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Seattle Garages
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League	Internet League Blaseball
Subleague	Mild League
Division	Mild High
Ballpark	The Big Garage
Modifications	Home Field Advantage (Season 9)Teams with Home Field Advantage will start each home game with one run.  Targeted Shame (Season 10)Teams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary  The Fifth Base (Season 10)Ballpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary  Life of the Party (Season 16)Team: This Team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts. Player: This Player gets 10% more from Party Time stat boosts. See also: Glossary  ContainmentThis Player cannot spread Instability. See also: Glossary  RogueThis Team is Out for a Surprise Attack.  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Home Location	Seattle
Team Slogan	"Smells like Team Spirit."(former) "Park It!"
Team Colors	#2b4075, #2606D7, #FF2423, #820E0F, #FFFFFF, #000000
Emoji	🎸
Arcanum	VIII Justice
Team Abbreviation	SEA
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Variants
Short Circuits	Seattle Garages (Gamma 1) Seattle Garages (Gamma 2) Seattle Garages (Gamma 3) Seattle Garages (Gamma 4)
Friends	Baltimore Crabs, Miami Dale, Yellowstone Magic, Mike Townsend
Rivals	Hellmouth Sunbeams, Houston Spies, Theodore Cervantes, Dark Seattle Corporates
Mascot	United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers
Captain	Theodore Duende
Uniform Colors	#303A53, #30436E, #EA2D29, #1D1D1D, #D8D8DA
Social media	@TheSeaGarages

The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1. The Garages have formerly played in the Chaotic division of the Evil League (Seasons 1-5) and the High Division of Mild League (Seasons 6-24).

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
None	None
Shadows
None

Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Seattle Garages Players. Season 19 introduced one new Renovation, Hoops: "When a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run."

Due to staff error, the gift tally was miscounted, causing several teams to receive fewer gifts than expected; additionally, phones and quills were mislabeled, resulting in players receiving brooms instead.

Renovations

List of Renovation Results:

• 
  Inconvenience - - 4,035,034 Coins Spent
  • The Gym will now be -13% less Inconvenient!
• 
  Hoops - 3,765,063 Coins Spent
  • The Lift installed Hoops into The Gym.
  • The Gym gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.
• 
  Birdhouses - 3,270,787 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark.
      Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.
• 
  Sun 2 + - 1,894,781 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket will now have more Sun 2.
• 
  Fax Machine - 9,256,720 Coins Spent
  • The Firefighters placed a Fax Machine in The Fire House.
  • The Fire House gained the Fax Machine modification.
    • +  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
• 
  Hoops - 4,879,229 Coins Spent
  • The Firefighters installed Hoops into The Fire House.
  • The Fire House gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Obtuseness + - 4,709,045 Coins Spent
  • The Fire House will now be 5% more Obtuse!
• 
  Hoops - 7,688,176 Coins Spent
  • The Tigers installed Hoops into The Ampitheater.
  • The Ampitheater gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Heat Magnet - 6,399,277 Coins Spent
  • The Tigers connected a Heat Magnet to the Thermal Converter in The Ampitheater.
  • The Ampitheater gained the Heat Magnet modification.
    • +  Heat MagnetThe Heat Magnet will absorb heat from an incineration and pass it on to the Thermal Converter.
• 
  Salmon + - 5,624,695 Coins Spent
  • The Ampitheater will now have more Salmon.
• 
  Hoops - 2,856,476 Coins Spent
  • The Wild Wings installed Hoops into The Bucket.
  • The Bucket gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Coffee Threes + - 2,333,240 Coins Spent
  • The Bucket will now have more Coffee Threes.
• 
  Flooding + - 2,239,607 Coins Spent
  • The Bubble will now have more Flooding.
• 
  Event Horizon - 1,877,046 Coins Spent
  • The Georgias summoned the Event Horizon to The Bubble.
  • The Bubble gained the Event Horizon modification.
    • +  Event HorizonThe Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game.
• 
  Hoops - 7,520,379 Coins Spent
  • The Tacos installed Hoops into LA Taquería.
  • LA Taquería gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Mysticism + - 10,514,061 Coins Spent
  • LA Taquería will now be 12% more Mystical!
• 
  Heat Magnet - 6,741,532 Coins Spent
  • The Tacos connected a Heat Magnet to the Thermal Converter in LA Taquería.
  • LA Taquería gained the Heat Magnet modification.
    • +  Heat Magnet
• 
  Birdhouses - 2,078,043 Coins Spent
  • The Dale built a bunch of new Birdhouses in Worldwide Field.
  • Worldwide Field gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• 
  Mysticism + - 1,933,950 Coins Spent
  • Worldwide Field will now be 7% more Mystical!
• 
  Hoops - 3,835,648 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers installed Hoops into The Garden.
  • The Garden gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Birdhouses - 2,427,876 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Garden.
  • The Garden gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• 
  Hoops - 6,501,440 Coins Spent
  • The Sunbeams installed Hoops into The Solarium.
  • The Solarium gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 2,185,473 Coins Spent
  • The Solarium was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Hoops - 3,550,245 Coins Spent
  • The Spies installed Hoops into REDACTED.
  • REDACTED gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Birdhouses - 3,112,425 Coins Spent
  • The Spies built a bunch of new Birdhouses in REDACTED.
  • REDACTED gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• 
  Mysticism - - 2,972,375 Coins Spent
  • The Wormhole will now be -12% less Mystical!
• 
  Ominousness - - 2,709,543 Coins Spent
  • The Wormhole will now be -15% less Ominous!
• 
  Hoops - 3,134,986 Coins Spent
  • The Millennials installed Hoops into Battin' Island.
  • Battin' Island gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Flood Pumps - 2,821,851 Coins Spent
  • The Millennials built Flood Pumps in Battin' Island.
  • Battin' Island gained the Flood Pumps modification.
    • +  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.
• 
  Hoops - 4,128,351 Coins Spent
  • The Steaks installed Hoops into The Steakhouse.
  • The Steakhouse gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Inconvenience - - 2,830,646 Coins Spent
  • The Steakhouse will now be -13% less Inconvenient!
• 
  Viscosity + - 4,073,777 Coins Spent
  • The Polyhedron will now be 12% more Viscous!
• 
  Elongation - - 4,038,965 Coins Spent
  • The Polyhedron will now be -10% less Elongated!
• 
  Fax Machine - 4,574,050 Coins Spent
  • The Pies placed a Fax Machine in The Oven.
  • The Oven gained the Fax Machine modification.
    • +  Fax Machine
• 
  Obtuseness + - 4,344,518 Coins Spent
  • The Oven will now be 8% more Obtuse!
• 
  Peanut Mister - 5,530,417 Coins Spent
  • The Garages installed a Peanut Mister in The Big Garage.
  • The Big Garage gained the Peanut Mister modification.
    • +  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy.
      Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 6,889,003 Coins Spent
  • The Big Garage was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Coffee Two + - 5,900,950 Coins Spent
  • The Big Garage will now have more Coffee 2.
• 
  Hoops - 6,369,716 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics installed Hoops into The Pillars.
  • The Pillars gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  LCD Soundsystem - 5,757,199 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics installed an LCD Soundsystem in The Pillars.
  • The Pillars gained the LCD Soundsystem modification.
    • +  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.
• 
  Fortification + - 6,315,002 Coins Spent
  • The Pillars will now be 12% more Fortified!
• 
  Hoops - 4,351,871 Coins Spent
  • The Fridays installed Hoops into The Cookout.
  • The Cookout gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Ominousness + - 1,835,153 Coins Spent
  • The Cookout will now be 13% more Ominous!
• 
  Hoops - 6,256,388 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers installed Hoops into The Gleek.
  • The Gleek gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 2,728,909 Coins Spent
  • The Gleek was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Hoops - 5,624,001 Coins Spent
  • The Shoe Thieves installed Hoops into The Choux.
  • The Choux gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Salmon Cannons - 5,618,006 Coins Spent
  • The Shoe Thieves installed Salmon Cannons to The Choux.
  • The Choux gained the Salmon Cannons modification.
    • +  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark.
      Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.
• 
  Ominousness - - 5,567,138 Coins Spent
  • The Choux will now be -8% less Ominous!
• 
  Birdhouses - 10,059,407 Coins Spent
  • The Magic built a bunch of new Birdhouses in Yellowstone.
  • Yellowstone gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• 
  Hoops - 4,494,718 Coins Spent
  • The Magic installed Hoops into Yellowstone.
  • Yellowstone gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Peanut Mister - 7,771,735 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints installed a Peanut Mister in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Peanut Mister modification.
    • +  Peanut Mister
• 
  Mysticism + - 6,145,168 Coins Spent
  • The Meadow will now be 12% more Mystical!
• 
  Hoops - 5,564,896 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints installed Hoops into The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  Hoops
• 
  Viscosity + - 2,891,996 Coins Spent
  • The Crabitat will now be 15% more Viscous!
• 
  Heat Magnet - 2,770,671 Coins Spent
  • The Crabs connected a Heat Magnet to the Thermal Converter in The Crabitat.
  • The Crabitat gained the Heat Magnet modification.
    • +  Heat Magnet

Gifts

List of Gifts Results:

• 
  Wild Wings received 3 Gifts! - 13,581,708 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐅 Tigers - 21%
    • ✨ Magic - 9%
    • 🕵️ Spies - 8%
  • 
    Soundproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Wild Wings are safe from feedback for the rest of the season!
      • +  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.
        Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.
        See also: Glossary
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #2
    • Yong Wright's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Fran Beans' soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Fran Beans' soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Yong Wright's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Yong Wright's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Fran Beans' soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Silvia Rugrat's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Silvia Rugrat's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Fran Beans' soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Yong Wright's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Wild Wings are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated.
        Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.
        See also: Glossary.
• 
  Garages received 2 Gifts! - 8,655,701 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 19%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 11%
    • 🐅 Tigers - 9%
  • 
    Home Field Advantage, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Garages play with Home Field Advantage for the rest of the season!
      • +  Home Field Advantage
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #2
    • Brisket Friendo's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Wyatt Mason X's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Betsy Trombone's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Penelope Mathews' soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Penelope Mathews' soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Betsy Trombone's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Wyatt Mason X's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Brisket Friendo's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Oliver Notarobot's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Lotus Mango's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
• 
  Magic received 3 Gifts! - 33,851,983 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌮 Tacos - 11%
    • 🏋️‍ Lift - 11%
    • 🥧 Pies - 9%
  • 
    Goodwin Morin, Hitting Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Magic.
      • ✨ + Goodwin Morin II, Lineup
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Magic's random Player Bevan Wise gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason.
  • 
    Home Field Advantage, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Magic play with Home Field Advantage for the rest of the season!
      • +  Home Field Advantage
• 
  Flowers received 3 Gifts! - 13,399,367 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 40%
    • 🐅 Tigers - 15%
    • 💋 Lovers - 13%
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #1
    • Chorby Short's soul was increased.
      • 0 -> 1
    • Chorby Short's soul was increased.
      • 1 -> 2
    • Chorby Short's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Chambers Simmons' soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Nic Winkler's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Silvaire Roadhouse's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Silvaire Roadhouse's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Nic Winkler's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Chambers Simmons' soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Chorby Short's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
  • 
    Home Field Advantage, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Flowers play with Home Field Advantage for the rest of the season!
      • +  Home Field Advantage
  • 
    Handcrafted Quill Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Dunn Keyes dropped Bat.
      • - Bat
    • Dunn Keyes gained Frosty Rubber Broom.
      • + Frosty Rubber Broom
      • Overall 15.3 -> 15.3 + 0.3
• 
  Shoe Thieves received 3 Gifts! - 14,552,946 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🦀 Crabs - 52%
    • 🚤 Dale - 9%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 6%
  • 
    Goodwin Morin, Hitting Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Shoe Thieves.
      • 👟 + Goodwin Morin III, Lineup
  • 
    Handcrafted Quill Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Goodwin Morin III gained Gravity Broom.
      • + Gravity Broom
      • +  GravityPlayer: This Player cannot be affected by Reverb.
        Team: This Team cannot be affected by Reverb.
        See also: Glossary
      • Overall 24.2 -> 24.2 + 0.2
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #3
    • Goodwin Morin III's soul was increased.
      • 0 -> 1
    • Goodwin Morin III's soul was increased.
      • 1 -> 2
    • Goodwin Morin III's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Alejandro Leaf's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Alejandro Leaf's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Goodwin Morin III's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Tevin Melcon's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Tevin Melcon's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Goodwin Morin III's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Alejandro Leaf's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
• 
  Worms received 2 Gifts! - 9,492,986 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐅 Tigers - 28%
    • ✨ Magic - 17%
    • 🌮 Tacos - 8%
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Worms' random Player Andrew Solis gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #2
    • Rivers Rosa dropped Bat.
      • - Bat
    • Rivers Rosa gained Slimy Hot Skate Helmet.
      • + Slimy Hot Skate Helmet
      • +  Pro SkaterThis Player cannot bail when using the Grind Rail.
      • Overall 8.4 -> 8.4 + 0.4
• 
  Lovers received 3 Gifts! - 19,734,244 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🏝️ Fridays - 61%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 7%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 7%
  • 
    Soundproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Lovers are safe from feedback for the rest of the season!
      • +  Soundproof
  • 
    Handcrafted Cannon Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Sandford Garner dropped Squiddish Sunglasses.
      • - Squiddish Sunglasses
    • Sandford Garner gained Concrete Cannon.
      • + Concrete Cannon
      • Overall 15.7 -> 15.7 + 0.1
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Lovers are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
• 
  Lift received 3 Gifts! - 13,771,535 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🥩 Steaks - 33%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 9%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 9%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Lift are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Lift's random Player Silvaire Semiquaver gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
  • 
    Handcrafted Jersey Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Rylan O'Lantern gained Jersey of Charisma.
      • + Jersey of Charisma
      • Overall 11.0 -> 11.0 + 1.0
• 
  Tacos received 2 Gifts! - 8,236,613 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 34%
    • 🥩 Steaks - 16%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 8%
  • 
    Handcrafted Jersey Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Sexton Wheerer gained Fireproof Jersey of Intelligence.
      • + Fireproof Jersey of Intelligence
      • +  Fireproof
      • Overall 12.0 -> 12.0 + 0.5
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Tacos are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.
• 
  Tigers received 3 Gifts! - 13,382,307 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌹 Flowers - 31%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 28%
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 16%
  • 
    Aldon Cashmoney, Hitting Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Aldon Cashmoney is granted to the Tigers.
      • 🐅 + Aldon Cashmoney III, Lineup
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Tigers are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Handcrafted Cannon Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Hiroto Wilcox dropped Bat.
      • - Bat
    • Hiroto Wilcox gained Cannon of Fourtitude.
      • + Cannon of Fourtitude
      • +  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
      • Overall 8.2 -> 8.2 + 0.5
• 
  Crabs received 2 Gifts! - 12,262,630 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 46%
    • 🍬 Breath Mints - 11%
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 9%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Crabs are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Aldon Cashmoney, Hitting Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Aldon Cashmoney is granted to the Crabs.
      • 🦀 + Aldon Cashmoney IV, Lineup
• 
  Breath Mints received 2 Gifts! - 10,395,002 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 31%
    • ✨ Magic - 15%
    • 🎸 Garages - 11%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Breath Mints are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Goodwin Morin, Hitting Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Breath Mints.
      • 🍬 + Goodwin Morin IV, Lineup
• 
  Moist Talkers received 3 Gifts! - 18,258,314 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 30%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 11%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 11%
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Moist Talkers are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Moist Talkers are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Moist Talkers are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
• 
  Steaks received 2 Gifts! - 7,125,965 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 27%
    • 🔱 Georgias - 26%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 10%
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #1
    • Rai Spliff dropped Weird Plant-Based Bat.
      • - Weird Plant-Based Bat
      • Overall 11.8 + 0.7 -> 11.8
    • Rai Spliff gained Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast.
      • + Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast
      • Overall 11.8 -> 11.8 + 0.9
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Steaks are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
• 
  Spies received 2 Gifts! - 6,534,621 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔱 Georgias - 23%
    • ✨ Magic - 18%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 17%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Spies are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Soundproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Spies are safe from feedback for the rest of the season!
      • +  Soundproof
• 
  Millennials received 2 Gifts! - 8,457,977 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌮 Tacos - 25%
    • ✨ Magic - 12%
    • 🎸 Garages - 12%
  • 
    Handcrafted Phone Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Sandie Carver gained Leg Broom.
      • + Leg Broom
      • Overall 14.0 -> 14.0 + 0.7
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Millennials are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
• 
  Sunbeams received 3 Gifts! - 14,029,221 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐅 Tigers - 38%
    • ✨ Magic - 17%
    • 🎸 Garages - 8%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Sunbeams are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #2
    • Kaz Fiasco dropped Aluminum Blood Sunglasses.
      • - Aluminum Blood Sunglasses
      • Overall 15.3 + 0.8 -> 15.3 + 0.5
    • Kaz Fiasco gained Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity.
      • + Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity
      • Overall 15.3 -> 15.3 + 1.6
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Sunbeams are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
• 
  Georgias received 2 Gifts! - 9,754,351 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 42%
    • 🥩 Steaks - 14%
    • ✨ Magic - 11%
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Georgias are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Georgias are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
• 
  Dale received 2 Gifts! - 12,309,510 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 12%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 11%
    • 🔱 Georgias - 11%
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Dale are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Dale are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
• 
  Fridays received 3 Gifts! - 14,204,351 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 24%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 11%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 10%
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Fridays are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
  • 
    Handcrafted Quill Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Spears Taylor dropped Arm Shoes.
      • - Arm Shoes
    • Spears Taylor gained Repeating Broom.
      • + Repeating Broom
      • +  RepeatingIn Reverb Weather, this player will Repeat.
        A Repeating player will bat again after getting a hit.
      • Overall 12.6 -> 12.6 + 0.3
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #3
    • Alyssa Harrell's soul was increased.
      • 0 -> 1
    • Alyssa Harrell's soul was increased.
      • 1 -> 2
    • Alyssa Harrell's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Alyssa Harrell's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Alyssa Harrell's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Alyssa Harrell's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Don Mitchell's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Jacob Winner's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Valentine Games' soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Lady Matsuyama's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
• 
  Mechanics received 2 Gifts! - 7,852,085 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 16%
    • 🐌 Worms - 13%
    • 🐅 Tigers - 12%
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Mechanics are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
  • 
    Handcrafted Cannon Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Mindy Kugel gained Air Cannon.
      • + Air Cannon
      • Overall 17.8 -> 17.8 + 0.4
• 
  Firefighters received 3 Gifts! - 13,037,567 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🦀 Crabs - 23%
    • 🐅 Tigers - 17%
    • 🏝️ Fridays - 16%
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Firefighters are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Firefighters are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #3
    • Conrad Twelve's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Conrad Twelve's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Gita Sparrow's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Kennedy Rodgers' soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Caleb Alvarado's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Caleb Alvarado's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Kennedy Rodgers' soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Gita Sparrow's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Conrad Twelve's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Baby Triumphant's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
• 
  Jazz Hands received 2 Gifts! - 10,913,460 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 16%
    • 🔱 Georgias - 12%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 9%
  • 
    Soundproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Jazz Hands are safe from feedback for the rest of the season!
      • +  Soundproof
  • 
    Gravity, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Jazz Hands are safe from reverberations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Gravity
• 
  Pies received 2 Gifts! - 9,038,891 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 51%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 18%
    • 🐅 Tigers - 7%
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #1
    • Henry Marshallow dropped Blood Bat.
      • - Blood Bat
      • Overall 14.8 + 0.6 -> 14.8
    • Henry Marshallow gained Hearty Cool Rock Bat.
      • + Hearty Cool Rock Bat
      • Overall 14.8 -> 14.8 + 1.0
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Pies are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party

Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Player History

Season Results

For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' Seasons Results Hub.

Season	Record	Win %	Place in Division	Season Notes
1	43-56	.434	5th	The Forbidden Book was opened after this season, resulting in the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers
2	46-53	.464	4th
3	48-51	.485	4th
4	49-50	.495	3rd
5	52-47	.525	3rd
6	53-46	.535	3rd	In the Seattle Garages' first playoff appearance, the team swept the Philly Pies and the Hades Tigers before being swept in the Internet Series by the Baltimore Crabs.
7	55-44	.556	2nd	Beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves, then lost to the Mexico City Mild Wings 1-3 in the Mild League Championship Series.
8	65-34	.657	1st	Swept by the Philly Pies in the Mild League Divisional Series.
9	60-39	.606	1st	Beat the Philly Pies, then lost to the Charleston Shoe Thieves 1-3 in the Mild League Championship Series.
10	47-52	.475	3rd
11	55-46	.545	1st	Beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves and Yellowstone Magic, before losing to the Hellmouth Sunbeams 1-3 in the Internet Series.

_{*Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.}

In the Season 6 Elections, the Garages won the Lottery Pick and Fireproof Jacket blessings. Lottery Pick brought back deceased star Jaylen Hotdogfingers, and sent Mike Townsend to The Shadows. Fireproof Jacket targeted Oliver Mueller.

In the Season 7 Elections, the Garages won the Blind Date blessing, trading Luis Acevedo to the Baltimore Crabs for Oliver Notarobot.

In the Season 8 Elections, the Garages won the Forever Physical, Promo Code, Home Field Advantage, and New Kid blessings. Ron Monstera was the target of Forever Physical and New Kid, the latter of which replaced them with Durham Spaceman. Promo Code recruited new pitcher Lori Boston.

In the Season 9 Elections, the Garages won the Secret Weapon, Out of Sight, and Hot Sauce Bar blessings. They were subjected to the Fifth Base and Targeted Shame. Out of Sight brought Mike Townsend and Lenny Marijuana to the rotation, replacing Ortiz Morse and Lori Boston. Out of Sight also brought Sparks Beans onto the lineup, replacing Nolanestophia Patterson. Secret Weapon targeted Shadows pitcher Goodwin Morin. Hot Sauce Bar targeted Theodore Duende.

In the Season 10 Elections, the Garages won the Dark Star blessing, recruiting Goodwin Morin to the rotation, and sending Mike Townsend to The Shadows.

In the Season 11 elections, the Garages were assigned the Arcana VIII Justice.

In the Season 12 elections, the Garages received the Infuse will, increasing the stats of Betsy Trombone, and the Plunder will, trading Greer Gwiffin for Nagomi Mcdaniel. Mcdaniel was then immediately traded again for Alaynabella Hollywood via the Boston Flowers' Exchange will. Finally, the The Best Defense blessing turned Goodwin Morin into a batter in exchange for Hollywood becoming a pitcher.

In the Season 13 elections, the Garages received the Infuse will, increasing the stats of Alaynabella Hollywood, and the Foreshadow will, shadowing Jaylen Hotdogfingers for Nolanestophia Patterson. They also received the Stow Away blessing, adding Magi Ruiz to their pitching rotation. The Garages were targeted by the Hades Tigers' Exchange will, trading Paula Turnip for Carmelo Plums, and the Tokyo Lift's Exchange, trading Goodwin Morin for Lotus Mango.

During the Season 14 elections, the Garages received the Infuse will, increasing the stats of Malik Destiny; the Foreshadow will, shadowing Summers Pony for Oliver Loofah; and the Plunder will, reviving Chorby Soul and sending Arturo Huerta to the Shadows. They also received the Min-Max blessing, making Wyatt Mason X a Maximalist and Oliver Loofah a Minimalist, and doing the same for players on each other team in Mild High.

During the Season 15 elections, the Garages were affected by the New York Millennials' Plunder will, trading away Chorby Soul for Penelope Mathews, and the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Plunder will, trading away Jaylen Hotdogfingers for Conditional Yuniesky between the teams' Shadows. The Garages themselves received the Reform will, replacing Chorby Soul's Debt modification with Unstable; the Enrich will, gaining the Life of the Party modification for the following season; and the Move will, stealing back Jaylen Hotdogfingers to their rotation. They also received the Shadow Running Practice blessing, boosting the Baserunning of all players in their Shadows.

During the Season 16 elections, the Garages were affected by the Hades Tigers' Equivalent Exchange will, trading away Lenny Marijuana for Hiroto Wilcox. The Garages themselves received the Plunder will, stealing York Silk from the Canada Moist Talkers in exchange for Carmelo Plums; the Foreshadow will, sending Alaynabella Hollywood to the Shadows in exchange for Mike Townsend, and the Move will, moving Hollywood to their lineup. They also won the Handcrafted Bat Drop blesssing, granting Quack Enjoyable a Sharp Bat, and the Shadow Pitching Practice and Shadow Defense Practice blessings, boosting the appropriate stats for all players in their Shadows.

During the Season 17 elections, the Garages were affected by the Hades Tigers' Equivalent Exchange will, trading Hiroto Wilcox back again for Lenny Marijuana, and the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Equivalent Exchange will, trading away Howell Franklin for Brisket Friendo. The Garages themselves received the Reform will, replacing Jaylen Hotdogfingers's Fliickerrriiing modification with Super Idol, and the Move will, moving Fitzgerald Wanderlust] to the Shadows. The Garages also won the Handcrafted Jersey Drop blessing, giving Theodore Duende a Traveling Head Jersey, and the In a Pinch blessing, moving Arturo Huerta from the Shadows to the lineup.

During the Season 18 elections, the Garages received the Move will, sending Theodore Duende to the Shadows; the Equivalent Exchange will, trading Quack Enjoyable to the Hellmouth Sunbeams for Avila Guzman, and the Alternate Trust will, rerolling Brisket Friendo and making them Negative. The Garages also won the Shadow of the Bats blessing, boosting the batting of all players in their Shadows, and the Class Act blessing, granting them Shame Donor for the next season.

Team Overview

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Seattle Garages/History.

The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.

The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.

They are also an anarcho-syndicalist collective.

Staff

Coaches

The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.

Mascots

Main Page: United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers.

Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.

The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers were founded shortly before Season 2, and were declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages in a ceremony before their first home game.

Commentary

Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Seattle Garages/Fan Culture.

The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.

Common Chants

• "PARK IT!"
• "PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
• "TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
• "NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)

Fan Art

See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.