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''This page is about the Blaseball team; for the band comprised of members of the Blaseball team, see [[The Garages]].''
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|team_slogan  ="Smells like Team Spirit."(former) <br/> "Park It!"
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|friends      =[[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Mike Townsend]]
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|rival        =[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], [[Houston Spies]], [[Theodore Cervantes]], [[Dark Seattle Corporates]]
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|arcana        =VIII Justice
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|social_media  =[https://twitter.com/TheSeaGarages @TheSeaGarages]
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|captain      =[[Theodore Duende]]
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|stadium      =[[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|The Big Garage]]
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The '''Seattle Garages''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic division of the [[Evil Conference]]. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since {{BetaSeason|1}}. The Garages have formerly played in the Chaotic division of the [[Evil League]] (Seasons 1-5) and the High Division of [[Mild League]] (Seasons 6-24).
  
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The '''Seattle Garages''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of [[Internet League|Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season 1]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>. They play their home games at [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility]], also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.
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==Roster==
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*[[Mindy Rahman]]
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*[[Deion Gamage]]
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*[[Hendricks Richardson]]
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*[[Sheev Shriffle]]
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*[[Susan Witherspoon]]
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*[[Josephine Aster]]
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*[[Henry Marshallow]]
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*[[Jesús Rodriguez]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[Jasper Destiny]] (Buried)}}
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*{{Spoiler|[[Rigby Friedrich]] (Buried)}}
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*{{Spoiler|[[Chandra Blortles]] (Buried)}}
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*{{Spoiler|[[Pedro Davids]] (Buried)}}
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*[[Rivers Clembons]]
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*[[Baby Triumphant]]
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*[[Timmy Vine]]
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*[[Brisket Friendo]]
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*[[Seren Moss]]
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|shadows=
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*[[Chambers Simmons]]
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Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] player cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Seattle_Garages_.F0.9F.8E.B8|here]].
  
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The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by [[The Garages|several names]] and comprised of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. Before each home game, they perform their self-penned team song "Smells Like Team Spirit" in lieu of "The Star-Spangled Banner", which according to team captain and frontman [[Theodore Duende]] "doesn't even slap". Pitcher [[Mike Townsend]] was kicked out of the group after what the other band members deemed "poor performance in both senses of the word", but remains on the Garages' roster due to legal complications.
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==Player History==
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<small>For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former Seattle Garages Players]].</small><br/>
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<small>For the Seattle Garages' roster as of {{BetaSeason|24}}, see [[Seattle Garages/Beta#Roster|the Beta Garages]]</small>
  
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The Garages play exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.
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{{:Seattle Garages/Player History Tables}}
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The bats used by the Garages are modified to have the appearance of electric guitars, though whether these bats can actually play any music other than harsh noise is debated by some Blaseball fans.
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==Season Results==
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<small>For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' [[List of Seattle Garages Seasons|Seasons Results Hub]].</small>
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They are also an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism anarcho-syndicalist collective].
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{{:Seattle Garages/Season Results Tables}}
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== History ==
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==Team Overview==
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{{Community Lore}}
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Seattle Garages/History]].</small>
  
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In [[Season 1]], the Garages finished fifth in the Chaotic Evil division. Following the opening of [[The Forbidden Book]], star pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was the first player in league history to be [[Incineration|incinerated]].
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The Garages play their home games at [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility]], also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.
  
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Despite competing for a playoff spot for most of [[Season 2]], the Garages finished with a 46-53 record, good for a tie for third place in their division. On Day 77, [[The Garage Opening]] occurred. The event has prompted some fans to use the phrase "the Garage Door is open to all fans", referencing both the event itself and "the liminal space between the excitement and disappointment that comes from being a fan of a Seattle splorts team".<sup>[citation needed]</sup>
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The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by [[The Garages|several names]] and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.
  
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The Garages kicked off [[Season 3]] with a 13-7 road victory against their heated rivals the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Despite the Sunbeams benefiting from a [[Season_3#Ongoing_Decrees|fourth strike]], [[Mike Townsend]] earned the victory, much to the shock and amusement of fans. Captain [[Theodore Duende]] want 4-for-5, while [[Allison Abbott]] and [[Avila Guzman]] each contributed home runs.
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They are also an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism anarcho-syndicalist collective].
  
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==Mascots==
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==Staff==
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===Coaches===
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The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.
  
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After failing to agree on a single mascot for the whole team due to alleged hotheadedness, the Garages have come to a "temporary" solution where each player has their own mascot who roots for them.
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===Mascots===
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<small>Main Page: [[United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers]].</small>
  
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[[Mike Townsend]]'s mascot is often ganged up on by the other 13 mascots, and has had to hire its own security detail.
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Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.
  
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The [[United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers]] were founded shortly before {{BetaSeason|2}}, and were declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages in a ceremony before their first home game.
  
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*Leif - The mascot of Mike Townsend which is a loaf of bread with googly eyes. He was not intended to be one of the Garages' mascots but the concept was repurposed from Townsend's Seattle Bread pitch which was struck down.
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===Commentary===
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* Annie Amp - a Vox AC30 amplifier with googly eyes. Avila Guzman's mascot.
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Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice.
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* Sheamus the Box of Small Press Comics - a short box of limited run small press comics with googly eyes. Allison Abbott's mascot.
 
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* Rolly Rower - an old rowing machine covered in dust, with googly eyes. Luis Acevedo's mascot.
 
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* Terry Tires - a tire with googly eyes. Oliver Mueller's mascot.
 
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*Wally Workbench - a workbench with googly eyes. Shaquille Torres' mascot.
 
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* Arthur - an artificial Christmas tree with googly eyes. Bennett Browning's mascot.
 
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*Fanny Flannel - a flannel jacket with googly eyes. Arturo Huerta's mascot.
 
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*Freezy - a second freezer with googly eyes. Malik Destiny's mascott.
 
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* Spencer the Semi-Sentient Superchunk Poster - a Superchunk tour poster with googly eyes (but not where you think)
 
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*Unnamed Ancient Sarcophagus - an ancient sarcophagus with googly eyes. Tot Clark's mascot.
 
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*Henry Hubcap - a hubcap with googly eyes.
 
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*Carrie T - a non-functioning CRT TV with googly eyes.
 
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*A.C. - an air conditioner with googly eyes.
 
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*Drew the Drawer - a drawer full of skateboard parts with googly eyes. The drawer has googly eyes, not the parts.
 
  
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==Fans==
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==Fan Culture==
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<small>For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see [[Seattle Garages/Fan Culture]].</small>
  
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The Garages have a die-hard fanbase known as the Band. Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7. An anonymous superfan who claimed to have lived in seat D20 for the last 93 years was quoted as saying, "They may not win the most games, but they definitely rock the most".
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The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.
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===Common Chants===
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==Chants==
 
  
 
*"PARK IT!"
 
*"PARK IT!"
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*"LET'S ROCK!"
 
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*"MONSTERA MASH!"
 
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*"DUENDE!" (excitedly)
 
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* "DERRICK!" (exasperatedly)
 
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*''"TOWNSEND!"'' (more exasperatedly)
 
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*"Please, Blaseball Gods, give us a good pitcher!" (repeated until the words no longer have meaning)
 
 
*"PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
 
*"PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
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*"THUMBS UP!"
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*''"TOWNSEND!"'' (exasperatedly, for pitcher [[Mike Townsend]])
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*''"TOWNSEND!"'' (slightly less exasperatedly)
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*"NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter [[Allison Abbott]])
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==Creative output==
 
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The group's early output was animal-themed. A representative song of this era is "About a Squirrel", which is about a squirrel.<ref>[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/album/about-a-squirrel About A Squirrel - Song by @ariskofrain and mucusqueen]</ref>
 
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Following [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]' incineration, the Garages recorded "Heart-Shaped Hotdog".<ref>[https://juneseptember.bandcamp.com/track/heart-shaped-hotdog-demo Heart Shaped Hotdog - A song by june september]</ref>
 
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The group recorded "Black Hole Sunbeam" to commemorate the absolute thrashing the Garages gave the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] on Season 2 Day 54.
 
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On 4 August 2020, the group released "Mike Townsend (Is a Disappointment)".<ref>[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/mike-townsend-is-a-disappointment "mike townsend (is a disappointment)" by Rain]</ref>
 
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===Zine ===
 
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[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY|''THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY'']] is the official zine of the Garages, edited by [[Allison Abbott]] and featuring contributions by various members of the organization.
 
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==Controversies==
 
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Following the opening of [[The Forbidden Book]] at the end of [[Season 1]], some<sup>[Who?]</sup> began speculating that the entire Garages team does not actually exist. Proponents of this theory claim that the Garages players and their fanbase are "delusional, hallucinating, enthralled by the restless spirits of Seattle, or perpetuating a hoax designed to attack the heart of the game of [[Blaseball]] itself". The most prominent supporters of this conspiracy have been the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
 
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Some fans and players speculate that Jaylen Hotdogfingers was actually murdered by [[The Sun|the Sun]] rather than incinerated by a rogue [[Umpire]], or that she is not actually dead.
 
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*[[Malik Destiny]]
 
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*[[Theodore Duende]]
 
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*[[Avila Guzman]]
 
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*[[Luis Acevedo]]
 
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*[[Shaquille Torres]]
 
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*[[Lang Richardson]]
 
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*[[Oliver Mueller]]
 
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*[[Allison Abbott]]
 
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*[[Greer Gwiffin]]
 
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*[[Mike Townsend]] (for legal reasons)
 
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*[[Tot Clark]]
 
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*[[Arturo Huerta]]
 
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*[[Ron Monstera]]
 
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*[[Derrick Krueger]]
 
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*[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]
 
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*[[Bennett Browning]]
 
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*[[Tiana Cash]]
 
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==Fan Art==
 
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See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art [[Seattle Garages/Fan Art|here]]. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.
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![[File:Abbott.png|center|thumb|259x259px|Allison Abbott with the NAIL BAT by @MLeeLunsford]]
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![[File:Nail Bat w- Allison Abbott.jpg|thumb|275x275px|Allison Abott at the Plate by @MLeeLunsford]]
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![[File:Tiana Ron and Mike.jpg|thumb|254x254px|Tiana Cash, Ron Monstera, and Mike Townsend of the Seattle Garages by @MLeeLunsford]]
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![[File:Garages bats.png|none|thumb|304x304px|The official bat of the Seattle Garages.]]
 
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![[File:AboutASquirrel.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Cover art for "About a Squirrel".]]
 
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![[File:GaragesLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]<br />
 
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[[Category:Teams]]
 
[[Category:Teams]]
 
[[Category:Chaotic Evil teams]]
 
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[[Category:Seattle Garages]]
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[[Category:Bands]]
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[[Category:Mild League teams]]
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[[Category:Mild High teams]]
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[[Category:Internet League Blaseball]]

Latest revision as of 20:12, 13 February 2023

The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season β1. The Garages have formerly played in the Chaotic division of the Evil League (Seasons 1-5) and the High Division of Mild League (Seasons 6-24).

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Seattle Garages Players.
For the Seattle Garages' roster as of Season β24, see the Beta Garages

Beta Player History

Date Removed Added Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.) and Shadows Recruitment
β01 00 Malik Destiny 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Theodore Duende 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Avila Guzman 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Luis Acevedo 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Shaquille Torres 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Lang Richardson 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Oliver Mueller 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Allison Abbott 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Bennett Browning 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Mike Townsend 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Tot Clark 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Arturo Huerta 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Ron Monstera 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🎸 Original Player
β01 EL Jaylen Hotdogfingers Derrick Krueger 🎸 Incineration Opening the Forbidden Book
β03 04 Bennett Browning Tiana Cash 🎸 Incineration
β03 47 Tiana Cash Greer Gwiffin 🎸 Incineration
β03 74 Shaquille Torres Cedric Spliff 🎸 Incineration
β03 80 Derrick Krueger Henry Marshallow 🎸 Incineration
β04 36 Avila Guzman Farrell Seagull 🚤 Feedback
β06 EL Mike Townsend Jaylen Hotdogfingers Blessing 🎸 Lottery Pick
β07 EL Luis Acevedo Oliver Notarobot 🦀 Blessing 🎸 Blind Date
β08 21 Lang Richardson Nolanestophia Patterson 🥧 Feedback
β08 42 Cedric Spliff Quack Enjoyable 🗣️ Feedback
β08 56 Allison Abbott Paula Mason 🥩 Feedback
β08 71 Paula Mason Paula Turnip 🐅 Feedback
β08 102 Farrell Seagull Summers Pony 🥧 Feedback
β08 EL Ron Monstera Durham Spaceman 🎸 Blessing 🎸 New Kid
β08 EL Lori Boston 🎸 Blessing 🎸 Promo Code
β08 EL Chorby Short Terrell Bradley ✨ Blessing ✨ Lottery Pick
β09 07 Jaylen Hotdogfingers Betsy Trombone 🥧 Feedback
β09 21 Henry Marshallow Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🥧 Feedback
β09 53 Jaylen Hotdogfingers Ortiz Morse 🗣️ Feedback
β10 EL Pitching Machine 🥜 Tiding Fell from THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS
β12 EL Greer Gwiffin Nagomi Mcdaniel 🏝️ Will 🎸 Plunder
β12 EL Nagomi Mcdaniel Alaynabella Hollywood 🌹 Will 🌹 Exchange
β12 EL Pitching Machine Mindy Kugel 🐌 Will 🐌 Exchange
β13 64 Mindy Kugel Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🛠️ Feedback
β13 EL Paula Turnip Carmelo Plums 🐅 Will 🐅 Exchange
β13 EL Goodwin Morin Lotus Mango 🏋️‍ Will 🏋️‍ Exchange
β13 EL Magi Ruiz 🎸 Blessing 🎸 Stow Away
β14 LS Wyatt Mason X 🎸 Psychoacoustics
β14 EL Arturo Huerta Chorby Soul Will 🎸 Plunder
β15 EL Chorby Soul Penelope Mathews 📱 Will 📱 Plunder
β15 EL Jaylen Hotdogfingers Conditional Yuniesky 👟 Will 👟 Plunder
β15 EL Jaylen Hotdogfingers 👟 Will 🎸 Move
β16 32 Oliver Loofah Howell Franklin 👟 Feedback
β16 EL Lenny Marijuana Hiroto Wilcox 🐅 Will 🐅 Equivalent Exchange
β16 EL Carmelo Plums York Silk 🗣️ Will 🎸 Plunder
β17 15 Jaylen Hotdogfingers Fitzgerald Wanderlust 👟 Feedback
β17 99 York Silk →  Vault 🏅 Preserved
β17 EL Hiroto Wilcox Lenny Marijuana 🐅 Will 🐅 Equivalent Exchange
β17 EL Howell Franklin Brisket Friendo 🌞 Will 🌞 Equivalent Exchange
β18 EL Quack Enjoyable Avila Guzman 🌞 Will 🎸 Equivalent Exchange
β19 91 Avila Guzman Aldon Cashmoney IV 🦀 Feedback
β19 104 Sparks Beans Lenjamin Zhuge 🎸 Incineration
β19 EL Aldon Cashmoney IV →  Vault 🏅 Dusted
β20 EL Terrell Bradley Oliver Loofah 👟 Will 🎸 Equivalent Exchange
β22 63 Kathy Mathews 🌹 Super Roamin' The Fifth Base
β22 LS Uncle Plasma VI 🏅 Gift Shop
β22 LS Liquid Friend VI 🏅 Gift Shop
β22 EL Fairwood Patchwork Michelle Sportsman 🦀 Will 🍬 Equivalent Exchange
β22 EL Lotus Mango →  Philly Pies 🥧 Blessing 🥧 Under Taker
β22 EL Liquid Friend VI →  Vault 🏅 Dusted
β22 EL Uncle Plasma VI →  Vault 🏅 Dusted
β23 117 Castillo Turner →  Rising Stars 💫 Drafted ILB Semi-Centennial
β23 117 James Nolan 💫 Cut Fell From Rising Stars
β23 117 Abner Pothos 💫 Cut Fell From Rising Stars
β23 117 Castillo Turner 💫 Cut Fell From Rising Stars
β24 06 Tot Clark Marion Shriffle 🎸 Incineration
β24 09 Castillo Turner →  Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️ Super Roamin' The Fifth Base
β24 18 Parker MacMillan 🥧 Super Roamin'
β24 20 Oliver Mueller 🎸 Redacted
β24 21 Mike Townsend 🎸 Redacted
β24 27 Parker MacMillan →  Philly Pies 🥧 Super Roamin'
β24 36 Parker MacMillan 🥧 Super Roamin'
β24 45 Parker MacMillan →  Hades Tigers 🐅 Super Roamin'
β24 81 Parker MacMillan 🌟 Super Roamin'
β24 90 Parker MacMillan →  Hades Tigers 🐅 Super Roamin'

NEW Player History

Date Removed Added Cause
FB 01 Henry Marshallow 🥧 Fall Ball
FB 02 Timmy Vine 📱 Fall Ball
FB 03 Chambers Simmons 🌹 Fall Ball
FB 04 Jesús Rodriguez 🥧 Fall Ball
FB 05 Baby Triumphant 🔥 Fall Ball
FB 06 Rivers Clembons 🚤 Fall Ball
FB 07 Brisket Friendo 🎸 Fall Ball
FB 08 Sheev Shriffle 🥧 Fall Ball
FB 09 Hendricks Richardson 🌮 Fall Ball
FB 10 Seren Moss 🌮 Fall Ball
01 01 Mindy Rahman 🎸 NEW Original Player
01 01 Deion Gamage 🎸 NEW Original Player
01 01 Susan Witherspoon 🎸 NEW Original Player
01 01 Josephine Aster 🎸 NEW Original Player
01 03 Jasper Destiny 🌹 Horizon (weather)
01 19 Rigby Friedrich 🔱 Horizon (weather)
01 67 Chandra Blortles 🌹 Horizon (weather)
02 34 Jenkins Ingram 💋 Can't Lose
02 35 Jenkins Ingram → San Francisco Lovers 💋 Can't Lose
02 36 Jenkins Ingram 💋 Can't Lose
02 37 Jenkins Ingram → Boston Flowers 🌹 Can't Lose
02 38 Jenkins Ingram 🌹 Can't Lose
02 42 Jenkins Ingram → Chicago Firefighters 🔥 Can't Lose
02 43 Jenkins Ingram 🔥 Can't Lose
02 44 Jenkins Ingram → Chicago Firefighters 🔥 Can't Lose
02 45 Jenkins Ingram 🔥 Can't Lose
02 48 Jenkins Ingram → Chicago Firefighters 🔥 Can't Lose
02 50 Chambers Simmons → Shadows 🎸 Knighted
02 54 Pedro Davids 🦀 Horizon (weather)

Season Results

For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' Seasons Results Hub.

The Discipline Era

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)
Season Wins Record Postseason Election Summary
β1 43 43-56 Entered Party Time on Day 91
β2 46 46-53 Entered Party Time on Day 93
3 48 48-51 Entered Party Time on Day 97
4 49 49-50 Entered Party Time on Day 96
5 52 52-47 Entered Party Time on Day 96
6 53 53-46 Seed: 4th

Division Series:
Won 3-0 vs. Pies
League Series:
Won 3-0 vs. Tigers
Internet Series:
Lost 0-3 vs. Crabs
7 55 55-44 Seed: 3rd

Division Series:
Won 3-2 vs. Shoe Thieves
League Series:
Lost 1-3 vs. Mild Wings

8 65 65-34 Seed: 1st

Division Series:
Lost 0-3 vs. Pies
9 60 60-39 Seed: 3rd

Division Series:
Won 3-2 vs. Pies
League Series:
Lost 1-3 vs. Shoe Thieves

10 47 47-52 Entered Party Time on Day 91
11 55 55-46 Seed: 3rd

Division Series:
Won 3-2 vs. Shoe Thieves
League Series:
Won 4-1 vs. Magic
Internet Series:
Lost 1-3 vs. Sunbeams
  • The Garages were assigned Arcana VIII Justice.

The Expansion Era

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12-24)
Season Wins Record Postseason Election Summary
12 53 53-46 Seed: 3rd

Division Series:
Won 3-1 vs. Fridays
League Series:
Won 3-1 vs. Shoe Thieves
Internet Series:
Lost 2-3 vs. Tigers
13 50 51-48 Entered Party Time on Day 89
14 39 41-58 Entered Party Time on Day 85
15 24 25-74 Entered Party Time on Day 74
16 34 35-64 Entered Party Time on Day 77
17 48 48-51 Entered Party Time on Day 91
18 32 34-65 Entered Party Time on Day 78
19 -36 36-63 Seed: 1st

Division Series:
Won 3-1 vs. Lovers
League Series:
Won 3-2 vs. Magic
Internet Series:
Lost 2-3 vs. Lift
20 26 37-62 Entered Party Time on Day 72

Underbracket
Seed: 1st
Division Series:
Won 3-1 vs. Shoe Thieves
League Series:
Lost 0-3 vs. Lovers

21 40 30-69 Entered Party Time on Day 91

Underbracket
Seed: 1st
Division Series:
Lost 1-4 vs. Moist Talkers
22 61 49-50 Entered Party Time on Day 93

Underbracket
Seed: 5th
Wild Card:
Lost 1-2 vs. Millenials
23 67 57-42 Seed: 2nd

Division Series:
Won 3-0 vs. Shoe Thieves
League Series:
Lost 3-4 vs. Moist Talkers
24 27 59-38 Party Time was Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole) on Day 64
  • The Seattle Garages went  Rogue at Latesiesta and Incinerated the Coin on Day 82.
  • The Seattle Garages were Nullified on Day 98
  • The Seattle Garages will Return.

The Coronation Era

The Coronation Era (NEW Seasons 1-?)
Season Wins Record Postseason Election Summary
N01 53 53-37 Seed: 4th

Division Series:
Lost 3-1 vs. Wild Wings
N02 43 43-47 Entered Party Time after Game 80
  • The Garages won no Blessings

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Seattle Garages/History.

The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.

The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.

They are also an anarcho-syndicalist collective.

Staff

Coaches

The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.

Mascots

Main Page: United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers.

Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.

The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers were founded shortly before Season β2, and were declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages in a ceremony before their first home game.

Commentary

Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Seattle Garages/Fan Culture.

The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.

Common Chants

  • "PARK IT!"
  • "PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
  • "TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
  • "NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)

Fan Art

See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.


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