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==Player History==
==Player History==
<small>For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former Seattle Garages Players]].</small>
<small>For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former Seattle Garages Players]].</small>
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<small>For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' [[List of Seattle Garages Seasons|Seasons Results Hub]].</small>
<small>For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' [[List of Seattle Garages Seasons|Seasons Results Hub]].</small>
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!Season
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!Record
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!Win %
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!Place in Division
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!Season Notes
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|1
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|43-56
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|.434
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|5th
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|[[The Forbidden Book]] was opened after this season, resulting in the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers
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|2
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|46-53
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|.464
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|4th
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|3
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|48-51
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|.485
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|4th
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|4
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|49-50
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|.495
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|3rd
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|5
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|52-47
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|.525
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|3rd
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|6
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|53-46
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|.535
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|3rd
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|In the Seattle Garages' first playoff appearance, the team swept the Philly Pies and the Hades Tigers before being swept in the Internet Series by the Baltimore Crabs.
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|7
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|55-44
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|.556
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|2nd
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|Beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves, then lost to the Mexico City Mild Wings 1-3 in the Mild League Championship Series.
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|8
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|65-34
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|.657
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|1st
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|Swept by the Philly Pies in the Mild League Divisional Series.
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|9
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|60-39
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|.606
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|1st
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|Beat the Philly Pies, then lost to the Charleston Shoe Thieves 1-3 in the Mild League Championship Series.
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|10
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|47-52
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|.475
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|3rd
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|11
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|55-46
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|.545
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|1st
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|Beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves and Yellowstone Magic, before losing to the Hellmouth Sunbeams 1-3 in the Internet Series.
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<sub><nowiki>*</nowiki>Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.</sub>
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In the[[Season 6#Election Results | Season 6 Elections]], the Garages won the [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Lottery Pick''']] and [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Fireproof Jacket''']] blessings. Lottery Pick brought back deceased star [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]], and sent [[Mike Townsend]] to The Shadows. Fireproof Jacket targeted [[Oliver Mueller]].
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In the [[Season 7#Election Results|Season 7 Elections]], the Garages won the [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Blind Date''']] blessing, trading [[Luis Acevedo]] to the Baltimore Crabs for [[Oliver Notarobot]].
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In the [[Season 8#Election Results|Season 8 Elections]], the Garages won the [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Forever Physical''']], [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Promo Code''']], [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Home Field Advantage''']], and [[Season 8#Blessings|'''New Kid''']] blessings. [[Ron Monstera]] was the target of Forever Physical and New Kid, the latter of which replaced them with [[Durham Spaceman]]. Promo Code recruited new pitcher [[Lori Boston]].
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In the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 Elections]], the Garages won the [[Season 9#Blessings|'''Secret Weapon''']], [[Season 9#Blessings|'''Out of Sight''']], and [[Season 9#Blessings|'''Hot Sauce Bar''']] blessings. They were subjected to the Fifth Base and Targeted Shame. Out of Sight brought [[Mike Townsend]] and [[Lenny Marijuana]] to the rotation, replacing [[Ortiz Morse]] and [[Lori Boston]]. Out of Sight also brought [[Sparks Beans]] onto the lineup, replacing [[Nolanestophia Patterson]]. Secret Weapon targeted Shadows pitcher [[Goodwin Morin]]. Hot Sauce Bar targeted [[Theodore Duende]].
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In the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 Elections]], the Garages won the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Dark Star''']] blessing, recruiting [[Goodwin Morin]] to the rotation, and sending [[Mike Townsend]] to The Shadows.
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In the [[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11 elections]], the Garages were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''VIII Justice'''.
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In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], the Garages received the [[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will, increasing the stats of [[Betsy Trombone]], and the [[Season 12#Wills|'''Plunder''' will]], trading [[Greer Gwiffin]] for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]. Mcdaniel was then immediately traded again for [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] via the [[Boston Flowers]]' [[Season 12#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will. Finally, the [[Season 12#Blessings|'''The Best Defense''']] blessing turned [[Goodwin Morin]] into a batter in exchange for Hollywood becoming a pitcher.
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In the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], the Garages received the [[Season 13#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will, increasing the stats of [[Alaynabella Hollywood]], and the [[Season 13#Wills|'''Foreshadow''' will]], shadowing [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] for [[Nolanestophia Patterson]]. They also received the [[Season 13#Blessings|'''Stow Away''']] blessing, adding [[Magi Ruiz]] to their pitching rotation. The Garages were targeted by the [[Hades Tigers]]' [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will, trading [[Paula Turnip]] for [[Carmelo Plums]], and the [[Tokyo Lift]]'s '''Exchange''', trading [[Goodwin Morin]] for [[Lotus Mango]].
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During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], the Garages received the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will, increasing the stats of [[Malik Destiny]]; the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''' will]], shadowing [[Summers Pony]] for [[Oliver Loofah]]; and the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will, reviving [[Chorby Soul]] and sending [[Arturo Huerta]] to the Shadows. They also received the [[Season 14#Blessings|'''Min-Max''']] blessing, making [[Wyatt Mason X]] a [[Modifications|Maximalist]] and [[Oliver Loofah]] a [[Modifications|Minimalist]], and doing the same for players on each other team in Mild High.
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During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], the Garages were affected by the [[New York Millennials]]' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will, trading away [[Chorby Soul]] for [[Penelope Mathews]], and the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will, trading away [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] for [[Conditional Yuniesky]] between the teams' [[Shadows]]. The Garages themselves received the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Reform''']] will, replacing [[Chorby Soul]]'s [[Modifications|Debt]] modification with [[Modifications|Unstable]]; the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Enrich''']] will, gaining the [[Modifications|Life of the Party]] modification for the following season; and the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Move''']] will, stealing back [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] to their rotation. They also received the [[Season 15#Blessings|'''Shadow Running Practice''']] blessing, boosting the Baserunning of all players in their [[Shadows]].
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During the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], the Garages were affected by the [[Hades Tigers]]' [[Season 16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading away [[Lenny Marijuana]] for [[Hiroto Wilcox]]. The Garages themselves received the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will, stealing [[York Silk]] from the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] in exchange for [[Carmelo Plums]]; the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, sending [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Mike Townsend]], and the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Move''']] will, moving Hollywood to their lineup. They also won the [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Bat Drop''']] blesssing, granting [[Quack Enjoyable]] a [[Items|Sharp Bat]], and the [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Shadow Pitching Practice''']] and [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Shadow Defense Practice''']] blessings, boosting the appropriate stats for all players in their [[Shadows]].
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During the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], the Garages were affected by the [[Hades Tigers]]' [[Season 17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading [[Hiroto Wilcox]] back again for [[Lenny Marijuana]], and the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]' [[Season 17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading away [[Howell Franklin]] for [[Brisket Friendo]]. The Garages themselves received the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Reform''']] will, replacing [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]'s {{ModLink|Fliickerrriiing}} modification with {{ModLink|Super Idol}}, and the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Move''']] will, moving [[Fitzgerald Wanderlust]]] to the [[Shadows]]. The Garages also won the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Jersey Drop''']] blessing, giving [[Theodore Duende]] a [[Items|Traveling Head Jersey]], and the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''In a Pinch''']] blessing, moving [[Arturo Huerta]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
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During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], the Garages received the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Theodore Duende]] to the [[Shadows]]; the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading [[Quack Enjoyable]] to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] for [[Avila Guzman]], and the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] will, rerolling [[Brisket Friendo]] and making them {{ModLink|Negative}}. The Garages also won the [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Shadow of the Bats''']] blessing, boosting the batting of all players in their Shadows, and the [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Class Act''']] blessing, granting them {{ModLink|Shame Donor}} for the next season.
Chorby Soul's DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt. This player can cause other players to start being Observed. was Reformed to UnstablePlayer:Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse..
Class Act granted the Garages Shame DonorWhen this Team shames their opponent, that opponent will begin their next game with Unruns. for the next season.
The Worms' Record Scratch granted Malik Destiny SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count..
The Fridays' Subtractor Avoidance granted Oliver Loofah SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs)..
The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.
Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.
The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers were founded shortly before Season 2, and were declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages in a ceremony before their first home game.
Commentary
Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice.
The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.
Common Chants
"PARK IT!"
"PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
"TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
"NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)
Fan Art
See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.