Royal Crown Malort

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Royal Crown Malort is a non-alcoholic beverage from the city of Chicago. It is the official drink of the Chicago Firefighters.
Recipe
Royal Crown Malort is an even mix of RC Cola, non-alcoholic Malort, and hydrant water. It can only be drunk from a fire hose at full blast.
It is also commonly referred to as "Butt's Special Stuff", as Joshua Butt invented it in order to help put out the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire. As a combination of three liquids, it is an example of Butt's Law in effect.
Usage
The Fire House has hoses strategically placed around the stadium. Whenever the Firefighters hit a home run and Betsy the cow knocks over her lantern, starting a fire, Royal Crown Malort is sprayed on the masses below both in celebration and to put out the fire.
Occasionally, the Firefighters will drive around in the official team Firetruck and spray Royal Crown Malort at pedestrians as it travels throughout Chicago's streets.
Branding
Photo by Fen @sublimemarch.
Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
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Stats | Season | 1 路 2 路 3 路 4 |
Ballpark | The Fire Safety Awareness Center | |
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Staff | The Firefighter 路 Betsy 路 Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach 路 The Axeman | |
Places | Chicago 路 The Blean | |
History | Chicago Firefighters' History 路 Great Chicago Blaseball Fire 路 Royal Crown Malort | |
Fan Culture 馃摚 路 Fan Works 馃拰 路 Tlopps Cards 馃儚 | ||
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