Francisca Sasquatch

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Francisca Sasquatch is a lineup player for the Miami Dale. Sasquatch formerly played for the Dale, Unlimited Tacos, and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

Official League Records

Sasquatch joined the league as a pitcher for the Miami Dale at the beginning of Season 1.

On Season 6, Day 18, a feedback swap affected Sasquatch and former Unlimited Tacos player Wyatt Owens.

At the end of the Season 7 regular season, Sasquatch, along with the rest of the Tacos rotation, received the Shelled modification as part of the Snackrifice.

On Season 9, Day X, Sasquatch was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season 10 elections, Sasquatch rejoined the league proper with the Miami Dale as a lineup player.

During the Coffee Cup, Sasquatch played for Cream & Sugar United as a lineup player.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

League Career

As a Miami native, Sasquatch was often seen wandering around and found herself drawn to the Worldwide Field for no particular reason. Upon arrival, she grabbed blaseballs in both hands, ran to the pitching mound, and started throwing them towards practicing batters. The team, too afraid of her menacing size, was unable to round up the courage to ask her to stop and ended up signing her for Season One. She has never shown any aggression towards teammates, however.

Since moving to the Unlimited Tacos, her teammates have made a clear effort to bring her on often trips to Venice, Los Angeles, where all roads and highways are replaced with canals, allowing her to enjoy time near water and on her boat.

Personal Life

Standing at 7'5" and weighing 550 lbs, Sasquatch has refused multiple calls from the press to release any documents with personal data and insists she is "definitely human". She is not related to Mcdowell Mason.

After moving to Los Angeli, Sasquatch has been reported by teammates as often wearing various over-the-top glasses. Her teammates say she keeps her favorite pair of glasses, her New Year's Year 2000 pair, in her stadium locker, because she considers it "the best night of her life". It is unclear how many pairs she has, or where she stores the rest. Since her move, she has also modified her Miami Dale branded fanboat to have wheels, as she soon learned that the Los Angeli generally have more roads than water.

An avid-nature lover, Sasquatch had to give up her Miami side gig, giving fanboat tours of the Florida marshes after her move to LA. However, she has continued displaying her entrepreneurial tendencies, beginning to give tours through the Hlollywood Hills on her repurposed boat.

Fan Art