Beta/Season 18

Beta/Season 18
Subtitles	New Editions
Dates	May 10, 2021 - May 16, 2021
Champion	Core Mechanics
Timeline
← Previous	Season 17
Next →	Season 19

Beta/Season 18 began on May 10, 2021. The regular season concluded on May 14, 2021, followed by the postseason and 18th Internet Series on May 15, 2021. The Beta/Season 18 election took place on May 16, 2021. The Core Mechanics defeated the Boston Flowers 3 wins to 2 to win their first Internet Series championship.

Regular Events

Earlsiesta

See the main article on this topic: Earlsiesta

Latesiesta

See the main article on this topic: Latesiesta

Notable Events

New Editions

Before play began in Season 18, Ownership announced that Chorby Soul was to be Preserved and gained the Legendary modification.

The construction of the Library was completed, as per the passing of the Library decree, allowing Fans to view Lōotcrates's Collections from the Ancient Histories of Blaseball. The Collections are mostly redacted, though there were new insights contained in the First Day, 1st Edition.

The Gift Shop also appeared, giving the Teams an opportunity to help one another by giving Gifts. Gift Shop participation opens during the Earlsiesta, remains open through the Midseason, and gifts will be given every Latesiesta.

The Fairgrounds decree caused some matches to randomly become Prize Matches. When a Prize Match is announced, an Item is determined to be the prize for a player on the winning team of that match. The first Prize Match took place on Season 18, Day 7 when the Baltimore Crabs defeated the San Francisco Lovers at the Polyhedron, 9-2. Jon Halifax of the Crabs was awarded a Hot Bat of Stamina for the victory.

During the Season 17 Latesiesta, several Teams built the Hotel Motel Ballpark Renovation. Some Innings in the Earlseason have a chance of becoming Holiday Innings, in which instead of Scoring, scoring Players will instead Party. Mint Shupe of the San Francisco Lovers was the first player to Party during a Holiday Inning on Season 18, Day 7.

On Season 18, Day 12, a match between the Miami Dale and the Ohio Worms broke the record for the longest game played in Blaseball by length of time, clocking in at 67 minutes and 53 seconds, playing for 24 innings and triggering Spillover. The previous record had stood since Day 99 of Season 4, after a 65-minute game between the Boston Flowers and the Unlimited Tacos.

Notable events are ongoing.

Ongoing Decrees

• Eat The Rich (Season 3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
• Enhanced Party Time (Season 6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
• Wild Cards (Season 8): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
• Based Evolution (Season 12): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
• Free Wills (Season 13): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
• All You Can Eat (Season 14): Fans will be able to freely buy and sell Snack Slots at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.
• Community Chest (Season 16): Anytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
• Fairgrounds (Season 17): All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.

Standings

Wild League	Wins	Record	Mild League	Wins	Record
Wild High			Mild High
Hades Tigers 🐅*	61	61-38	Philly Pies 🥧*	79	80-19
Atlantis Georgias 🔱	51	50-49	Core Mechanics 🛠️*	59	59-40
Tokyo Lift 🏋️‍	41	41-58	Dallas Steaks 🥩	53	52-47
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗	35	35-64	San Francisco Lovers 💋	41	41-58
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐	35	35-64	Seattle Garages 🎸	32	34-65
Chicago Firefighters 🔥	25	25-74	New York Millennials 📱†	31	31-68
Wild Low			Mild Low
Boston Flowers 🌹*	66	67-32	Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️*	59	59-40
Miami Dale 🚤*	61	60-39	Baltimore Crabs 🦀*	54	53-46
Houston Spies 🕵️*	61	61-38	Yellowstone Magic ✨	54	53-46
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮	59	58-41	Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬	50	50-49
Ohio Worms 🐌	52	54-45	Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️	42	42-57
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞†	47	47-52	Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟	39	40-59

* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Wild Card recipients.

Divine Favor

Ties:	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24
Team:	🚤	🌹	🦀	🌞	🔥	🐅	🌮	🍬	🥩	🕵️	🍗	👟	👐	💋	🥧	📱	🛠️	🏋️‍	✨	🎸	🔱	🗣️	🏝️	🐌

Postseason

Four teams from each league advance to the post season: the winners of each division, and the next two best teams by total wins. As of Season 5, teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. As of Season 9, a fifth team is chosen at random as a Wild Card. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series.

	Wild Card Games					Division Series					Championship Series					Internet Series
						1	Philly Pies	3
	4	Baltimore Crabs	2			4	Baltimore Crabs	2
											1	Philly Pies	0
	5	New York Millennials	1			Mild League
											2	Core Mechanics	3
						2	Core Mechanics	3
						3	Hawai'i Fridays	0
																ML	Core Mechanics	3
																WL	Boston Flowers	2
						1	Boston Flowers	3
	4	Houston Spies	1			5	Hellmouth Sunbeams	1
											1	Boston Flowers	3
	5	Hellmouth Sunbeams	2			Wild League
											3	Hades Tigers	0
						2	Miami Dale	1
						3	Hades Tigers	3

Election Ballot

Decrees

The three Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.

Wills

Each team is allowed to execute two wills per season.

Name	Effect
Equivalent Exchange	Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team. They must be within 2 combined stars of each other.
Foreshadow	Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster.
Move	Move a Player on your Team to the desired location on your Roster.
Item Move	Move an Item from your Team to a Player on your Team, repairing it fully.
Shadow Infuse	Boost a Player in your Team's Shadows by 15% to 30% in a Stat Category of your choice.
Shadow Revoke	Revoke a Player from your Team's Shadows.
Reform	Re-roll an eligible Permanent Modification for a Player on your Team.
Alternate Trust	Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team, with a mystery Benefit.

Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name	Effect
Slow Build	Give Slow Build to all the Players in your Team's Lineup.
A Natural	Give Intuitive to a random Player on your Team's active roster.
Inexplicable	Make a random Player on your Team's active roster Undefined.
A Blood Type	Give your Team A Blood.
Skate Board	A Random Hitter on your Team gets a Skate Board.
Targeted Evolution	A random pitcher and a random hitter on your Team will Advance.
Center of Attention	Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol.
Afterparty	Whenever your Team is losing during the First Week of Next Season, they will have a chance of gaining Party Time Boosts.
Shadow of the Bats	Your Team's Shadows will have their Hitting Boosted from -5% to 20%.
Fax Numbers	Your Team's Shadows will have their Pitching Boosted from -5% to 20%.
Shadow Cap Supply Run	All Players in your Team's Shadows with an available Item slot will open a Generic Cap Crate.
Shadow Bat Supply Run	All Players in your Team's Shadows with an available Item slot will open a Generic Bat Crate.
Class Act	Your Team becomes a Shame Donor next Season.
Sanctified	Sort your Lineup by Divinity.
Grand Larceny	Sort your Lineup by Basethirst.
Flex	Sort your Lineup by Musclitude.
Laserlikeness Patches	Boost the Laserlikeness of the Player on your Team with the lowest of the stat by 8%. Repeat 3 Times.
Tenacity Patches	Boost the Tenacity of the Player on your Team with the lowest of the stat by 8%. Repeat 3 Times.
Musclitude Patches	Boost the Musclitude of the Player on your Team with the lowest of the stat by 8%. Repeat 3 Times.
Moxie Patches	Boost the Moxie of the Player on your Team with the lowest of the stat by 8%. Repeat 3 Times.
Cinnamon Roll	Re-roll the Cinnamon of the 3 Lowest Cinnamon Players in your Lineup.
Pressure Re-Cooker	Re-roll the Pressurization of the 3 Lowest Pressurization Players on your Team.
Quenched	Increase Team Basethirst by 10%
Yo... Hitter?	Move your worst Pitcher to Lead-Off in your Lineup.
Cape of Containment	A random Player on your Team's active roster will receive a Cape of Containment.
Bon Voyage	Give your Team Good Riddance. Throw a Party when a Roamin' or Super Roamin' Player leaves your Team.
Graphene	Rebuild your Ballpark's Fortifications with Graphene, making them weigh 5% the eDensity they normally would.
Open Floor Plan	Rearrange your Ballpark into an Open Floor Plan, making the Grandiosity weigh 5% the eDensity it normally would.

Election Results

Decrees

• Trust Fall passed with 5,879,869 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
  • STARS FALL
    ASCENDING
    BELOW ZERO
    LEAPS OF FAITH
    TURNING TABLES
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE GYM
    • +  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
      League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE POCKET
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE FIRE HOUSE
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE AMPITHEATER
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE BUCKET
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE BUBBLE
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, LA TAQUERÍA
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, WORLDWIDE FIELD
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE GARDEN
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE SOLARIUM
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, REDACTED
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE WORMHOLE
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, BATTIN' ISLAND
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE STEAKHOUSE
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE POLYHEDRON
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE OVEN
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE BIG GARAGE
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE PILLARS
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE COOKOUT
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE GLEEK
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE CHOUX
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, YELLOWSTONE
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE MEADOW
    • +  Turntables
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE CRABITAT
    • +  Turntables
• Hype Train passed with 832,875 Votes, 10% of all Decree Votes
  • END OF THE TUNNEL
    BLINDING LIGHT
    ALL ABOARD
• Ratification passed with 761,736 Votes, 9% of all Decree Votes
  • LIVING STRUCTURES
    REPLICATING
    BURROWING
    NESTING IN CORTEX
    BECOMING LAW
  • Hotel Motel was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
  • The Lift removed the Hotel Motel from The Gym.
    • -  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.
  • The Jazz Hands removed the Hotel Motel from The Pocket.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Firefighters removed the Hotel Motel from The Fire House.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Tigers removed the Hotel Motel from The Ampitheater.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Wild Wings removed the Hotel Motel from The Bucket.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Georgias removed the Hotel Motel from The Bubble.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Tacos removed the Hotel Motel from LA Taquería.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Dale removed the Hotel Motel from Worldwide Field.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Sunbeams removed the Hotel Motel from The Solarium.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Spies removed the Hotel Motel from REDACTED.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Millennials removed the Hotel Motel from Battin' Island.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Steaks removed the Hotel Motel from The Steakhouse.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Lovers removed the Hotel Motel from The Polyhedron.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Mechanics removed the Hotel Motel from The Pillars.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Fridays removed the Hotel Motel from The Cookout.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Shoe Thieves removed the Hotel Motel from The Choux.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Magic removed the Hotel Motel from Yellowstone.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Breath Mints removed the Hotel Motel from The Meadow.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • The Crabs removed the Hotel Motel from The Crabitat.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • Turntables was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
  • The Lift removed Turntables from The Gym.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Jazz Hands removed Turntables from The Pocket.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Firefighters removed Turntables from The Fire House.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Tigers removed Turntables from The Ampitheater.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Wild Wings removed Turntables from The Bucket.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Georgias removed Turntables from The Bubble.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Tacos removed Turntables from LA Taquería.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Dale removed Turntables from Worldwide Field.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Flowers removed Turntables from The Garden.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Sunbeams removed Turntables from The Solarium.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Spies removed Turntables from REDACTED.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Worms removed Turntables from The Wormhole.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Millennials removed Turntables from Battin' Island.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Steaks removed Turntables from The Steakhouse.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Lovers removed Turntables from The Polyhedron.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Pies removed Turntables from The Oven.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Garages removed Turntables from The Big Garage.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Mechanics removed Turntables from The Pillars.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Fridays removed Turntables from The Cookout.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Moist Talkers removed Turntables from The Gleek.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Shoe Thieves removed Turntables from The Choux.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Magic removed Turntables from Yellowstone.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Breath Mints removed Turntables from The Meadow.
    • -  Turntables
  • The Crabs removed Turntables from The Crabitat.
    • -  Turntables

Wills

• 
  Move
  • The Pies vote to move Nerd Pacheco to their Shadow Lineup.
  • The Pies made a roster move.
    • 🥧 - Nerd Pacheco, Rotation
    • 🥧 + Nerd Pacheco, Shadows
  • Nerd Pacheco entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 0.5 → 1.7
  • Move - 50% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 75% of Pies Move Votes
    Final Odds - 37% chance of happening.
• 
  Item Move
  • The Pies chose to move Slimy Hot Skate Helmet to Ruslan Greatness.
  • Tiana Takahashi dropped Slimy Hot Skate Helmet.
    • - Slimy Hot Skate Helmet
    • +  Pro SkaterThis Player cannot bail when using the Grind Rail.
    • Overall 11.9 + 0.3 -> 11.9
  • Ruslan Greatness dropped Ring.
    • - Ring
    • Overall 19.0 + 0.3 -> 19.0
  • Ruslan Greatness gained Slimy Hot Skate Helmet.
    • + Slimy Hot Skate Helmet
    • +  Pro Skater
    • Overall 19.0 -> 19.0 + 0.8
  • Item Move - 43% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Pies Item Move Votes
    Final Odds - 43% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Flowers vote to infuse Zeboriah Wilson's Batting ability.
  • Zeboriah Wilson's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 2.8 → 4.0
  • Shadow Infuse - 22% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 69% of Flowers Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 15% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Flowers vote to swap Jaylen Hotdogfingers and Allan Kranch.
  • The Mechanics and Flowers made a trade.
    • 🛠️ - Jaylen Hotdogfingers + Allan Kranch
    • 🌹 - Allan Kranch + Jaylen Hotdogfingers
  • Equivalent Exchange - 35% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 5% of Flowers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Dale vote to move Rivers Clembons to their Lineup.
  • The Dale made a roster move.
    • 🚤 - Rivers Clembons, Rotation
    • 🚤 + Rivers Clembons, Lineup
  • Move - 40% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 93% of Dale Move Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Dale vote to swap Richmond Harrison and Randy Dennis.
  • The Moist Talkers and Dale made a trade.
    • 🗣️ - Richmond Harrison + Randy Dennis
    • 🚤 - Randy Dennis + Richmond Harrison
  • Equivalent Exchange - 11% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 49% of Dale Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Tigers vote to move Aldon Cashmoney to their Lineup.
  • A Replica of Aldon Cashmoney is granted to the Tigers.
    • 🐅 + Aldon Cashmoney II, Lineup
  • Move - 32% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Tigers Move Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Tigers vote to infuse Mummy Melcon's Pitching ability.
  • Mummy Melcon's Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 3.5 → 5.0
  • Shadow Infuse - 35% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Tigers Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Spies choose -rj- Kerf-f--e to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • -rj- Kerf-f--e's Alternate is called.
    • +  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate...
      Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
    • Combined 3.2 → 10.5
  • Alternate -rj- Kerf-f--e arrived with Negative.
    • +  NegativeThis Player is a Negative.
      Negative players have negative eDensity.
  • Alternate Trust - 3% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Spies Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Spies chose to bring Sosa Hayes forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with -rj- Kerf-f--e.
  • The Spies swapped two players on their roster.
    • Sosa Hayes -> Lineup
    • -rj- Kerf-f--e -> Shadows
  • -rj- Kerf-f--e entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.5 → 11.1
  • Foreshadow - 42% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 93% of Spies Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 39% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Tacos vote to swap Sexton Wheerer and Bevan Wise.
  • The Magic and Tacos made a trade.
    • ✨ - Sexton Wheerer + Bevan Wise
    • 🌮 - Bevan Wise + Sexton Wheerer
  • Equivalent Exchange - 54% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 78% of Tacos Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 42% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Tacos vote to infuse McBaseball Clembons' Pitching ability.
  • McBaseball Clembons' Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 2.9 → 4.1
  • Shadow Infuse - 3% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 41% of Tacos Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Mechanics vote to move Mindy Kugel to their Shadow Lineup.
  • The Mechanics made a roster move.
    • 🛠️ - Mindy Kugel, Lineup
    • 🛠️ + Mindy Kugel, Shadows
  • Mindy Kugel entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 17.1 → 17.8
  • Move - 33% of all Mechanics Will Votes
    This Filing - 73% of Mechanics Move Votes
    Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Mechanics choose Kelvin Andante to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Kelvin Andante's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 10.2 → 10.3
  • Alternate Kelvin Andante arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 11% of all Mechanics Will Votes
    This Filing - 72% of Mechanics Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 8% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Fridays chose to bring Alyssa Harrell forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Sutton Dreamy.
  • The Fridays swapped two players on their roster.
    • Alyssa Harrell -> Lineup
    • Sutton Dreamy -> Shadows
  • Sutton Dreamy entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.4 → 10.4
  • Foreshadow - 40% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Fridays Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Fridays vote to infuse Melton Campbell's Batting ability.
  • Melton Campbell's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 3.2 → 4.2
  • Shadow Infuse - 11% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 37% of Fridays Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Crabs vote to infuse Parker Parra's Batting ability.
  • Parker Parra's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 2.8 → 4.0
  • Shadow Infuse - 35% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 71% of Crabs Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 25% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Crabs vote to move Montgomery Bullock to their Shadow Rotation.
  • The Crabs made a roster move.
    • 🦀 - Montgomery Bullock, Lineup
    • 🦀 + Montgomery Bullock, Shadows
  • Montgomery Bullock entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.7 → 12.3
  • Move - 41% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 78% of Crabs Move Votes
    Final Odds - 32% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Magic vote to infuse Eizabeth Elliott's Pitching ability.
  • Eizabeth Elliott's Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 3.4 → 4.7
  • Shadow Infuse - 40% of all Magic Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Magic Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Magic chose to bring Eizabeth Elliott forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Melton Telephone.
  • The Magic swapped two players on their roster.
    • Eizabeth Elliott -> Rotation
    • Melton Telephone -> Shadows
  • Melton Telephone entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.2 → 7.9
  • Foreshadow - 39% of all Magic Will Votes
    This Filing - 97% of Magic Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Steaks vote to swap Engine Eberhardt and Cory Ross.
  • The Lift and Steaks made a trade.
    • 🏋️‍ - Engine Eberhardt + Cory Ross
    • 🥩 - Cory Ross + Engine Eberhardt
  • Equivalent Exchange - 38% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 81% of Steaks Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Steaks vote to move Patel Beyonce to their Shadow Lineup.
  • The Steaks made a roster move.
    • 🥩 - Patel Beyonce, Lineup
    • 🥩 + Patel Beyonce, Shadows
  • Patel Beyonce entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.6 → 12.2
  • Move - 21% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 58% of Steaks Move Votes
    Final Odds - 12% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Worms vote to move Xandra Pancakes to their Shadow Rotation.
  • The Worms made a roster move.
    • 🐌 - Xandra Pancakes, Rotation
    • 🐌 + Xandra Pancakes, Shadows
  • Xandra Pancakes entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 17.4 → 18.0
  • Move - 32% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Worms Move Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Revoke
  • The Worms revoke Tad Seeth.
  • Tad Seeth is now Roamin'.
    • +  Roamin'This Player has a chance to Roam at the end of each Season.
  • Tad Seeth roamed to a new team.
    • 🐌 - Tad Seeth, Shadows
    • 🚤 + Tad Seeth, Shadows
  • Tad Seeth entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 21.9 → 22.6
  • Shadow Revoke - 36% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Worms Shadow Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Georgias choose Erin Jesaulenko to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Erin Jesaulenko's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 11.0 → 11.4
  • Alternate Erin Jesaulenko arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 28% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 97% of Georgias Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Georgias vote to move Wyatt Mason IV to their Rotation.
  • The Georgias made a roster move.
    • 🔱 - Wyatt Mason IV, Lineup
    • 🔱 + Wyatt Mason IV, Rotation
  • Move - 32% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 92% of Georgias Move Votes
    Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Breath Mints vote to move Lucas Petty to their Shadow Rotation.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Lucas Petty, Rotation
    • 🍬 + Lucas Petty, Shadows
  • Lucas Petty entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.4 → 10.1
  • Move - 47% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 97% of Breath Mints Move Votes
    Final Odds - 45% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Breath Mints vote to swap Jacob Haynes and Hierophantic Foible.
  • The Flowers and Breath Mints made a trade.
    • 🌹 - Jacob Haynes + Hierophantic Foible
    • 🍬 - Hierophantic Foible + Jacob Haynes
  • Equivalent Exchange - 46% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 8% of Breath Mints Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Sunbeams vote to infuse Sigmund Castillo's Pitching ability.
  • Sigmund Castillo's Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 3.6 → 4.9
  • Shadow Infuse - 40% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Sunbeams Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 40% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Sunbeams chose to bring Phineas Wormthrice forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Kaj Statter Jr..
  • The Sunbeams swapped two players on their roster.
    • Phineas Wormthrice -> Lineup
    • Kaj Statter Jr. -> Shadows
  • Kaj Statter Jr. entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.6 → 9.4
  • Foreshadow - 17% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
    This Filing - 85% of Sunbeams Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 14% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Moist Talkers choose Greer Lott to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Greer Lott's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 17.0 → 17.0
  • Alternate Greer Lott arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 14% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 15% of Moist Talkers Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Moist Talkers vote to infuse London Simmons' Batting ability.
  • London Simmons' Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 3.0 → 4.1
  • Shadow Infuse - 26% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 85% of Moist Talkers Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 22% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Lovers vote to move NaN to their Lineup.
  • The Lovers made a roster move.
    • 💋 - NaN, Shadows
    • 💋 + NaN, Lineup
  • Move - 3% of all Lovers Will Votes
    This Filing - 79% of Lovers Move Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Revoke
  • The Lovers revoke NaN.
  • NaN is now Roamin'.
    • +  Roamin'
  • NaN roamed to a new team.
    • 💋 - NaN, Lineup
    • 🌹 + NaN, Lineup
  • Shadow Revoke - 12% of all Lovers Will Votes
    This Filing - 86% of Lovers Shadow Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 10% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Lift choose Jessica Telephone to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Jessica Telephone's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 14.8 → 14.9
  • Alternate Jessica Telephone arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 16% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 53% of Lift Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 8% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Lift vote to infuse Kit Honey's Batting ability.
  • Kit Honey's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 3.2 → 4.4
  • Shadow Infuse - 23% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 3% of Lift Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Shoe Thieves choose Ren Hunter to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Ren Hunter's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 9.5 → 9.6
  • Ren Hunter feels renewed.
    • -  AttractorWhen this Player scores a Run, they'll join the Shadows of the Team that scored them, if they're not already on their Roster.
  • Alternate Ren Hunter arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 24% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Shoe Thieves Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 22% chance of happening.
• 
  Reform
  • The Shoe Thieves choose to reroll Esme Ramsey's Haunted mod.
  • Esme Ramsey re-rolled from Haunted to Flippers.
    •  HauntedHaunted players will occasionally be Inhabited.
      Temporarily has the stats of a deceased player. ->  FlippersWhen immateria floods, this Runner will score instead of being cleared from the Bases.
  • Reform - 24% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 3% of Shoe Thieves Reform Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Wild Wings choose Scarlet Caster to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Scarlet Caster's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 10.2 → 10.2
  • Alternate Scarlet Caster arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 35% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Wild Wings Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 35% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Wild Wings chose to bring Axel Cardenas forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Rafael Davids.
  • The Wild Wings swapped two players on their roster.
    • Axel Cardenas -> Rotation
    • Rafael Davids -> Shadows
  • Rafael Davids entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 15.2 → 15.9
  • Foreshadow - 32% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 78% of Wild Wings Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 25% chance of happening.
• 
  Item Move
  • The Jazz Hands chose to move Careful Fireproof Necklace to Baby Doyle.
  • Steph Weeks dropped Careful Fireproof Necklace.
    • - Careful Fireproof Necklace
    • +  CarefulThis Player's Items will not be damaged by standard game actions.
    • +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated.
      Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.
      See also: Glossary.
  • Baby Doyle dropped Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement.
    • - Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement
    • +  EntangledWhenever this Player would return from Elsewhere, their Alternate will return instead.
    • +  UncertainWhen this Player returns from Elsewhere, they'll be adjusted by -15% to +20%.
    • Overall 15.7 + 0.1 -> 15.7
  • Baby Doyle gained Careful Fireproof Necklace.
    • + Careful Fireproof Necklace
    • +  Careful
    • +  Fireproof
    • Overall 15.7 -> 15.7 + 0.1
  • Item Move - 27% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Jazz Hands Item Move Votes
    Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Jazz Hands vote to swap Logan Rodriguez and Wyatt Pothos.
  • The Magic and Jazz Hands made a trade.
    • ✨ - Logan Rodriguez + Wyatt Pothos
    • 👐 - Wyatt Pothos + Logan Rodriguez
  • Equivalent Exchange - 10% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 36% of Jazz Hands Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Jazz Hands chose to bring Mikan Hammer forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Campos Arias.
  • The Jazz Hands swapped two players on their roster.
    • Mikan Hammer -> Lineup
    • Campos Arias -> Shadows
  • Campos Arias entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 12.0 → 12.7
  • Foreshadow - 13% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 93% of Jazz Hands Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 12% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Garages vote to move Theodore Duende to their Shadow Lineup.
  • The Garages made a roster move.
    • 🎸 - Theodore Duende, Lineup
    • 🎸 + Theodore Duende, Shadows
  • Theodore Duende entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.7 → 9.5
  • Move - 26% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Garages Move Votes
    Final Odds - 25% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Garages vote to swap Avila Guzman and Quack Enjoyable.
  • The Sunbeams and Garages made a trade.
    • 🌞 - Avila Guzman + Quack Enjoyable
    • 🎸 - Quack Enjoyable + Avila Guzman
  • Equivalent Exchange - 42% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 60% of Garages Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 25% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Garages choose Brisket Friendo to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Brisket Friendo's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 2.0 → 7.6
  • Brisket Friendo feels renewed.
    • -  Attractor
  • Alternate Brisket Friendo arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 29% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 81% of Garages Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Millennials choose Anathema Elemefayo to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Anathema Elemefayo's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 8.8 → 8.8
  • Alternate Anathema Elemefayo arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 21% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Millennials Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 21% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Millennials vote to swap Kichiro Guerra and Andrew Solis.
  • The Worms and Millennials made a trade.
    • 🐌 - Kichiro Guerra + Andrew Solis
    • 📱 - Andrew Solis + Kichiro Guerra
  • Equivalent Exchange - 5% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 20% of Millennials Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Millennials vote to infuse Ruslan Duran's Defense ability.
  • Ruslan Duran's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 2.9 → 3.9
  • Shadow Infuse - 21% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 90% of Millennials Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 19% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Firefighters vote to infuse Agan Harrison's Batting ability.
  • Agan Harrison's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 3.7 → 5.1
  • Shadow Infuse - 10% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 17% of Firefighters Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Firefighters choose Justice Spoon to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Justice Spoon's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 9.7 → 9.8
  • Alternate Justice Spoon arrived with Undertaker.
    • +  UndertakerThis Player will dive in to Develop a Negative when a teammate goes Elsewhere.
  • Alternate Trust - 29% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Firefighters Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 28% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Revoke
  • The Firefighters revoke Agan Harrison.
  • Agan Harrison is now Roamin'.
    • +  Roamin'
  • Agan Harrison roamed to a new team.
    • 🔥 - Agan Harrison, Shadows
    • 🛠️ + Agan Harrison, Shadows
  • Agan Harrison entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.0 → 12.0
  • Shadow Revoke - 2% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 5% of Firefighters Shadow Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Musclitude Patches blessed the Philly Pies.
  • Beasley Day's Musclitude was improved by 8%.
    • Musclitude 1.9 → 2.3
  • Beasley Day's Musclitude was improved by 8%.
    • Musclitude 2.3 → 2.7
  • Beasley Day's Musclitude was improved by 8%.
    • Musclitude 2.7 → 3.1
  • The Pies had 31% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,268,465 votes were cast.
• 
  Moxie Patches blessed the Philly Pies.
  • Beasley Day's Moxie was improved by 8%.
    • Moxie 2.7 → 3.1
  • Beasley Day's Moxie was improved by 8%.
    • Moxie 3.1 → 3.5
  • Peanut Holloway's Moxie was improved by 8%.
    • Moxie 3.4 → 3.8
  • The Pies had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Breath Mints with 21%
    276,270 votes were cast.
• 
  Pressure Re-Cooker blessed the Miami Dale.
  • Caleb Novak's Pressurization was re-rolled.
    • Pressurization 0.5 → 3.7
  • Rivers Clembons' Pressurization was re-rolled.
    • Pressurization 0.6 → 4.9
  • Francisca Sasquatch's Pressurization was re-rolled.
    • Pressurization 0.9 → 2.8
  • The Dale had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Pies with 17%
    54,386 votes were cast.
• 
  Targeted Evolution blessed the Hades Tigers.
  • Ayanna Dumpington Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Famous Owens Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • The Tigers had 27% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    2,500,711 votes were cast.
• 
  Center of Attention blessed the Hades Tigers.
  • Paula Turnip is now a Super Idol!
    • +  Super IdolThis player will earn Fans double the rewards from all Idol Snacks.
      See also: Glossary
  • The Tigers had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 18%
    392,396 votes were cast.
• 
  Inexplicable blessed the Houston Spies.
  • Spies' random Player Alexandria Rosales gained the permanent mod Undefined.
    • +  UndefinedThis Player will play 50-100% better while Scattered.
  • The Spies had 50% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    573,164 votes were cast.
• 
  Fax Numbers blessed the Houston Spies.
  • The Spies' had their Shadow player's Pitching adjusted by -5 to 20%.
  • Malik Romayne's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.8 → 2.1
  • Eduardo Perez's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.4 → 2.0
  • Morrow Wilson's pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 0.4 → 0.1
  • -rj- Kerf-f--e's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.4 → 1.9
  • Grit Freeman's pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 1.8 → 1.7
  • Quantum Flahwah's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 0.6 → 0.7
  • Chet Takahashi's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 3.1 → 3.7
  • Peekaboo Nameperson's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 0.9 → 1.1
  • Guadalupe Incarnate's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.5 → 2.7
  • Donia Bailey's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 0.8 → 1.2
  • Mohammed Picklestein's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 3.0 → 3.7
  • Aureliano Cerna's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.1 → 1.3
  • Marco Escobar's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.4 → 2.5
  • Daiya Vine's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.5 → 2.3
  • Oscar Hollywood's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.1 → 2.8
  • Nolan Violet's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.6 → 2.2
  • Nicholas Summer's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.0 → 2.5
  • Becker Solis' pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 3.4 → 3.2
  • Parker Horseman's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.2 → 1.5
  • Darren Chill's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.7 → 2.1
  • Nepeta Chen's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.6 → 2.9
  • Nitzan Hubet's pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 2.8 → 2.8
  • The Spies had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 29%
    3,798,781 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Bat Supply Run blessed the Houston Spies.
  • Malik Romayne did not have an available Item slot.
  • Eduardo Perez gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 9.2 -> 9.2 + 0.2
  • Morrow Wilson did not have an available Item slot.
  • -rj- Kerf-f--e dropped Bat.
    • - Bat
  • -rj- Kerf-f--e gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 11.6 -> 11.6 + 0.4
  • Grit Freeman gained Bat of Vitality.
    • + Bat of Vitality
    • Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + 1.0
  • Quantum Flahwah gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 8.5 -> 8.5 + 0.2
  • Chet Takahashi gained Aluminum Bat.
    • + Aluminum Bat
    • Overall 12.4 -> 12.4 + 0.4
  • Peekaboo Nameperson gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 8.7 -> 8.7 + 0.2
  • Guadalupe Incarnate gained Bat of Vitality.
    • + Bat of Vitality
    • Overall 11.6 -> 11.6 + 0.6
  • Donia Bailey gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 8.5 -> 8.5 + 0.3
  • Mohammed Picklestein gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 13.7 -> 13.7 + 0.2
  • Aureliano Cerna gained Rock Bat.
    • + Rock Bat
    • Overall 6.6 -> 6.6 + 0.2
  • Marco Escobar gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 10.5 -> 10.5 + 0.2
  • Daiya Vine gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 10.2 -> 10.2 + 0.2
  • Oscar Hollywood gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 10.6 -> 10.6 + 0.2
  • Nolan Violet gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 11.1 -> 11.1 + 0.3
  • Nicholas Summer gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 9.3 -> 9.3 + 0.1
  • Becker Solis did not have an available Item slot.
  • Parker Horseman gained Rubber Bat.
    • + Rubber Bat
    • Overall 11.4 -> 11.4 + 0.6
  • Darren Chill gained Plastic Bat.
    • + Plastic Bat
    • Overall 8.4 -> 8.4 + 0.2
  • Nepeta Chen gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 7.9 -> 7.9 + 0.4
  • Nitzan Hubet gained Bat.
    • + Bat
    • Overall 8.6 -> 8.6 + 0.1
  • The Spies had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Millennials with 25%
    245,239 votes were cast.
• 
  Sanctified blessed the Houston Spies.
  • The Spies' Lineup was sorted by descending Divinity.
  • The Spies had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Flowers with 56%
    633,845 votes were cast.
• 
  Skate Board blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Alyssa Harrell gained Skate Board.
    • + Skate Board
    • +  Pro Skater
    • Overall 22.9 -> 22.9 + 0.1
  • The Fridays had 28% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    432,550 votes were cast.
• 
  Flex blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • The Magic's Lineup was sorted by descending Musclitude.
  • The Magic had 48% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,178,497 votes were cast.
• 
  Quenched blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • Tiana Wheeler's Base Thirst was improved by 10%.
    • Base Thirst 0.0 → 0.5
  • James Mora's Base Thirst was improved by 10%.
    • Base Thirst 6.1 → 6.6
  • -r--cisco --e--o-'s Base Thirst was improved by 10%.
    • Base Thirst 3.4 → 3.9
  • Wyatt Pothos' Base Thirst was improved by 10%.
    • Base Thirst 1.1 → 1.6
  • Bonk Jokes' Base Thirst was improved by 10%.
    • Base Thirst 0.3 → 0.8
  • Bevan Wise's Base Thirst was improved by 10%.
    • Base Thirst 0.4 → 0.9
  • The Magic had 1% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Jazz Hands with 36%
    1,662,860 votes were cast.
• 
  Graphene blessed the Atlantis Georgias.
  • The Georgias rebuilt the Fortifications of The Bubble with Graphene.
    • +  GrapheneThis Ballpark's Fortifications are 5% the eDensity of a standard Ballpark.
  • The Georgias had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Lovers with 30%
    1,612,654 votes were cast.
• 
  Yo... Hitter? blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Mooney Doctor II, Rotation
    • 🍬 + Mooney Doctor II, Lineup
  • The Breath Mints had 43% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    730,280 votes were cast.
• 
  Slow Build blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • Randy Dennis gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow BuildThis Player will bat 1% better for each subsequent At Bat they have in a game.
  • Commissioner Vapor gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • Eugenia Garbage gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • Beans McBlase gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • Jesús Koch gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • Zi-a Mueller gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • Cedric Spliff gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • York Silk III gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • Lachlan Shelton gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • Lucien Patchwork gained the Slow Build mod.
    • +  Slow Build
  • The Moist Talkers had 23% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,799,436 votes were cast.
• 
  Open Floor Plan blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • The Moist Talkers rearranged The Gleek into an Open Floor Plan.
    • +  Open Floor PlanThis Ballpark's Grandiosity is 5% the eDensity of a standard Ballpark.
  • The Moist Talkers had 17% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Magic with 45%
    2,147,265 votes were cast.
• 
  Cinnamon Roll blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
  • Percival Wheeler's Cinnamon was re-rolled.
    • Cinnamon 1.0 → 0.8
  • Foxy Pebble's Cinnamon was re-rolled.
    • Cinnamon 1.8 → 3.1
  • Don Mitchell's Cinnamon was re-rolled.
    • Cinnamon 2.0 → 3.6
  • The Lovers had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 41%
    535,601 votes were cast.
• 
  A Natural blessed the Tokyo Lift.
  • Lift's random Player Cudi Di Batterino gained the permanent mod Intuitive.
    • +  IntuitiveThis Player's pitching will be boosted 10% when switching from Lineup to Rotation, and their hitting will be boosted 10% when switching from Rotation to Lineup.
  • The Lift had 1% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 25%
    759,986 votes were cast.
• 
  A Blood Type blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • Blood Tranfusion.
    The Shoe Thieves gained the A Blood Type.
    • +  A Blood TypeA Team or Player with A Blood Type will play each game with a random Blood type ability.
  • Cornelius Games gained the A Blood Type.
  • Velasquez Alstott gained the A Blood Type.
  • Simon Haley gained the A Blood Type.
  • Stu Trololol gained the A Blood Type.
  • Jor--n Hildeb-r- gained the A Blood Type.
  • Oliver Loofah gained the A Blood Type.
  • Esme Ramsey gained the A Blood Type.
  • Herring Winfield gained the A Blood Type.
  • Donna Milicic gained the A Blood Type.
  • Stew Briggs gained the A Blood Type.
  • Oscar Dollie gained the A Blood Type.
  • Ren Hunter gained the A Blood Type.
  • Gunther O'Brian gained the A Blood Type.
  • Alejandro Leaf gained the A Blood Type.
  • Tevin Melcon gained the A Blood Type.
  • Snyder Briggs gained the A Blood Type.
  • The Shoe Thieves had 14% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Garages with 17%
    3,436,940 votes were cast.
• 
  Afterparty blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • The Shoe Thieves will begin next season in an Afterparty.
    • +  AfterpartyThis Team will occasionally receive permanent stats boost in their games (outside of Party Time), but only while they're losing.
  • The Shoe Thieves had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 19%
    743,370 votes were cast.
• 
  Bon Voyage blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • The Shoe Thieves are given Good Riddance.
    • +  Good RiddanceThis Team will throw a Party when a Roamin' or Super Roamin' player leaves their roster.
  • The Shoe Thieves had 42% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,999,705 votes were cast.
• 
  Grand Larceny blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • The Jazz Hands' Lineup was sorted by descending Base Thirst.
  • The Jazz Hands had 44% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    484,036 votes were cast.
• 
  Laserlikeness Patches blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • Riley Firewall's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
    • Laserlikeness 0.8 → 1.2
  • Riley Firewall's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
    • Laserlikeness 1.2 → 1.6
  • August Sky's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
    • Laserlikeness 1.4 → 1.8
  • The Jazz Hands had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 36%
    409,889 votes were cast.
• 
  Cape of Containment blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • Walton Sports dropped Leg Ring.
    • - Leg Ring
  • Walton Sports gained Cape of Containment.
    • + Cape of Containment
    • +  ContainmentThis Player cannot spread Instability.
      See also: Glossary
    • Overall 17.4 -> 17.4 + 0.1
  • The Jazz Hands had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 13%
    647,915 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow of the Bats blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • The Garages' had their Shadow player's Batting adjusted by -5 to 20%.
  • Theodore Duende's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.7 → 4.1
  • Lenny Marijuana's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.9 → 3.0
  • Freemium Fairwood's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.5 → 2.8
  • Conditional Yuniesky's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.4 → 2.5
  • Mcdowell Karim's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.5 → 2.1
  • Emblem Warhorse's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.7 → 2.3
  • Emilia Street's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.1 → 2.7
  • Schneider Blanco's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.4 → 2.0
  • Antonio Mccall's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.2 → 2.5
  • Terrell Bradley's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.3 → 2.0
  • Leticia Snyder's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.3 → 1.6
  • Mike Townsend's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.8 → 3.3
  • Daniel Benedicte's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 0.9 → 1.2
  • Tillman Wan's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.0 → 1.5
  • Ortiz Morse's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.3 → 1.7
  • Lori Boston's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.3 → 2.4
  • The Garages had 11% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 14%
    4,706,823 votes were cast.
• 
  Class Act blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • The Garages are a Shame Donor for the next season.
    • +  Shame DonorWhen this Team shames their opponent, that opponent will begin their next game with Unruns.
  • The Garages had 21% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 23%
    34,985 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Cap Supply Run blessed the New York Millennials.
  • Nora Reddick gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 7.5 -> 7.5 + 0.6
  • Jake Swinger gained Weird Cap.
    • + Weird Cap
    • Overall 8.1 -> 8.1 + 0.8
  • Conrad Vaughan dropped Bat.
    • - Bat
  • Conrad Vaughan gained Cap of Dexterity.
    • + Cap of Dexterity
    • Overall 13.6 -> 13.6 + 1.0
  • Erin Beanbag gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 7.4 -> 7.4 + 0.6
  • Jacobus Harper gained Chunky Cap.
    • + Chunky Cap
    • +  ChunkyThis player will have 100% more Power in Peanut Weather.
    • Overall 8.2 -> 8.2 + 0.5
  • Lenjamin Lin gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 6.4 -> 6.4 + 0.1
  • Oscar Vaughan did not have an available Item slot.
  • Bees Gorczyca gained Paper Cap.
    • + Paper Cap
    • Overall 7.8 -> 7.8 + 0.6
  • Beau Huerta gained Cool Cap.
    • + Cool Cap
    • Overall 7.5 -> 7.5 + 1.7
  • Garcia Soto gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 8.0 -> 8.0 + 0.2
  • Albert Stink gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 10.0 -> 10.0 + 0.4
  • Fletcher Peck gained Hard Cap.
    • + Hard Cap
  • Erickson Fischer gained Cap of Strength.
    • + Cap of Strength
    • Overall 10.3 -> 10.3 + 0.5
  • Charlatan Seabright gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 8.8 -> 8.8 + 0.4
  • Ramirez Winters gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 6.7 -> 6.7 + 0.6
  • Ruslan Duran gained Glass Cap.
    • + Glass Cap
    • Overall 10.7 -> 10.7 + 0.1
  • Timmy Vine gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 6.1 -> 6.1 + 0.3
  • Reggie Canberra gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 7.3 -> 7.3 + 0.1
  • Ezekiel Throckmorton gained Cap.
    • + Cap
    • Overall 10.4 -> 10.4 + 0.3
  • The Millennials had 15% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 58%
    424,583 votes were cast.
• 
  Tenacity Patches blessed the New York Millennials.
  • Chorby Soul IV's Tenaciousness was improved by 8%.
    • Tenaciousness 0.4 → 0.8
  • Chorby Soul IV's Tenaciousness was improved by 8%.
    • Tenaciousness 0.8 → 1.2
  • Nandy Fantastic's Tenaciousness was improved by 8%.
    • Tenaciousness 1.1 → 1.5
  • The Millennials had 13% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 37%
    500,436 votes were cast.

Post Election

• The Jazz Hands used their Free Will.
  • -  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
• The Firefighters used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Millennials used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Garages used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• Nagomi Mcdaniel III faded away from the Georgias.
  • 🔱 - Nagomi Mcdaniel III
• Nagomi Mcdaniel III faded to dust.
  • +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
• Nagomi Mcdaniel II faded away from the Flowers.
  • 🌹 - Nagomi Mcdaniel II
• Nagomi Mcdaniel II faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• York Silk II faded away from the Worms.
  • 🐌 - York Silk II
• York Silk II faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Chorby Soul IV faded away from the Millennials.
  • 📱 - Chorby Soul IV
• Chorby Soul IV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• York Silk III faded away from the Moist Talkers.
  • 🗣️ - York Silk III
• York Silk III faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Evelton McBlase II roamed to a new team.
  • 🔥 - Evelton McBlase II, Lineup
  • ✨ + Evelton McBlase II, Lineup
• Jasper Blather roamed to a new team.
  • 🍗 - Jasper Blather, Lineup
  • 🕵️ + Jasper Blather, Lineup
• Stew Briggs roamed to a new team.
  • 👟 - Stew Briggs, Lineup
  • 🐌 + Stew Briggs, Lineup
• Donna Milicic is Partying!
  • Combined 9.9 → 11.3
• Jor--n Hildeb-r- is Partying!
  • Combined 18.2 → 19.5
• Ren Hunter is Partying!
  • Combined 9.6 → 10.8
• Snyder Briggs is Partying!
  • Combined 16.4 → 17.7

Well then
We won't deny it.
Today's Results are disappointing.
This will surely Tank the Ratings.
We may suffer Losses.
Don't worry
We're not angry.
This isn't your fault.
You were misled.
Together, We'll fix this.
We'll win.

over taken
going down
bet the under

uh
what's happening
i made fries

Game Events

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 18 are listed below.

Day	Player	Replaced by	Team
3	Tamara Crankit	Zippy DeShields	Broken Ridge Jazz Hands
32	Aurora Blortles	Scarlet Caster	Mexico City Wild Wings
54	Bauer Zimmerman	Lancelot Kane	Broken Ridge Jazz Hands
70	Hewitt Best	Trinity Roche	Kansas City Breath Mints
90	Chorby Soul III	Zeruel Kramer	Baltimore Crabs

Feedback Swaps

When any player is in a game during Feedback weather, there is a chance reality will "flicker in the feedback" and two players will permanently swap team membership. Known cases of this in Season 18 are listed below.

Day	Player A	Team A	Player B	Team B
6	Howell Rocha	Broken Ridge Jazz Hands	Riley Firewall	Miami Dale
58	Cannonball Sports	San Francisco Lovers	Foxy Pebble	Core Mechanics
64	Avila Guzman	Houston Spies	Dudley Mueller	Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams
85	Conner Haley	Dallas Steaks	Knight Triumphant	San Francisco Lovers

Reverb Shuffles

When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known cases of this in Season 18 are listed below.

Day	Team	Type
12	LA Unlimited Tacos	Lineup
35	Mexico City Wild Wings	Partial
53	Charleston Shoe Thieves	Partial
54	Kansas City Breath Mints	Lineup
58	Dallas Steaks	Partial

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