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<small>For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' [[List of Seattle Garages Seasons|Seasons Results Hub]].</small>
<small>For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' [[List of Seattle Garages Seasons|Seasons Results Hub]].</small>
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[[Season 3#Blessings|'''Pretty Plz?''']] improved the Garages' Hitting by 3%.<br>
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[[Season 3#Blessings|'''Pseudo-Thumbs''']] improved the Garages' Pitching by 10%.<br>
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The [[Spies]]' [[Season 3#Blessings|'''Rigour Mortis''']] accidentally improved the Garages' Baserunning by 10%.
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 15|15]]
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|24
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|25-74
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 74''
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|Fans voted for [[Season 4#Decrees|'''Alternate Reality''']], calling alternates for [[Malik Destiny]] and [[Ron Monstera]].
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 16|16]]
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|34
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|35-64
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 77''
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|Fans voted for [[Season 5#Decrees|'''High Filter''']], sorting the Garages into [[Mild League|Mild High]].
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 17|17]]
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|48
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|48-51
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 91''
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|[[Season 6#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick''']] revived [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]], sending [[Mike Townsend]] to the Shadows.<br>
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[[Season 6#Blessings|'''Fireproof Jacket''']] was granted to [[Oliver Mueller]].
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 18|18]]
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|34-65
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 78''
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|[[Season 7#Blessings|'''Blind Date''']] stole [[Oliver Notarobot]] from the [[Crabs]], returning [[Luis Acevedo]].<br>
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The [[Firefighters]]' [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Hand-Me Downs''']] stole [[Oliver Mueller|Oliver Mueller's]] [[Season 6#Blessings|Fireproof Jacket]], granting it to [[Declan Suzanne]]<br>
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The [[Fridays]]' [[Season 7#Blessings|'''The Shame Bubble''']] gave the Garages {{ModifInline|Targeted Shame}}.
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 19|19]]
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|'''Seed:''' 3rd<br>
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'''Division Series:'''<br> Won 3-2 vs. [[Shoe Thieves]]<br>
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'''League Series:'''<br> Won 4-1 vs. [[Magic]]<br>
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'''Internet Series:'''<br> Lost 1-3 vs. [[Lift]]<br>
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|[[Season 8#Blessings|'''Forever Physical''']] made [[Ron Monstera]] {{ModifInline|Stable}}.<br>
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[[Season 8#Blessings|'''Promo Code''']] recruited new pitcher [[Lori Boston]].<br>
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The Garages received a {{ModifInline|Home Field Advantage}}'''.<br>
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[[Season 8#Blessings|'''New Kid''']] incinerated [[Ron Monstera]], replacing them with [[Durham Spaceman]].<br>
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The [[Magic|Magic's]] [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick''']] pulls [[Chorby Short]] from the Garages' Shadows, returning [[Terrell Bradley]].
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 20|20]]
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|26
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|37-62
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|'''Seed:''' 3rd<br>
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'''Division Series:'''<br> Won 3-2 vs. [[Pies]]<br>
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'''League Series:'''<br> Lost 1-3 vs. [[Shoe Thieves]]
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|Fans [[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast]] [[Birds]], [[Blooddrain]], and [[Solar Eclipse]] weathers, granting [[Betsy Trombone]] {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows}}, [[Ortiz Morse]] {{ModifInline|Siphon}}, and [[Malik Destiny]] {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}}.<br>
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[[Season 9#Blessings|'''Secret Weapon''']] maximized Garages' Shadows player [[Goodwin Morin]].<br>
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[[Season 9#Blessings|'''Out of Sight''']] replaced hitter [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] with Shadows player [[Mcdowell Karim]] and then replaced Karim with Shadows player [[Sparks Beans]] BUT ALSO, MAINLY brought [[Mike Townsend]] and [[Lenny Marijuana]] out of the shadows onto the Rotation, replacing [[Ortiz Morse]] and [[Lori Boston]].<br>
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[[Season 9#Blessings|'''Hot Sauce Bar''']] made [[Theodore Duende]] {{ModifInline|Spicy}}.<br>
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The [[Crabs]]' [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Fifth Base Bubble''']] gave the Garages {{ModifInline|Fifth Base}}.<br>
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The [[Flowers]]' [[Season 9#Blessings|'''The Shame Bubble''']] gave the Garages {{ModifInline|Targeted Shame}}.
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 21|21]]
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|26
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|37-62
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 91''
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|[[Pitching Machine]] fell to the Garages.<br>
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[[Season 10#Blessings|'''Dark Star''']] replaced [[Mike Townsend]] with Shadows player [[Goodwin Morin]].
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 22|22]]
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|49-50
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|'''Seed:''' 3rd<br>
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'''Division Series:'''<br> Won 3-2 vs. [[Shoe Thieves]]<br>
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'''League Series:'''<br> Won 4-1 vs. [[Magic]]<br>
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'''Internet Series:'''<br> Lost 1-3 vs. [[Sunbeams]]<br>
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|The Garages were assigned [[Arcana]] '''VIII Justice'''.
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 23|23]]
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|55-46
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|'''Seed:''' 3rd<br>
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'''Division Series:'''<br> Won 3-2 vs. [[Shoe Thieves]]<br>
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'''League Series:'''<br> Won 4-1 vs. [[Magic]]<br>
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'''Internet Series:'''<br> Lost 1-3 vs. [[Sunbeams]]<br>
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|The Garages were assigned [[Arcana]] '''VIII Justice'''.
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|[[Seattle Garages/Season 24|24]]
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|'''Seed:''' 3rd<br>
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'''Division Series:'''<br> Won 3-2 vs. [[Shoe Thieves]]<br>
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'''League Series:'''<br> Won 4-1 vs. [[Magic]]<br>
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'''Internet Series:'''<br> Lost 1-3 vs. [[Sunbeams]]<br>
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|The Garages were assigned [[Arcana]] '''VIII Justice'''.
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During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], the Garages received the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will, increasing the stats of [[Malik Destiny]]; the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''' will]], shadowing [[Summers Pony]] for [[Oliver Loofah]]; and the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will, reviving [[Chorby Soul]] and sending [[Arturo Huerta]] to the Shadows. They also received the [[Season 14#Blessings|'''Min-Max''']] blessing, making [[Wyatt Mason X]] a [[Modifications|Maximalist]] and [[Oliver Loofah]] a [[Modifications|Minimalist]], and doing the same for players on each other team in Mild High.
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During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], the Garages were affected by the [[New York Millennials]]' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will, trading away [[Chorby Soul]] for [[Penelope Mathews]], and the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will, trading away [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] for [[Conditional Yuniesky]] between the teams' [[Shadows]]. The Garages themselves received the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Reform''']] will, replacing [[Chorby Soul]]'s [[Modifications|Debt]] modification with [[Modifications|Unstable]]; the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Enrich''']] will, gaining the [[Modifications|Life of the Party]] modification for the following season; and the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Move''']] will, stealing back [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] to their rotation. They also received the [[Season 15#Blessings|'''Shadow Running Practice''']] blessing, boosting the Baserunning of all players in their [[Shadows]].
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During the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], the Garages were affected by the [[Hades Tigers]]' [[Season 16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading away [[Lenny Marijuana]] for [[Hiroto Wilcox]]. The Garages themselves received the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will, stealing [[York Silk]] from the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] in exchange for [[Carmelo Plums]]; the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, sending [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Mike Townsend]], and the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Move''']] will, moving Hollywood to their lineup. They also won the [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Bat Drop''']] blesssing, granting [[Quack Enjoyable]] a [[Items|Sharp Bat]], and the [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Shadow Pitching Practice''']] and [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Shadow Defense Practice''']] blessings, boosting the appropriate stats for all players in their [[Shadows]].
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During the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], the Garages were affected by the [[Hades Tigers]]' [[Season 17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading [[Hiroto Wilcox]] back again for [[Lenny Marijuana]], and the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]' [[Season 17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading away [[Howell Franklin]] for [[Brisket Friendo]]. The Garages themselves received the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Reform''']] will, replacing [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]'s {{ModLink|Fliickerrriiing}} modification with {{ModLink|Super Idol}}, and the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Move''']] will, moving [[Fitzgerald Wanderlust]]] to the [[Shadows]]. The Garages also won the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Jersey Drop''']] blessing, giving [[Theodore Duende]] a [[Items|Traveling Head Jersey]], and the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''In a Pinch''']] blessing, moving [[Arturo Huerta]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
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During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], the Garages received the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Theodore Duende]] to the [[Shadows]]; the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading [[Quack Enjoyable]] to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] for [[Avila Guzman]], and the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] will, rerolling [[Brisket Friendo]] and making them {{ModLink|Negative}}. The Garages also won the [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Shadow of the Bats''']] blessing, boosting the batting of all players in their Shadows, and the [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Class Act''']] blessing, granting them {{ModLink|Shame Donor}} for the next season.
Chorby Soul's DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt. This player can cause other players to start being Observed. was Reformed to UnstablePlayer:Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse..
Class Act granted the Garages Shame DonorWhen this Team shames their opponent, that opponent will begin their next game with Unruns. for the next season.
The Worms' Record Scratch granted Malik Destiny SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count..
The Fridays' Subtractor Avoidance granted Oliver Loofah SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs)..
The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.
Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.
The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers were founded shortly before Season 2, and were declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages in a ceremony before their first home game.
Commentary
Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice.
The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.
Common Chants
"PARK IT!"
"PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
"TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
"NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)
Fan Art
See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.
COMMUNITY REPORTS