Logan Horseman
Logan Horseman was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Season β14 elections until being incinerated on Season β19, Day 7. Horseman also played for the Baltimore Crabs.
Official League Records
Horseman joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Coffee Cup, Horseman played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.
In the Season β12 Elections, Horseman's stats were increased by the Dale's Infuse will.
Horseman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner during the Season β13 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will.
Horseman was traded back to the Miami Dale in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner during the Season β14 elections via the Dale's Exchange Will.
During the Season β16 elections, Horseman's batting changed 5.5 → 6.5 and defense changed 4.2 → 3.9 as a result of the Dale's Transfuse will.
On Season β19, Day 7, Horseman was incinerated and replaced by Bobbin Moss.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Career
Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman was reliable at getting on base and part of a productive mid-order with Murray Pony and Hahn Fox during their seasons together. Horseman is a member-founder of the Party Animals intra-team group, and the only founder still with the Dale.
Personal Life
Horseman is a known Hlorse. Horseman is not related to famous actor BoJack Horseman. Little is known about Horseman's family and upbringing, although he says he is from Key West. He is saving his life’s story for his upcoming autobiography, From the Hlorse’s Mouth: Breaking Out of The Glass Menagerie.
Horseman has a brightly colored horn on his forehead, driving speculation that he is a unicorn. When asked about it, he will sigh and say that it’s a birthmark and that "no one can tame me, bro" and "everyone knows that unicorns aren’t real." His favorite party trick is opening beers by slamming them into the tip of his horn and then chugging them.
He can often be found at Pollo Tropical. He doesn't order, he just enjoys "the scene." He is easily recognized at the franchise and is on a first-name basis with many of the employees.
Horseman has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.
Time on the Baltimore Crabs
- Logan's time on the Crabs is subject to a great deal of speculation as no one has been able to get a straight answer out of him. So far this is what we've managed to dig up. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-69.853 out of its Rumor Registry...
A Reprieve in Baltimore
In season 13, Horseman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in place of Baldwin Breadwinner. After the death of teammate Raúl Leal, Horseman appreciated the opportunity to get some space from their shared abode, but never admitted that it was a motivation for the trade. While these titans of blaseball claimed they were having a "rebuilding year," horseman still stood out as their star hitter - and was one of the few on the team unaffected by their curses. He took in the Baltimore air (possibly too much, as this is also the origins of the reports of his bioluminescence), saw the sights of the city (where he was kicked out of a showing of Crabs), and heard the stories of the team that vanished for nearly a decade.
In the quiet between games one of his new teammates, Kennedy Loser, took a moment to discuss his feelings on the splort, saying that “You can’t control where things end up in this game. No one gets through this unchanged or unscathed. Just appreciate the time you have with them, and be ready to watch them go.” While he still had a lot to process from the last few seasons, Horseman returned home to Miami upon hearing the news regarding the resurrection of both Chorby Soul and York Silk, and the many trials awaiting the Mild Low division, and hoped that his once teammates would not be too scathed by what was to come.
Fan Works
Art by @CHURGALAX
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Art by @tywyso on Twitter
Art by @tywyso on Twitter
Art by @tywyso on Twitter
Art by @tywyso on Twitter
Art by @tywyso on Twitter
Art by @tywyso on Twitter
Art by @tywyso on Twitter
Logan Horseman Tlopps Card by Mito
Art of Logan Horseman by @Glassgoblin
Art by @corpserevivers
Logan Horseman with Raúl Leal in the Hall of Flame, by @dessxericas
Art by @_iznj
Four of Cups, by @birbteef
Logan Horseman by Eli Finch
A drawing of Logan Horseman as a My Little Pony by Odd Owl
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