Beta/Season 14
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Season 14 began on March 15, 2021. The regular season concluded on March 19, 2021 , followed by the postseason and 14th Internet Series on March 20, 2021. The Season 14 election took place on March 21, 2021. The Canada Moist Talkers defeated the LA Unlimited Tacos 3 wins to 0 to win their first Internet Series championship.
Regular Events
Earlsiesta
See the main article on this topic: Earlsiesta
Latesiesta
See the main article on this topic: Latesiesta
The Season 14 Latesiesta brought with it renovations for every team. Teams were offered the Renovation PsychoAcoustics, which when applied to a Ballpark, will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's modifications for the duration of the game. Additionally, any team that received PsychoAcoustics also received a new player, all called Wyatt Mason with Roman numerals distinguishing them, in an event known as The Second Wyatt Masoning.
MVP Voting
See the main article on this topic: Idols
Following the Day 99 games, Monitor introduced the MVPs for this season. Several MVPs from last season remained on the board, and their Ego+ modifications were replaced with Ego++. All new entrants to the board received Ego+. The MVPs were:
- Aldon Cashmoney
- York Silk
- Valentine Games
- Nagomi Mcdaniel
- Goodwin Morin
- Sexton Wheerer
- Uncle Plasma
- Liquid Friend
- Pitching Machine
Notable Events
Investigation into Friendo and Seeth
See the main article on this topic: The Investigation
After Season 13, Gods' Day, Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves and Brisket Friendo of the Kansas City Breath Mints disappeared from the Blaseball website and gained the Redacted modification. The Commissioner hired Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma as investigators to track down the missing players' whereabouts. On Day 99, Friend and Plasma's Feeds displayed that they "had a Hunch..." and during the Season 14 elections, The Meadow and Choux Stadium gained the Crime Scene modifications.
The Second Wyatt Masoning
See the main article on this topic: The Second Wyatt Masoning
At the Season 14 Latesiesta, thirteen new Wyatt Masons were pulled through the Rift and localized to the teams that built the PsychoAcoustics Ballpark renovation. All the Wyatt Masons had the Echo modification, the effects of which ultimately resulted in eleven of the thirteen Wyatt Masons becoming Static and disappearing from the League, along with Receiver Wyatt Quitter. At the end of Season 14, only two Wyatt Masons remained: Wyatt Mason IV on the LA Unlimited Tacos and Wyatt Mason X on the Seattle Garages.
Credit to the League
In the midst of the ongoing Flooding crisis, Boss delivered a message to Fans in which she suggested that "we ramp up efforts to stay afloat. We'll be honest That will require sacrifice. It's vital that we all do our part."
To that end, Boss introduced a new mechanic called Levels, which placed a rating on each team. "We've empowered you with new Ratings to gauge your Team's contributions.", she said. "Each and every one of you is a Credit to the League."
She also announced that she would be going on break, leaving all management of ongoing ILB operations to the Food and Beverage Director, also known as The Monitor.
Over the course the rest of the season, the Levels for teams rose from a low 2D rating up to a Low-A rating. Once a team reaches Low-A, a small blinking red dot appears next to the team. This seems to make the team susceptible to attacks from The Consumers, displayed as a shark inside the game log text box. The first Consumer attack took place on Season 14, Day 96, when Nicholas Mora of the Hades Tigers was attacked. They lost 2.7 in the attack.
Ongoing Decrees
- Eat The Rich (Season 3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
- Enhanced Party Time (Season 6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
- Wild Cards (Season 8): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
- Based Evolution (Season 12): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
- Free Wills (Season 13): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
Standings
Wild League | Wins | Record | Mild League | Wins | Record |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Wild High | Mild High | ||||
Hades Tigers 🐅* | 61 | 61-38 | Philly Pies 🥧* | 57 | 57-42 |
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗 | 50 | 50-49 | San Francisco Lovers 💋* | 56 | 56-43 |
Tokyo Lift 🏋️† | 49 | 49-50 | Dallas Steaks 🥩 | 52 | 52-47 |
Chicago Firefighters 🔥 | 46 | 46-53 | New York Millennials 📱 | 49 | 49-50 |
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐 | 43 | 43-56 | Core Mechanics 🛠️ | 41 | 40-59 |
Atlantis Georgias 🔱 | 30 | 33-66 | Seattle Garages 🎸 | 39 | 41-58 |
Wild Low | Mild Low | ||||
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮* | 61 | 61-38 | Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️* | 69 | 68-31 |
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞* | 56 | 56-43 | Yellowstone Magic ✨* | 65 | 63-36 |
Boston Flowers 🌹* | 50 | 50-49 | Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬 | 52 | 52-47 |
Houston Spies 🕵️ | 49 | 49-50 | Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️ | 45 | 45-54 |
Ohio Worms 🐌 | 46 | 46-53 | Baltimore Crabs 🦀† | 37 | 38-61 |
Miami Dale 🚤 | 46 | 46-53 | Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 | 36 | 37-62 |
* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Wild Card recipients.
Divine Favor
Ties: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
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Team: | 🕵️ | 🍬 | 🐅 | 🛠️ | 🦀 | 🐌 | 👟 | 💋 | 🏋️ | 🚤 | 🌞 | 🌹 | 🌮 | 🥩 | 🗣️ | 🔥 | 🥧 | ✨ | 🏝️ | 👐 | 🍗 | 🎸 | 📱 | 🔱 |
Postseason
Four teams from each league advance to the post season: the winners of each division, and the next two best teams by total wins. As of Season 5, teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. As of Season 9, a fifth team is chosen at random as a Wild Card. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series.
Wild Card Games | Division Series | Championship Series | Internet Series | |||||||||||||||
1 | Canada Moist Talkers | 3 | ||||||||||||||||
4 | San Francisco Lovers | 0 | 5 | Baltimore Crabs | 0 | |||||||||||||
1 | Canada Moist Talkers | 3 | ||||||||||||||||
5 | Baltimore Crabs | 2 | Mild League | |||||||||||||||
2 | Yellowstone Magic | 2 | ||||||||||||||||
2 | Yellowstone Magic | 3 | ||||||||||||||||
3 | Philly Pies | 1 | ||||||||||||||||
ML | Canada Moist Talkers | 3 | ||||||||||||||||
WL | LA Unlimited Tacos | 0 | ||||||||||||||||
1 | Hades Tigers | 3 | ||||||||||||||||
4 | Boston Flowers | 1 | 5 | Tokyo Lift | 2 | |||||||||||||
1 | Hades Tigers | 1 | ||||||||||||||||
5 | Tokyo Lift | 2 | Wild League | |||||||||||||||
2 | LA Unlimited Tacos | 3 | ||||||||||||||||
2 | LA Unlimited Tacos | 3 | ||||||||||||||||
3 | Hellmouth Sunbeams | 0 |
Election Ballot
Decrees
The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.
Icon | Name | Effect |
---|---|---|
Meal Plan | All Fans will gain temporary 2 new Snack Slots every Earlsiesta and gain 2 temporary new Snack slots every Latesiesta. 4 extra Slot and the Snacks will be washed away after each Election. | |
Pot Luck | All Fans gain 3 Snack Solts permanently. Every season, 3 random Snacks in the Concessions will be selected to be Spoiled, earning extremely low payouts, with a small chance of a Gourmet jackpot. | |
All You Can Eat | Fans will be able to freely buy and sell Snack Slots at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them. |
Wills
Each team is allowed to execute two wills per season.
Name | Effect |
---|---|
Plunder | Steal a Player from the Idols board. Send a random Player from your Team back. |
Exchange | Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team. |
Foreshadow | Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster. |
Infuse | Boost a Player on your Team by 15% to 30%. |
Trust | Receive a mystery Benefit for one of your Teams' Players. |
Alternate | Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team. |
Revoke | Revoke a Player from your roster. |
Enrich | Pick a modification for your Team next season. |
Blessings
Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
Name | Effect |
---|---|
Jam-Packed | Your Team will pay out double to all Fans when they trigger the Black Hole |
Glazed | Your Team will pay out double to all Fans when they trigger Sun 2. |
Buttered Up | Your Team will pay out double for Popcorn. |
Over Salted | Your Team will pay out double for Stale Popcorn. |
Solo Stroll | The worst Player on your Team will draw a walk on 3 Balls instead of 4. |
Min-Maxing | Every Team in your division gets one Minimalist and one Maximalist. |
Targeted Evolution | A random pitcher and a random hitter on your Team will Advance. |
The Nut Button | Your Team is no longer allergic to Peanuts. |
Non-Dominant Arm | Maybe try throwing with the other one? Your Team's pitching changes anywhere from -5% to +15% |
Precognition | Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your Team by 20%. |
Headliners | Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry. |
Soul Swap | They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your Team's 5 worst players. |
Election Results
Tidings
- The Investigation is Underway.
- The Meadow is now a Crime Scene.
- + Crime Scene
- The Choux is now a Crime Scene.
- + Crime Scene
- The Meadow is now a Crime Scene.
Decrees
- All You Can Eat passed with 560,766 votes, 48% of all Decree Votes
- THE FEAST BECKONS
MOUTHS CIRCLE
A FEEDING FRENZY
- THE FEAST BECKONS
Wills
- Infuse
- The Moist Talkers vote to infuse Lucien Patchwork.
- Lucien Patchwork is Infused. Combined 6.0 → 11.1
- Infuse - 41% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
This Filing - 13% of Moist Talkers Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
- Revoke
- The Moist Talkers revoke Bright Zimmerman.
- Bright Zimmerman is now Roamin'.
- + Roamin'
- Bright Zimmerman wandered to a new team.
- 🗣️ - Bright Zimmerman, Rotation
- 👟 + Bright Zimmerman, Rotation
- Revoke - 38% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
This Filing - 100% of Moist Talkers Revoke Votes
Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Magic chose to bring Wyatt Glover forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Washer Barajas.
- The Magic made a roster move.
- Wyatt Glover -> Lineup
- Washer Barajas -> Shadows
- Washer Barajas entered the Shadows. Combined 5.6 → 6.6
- Foreshadow - 8% of all Magic Will Votes
This Filing - 4% of Magic Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
- Trust
- The Magic choose Chorby Short to receive a trust.
- The Homebody mod is entrusted to Chorby Short.
- + Homebody
- Trust - 32% of all Magic Will Votes
This Filing - 32% of Magic Trust Votes
Final Odds - 10% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Tigers targeted Gabriel Griffith for an exchange, opting to send back NaN.
- The Lovers and Tigers made a trade.
- 💋 - Gabriel Griffith + NaN
- 🐅 - NaN + Gabriel Griffith
- Exchange - 38% of all Tigers Will Votes
This Filing - 78% of Tigers Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Tigers vote to infuse Mummy Melcon.
- Mummy Melcon is Infused. Combined 9.6 → 14.9
- Infuse - 46% of all Tigers Will Votes
This Filing - 85% of Tigers Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 39% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Tacos vote to infuse Yummy Elliott.
- Yummy Elliott is Infused. Combined 11.5 → 16.5
- Infuse - 51% of all Tacos Will Votes
This Filing - 84% of Tacos Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 43% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Tacos chose to bring Vito Kravitz forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Sexton Wheerer.
- The Tacos made a roster move.
- Vito Kravitz -> Rotation
- Sexton Wheerer -> Shadows
- Sexton Wheerer entered the Shadows. Combined 16.9 → 17.5
- Foreshadow - 35% of all Tacos Will Votes
This Filing - 89% of Tacos Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Pies vote to infuse Beasley Day.
- Beasley Day is Infused. Combined 8.3 → 12.7
- Infuse - 48% of all Pies Will Votes
This Filing - 96% of Pies Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 46% chance of happening.
- Plunder
- The Pies voted to target Jessica Telephone for the plunder.
- The Breath Mints and Pies made a trade.
- Plunder - 2% of all Pies Will Votes
This Filing - 52% of Pies Plunder Votes
Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Lovers vote to infuse King Roland.
- King Roland is Infused. Combined 9.2 → 14.8
- Infuse - 46% of all Lovers Will Votes
This Filing - 57% of Lovers Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 26% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Lovers chose to bring Percival Wheeler forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Helga Burton.
- The Lovers made a roster move.
- Percival Wheeler -> Lineup
- Helga Burton -> Shadows
- Helga Burton entered the Shadows. Combined 9.3 → 10.0
- Foreshadow - 39% of all Lovers Will Votes
This Filing - 98% of Lovers Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Sunbeams chose to bring Eugenia Bickle forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Sigmund Castillo.
- The Sunbeams made a roster move.
- Eugenia Bickle -> Lineup
- Sigmund Castillo -> Shadows
- Sigmund Castillo entered the Shadows. Combined 12.6 → 13.3
- Foreshadow - 25% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
This Filing - 93% of Sunbeams Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 23% chance of happening.
- Trust
- The Sunbeams choose Nagomi Nava to receive a trust.
- The Homebody mod is entrusted to Nagomi Nava.
- + Homebody
- Trust - 8% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
This Filing - 23% of Sunbeams Trust Votes
Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Breath Mints chose to bring Kina Larsen forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with --e- --varado.
- The Breath Mints made a roster move.
- Kina Larsen -> Lineup
- --e- --varado -> Shadows
- --e- --varado entered the Shadows. Combined 7.3 → 7.9
- Editor's Note: --e- --varado is the Scattered name of Grey Alvarado at the time of this election
- Foreshadow - 39% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 69% of Breath Mints Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Breath Mints vote to infuse Hewitt Best.
- Hewitt Best is Infused. Combined 16.4 → 20.7
- Infuse - 47% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 88% of Breath Mints Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 41% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Steaks chose to bring Sam Scandal forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Kit Adamses.
- The Steaks made a roster move.
- Sam Scandal -> Rotation
- Kit Adamses -> Shadows
- Kit Adamses entered the Shadows. Combined 10.2 → 11.2
- Foreshadow - 62% of all Steaks Will Votes
This Filing - 96% of Steaks Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 59% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Steaks vote to infuse Ronan Jaylee.
- Ronan Jaylee is Infused. Combined 15.8 → 20.2
- Infuse - 26% of all Steaks Will Votes
This Filing - 90% of Steaks Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Flowers targeted Schneider Bendie for an exchange, opting to send back Glabe Moon.
- The Millennials and Flowers made a trade.
- Exchange - 3% of all Flowers Will Votes
This Filing - 0% of Flowers Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Flowers chose to bring Castillo Turner forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Owen Picklestein.
- The Flowers made a roster move.
- Castillo Turner -> Rotation
- Owen Picklestein -> Shadows
- Owen Picklestein entered the Shadows. Combined 6.0 → 7.0
- Foreshadow - 49% of all Flowers Will Votes
This Filing - 89% of Flowers Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Wild Wings vote to infuse Brock Watson.
- Brock Watson is Infused. Combined 9.6 → 14.9
- Infuse - 45% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
This Filing - 13% of Wild Wings Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Wild Wings targeted Joshua Watson for an exchange, opting to send back Eizabeth Guerra.
- The Breath Mints and Wild Wings made a trade.
- Exchange - 37% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
This Filing - 79% of Wild Wings Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Spies chose to bring Becker Solis forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Karato Bean.
- The Spies made a roster move.
- Becker Solis -> Rotation
- Karato Bean -> Shadows
- Karato Bean entered the Shadows. Combined 11.2 → 11.8
- Foreshadow - 36% of all Spies Will Votes
This Filing - 13% of Spies Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Spies targeted Fitzgerald Blackburn for an exchange, opting to send back Karato Bean.
- The Lovers and Spies made a trade.
- Fitzgerald Blackburn entered the Shadows. Combined 16.5 → 17.0
- Exchange - 53% of all Spies Will Votes
This Filing - 88% of Spies Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 47% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Lift chose to bring Cudi Di Batterino forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Val Hitherto.
- The Lift made a roster move.
- Cudi Di Batterino -> Rotation
- Val Hitherto -> Shadows
- Val Hitherto entered the Shadows. Combined 11.6 → 12.2
- Foreshadow - 35% of all Lift Will Votes
This Filing - 94% of Lift Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 33% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Lift vote to infuse Engine Eberhardt.
- Engine Eberhardt is Infused. Combined 10.2 → 15.5
- Infuse - 40% of all Lift Will Votes
This Filing - 87% of Lift Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 35% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Millennials vote to infuse Hatfield Suzuki.
- Hatfield Suzuki is Infused. Combined 13.2 → 17.1
- Infuse - 47% of all Millennials Will Votes
This Filing - 79% of Millennials Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 37% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Millennials targeted Mullen Peterson for an exchange, opting to send back Mags Banananana.
- The Wild Wings and Millennials made a trade.
- Exchange - 38% of all Millennials Will Votes
This Filing - 97% of Millennials Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 37% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Worms targeted -uis Aceved- for an exchange, opting to send back Enid Marlow.
- The Crabs and Worms made a trade.
- 🦀 - -uis Aceved- + Enid Marlow
- 🐌 - Enid Marlow + -uis Aceved-
- Editor's Note: -uis Aceved- is the Scattered name for Luis Acevedo at the time of this election.
- Exchange - 9% of all Worms Will Votes
This Filing - 27% of Worms Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Worms chose to bring Xandra Pancakes forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Persephone Splotter.
- The Worms made a roster move.
- Xandra Pancakes -> Rotation
- Persephone Splotter -> Shadows
- Persephone Splotter entered the Shadows. Combined 11.6 → 12.1
- Foreshadow - 52% of all Worms Will Votes
This Filing - 91% of Worms Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 47% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Dale targeted Logan Horseman for an exchange, opting to send back Baldwin Breadwinner.
- The Crabs and Dale made a trade.
- Exchange - 73% of all Dale Will Votes
This Filing - 60% of Dale Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.
- Revoke
- The Dale revoke Beck Whitney.
- Beck Whitney is now Roamin'.
- + Roamin'
- Beck Whitney wandered to a new team.
- 🚤 - Beck Whitney, Lineup
- 🏝️ + Beck Whitney, Lineup
- Revoke - 3% of all Dale Will Votes
This Filing - 96% of Dale Revoke Votes
Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Firefighters vote to infuse Swamuel Mora.
- Swamuel Mora is Infused. Combined 10.8 → 14.6
- Infuse - 33% of all Firefighters Will Votes
This Filing - 5% of Firefighters Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Firefighters targeted Gabriel Griffith for an exchange, opting to send back Dunlap Figueroa.
- The Tigers and Firefighters made a trade.
- Exchange - 32% of all Firefighters Will Votes
This Filing - 82% of Firefighters Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 26% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Fridays targeted Baldwin Breadwinner for an exchange, opting to send back Alyssa Harrell.
- The Crabs and Fridays made a trade.
- Exchange - 20% of all Fridays Will Votes
This Filing - 68% of Fridays Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 14% chance of happening.
- Plunder
- The Fridays voted to target Valentine Games for the plunder.
- The Tacos and Fridays made a trade.
- Editor's Note: Greer Gwi--in is the Scattered name for Greer Gwiffin at the time of this election.
- Plunder - 16% of all Fridays Will Votes
This Filing - 11% of Fridays Plunder Votes
Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Jazz Hands chose to bring Bauer Zimmerman forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Stephens Lightner.
- The Jazz Hands made a roster move.
- Bauer Zimmerman -> Lineup
- Stephens Lightner -> Shadows
- Stephens Lightner entered the Shadows. Combined 6.1 → 6.7
- Foreshadow - 51% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
This Filing - 99% of Jazz Hands Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 51% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Jazz Hands vote to infuse Collins Melon.
- Collins Melon is Infused. Combined 16.8 → 21.3
- Infuse - 30% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
This Filing - 56% of Jazz Hands Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 17% chance of happening.
- Trust
- The Mechanics choose Lady Matsuyama to receive a trust.
- The Homebody mod is entrusted to Lady Matsuyama.
- + Homebody
- Trust - 8% of all Mechanics Will Votes
This Filing - 12% of Mechanics Trust Votes
Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Mechanics vote to infuse Jolene Willowtree.
- Jolene Willowtree is Infused. Combined 10.9 → 15.7
- Infuse - 39% of all Mechanics Will Votes
This Filing - 73% of Mechanics Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 29% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Garages vote to infuse Malik Destiny.
- Malik Destiny is Infused. Combined 9.7 → 14.9
- Infuse - 32% of all Garages Will Votes
This Filing - 75% of Garages Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Garages chose to bring Oliver Loofah forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Summers Pony.
- The Garages made a roster move.
- Oliver Loofah -> Lineup
- Summers Pony -> Shadows
- Summers Pony entered the Shadows. Combined 11.9 → 12.5
- Foreshadow - 32% of all Garages Will Votes
This Filing - 70% of Garages Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 22% chance of happening.
- Plunder
- The Garages voted to target Chorby Soul for the plunder.
- FIRE AND SMOKE
AN EGG
HATCHING
CHORBY SOUL RETURNS
ARTURO HUERTA RETREATS TO SHADOWS - Chorby Soul exited the Hall of Flame
- The Garages added a player and sent another to the shadows.
- Arturo Huerta entered the Shadows. Combined 16.4 → 16.9
- Chorby Soul gained the Returned mod.
- + Returned
- Chorby Soul gained the Debt mod.
- + Debt
- Plunder - 5% of all Garages Will Votes
This Filing - 2% of Garages Plunder Votes
Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Crabs vote to infuse Tot Fox.
- Tot Fox is Infused. Combined 13.5 → 18.3
- Infuse - 31% of all Crabs Will Votes
This Filing - 89% of Crabs Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 28% chance of happening.
- Plunder
- The Crabs voted to target York Silk for the plunder.
- FIRE AND SMOKE
AN EGG
HATCHING
YORK SILK RETURNS
ENID MARLOW RETREATS TO SHADOWS - York Silk exited the Hall of Flame
- The Crabs added a player and sent another to the shadows.
- Enid Marlow entered the Shadows. Combined 16.2 → 16.8
- York Silk gained the Returned mod.
- + Returned
- York Silk gained the Debt mod.
- + Debt
- Plunder - 4% of all Crabs Will Votes
This Filing - 22% of Crabs Plunder Votes
Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Crabs targeted Nagomi Mcdaniel for an exchange, opting to send back Parker Parra.
- The Flowers and Crabs made a trade.
- Exchange - 33% of all Crabs Will Votes
This Filing - 81% of Crabs Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Shoe Thieves chose to bring Blood Hamburger forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Simba Davis.
- The Shoe Thieves made a roster move.
- Blood Hamburger -> Rotation
- Simba Davis -> Shadows
- Simba Davis entered the Shadows. Combined 7.5 → 8.2
- Foreshadow - 41% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
This Filing - 99% of Shoe Thieves Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 41% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Shoe Thieves vote to infuse Herring Winfield.
- Herring Winfield is Infused. Combined 8.4 → 13.5
- Infuse - 24% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
This Filing - 16% of Shoe Thieves Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Shoe Thieves targeted Jordan Hildebert for an exchange, opting to send back Bennett Bluesky.
- The Spies and Shoe Thieves made a trade.
- Exchange - 25% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
This Filing - 71% of Shoe Thieves Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 17% chance of happening.
- Infuse
- The Georgias vote to infuse Yurts Buttercup.
- Yurts Buttercup is Infused. Combined 10.8 → 15.7
- Infuse - 25% of all Georgias Will Votes
This Filing - 8% of Georgias Infuse Votes
Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
- Foreshadow
- The Georgias chose to bring Mordecai Kingbird forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Gita Biscuits.
- The Georgias made a roster move.
- Mordecai Kingbird -> Lineup
- Gita Biscuits -> Shadows
- Gita Biscuits entered the Shadows. Combined 8.4 → 9.4
- Foreshadow - 18% of all Georgias Will Votes
This Filing - 90% of Georgias Foreshadow Votes
Final Odds - 16% chance of happening.
- Exchange
- The Georgias targeted Knight Triumphant for an exchange, opting to send back Gita Biscuits.
- The Lovers and Georgias made a trade.
- Knight Triumphant entered the Shadows. Combined 18.6 → 19.1
- Exchange - 28% of all Georgias Will Votes
This Filing - 10% of Georgias Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
Blessings
- Headliners blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
- The Moist Talkers sorted their lineup by Idolatry.
- The Moist Talkers had 7% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Millennials with 45%
121,210 votes were cast.
- Precognition blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
- Chorby Short's hitting was boosted. 3.4 → 4.3
- Kurt Crueller's hitting was boosted. 1.8 → 3.0
- Tiana Wheeler's hitting was boosted. 3.9 → 4.9
- The Magic had 17% of the Votes
They were the highest bidders.
2,599,213 votes were cast.
- Non-Dominant Arms blessed the Hades Tigers.
- The Tigers' pitching was boosted. 3.8 → 3.9
- Mummy Melcon's pitching was boosted. 3.8 → 4.0
- Hiroto Wilcox's pitching was boosted. 3.9 → 4.1
- Dunlap Figueroa's pitching was boosted. 3.9 → 4.0
- Famous Owens' pitching was boosted. 3.4 → 3.6
- The Tigers had 29% of the Votes
They were the highest bidders.
1,132,203 votes were cast.
- Glazed blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
- The Tacos will now pay everyone double when they trigger Sun 2.
- + Glazed
- The Tacos had 12% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 58%
21,027 votes were cast.
- The Tacos will now pay everyone double when they trigger Sun 2.
- Targeted Evolution blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
- Halexandrey Walton Evolved to Base 1
- Wyatt Mason IV Evolved to Base 1
- Wyatt Mason IV Evolved to Base 1: Combined 10.1 → 10.5
- The Tacos had 3% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 19%
412,596 votes were cast.
- Buttered Up blessed the Tokyo Lift.
- The Lift will now pay out double for the Popcorn Snack.
- + Buttered Up
- The Lift had 4% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 10%
69,767 votes were cast.
- The Lift will now pay out double for the Popcorn Snack.
- Soul Swap blessed the Tokyo Lift.
- Freemium Seraph's hitting was re-rolled. 1.9 → 1.6
- Freemium Seraph's hitting was re-rolled. 1.6 → 2.5
- Stijn Strongbody's hitting was re-rolled. 2.3 → 3.3
- Freemium Seraph's hitting was re-rolled. 2.5 → 2.9
- Elwin McGhee's hitting was re-rolled. 2.7 → 2.6
- The Lift had 3% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Garages with 32%
251,147 votes were cast.
- Jam-Packed blessed the Ohio Worms.
- The Worms will now pay everyone double when they trigger the Black Hole.
- + Jam-Packed
- The Worms had 8% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 68%
49,661 votes were cast.
- The Worms will now pay everyone double when they trigger the Black Hole.
- Solo Stroll blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
- Spears Taylor will henceforth be Walking in the Park.
- + Walk in the Park
- The Fridays had 1% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Wild Wings with 17%
659,409 votes were cast.
- Spears Taylor will henceforth be Walking in the Park.
- Over Salted blessed the Core Mechanics.
- The Mechanics will now pay out double for the Stale Popcorn Snack.
- + Over Salted
- The Mechanics had 17% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Worms with 22%
203,669 votes were cast.
- The Mechanics will now pay out double for the Stale Popcorn Snack.
- Min-Maxing blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Thomas Drac-ena is a Maximalist.
- + Maximalist
- Nandy Fantastic is a Minimalist.
- + Minimalist
- Kline Greenlemon is a Maximalist.
- + Maximalist
- Sam Scandal is a Minimalist.
- + Minimalist
- Kichiro Guerra is a Maximalist.
- + Maximalist
- Parker Meng is a Minimalist.
- + Minimalist
- Henry Marshallow is a Maximalist.
- + Maximalist
- Beasley Day is a Minimalist.
- + Minimalist
- Wyatt Mason X is a Maximalist.
- + Maximalist
- Oliver Loofah is a Minimalist.
- + Minimalist
- Gia Holbrook is a Maximalist.
- + Maximalist
- Jasper Ji-Eun is a Minimalist.
- + Minimalist
- Editor's Note: Thomas Drac-ena is the Scattered name for Thomas Dracaena during this election.
- The Garages had 11% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Lift with 13%
186,749 votes were cast.
- Thomas Drac-ena is a Maximalist.
- The Nut Button blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
- Wyatt Glover is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- Kurt Crueller is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- Francisco Preston is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- Bevan Wise is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- Bonk Jokes is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- Tiana Wheeler is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- Oscar Dollie is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- James Mora is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- Logan Rodriguez is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- Inky Rutledge is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
- James Mora is Superyummy...
- + Superyummy
- The Magic had NaN% of the Votes
They were the highest bidders. - Editor's Note: This blessing was added separately after the rest of the blessings and wills had been recorded. We assume that the NaN% Votes result is a product of this unusual application of Nut Button.
Other results
- The Georgias used their Free Will.
- - Free Will
- The Garages used their Free Will.
- - Free Will
- The Shoe Thieves used their Free Will.
- - Free Will
- The Crabs used their Free Will.
- - Free Will
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Credits
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Blaseball will be back with Season 15 on April 5th, 2021 at 8am PST.Game Events
Incinerations
When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 14 are listed below.
Day | Player | Replaced by | Team |
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22 | Sebastian Woodman | Bennett Bluesky | Charleston Shoe Thieves |
36 | Son Scotch | Jomgy Rolsenthal | Houston Spies |
87 | York Silk | Lucien Patchwork | Canada Moist Talkers |
Feedback Swaps
When any player is in a game during Feedback weather, there is a chance reality will "flicker in the feedback"[1] and two players will permanently swap team membership. Known cases of this in Season 14 are listed below.
Day | Player A | Team A | Player B | Team B |
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67 | Nathaniel Wilds | Ohio Worms | Rivers Rosa | Chicago Firefighters |
79 | Nathaniel Wilds | Chicago Firefighters | Dunlap Figueroa | Hades Tigers |
Reverb Shuffles
When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known cases of this in Season 14 are listed below.
Day | Team | Type |
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63 | Chicago Firefighters | Rotation |
- ↑ Game Log. Blaseball.com.
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