Xandra Pancakes

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Xandra Pancakes is a player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 17. Pancakes has previously played for the Ohio Worms.

Official League Records

Pancakes joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.

During the Season β14 elections, Pancakes joined the Worms' active roster in exchange for Persephone Splotter as a result of the Worms' Foreshadow Will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season β18 elections, Pancakes retreated to the Worms' Shadows as a result of the Worms' Move will, resulting in a combined 17.4 18.0 stat increase.

During the Season β20 elections, Pancakes returned to the Worms' rotation as a result of the Worms' Swap will.

On Season 1, Day 17, Pancakes fell to the Chicago Firefighters during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Xandra Pancakes is a transmasc drag monarch who loves to be the center of attention. Xandra leans in to the concept of gender, accepting any pronouns, and their drag persona is a combination of numerous gender concepts made uniquely hers. He believes that xe is the team captain, but the rest of the Worms have been silent on the topic of the captaincy.

In the times before drag and Blaseball, Pancakes worked at either an IHOP or a Waffle House - Xandra never cared enough about the job to find out. When the Worms returned to the ILB, Xandra saw their arrival and gradually joined the team, taking over for Persephone Splotter when the time was right.

XanPan has maintained a somewhat-friendly rivalry with Vessalius Sundae over the course of their careers. When the Worms are winning, XanPan and Sundae can be seen high-fiving and shouting encouraging aphorisms. When the Worms are losing, XanPan and Sundae can be seen glowering and shouting non-encouraging neologisms. After a reporter told Pancakes that Vess had threatened to become a pitcher and “show Xandra how it’s done” following an Internet Series loss, Xandra replied “Hah! That semi-sentient ice cream cone couldn’t throw a strike if the bowling plins were already laying down.”

Rumors of romantic involvement between Vessalius and Xandra increase in direct proportion to the Worms’ win percentage. After Vess saw initial pitching success in Season 24, Xandra has fallen into a noticeable slump. Observers reported that a fight recently broke out between the two at the Interdimensional IHOP. When asked about the incident, Pancakes said “the IHOP? I hate that awful place” with a noticeable grimace.