Grey Alvarado

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Grey Alvarado was a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from Season β1 until Fall Ball.

Official League Record

Alvarado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 13, Alvarado swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

During the Season β3 elections, Alvarado had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the Summoning Circle blessing.

During the Season β10 election, Alvarado received the Repeating modification as a result of the Rogue Waves blessing.

On Season β14, Day 6, Alvarado swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.

On Season 14, Day 13, Alvarado’s allergy was cured by the Crabitat’s Peanut Mister.

During the Season β14 elections, Alvarado retreated to the Kansas City Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Kina Larsen as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.

Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.

Grey’s Anatomy

Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.


  • Mime time!
  • Mime crime! (when stealing)

Fan Works