot.
In the Season 8 Elections, the Garages won the Forever Physical, Promo Code, Home Field Advantage, and New Kid blessings. Ron Monstera was the target of Forever Physical and New Kid, the latter of which replaced them with Durham Spaceman. Promo Code recruited new pitcher Lori Boston.
In the Season 9 Elections, the Garages won the Secret Weapon, Out of Sight, and Hot Sauce Bar blessings. They were subjected to the Fifth Base and Targeted Shame. Out of Sight brought Mike Townsend and Lenny Marijuana to the rotation, replacing Ortiz Morse and Lori Boston. Out of Sight also brought Sparks Beans onto the lineup, replacing Nolanestophia Patterson. Secret Weapon targeted Shadows pitcher Goodwin Morin. Hot Sauce Bar targeted Theodore Duende.
In the Season 10 Elections, the Garages won the Dark Star blessing, recruiting Goodwin Morin to the rotation, and sending Mike Townsend to The Shadows.
In the Season 11 elections, the Garages were assigned the Arcana VIII Justice.
In the Season 12 elections, the Garages received the Infuse will, increasing the stats of Betsy Trombone, and the Plunder will, trading Greer Gwiffin for Nagomi Mcdaniel. Mcdaniel was then immediately traded again for Alaynabella Hollywood via the Boston Flowers' Exchange will. Finally, the The Best Defense blessing turned Goodwin Morin into a batter in exchange for Hollywood becoming a pitcher.
In the Season 13 elections, the Garages received the Infuse will, increasing the stats of Alaynabella Hollywood, and the Foreshadow will, shadowing Jaylen Hotdogfingers for Nolanestophia Patterson. They also received the Stow Away blessing, adding Magi Ruiz to their pitching rotation. The Garages were targeted by the Hades Tigers' Exchange will, trading Paula Turnip for Carmelo Plums, and the Tokyo Lift's Exchange, trading Goodwin Morin for Lotus Mango.
During the Season 14 elections, the Garages received the Infuse will, increasing the stats of Malik Destiny; the Foreshadow will, shadowing Summers Pony for Oliver Loofah; and the Plunder will, reviving Chorby Soul and sending Arturo Huerta to the Shadows. They also received the Min-Max blessing, making Wyatt Mason X a Maximalist and Oliver Loofah a Minimalist, and doing the same for players on each other team in Mild High.
During the Season 15 elections, the Garages were affected by the New York Millennials' Plunder will, trading away Chorby Soul for Penelope Mathews, and the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Plunder will, trading away Jaylen Hotdogfingers for Conditional Yuniesky between the teams' Shadows. The Garages themselves received the Reform will, replacing Chorby Soul's Debt modification with Unstable; the Enrich will, gaining the Life of the Party modification for the following season; and the Move will, stealing back Jaylen Hotdogfingers to their rotation. They also received the Shadow Running Practice blessing, boosting the Baserunning of all players in their Shadows.
During the Season 16 elections, the Garages were affected by the Hades Tigers' Equivalent Exchange will, trading away Lenny Marijuana for Hiroto Wilcox. The Garages themselves received the Plunder will, stealing York Silk from the Canada Moist Talkers in exchange for Carmelo Plums; the Foreshadow will, sending Alaynabella Hollywood to the Shadows in exchange for Mike Townsend, and the Move will, moving Hollywood to their lineup. They also won the Handcrafted Bat Drop blesssing, granting Quack Enjoyable a Sharp Bat, and the Shadow Pitching Practice and Shadow Defense Practice blessings, boosting the appropriate stats for all players in their Shadows.
During the Season 17 elections, the Garages were affected by the Hades Tigers' Equivalent Exchange will, trading Hiroto Wilcox back again for Lenny Marijuana, and the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Equivalent Exchange will, trading away Howell Franklin for Brisket Friendo. The Garages themselves received the Reform will, replacing Jaylen Hotdogfingers's Fliickerrriiing modification with Super Idol, and the Move will, moving Fitzgerald Wanderlust] to the Shadows. The Garages also won the Handcrafted Jersey Drop blessing, giving Theodore Duende a Traveling Head Jersey, and the In a Pinch blessing, moving Arturo Huerta from the Shadows to the lineup.
During the Season 18 elections, the Garages received the Move will, sending Theodore Duende to the Shadows; the Equivalent Exchange will, trading Quack Enjoyable to the Hellmouth Sunbeams for Avila Guzman, and the Alternate Trust will, rerolling Brisket Friendo and making them Negative. The Garages also won the Shadow of the Bats blessing, boosting the batting of all players in their Shadows, and the Class Act blessing, granting them Shame Donor for the next season.
Team Overview
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Seattle Garages/History.
The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.
The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.
They are also an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
Staff
Coaches
The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.
Mascots
Main Page: United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers.
Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.
The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers were founded shortly before Season 2, and were declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages in a ceremony before their first home game.
Commentary
Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice.
Fan Culture
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Seattle Garages/Fan Culture.
The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.
Common Chants
- "PARK IT!"
- "PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
- "TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
- "NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)
Fan Art
See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.
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| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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| Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
| Beta Seasons | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
| Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
| Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
| History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Park It! | ||
