Beta/Season 14

Beta/Season 14
By @jrfbz
Subtitles	The -ides
Dates	March 15, 2021 - March 21, 2021
Champion	Canada Moist Talkers
Timeline
← Previous	Season 13
Next →	Season 15

Season 14 began on March 15, 2021. The regular season concluded on March 19, 2021 , followed by the postseason and 14th Internet Series on March 20, 2021. The Season 14 election took place on March 21, 2021. The Canada Moist Talkers defeated the LA Unlimited Tacos 3 wins to 0 to win their first Internet Series championship.

Regular Events

Earlsiesta

See the main article on this topic: Earlsiesta

The three arcana drawn in Season 14 are as follows:

XI Strength
Fool
III The Empress

The reading for Season 14 was titled WYATT MASON, OVER. The Tokyo Lift, corresponding to XI Strength, received the modification Receiver for Wyatt Quitter. Similarly, the Boston Flowers, corresponding to III The Empress, received the modification Receiver for Moses Mason. Fans have noted that both Wyatt Quitter and Moses Mason are survivors of the Wyatt Masoning. The arcana Fool corresponds to the Baltimore Crabs, the winners of Season 13, however, the emoji representing Fool appeared to change several times before the reading, sometimes showing the emojis for the Atlantis Georgias and Core Mechanics, but often showing the joystick emoji of Real Game Band, a team who only played during the inaugural Coffee Cup tournament.

Latesiesta

See the main article on this topic: Latesiesta

The Season 14 Latesiesta brought with it renovations for every team. Teams were offered the Renovation PsychoAcoustics, which when applied to a Ballpark, will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's modifications for the duration of the game. Additionally, any team that received PsychoAcoustics also received a new player, all called Wyatt Mason with Roman numerals distinguishing them, in an event known as The Second Wyatt Masoning.

MVP Voting

See the main article on this topic: Idols

Following the Day 99 games, Monitor introduced the MVPs for this season. Several MVPs from last season remained on the board, and their Ego+ modifications were replaced with Ego++. All new entrants to the board received Ego+. The MVPs were:

• Aldon Cashmoney
• York Silk
• Valentine Games
• Nagomi Mcdaniel
• Goodwin Morin
• Sexton Wheerer
• Uncle Plasma
• Liquid Friend
• Pitching Machine

Notable Events

Investigation into Friendo and Seeth

See the main article on this topic: The Investigation

After Season 13, Gods' Day, Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves and Brisket Friendo of the Kansas City Breath Mints disappeared from the Blaseball website and gained the Redacted modification. The Commissioner hired Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma as investigators to track down the missing players' whereabouts. On Day 99, Friend and Plasma's Feeds displayed that they "had a Hunch..." and during the Season 14 elections, The Meadow and Choux Stadium gained the Crime Scene modifications.

The Second Wyatt Masoning

See the main article on this topic: The Second Wyatt Masoning

At the Season 14 Latesiesta, thirteen new Wyatt Masons were pulled through the Rift and localized to the teams that built the PsychoAcoustics Ballpark renovation. All the Wyatt Masons had the Echo modification, the effects of which ultimately resulted in eleven of the thirteen Wyatt Masons becoming Static and disappearing from the League, along with Receiver Wyatt Quitter. At the end of Season 14, only two Wyatt Masons remained: Wyatt Mason IV on the LA Unlimited Tacos and Wyatt Mason X on the Seattle Garages.

Credit to the League

In the midst of the ongoing Flooding crisis, Boss delivered a message to Fans in which she suggested that "we ramp up efforts to stay afloat. We'll be honest That will require sacrifice. It's vital that we all do our part."

To that end, Boss introduced a new mechanic called Levels, which placed a rating on each team. "We've empowered you with new Ratings to gauge your Team's contributions.", she said. "Each and every one of you is a Credit to the League."

She also announced that she would be going on break, leaving all management of ongoing ILB operations to the Food and Beverage Director, also known as The Monitor.

Over the course the rest of the season, the Levels for teams rose from a low 2D rating up to a Low-A rating. Once a team reaches Low-A, a small blinking red dot appears next to the team. This seems to make the team susceptible to attacks from The Consumers, displayed as a shark inside the game log text box. The first Consumer attack took place on Season 14, Day 96, when Nicholas Mora of the Hades Tigers was attacked. They lost 2.7 in the attack.

Ongoing Decrees

• Eat The Rich (Season 3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
• Enhanced Party Time (Season 6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
• Wild Cards (Season 8): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
• Based Evolution (Season 12): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
• Free Wills (Season 13): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.

Standings

Wild League	Wins	Record	Mild League	Wins	Record
Wild High			Mild High
Hades Tigers 🐅*	61	61-38	Philly Pies 🥧*	57	57-42
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗	50	50-49	San Francisco Lovers 💋*	56	56-43
Tokyo Lift 🏋️‍†	49	49-50	Dallas Steaks 🥩	52	52-47
Chicago Firefighters 🔥	46	46-53	New York Millennials 📱	49	49-50
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐	43	43-56	Core Mechanics 🛠️	41	40-59
Atlantis Georgias 🔱	30	33-66	Seattle Garages 🎸	39	41-58
Wild Low			Mild Low
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮*	61	61-38	Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️*	69	68-31
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞*	56	56-43	Yellowstone Magic ✨*	65	63-36
Boston Flowers 🌹*	50	50-49	Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬	52	52-47
Houston Spies 🕵️	49	49-50	Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️	45	45-54
Ohio Worms 🐌	46	46-53	Baltimore Crabs 🦀†	37	38-61
Miami Dale 🚤	46	46-53	Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟	36	37-62

* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Wild Card recipients.

Divine Favor

Ties:	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24
Team:	🕵️	🍬	🐅	🛠️	🦀	🐌	👟	💋	🏋️‍	🚤	🌞	🌹	🌮	🥩	🗣️	🔥	🥧	✨	🏝️	👐	🍗	🎸	📱	🔱

Postseason

Four teams from each league advance to the post season: the winners of each division, and the next two best teams by win-loss record. As of Season 5, teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. As of Season 9, a fifth team is chosen at random as a Wild Card. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series.

	Wild Card Games					Division Series					Championship Series					Internet Series
						1	Canada Moist Talkers	3
	4	San Francisco Lovers	0			5	Baltimore Crabs	0
											1	Canada Moist Talkers	3
	5	Baltimore Crabs	2			Mild League
											2	Yellowstone Magic	2
						2	Yellowstone Magic	3
						3	Philly Pies	1
																ML	Canada Moist Talkers	3
																WL	LA Unlimited Tacos	0
						1	Hades Tigers	3
	4	Boston Flowers	1			5	Tokyo Lift	2
											1	Hades Tigers	1
	5	Tokyo Lift	2			Wild League
											2	LA Unlimited Tacos	3
						2	LA Unlimited Tacos	3
						3	Hellmouth Sunbeams	0

Election Ballot

Decrees

The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon	Name	Effect
	Meal Plan	All Fans will gain temporary 2 new Snack Slots every Earlsiesta and gain 2 temporary new Snack slots every Latesiesta. 4 extra Slot and the Snacks will be washed away after each Election.
	Pot Luck	All Fans gain 3 Snack Solts permanently. Every season, 3 random Snacks in the Concessions will be selected to be Spoiled, earning extremely low payouts, with a small chance of a Gourmet jackpot.
	All You Can Eat	Fans will be able to freely buy and sell Snack Slots at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.

Wills

Each team is allowed to execute two wills per season.

Name	Effect
Plunder	Steal a Player from the Idols board. Send a random Player from your Team back.
Exchange	Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team.
Foreshadow	Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster.
Infuse	Boost a Player on your Team by 15% to 30%.
Trust	Receive a mystery Benefit for one of your Teams' Players.
Alternate	Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team.
Revoke	Revoke a Player from your roster.
Enrich	Pick a modification for your Team next season.

Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name	Effect
Jam-Packed	Your Team will pay out double to all Fans when they trigger the Black Hole
Glazed	Your Team will pay out double to all Fans when they trigger Sun 2.
Buttered Up	Your Team will pay out double for Popcorn.
Over Salted	Your Team will pay out double for Stale Popcorn.
Solo Stroll	The worst Player on your Team will draw a walk on 3 Balls instead of 4.
Min-Maxing	Every Team in your division gets one Minimalist and one Maximalist.
Targeted Evolution	A random pitcher and a random hitter on your Team will Advance.
The Nut Button	Your Team is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
Non-Dominant Arm	Maybe try throwing with the other one? Your Team's pitching changes anywhere from -5% to +15%
Precognition	Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your Team by 20%.
Headliners	Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry.
Soul Swap	They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your Team's 5 worst players.

Election Results

Tidings

• The Investigation is Underway.
  • The Meadow is now a Crime Scene.
    • +  Crime SceneWhen a Hard-Boiled Player plays at a Crime Scene, they'll Investigate.
  • The Choux is now a Crime Scene.
    • +  Crime Scene

Decrees

• All You Can Eat passed with 560,766 votes, 48% of all Decree Votes
  • THE FEAST BECKONS
    MOUTHS CIRCLE
    A FEEDING FRENZY

Wills

• Infuse
  
  • The Moist Talkers vote to infuse Lucien Patchwork.
  • Lucien Patchwork is Infused. Combined 6.0 → 11.1
  • Infuse - 41% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 13% of Moist Talkers Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
• Revoke
  
  • The Moist Talkers revoke Bright Zimmerman.
  • Bright Zimmerman is now Roamin'.
    • +  Roamin'This Player has a chance to Roam at the end of each Season.
  • Bright Zimmerman wandered to a new team.
    • 🗣️ - Bright Zimmerman, Rotation
    • 👟 + Bright Zimmerman, Rotation
  • Revoke - 38% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Moist Talkers Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Magic chose to bring Wyatt Glover forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Washer Barajas.
  • The Magic made a roster move.
    • Wyatt Glover -> Lineup
    • Washer Barajas -> Shadows
  • Washer Barajas entered the Shadows. Combined 5.6 → 6.6
  • Foreshadow - 8% of all Magic Will Votes
    This Filing - 4% of Magic Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
• Trust
  
  • The Magic choose Chorby Short to receive a trust.
  • The Homebody mod is entrusted to Chorby Short.
    • +  HomebodyThis player will Overperform when playing in their home Ballpark and Underperform otherwise.
  • Trust - 32% of all Magic Will Votes
    This Filing - 32% of Magic Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 10% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Tigers targeted Gabriel Griffith for an exchange, opting to send back NaN.
  • The Lovers and Tigers made a trade.
    • 💋 - Gabriel Griffith + NaN
    • 🐅 - NaN + Gabriel Griffith
  • Exchange - 38% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 78% of Tigers Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Tigers vote to infuse Mummy Melcon.
  • Mummy Melcon is Infused. Combined 9.6 → 14.9
  • Infuse - 46% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 85% of Tigers Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 39% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Tacos vote to infuse Yummy Elliott.
  • Yummy Elliott is Infused. Combined 11.5 → 16.5
  • Infuse - 51% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 84% of Tacos Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 43% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Tacos chose to bring Vito Kravitz forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Sexton Wheerer.
  • The Tacos made a roster move.
    • Vito Kravitz -> Rotation
    • Sexton Wheerer -> Shadows
  • Sexton Wheerer entered the Shadows. Combined 16.9 → 17.5
  • Foreshadow - 35% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Tacos Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Pies vote to infuse Beasley Day.
  • Beasley Day is Infused. Combined 8.3 → 12.7
  • Infuse - 48% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Pies Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 46% chance of happening.
• Plunder
  
  • The Pies voted to target Jessica Telephone for the plunder.
  • The Breath Mints and Pies made a trade.
    • 🍬 - Jessica Telephone + Jode Preston
    • 🥧 - Jode Preston + Jessica Telephone
  • Plunder - 2% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 52% of Pies Plunder Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Lovers vote to infuse King Roland.
  • King Roland is Infused. Combined 9.2 → 14.8
  • Infuse - 46% of all Lovers Will Votes
    This Filing - 57% of Lovers Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 26% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Lovers chose to bring Percival Wheeler forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Helga Burton.
  • The Lovers made a roster move.
    • Percival Wheeler -> Lineup
    • Helga Burton -> Shadows
  • Helga Burton entered the Shadows. Combined 9.3 → 10.0
  • Foreshadow - 39% of all Lovers Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Lovers Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Sunbeams chose to bring Eugenia Bickle forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Sigmund Castillo.
  • The Sunbeams made a roster move.
    • Eugenia Bickle -> Lineup
    • Sigmund Castillo -> Shadows
  • Sigmund Castillo entered the Shadows. Combined 12.6 → 13.3
  • Foreshadow - 25% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
    This Filing - 93% of Sunbeams Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 23% chance of happening.
• Trust
  
  • The Sunbeams choose Nagomi Nava to receive a trust.
  • The Homebody mod is entrusted to Nagomi Nava.
    • +  Homebody
  • Trust - 8% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
    This Filing - 23% of Sunbeams Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Breath Mints chose to bring Kina Larsen forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with --e- --varado.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • Kina Larsen -> Lineup
    • --e- --varado -> Shadows
  • --e- --varado entered the Shadows. Combined 7.3 → 7.9
  • Editor's Note: --e- --varado is the Scattered name of Grey Alvarado at the time of this election
  • Foreshadow - 39% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 69% of Breath Mints Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Breath Mints vote to infuse Hewitt Best.
  • Hewitt Best is Infused. Combined 16.4 → 20.7
  • Infuse - 47% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 88% of Breath Mints Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 41% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Steaks chose to bring Sam Scandal forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Kit Adamses.
  • The Steaks made a roster move.
    • Sam Scandal -> Rotation
    • Kit Adamses -> Shadows
  • Kit Adamses entered the Shadows. Combined 10.2 → 11.2
  • Foreshadow - 62% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Steaks Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 59% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Steaks vote to infuse Ronan Jaylee.
  • Ronan Jaylee is Infused. Combined 15.8 → 20.2
  • Infuse - 26% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 90% of Steaks Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Flowers targeted Schneider Bendie for an exchange, opting to send back Glabe Moon.
  • The Millennials and Flowers made a trade.
    • 📱 - Schneider Bendie + Glabe Moon
    • 🌹 - Glabe Moon + Schneider Bendie
  • Exchange - 3% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 0% of Flowers Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Flowers chose to bring Castillo Turner forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Owen Picklestein.
  • The Flowers made a roster move.
    • Castillo Turner -> Rotation
    • Owen Picklestein -> Shadows
  • Owen Picklestein entered the Shadows. Combined 6.0 → 7.0
  • Foreshadow - 49% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Flowers Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Wild Wings vote to infuse Brock Watson.
  • Brock Watson is Infused. Combined 9.6 → 14.9
  • Infuse - 45% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 13% of Wild Wings Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Wild Wings targeted Joshua Watson for an exchange, opting to send back Eizabeth Guerra.
  • The Breath Mints and Wild Wings made a trade.
    • 🍬 - Joshua Watson + Eizabeth Guerra
    • 🍗 - Eizabeth Guerra + Joshua Watson
  • Exchange - 37% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 79% of Wild Wings Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Spies chose to bring Becker Solis forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Karato Bean.
  • The Spies made a roster move.
    • Becker Solis -> Rotation
    • Karato Bean -> Shadows
  • Karato Bean entered the Shadows. Combined 11.2 → 11.8
  • Foreshadow - 36% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 13% of Spies Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Spies targeted Fitzgerald Blackburn for an exchange, opting to send back Karato Bean.
  • The Lovers and Spies made a trade.
    • 💋 - Fitzgerald Blackburn + Karato Bean
    • 🕵️ - Karato Bean + Fitzgerald Blackburn
  • Fitzgerald Blackburn entered the Shadows. Combined 16.5 → 17.0
  • Exchange - 53% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 88% of Spies Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 47% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Lift chose to bring Cudi Di Batterino forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Val Hitherto.
  • The Lift made a roster move.
    • Cudi Di Batterino -> Rotation
    • Val Hitherto -> Shadows
  • Val Hitherto entered the Shadows. Combined 11.6 → 12.2
  • Foreshadow - 35% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Lift Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 33% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Lift vote to infuse Engine Eberhardt.
  • Engine Eberhardt is Infused. Combined 10.2 → 15.5
  • Infuse - 40% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 87% of Lift Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 35% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Millennials vote to infuse Hatfield Suzuki.
  • Hatfield Suzuki is Infused. Combined 13.2 → 17.1
  • Infuse - 47% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 79% of Millennials Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 37% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Millennials targeted Mullen Peterson for an exchange, opting to send back Mags Banananana.
  • The Wild Wings and Millennials made a trade.
    • 🍗 - Mullen Peterson + Mags Banananana
    • 📱 - Mags Banananana + Mullen Peterson
  • Exchange - 38% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 97% of Millennials Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 37% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Worms targeted -uis Aceved- for an exchange, opting to send back Enid Marlow.
  • The Crabs and Worms made a trade.
    • 🦀 - -uis Aceved- + Enid Marlow
    • 🐌 - Enid Marlow + -uis Aceved-
  • Editor's Note: -uis Aceved- is the Scattered name for Luis Acevedo at the time of this election.
  • Exchange - 9% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 27% of Worms Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Worms chose to bring Xandra Pancakes forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Persephone Splotter.
  • The Worms made a roster move.
    • Xandra Pancakes -> Rotation
    • Persephone Splotter -> Shadows
  • Persephone Splotter entered the Shadows. Combined 11.6 → 12.1
  • Foreshadow - 52% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 91% of Worms Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 47% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Dale targeted Logan Horseman for an exchange, opting to send back Baldwin Breadwinner.
  • The Crabs and Dale made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Logan Horseman + Baldwin Breadwinner
    • 🚤 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Logan Horseman
  • Exchange - 73% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 60% of Dale Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.
• Revoke
  
  • The Dale revoke Beck Whitney.
  • Beck Whitney is now Roamin'.
    • +  Roamin'
  • Beck Whitney wandered to a new team.
    • 🚤 - Beck Whitney, Lineup
    • 🏝️ + Beck Whitney, Lineup
  • Revoke - 3% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Dale Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Firefighters vote to infuse Swamuel Mora.
  • Swamuel Mora is Infused. Combined 10.8 → 14.6
  • Infuse - 33% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 5% of Firefighters Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Firefighters targeted Gabriel Griffith for an exchange, opting to send back Dunlap Figueroa.
  • The Tigers and Firefighters made a trade.
    • 🐅 - Gabriel Griffith + Dunlap Figueroa
    • 🔥 - Dunlap Figueroa + Gabriel Griffith
  • Exchange - 32% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 82% of Firefighters Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 26% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Fridays targeted Baldwin Breadwinner for an exchange, opting to send back Alyssa Harrell.
  • The Crabs and Fridays made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Alyssa Harrell
    • 🏝️ - Alyssa Harrell + Baldwin Breadwinner
  • Exchange - 20% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 68% of Fridays Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 14% chance of happening.
• Plunder
  
  • The Fridays voted to target Valentine Games for the plunder.
  • The Tacos and Fridays made a trade.
    • 🌮 - Valentine Games + Greer Gwi--in
    • 🏝️ - Greer Gwi--in + Valentine Games
  • Editor's Note: Greer Gwi--in is the Scattered name for Greer Gwiffin at the time of this election.
  • Plunder - 16% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 11% of Fridays Plunder Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Jazz Hands chose to bring Bauer Zimmerman forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Stephens Lightner.
  • The Jazz Hands made a roster move.
    • Bauer Zimmerman -> Lineup
    • Stephens Lightner -> Shadows
  • Stephens Lightner entered the Shadows. Combined 6.1 → 6.7
  • Foreshadow - 51% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Jazz Hands Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 51% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Jazz Hands vote to infuse Collins Melon.
  • Collins Melon is Infused. Combined 16.8 → 21.3
  • Infuse - 30% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 56% of Jazz Hands Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 17% chance of happening.
• Trust
  
  • The Mechanics choose Lady Matsuyama to receive a trust.
  • The Homebody mod is entrusted to Lady Matsuyama.
    • +  Homebody
  • Trust - 8% of all Mechanics Will Votes
    This Filing - 12% of Mechanics Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Mechanics vote to infuse Jolene Willowtree.
  • Jolene Willowtree is Infused. Combined 10.9 → 15.7
  • Infuse - 39% of all Mechanics Will Votes
    This Filing - 73% of Mechanics Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 29% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Garages vote to infuse Malik Destiny.
  • Malik Destiny is Infused. Combined 9.7 → 14.9
  • Infuse - 32% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 75% of Garages Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Garages chose to bring Oliver Loofah forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Summers Pony.
  • The Garages made a roster move.
    • Oliver Loofah -> Lineup
    • Summers Pony -> Shadows
  • Summers Pony entered the Shadows. Combined 11.9 → 12.5
  • Foreshadow - 32% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 70% of Garages Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 22% chance of happening.
• Plunder
  
  • The Garages voted to target Chorby Soul for the plunder.
  • FIRE AND SMOKE
    AN EGG
    HATCHING
    CHORBY SOUL RETURNS
    ARTURO HUERTA RETREATS TO SHADOWS
  • Chorby Soul exited the Hall of Flame
  • The Garages added a player and sent another to the shadows.
  • Arturo Huerta entered the Shadows. Combined 16.4 → 16.9
  • Chorby Soul gained the Returned mod.
    • +  ReturnedAt the end of each season, this Player has a chance of being called back to the Void.
      See also: Glossary
  • Chorby Soul gained the Debt mod.
    • +  DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt.
      This player can cause other players to start being Observed.
  • Plunder - 5% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 2% of Garages Plunder Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Crabs vote to infuse Tot Fox.
  • Tot Fox is Infused. Combined 13.5 → 18.3
  • Infuse - 31% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Crabs Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 28% chance of happening.
• Plunder
  
  • The Crabs voted to target York Silk for the plunder.
  • FIRE AND SMOKE
    AN EGG
    HATCHING
    YORK SILK RETURNS
    ENID MARLOW RETREATS TO SHADOWS
  • York Silk exited the Hall of Flame
  • The Crabs added a player and sent another to the shadows.
  • Enid Marlow entered the Shadows. Combined 16.2 → 16.8
  • York Silk gained the Returned mod.
    • +  Returned
  • York Silk gained the Debt mod.
    • +  Debt
  • Plunder - 4% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 22% of Crabs Plunder Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Crabs targeted Nagomi Mcdaniel for an exchange, opting to send back Parker Parra.
  • The Flowers and Crabs made a trade.
    • 🌹 - Nagomi Mcdaniel + Parker Parra
    • 🦀 - Parker Parra + Nagomi Mcdaniel
  • Exchange - 33% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 81% of Crabs Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Shoe Thieves chose to bring Blood Hamburger forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Simba Davis.
  • The Shoe Thieves made a roster move.
    • Blood Hamburger -> Rotation
    • Simba Davis -> Shadows
  • Simba Davis entered the Shadows. Combined 7.5 → 8.2
  • Foreshadow - 41% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Shoe Thieves Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 41% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Shoe Thieves vote to infuse Herring Winfield.
  • Herring Winfield is Infused. Combined 8.4 → 13.5
  • Infuse - 24% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 16% of Shoe Thieves Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Shoe Thieves targeted Jordan Hildebert for an exchange, opting to send back Bennett Bluesky.
  • The Spies and Shoe Thieves made a trade.
    • 🕵️ - Jordan Hildebert + Bennett Bluesky
    • 👟 - Bennett Bluesky + Jordan Hildebert
  • Exchange - 25% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 71% of Shoe Thieves Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 17% chance of happening.
• Infuse
  
  • The Georgias vote to infuse Yurts Buttercup.
  • Yurts Buttercup is Infused. Combined 10.8 → 15.7
  • Infuse - 25% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 8% of Georgias Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• Foreshadow
  
  • The Georgias chose to bring Mordecai Kingbird forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Gita Biscuits.
  • The Georgias made a roster move.
    • Mordecai Kingbird -> Lineup
    • Gita Biscuits -> Shadows
  • Gita Biscuits entered the Shadows. Combined 8.4 → 9.4
  • Foreshadow - 18% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 90% of Georgias Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 16% chance of happening.
• Exchange
  
  • The Georgias targeted Knight Triumphant for an exchange, opting to send back Gita Biscuits.
  • The Lovers and Georgias made a trade.
    • 💋 - Knight Triumphant + Gita Biscuits
    • 🔱 - Gita Biscuits + Knight Triumphant
  • Knight Triumphant entered the Shadows. Combined 18.6 → 19.1
  • Exchange - 28% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 10% of Georgias Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.

Blessings

• Headliners blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  
  • The Moist Talkers sorted their lineup by Idolatry.
  • The Moist Talkers had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Millennials with 45%
    121,210 votes were cast.
• Precognition blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  
  • Chorby Short's hitting was boosted. 3.4 → 4.3
  • Kurt Crueller's hitting was boosted. 1.8 → 3.0
  • Tiana Wheeler's hitting was boosted. 3.9 → 4.9
  • The Magic had 17% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    2,599,213 votes were cast.
• Non-Dominant Arms blessed the Hades Tigers.
  
  • The Tigers' pitching was boosted. 3.8 → 3.9
  • Mummy Melcon's pitching was boosted. 3.8 → 4.0
  • Hiroto Wilcox's pitching was boosted. 3.9 → 4.1
  • Dunlap Figueroa's pitching was boosted. 3.9 → 4.0
  • Famous Owens' pitching was boosted. 3.4 → 3.6
  • The Tigers had 29% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,132,203 votes were cast.
• Glazed blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  
  • The Tacos will now pay everyone double when they trigger Sun 2.
    • +  GlazedWhen this Team activates Sun 2, they'll earn double payouts for all Doughnut holders.
  • The Tacos had 12% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 58%
    21,027 votes were cast.
• Targeted Evolution blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  
  • Halexandrey Walton Evolved to Base 1
  • Wyatt Mason IV Evolved to Base 1
  • Wyatt Mason IV Evolved to Base 1: Combined 10.1 → 10.5
  • The Tacos had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 19%
    412,596 votes were cast.
• Buttered Up blessed the Tokyo Lift.
  
  • The Lift will now pay out double for the Popcorn Snack.
    • +  Buttered UpThis Team earns double payouts on Popcorn.
  • The Lift had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 10%
    69,767 votes were cast.
• Soul Swap blessed the Tokyo Lift.
  
  • Freemium Seraph's hitting was re-rolled. 1.9 → 1.6
  • Freemium Seraph's hitting was re-rolled. 1.6 → 2.5
  • Stijn Strongbody's hitting was re-rolled. 2.3 → 3.3
  • Freemium Seraph's hitting was re-rolled. 2.5 → 2.9
  • Elwin McGhee's hitting was re-rolled. 2.7 → 2.6
  • The Lift had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Garages with 32%
    251,147 votes were cast.
• Jam-Packed blessed the Ohio Worms.
  
  • The Worms will now pay everyone double when they trigger the Black Hole.
    • +  Jam-PackedWhen this Team triggers the Black Hole, they'll earn double payouts for all Wet Pretzel holders.
  • The Worms had 8% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 68%
    49,661 votes were cast.
• Solo Stroll blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  
  • Spears Taylor will henceforth be Walking in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the ParkThose with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball.
  • The Fridays had 1% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Wild Wings with 17%
    659,409 votes were cast.
• Over Salted blessed the Core Mechanics.
  
  • The Mechanics will now pay out double for the Stale Popcorn Snack.
    • +  Over SaltedThis Team earns double payouts on Stale Popcorn.
  • The Mechanics had 17% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Worms with 22%
    203,669 votes were cast.
• Min-Maxing blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • Thomas Drac-ena is a Maximalist.
    • +  MaximalistThis Player plays 250% better at Maximum Blaseball.
  • Nandy Fantastic is a Minimalist.
    • +  MinimalistThis Player plays 75% worse at Maximum Blaseball.
  • Kline Greenlemon is a Maximalist.
    • +  Maximalist
  • Sam Scandal is a Minimalist.
    • +  Minimalist
  • Kichiro Guerra is a Maximalist.
    • +  Maximalist
  • Parker Meng is a Minimalist.
    • +  Minimalist
  • Henry Marshallow is a Maximalist.
    • +  Maximalist
  • Beasley Day is a Minimalist.
    • +  Minimalist
  • Wyatt Mason X is a Maximalist.
    • +  Maximalist
  • Oliver Loofah is a Minimalist.
    • +  Minimalist
  • Gia Holbrook is a Maximalist.
    • +  Maximalist
  • Jasper Ji-Eun is a Minimalist.
    • +  Minimalist
  • Editor's Note: Thomas Drac-ena is the Scattered name for Thomas Dracaena during this election.
  • The Garages had 11% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Lift with 13%
    186,749 votes were cast.
• The Nut Button blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  
  • Wyatt Glover is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • Kurt Crueller is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • Francisco Preston is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • Bevan Wise is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • Bonk Jokes is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • Tiana Wheeler is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • Oscar Dollie is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • James Mora is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • Logan Rodriguez is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • Inky Rutledge is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
  • James Mora is Superyummy...
    • +  SuperyummyThis Player seriously loves peanuts.
      Superyummy players Overperform when playing in Peanut weather or in a ballpark with a Peanut Mister, and Underperform otherwise.
  • The Magic had NaN% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
  • Editor's Note: This blessing was added separately after the rest of the blessings and wills had been recorded. We assume that the NaN% Votes result is a product of this unusual application of Nut Button.

Other results

• The Georgias used their Free Will.
  • -  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
• The Garages used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Shoe Thieves used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Crabs used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will

• 
  pests
  wonderful
  is this my job
  only got so many hands here
  somebody better do something

Credits

Thank You for Playing

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Blaseball will be back with Season 15 on April 5th, 2021 at 8am PST.

Game Events

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 14 are listed below.

Day	Player	Replaced by	Team
22	Sebastian Woodman	Bennett Bluesky	Charleston Shoe Thieves
36	Son Scotch	Jomgy Rolsenthal	Houston Spies
87	York Silk	Lucien Patchwork	Canada Moist Talkers

Feedback Swaps

When any player is in a game during Feedback weather, there is a chance reality will "flicker in the feedback" and two players will permanently swap team membership. Known cases of this in Season 14 are listed below.

Day	Player A	Team A	Player B	Team B
67	Nathaniel Wilds	Ohio Worms	Rivers Rosa	Chicago Firefighters
79	Nathaniel Wilds	Chicago Firefighters	Dunlap Figueroa	Hades Tigers

Reverb Shuffles

When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known cases of this in Season 14 are listed below.

Day	Team	Type
63	Chicago Firefighters	Rotation

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