Beta/Season 23/Election Results

Party Favors

List of Party Favours Results:

• Team Roamless Crate passed with 525,919 Votes, 85% of all Decree Votes
  • The Sunbeams became Roamless.
    • +  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 574,521 Votes, 71% of all Decree Votes
  • The Moist Talkers became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 396,159 Votes, 86% of all Decree Votes
  • The Worms became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 137,441 Votes, 51% of all Decree Votes
  • The Lift became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 96,551 Votes, 55% of all Decree Votes
  • The Dale became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 322,417 Votes, 43% of all Decree Votes
  • The Firefighters became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 606,492 Votes, 89% of all Decree Votes
  • The Spies became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Containment Crate passed with 492,989 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
  • The Garages gained Containment.
    • +  ContainmentThis Player cannot spread Instability.
      See also: Glossary
• Team Containment Crate passed with 651,721 Votes, 82% of all Decree Votes
  • The Shoe Thieves gained Containment.
    • +  Containment
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 573,552 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
  • The Millennials became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Avoidance Crate passed with 344,095 Votes, 49% of all Decree Votes
  • The Pies gained Avoidance.
    • +  AvoidanceThis Team will not swing with 9+ Runs.
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 228,032 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
  • The Jazz Hands became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 718,394 Votes, 51% of all Decree Votes
  • The Crabs became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 244,934 Votes, 94% of all Decree Votes
  • The Steaks became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 997,074 Votes, 84% of all Decree Votes
  • The Tacos became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 153,748 Votes, 66% of all Decree Votes
  • The Wild Wings became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Squiddish Crate passed with 165,411 Votes, 40% of all Decree Votes
  • The Fridays became Squiddish.
    • +  SquiddishWhen a Squiddish player is incinerated, they'll be replaced by a random Hall of Flame player.
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 219,147 Votes, 61% of all Decree Votes
  • The Lovers became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 356,234 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
  • The Flowers became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 297,098 Votes, 47% of all Decree Votes
  • The Magic became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 338,500 Votes, 63% of all Decree Votes
  • The Georgias became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 372,750 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
  • The Breath Mints became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Containment Crate passed with 649,634 Votes, 86% of all Decree Votes
  • The Tigers gained Containment.
    • +  Containment
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 469,591 Votes, 77% of all Decree Votes
  • The Mechanics became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless

Tidings

• Credit Denied
  • Final Notice.
  • Service Suspended.
  • Fire Sale.
• Executive Action
  • EMERGENCY ALERT
  • THE COIN FLIPS
  • OVER OVER
  • UNDER UNDER
• scoring play
  • LIFT UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
  • JAZZ HANDS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • FIREFIGHTERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • TIGERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • WILD WINGS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • GEORGIAS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • TACOS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • DALE UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • FLOWERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • SUNBEAMS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • SPIES UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • WORMS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • MILLENNIALS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • STEAKS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • LOVERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • PIES UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • GARAGES UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • MECHANICS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • FRIDAYS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • MOIST TALKERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • SHOE THIEVES UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • MAGIC UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • BREATH MINTS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • CRABS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
• Market Trends 📉

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• BASED EVOLUTION
  • The Moist Talkers Evolved!
    • +  Flood BathWhen Runners on this Team are cleared via Flooding, they'll become Slippery for the remainder of the game.
  • Lucien Patchwork Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • PolkaDot Patterson Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • L--don S-mmo-- Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • L--don S-mmo-- Evolved to Base 2
    • Combined 14.3 → 14.5
  • Greer Lott Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Slosh Truk Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Jacoby Podcast Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Uncle Plasma XII Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Mags Banananana Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Amos Melon Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • Beasley Gloom Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Jenkins Good Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Spears Nolan Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • Spears Nolan Evolved to Base 2
    • Combined 9.1 → 9.9
  • Eugenia Garbage Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Alejandro Leaf Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1

Blessings

List of Blessings Results:

• 
  Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
  • The Tacos gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the ParkThose with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball.
  • The Dale gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Flowers gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Sunbeams gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Spies gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Worms gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Sunbeams had 46% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    3,217,178 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 9: Credit to the Team blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • Scoobert Toast is now a Credit to the Team!
    • +  Credit to the TeamThis player will earn Fans 5x the rewards from all Idol Snacks.
      See also: Glossary
  • The Worms had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 23%
    381,540 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 20: Heavy-Handed blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • The Worms had 30% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    162,823 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble blessed the Tokyo Lift.
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.6
  • Yusef Fenestrate's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.6 → 4.8
  • Theodore Honeywell's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.9
  • Coolname Galvanic's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.5 → 4.7
  • Cicero Gubbins' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.2 → 3.4
  • Grollis Zephyr's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.5 → 5.7
  • Engine Eberhardt's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.8 → 5.0
  • Kit Honey's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.6
  • Kline Greenlemon's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.3 → 4.5
  • Ankle Halifax's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.1 → 4.3
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 3.9 → 4.1
  • Edric Tosser's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.2 → 3.5
  • Dervin Gorczyca's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.6 → 3.8
  • S-eph Weeks' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.5
  • Spears Rogers' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.2 → 4.4
  • Quack Enjoyable's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.1 → 4.3
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 4.6 → 4.8
  • Socks Maybe's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.2 → 4.4
  • Baby Triumphant's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.6 → 5.7
  • Swamuel Mora's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.8 → 5.0
  • Gabriel Griffith's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.9 → 6.1
  • Gita Sparrow's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.0 → 4.2
  • Peanutiel Duffy's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.6 → 5.8
  • Lou Roseheart's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.0 → 5.2
  • Stout Schmitt's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.7 → 2.9
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.6
  • Beasley Day's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.1 → 6.3
  • Ayanna Dumpington's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.8 → 5.9
  • Famous Owens' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.8 → 6.0
  • Hatfield Suzuki's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.8 → 5.0
  • Erin Jesaulenko's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.8 → 2.0
  • Lottie Ceilingfan's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.1 → 5.3
  • Daniel Koch's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.5 → 3.8
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 5.4 → 5.6
  • Brock Watson's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.1 → 6.2
  • Fran Beans' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.3 → 5.5
  • Huber Frumple's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.3 → 6.5
  • Matteo Cash's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.9
  • Summers Preston's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.0 → 6.2
  • Joshua Watson's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.9
  • Burke Gonzales' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.2 → 5.4
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 4.8 → 5.0
  • Flattery McKinley's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.6
  • Frankie Hambone's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.9 → 5.1
  • ------ -------'s hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.7 → 3.9
  • Randy Dennis' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.9
  • Yurts Buttercup's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.5 → 5.7
  • Fish Summer's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.4 → 6.5
  • Geraldine Frost's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.6 → 4.8
  • The Lift had 11% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 17%
    3,237,434 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 7: The Iffey Jr. blessed the Miami Dale.
  • Jode Crutch dropped Gravity Shoes.
    • - Gravity Shoes
  • Jode Crutch gained The Iffey Jr.
    • + The Iffey Jr
    • +  MinimizedThis Player has been Minimized.
    • +  Fire ProtectorThis Player will protect their teammates from incinerations.
  • The Dale had 53% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,119,296 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 5: Fireproof Jacket blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
  • Alston England dropped Necklace of Vanity.
    • - Necklace of Vanity
    • Overall 12.3 + 0.1 -> 12.3
  • Alston England gained Fireproof Jacket.
    • + Fireproof Jacket
    • +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated.
      Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.
      See also: Glossary.
  • The Firefighters had 58% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    643,220 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 18: Cape of Containment blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
  • Zi Sliders dropped Gravity Shoes.
    • - Gravity Shoes
    • -  GravityPlayer: This Player cannot be affected by Reverb.
      Team: This Team cannot be affected by Reverb.
      See also: Glossary
    • Overall 12.9 + 0.2 -> 12.9
  • Zi Sliders gained Cape of Containment.
    • + Cape of Containment
    • +  Containment
    • Overall 12.9 -> 12.9 + 0.1
  • The Firefighters had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Wild Wings with 17%
    204,067 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 1: Booster Pack blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • The Garages' had their player's Overall adjusted by 6 to 6%.
  • The Garages were boosted.
    • Overall 3.7 → 4.2
  • Tot Clark was boosted.
    • Combined 21.7 → 22.9
  • James Nolan was boosted.
    • Combined 10.7 → 12.1
  • Wyatt M--on X was boosted.
    • Combined 15.7 → 17.0
  • Oliver Notarobot was boosted.
    • Combined 14.8 → 16.0
  • Malik Destiny was boosted.
    • Combined 23.5 → 24.7
  • Oliver Loofah was boosted.
    • Combined 18.3 → 19.4
  • Abner Pothos was boosted.
    • Combined 10.6 → 12.1
  • Oliver Mueller was boosted.
    • Combined 14.7 → 15.9
  • Lenjamin Zhuge was boosted.
    • Combined 10.7 → 12.0
  • Theodore Duende was boosted.
    • Combined 12.3 → 13.5
  • Mike Townsend was boosted.
    • Combined 10.5 → 11.7
  • Arturo Huerta was boosted.
    • Combined 20.8 → 22.0
  • Alaynabella Hollywood was boosted.
    • Combined 19.8 → 21.0
  • Durham Spaceman was boosted.
    • Combined 16.6 → 17.7
  • Castillo Turner was boosted.
    • Combined 28.0 → 29.2
  • Summers Pony was boosted.
    • Combined 19.6 → 20.8
  • Betsy Trombone was boosted.
    • Combined 13.1 → 14.3
  • Magi Ruiz was boosted.
    • Combined 14.3 → 15.5
  • Michelle Sportsman was boosted.
    • Combined 11.7 → 13.1
  • Mcdowell Karim was boosted.
    • Combined 12.2 → 13.4
  • Lenny Marijuana was boosted.
    • Combined 11.9 → 13.1
  • Freemium Fairwood was boosted.
    • Combined 9.9 → 11.2
  • Conditional Yuniesky was boosted.
    • Combined 10.0 → 11.4
  • Nolanestophia Patterson was boosted.
    • Combined 13.7 → 15.0
  • Brisket Friendo was boosted.
    • Combined 8.4 → 10.0
  • Emilia Street was boosted.
    • Combined 10.8 → 12.0
  • Jeffier Ruiz was boosted.
    • Combined 6.9 → 8.5
  • Schneider Blanco was boosted.
    • Combined 10.8 → 12.3
  • Emblem Warhorse was boosted.
    • Combined 9.9 → 11.3
  • Leticia Snyder was boosted.
    • Combined 10.6 → 12.0
  • Kathy Mathews was boosted.
    • Combined 13.5 → 14.7
  • Daniel Benedicte was boosted.
    • Combined 8.3 → 9.7
  • Tillman Wan was boosted.
    • Combined 7.9 → 9.5
  • Ortiz Morse was boosted.
    • Combined 8.7 → 10.0
  • Fitzgerald Wanderlust was boosted.
    • Combined 11.1 → 12.4
  • Denim Alfredo was boosted.
    • Combined 12.2 → 13.5
  • Eddie Tumblehome was boosted.
    • Combined 10.1 → 11.4
  • Flattery Strewnberry was boosted.
    • Combined 10.6 → 11.8
  • Yams Rolsenthal was boosted.
    • Combined 9.1 → 10.5
  • Conrad Twelve was boosted.
    • Combined 14.1 → 15.3
  • Doc Cash was boosted.
    • Combined 8.2 → 9.5
  • Uncle Plasma II was boosted.
    • Combined 19.6 → 20.8
  • Dickerson Morse was boosted.
    • Combined 12.6 → 13.9
  • Moody Rodriguez was boosted.
    • Combined 8.0 → 9.4
  • Serge Shortvat was boosted.
    • Combined 9.0 → 10.3
  • Penelope Mathews was boosted.
    • Combined 17.8 → 19.0
  • Avila Baker was boosted.
    • Combined 10.5 → 11.8
  • Aureliano Cerna was boosted.
    • Combined 7.3 → 8.8
  • Backpatch Lincecum was boosted.
    • Combined 10.7 → 12.1
  • Ezekiel Throckmorton was boosted.
    • Combined 11.1 → 12.4
  • Reese Harrington was boosted.
    • Combined 9.0 → 10.4
  • Djuna Scoresburg was boosted.
    • Combined 10.9 → 12.2
  • Lang Richardson was boosted.
    • Combined 13.5 → 14.6
  • Torus McGhee was boosted.
    • Combined 11.0 → 12.4
  • Mayra Buckley was boosted.
    • Combined 11.8 → 13.1
  • Tucker Flores was boosted.
    • Combined 11.3 → 12.7
  • Winnie Loser was boosted.
    • Combined 9.3 → 10.6
  • Axel Cardenas was boosted.
    • Combined 10.4 → 11.6
  • Fynn Doyle was boosted.
    • Combined 8.2 → 9.5
  • Parker Parra was boosted.
    • Combined 14.5 → 15.9
  • Bambi Perez was boosted.
    • Combined 7.9 → 9.2
  • Boudicca Midcentury was boosted.
    • Combined 10.9 → 12.2
  • The Garages had 13% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    10,688,645 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 4: Precognition blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Oliver Notarobot's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.6 → 5.5
  • Oliver Mueller's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 5.6
  • Malik Destiny's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.4 → 7.3
  • The Garages had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 10%
    11,783,682 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 2: Literal Arm Cannon blessed the New York Millennials.
  • Sandie Carver dropped Leg Broom.
    • - Leg Broom
    • Overall 15.3 + 0.7 -> 15.3
  • Sandie Carver gained Literal Arm Cannon.
    • + Literal Arm Cannon
    • Overall 15.3 -> 15.3 + 2.1
  • The Millennials had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%
    1,308,651 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 6: Lottery Pick blessed the Philly Pies.
  • FIRE AND SMOKE
    AN EGG
    HATCHING
    NIQ NYONG'O RETURNS
  • Niq Nyong'o exited the Hall of Flame
  • The Pies added a player to their roster.
    • 🥧 + Niq Nyong'o, Rotation
  • Niq Nyong'o gained the Returned mod.
    • +  ReturnedAt the end of each season, this Player has a chance of being called back to the Void.
      See also: Glossary
  • Niq Nyong'o gained the Debt mod.
    • +  DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt.
      This player can cause other players to start being Observed.
  • The Pies had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Georgias with 55%
    799,907 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 11: XIII blessed the Philly Pies.
  • The Pies changed their Tarot Card from Hermit to XIII
  • The Pies had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Breath Mints with 29%
    2,757,700 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 16: Skate Board blessed the Dallas Steaks.
  • Holden Stanton dropped Fire Eating Weird Bat.
    • - Fire Eating Weird Bat
    • -  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated.
    • Overall 14.4 + 0.3 -> 14.4
  • Holden Stanton gained Skate Board.
    • + Skate Board
    • +  Pro SkaterThis Player cannot bail when using the Grind Rail.
  • The Steaks had 8% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 22%
    482,688 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 22: Gachapon blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  • Silvaire Semiquaver was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🏋️‍ - Silvaire Semiquaver, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Silvaire Semiquaver, Shadows
  • Silvaire Semiquaver entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 16.7 → 17.2
  • Brewer Vapor was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 👐 - Brewer Vapor, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Brewer Vapor, Shadows
  • Brewer Vapor entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 5.5 → 6.2
  • Patel Olive was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🔥 - Patel Olive, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Patel Olive, Shadows
  • Patel Olive entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.8 → 8.7
  • Lenix Ren was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🐅 - Lenix Ren, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Lenix Ren, Shadows
  • Lenix Ren entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.7 → 8.8
  • Stan Schofield was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🍗 - Stan Schofield, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Stan Schofield, Shadows
  • Stan Schofield entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.9 → 11.7
  • Jelly Burgertoes was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🔱 - Jelly Burgertoes, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Jelly Burgertoes, Shadows
  • Jelly Burgertoes entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.8 → 11.4
  • Math Velazquez was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🚤 - Math Velazquez, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Math Velazquez, Shadows
  • Math Velazquez entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.3 → 12.1
  • Stephanie Schmitt was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🌹 - Stephanie Schmitt, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Stephanie Schmitt, Shadows
  • Stephanie Schmitt entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.3 → 10.1
  • Chris Koch was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🌞 - Chris Koch, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Chris Koch, Shadows
  • Chris Koch entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.4 → 8.1
  • Malik Romayne was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🕵️ - Malik Romayne, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Malik Romayne, Shadows
  • Malik Romayne entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.2 → 11.9
  • Crow Madrigal was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🐌 - Crow Madrigal, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Crow Madrigal, Shadows
  • Crow Madrigal entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.7 → 9.5
  • Ramirez Winters was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 📱 - Ramirez Winters, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Ramirez Winters, Shadows
  • Ramirez Winters entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.7 → 8.0
  • Tybal Quimby was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🥩 - Tybal Quimby, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Tybal Quimby, Shadows
  • Tybal Quimby entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.8 → 11.7
  • Annie Williams was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 💋 - Annie Williams, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Annie Williams, Shadows
  • Annie Williams entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.4 → 10.2
  • Javier Lotus was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🥧 - Javier Lotus, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Javier Lotus, Shadows
  • Javier Lotus entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.4 → 11.8
  • Nolanestophia Patterson was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🎸 - Nolanestophia Patterson, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Nolanestophia Patterson, Shadows
  • Nolanestophia Patterson entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 15.0 → 15.7
  • Dashiell Drumsolo was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🛠️ - Dashiell Drumsolo, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Dashiell Drumsolo, Shadows
  • Dashiell Drumsolo entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.9 → 8.1
  • Timmy Manco was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🏝️ - Timmy Manco, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Timmy Manco, Shadows
  • Timmy Manco entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.5 → 12.0
  • Rosstin Andante was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🗣️ - Rosstin Andante, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Rosstin Andante, Shadows
  • Rosstin Andante entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.7 → 9.4
  • Bennett Takahashi was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 👟 - Bennett Takahashi, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Bennett Takahashi, Shadows
  • Bennett Takahashi entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.1 → 11.0
  • Buck Latenight was recruited by the Tacos.
    • ✨ - Buck Latenight, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Buck Latenight, Shadows
  • Buck Latenight entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.5 → 10.2
  • Hops Chen was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🍬 - Hops Chen, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Hops Chen, Shadows
  • Hops Chen entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.8 → 7.3
  • Grit Watson was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🦀 - Grit Watson, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Grit Watson, Shadows
  • Grit Watson entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.9 → 9.8
  • The Tacos had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 27%
    2,702,609 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 8: Blind Date blessed the Mexico City Wild Wings.
  • The Lovers sent a player to the Wild Wings.
    • 💋 - Gunther O'Brian, Lineup
    • 🍗 + Gunther O'Brian, Lineup
  • The Wild Wings had 65% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,198,580 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 3: Exploratory Surgeries blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Lady Matsuyama's pitching was re-rolled.
    • Pitching 2.8 → 2.0
  • Lady Matsuyama's pitching was re-rolled.
    • Pitching 2.0 → 2.5
  • Lady Matsuyama's pitching was re-rolled.
    • Pitching 2.5 → 1.7
  • The Fridays had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 22%
    280,425 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 14: Targeted Evolution blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
  • Mint Shupe Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • Karato Bean Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • The Lovers had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 24%
    2,996,031 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 23: Vault Swap blessed the Boston Flowers.
  • Sutton Bishop left the Vault.
  • Glabe Moon was Artificially Forged!
    • +  LegendaryThis Player is Legendary.
  • The Flowers swapped Glabe Moon with Vault Player Sutton Bishop.
    • 🌹 Glabe Moon -> Shadows
    • 🌹 Sutton Bishop -> Lineup
  • The Flowers had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%
    1,215,079 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 24: Enhance blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • The Magic are now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.
  • The Magic had 20% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    5,499,817 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 15: Afterparty blessed the Atlantis Georgias.
  • The Georgias will begin next season in an Afterparty.
    • +  AfterpartyThis Team will occasionally receive permanent stats boost in their games (outside of Party Time), but only while they're losing.
  • The Georgias had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 17%
    1,083,813 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 12: Uncle Indemnity blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Uncle Plasma IX is weaker on their own.
    • -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
  • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Breath Mints.
    • 🍬 + Uncle Plasma IX, Rotation
  • Uncle Plasma IX dusts off.
    • -  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
  • The Breath Mints had 14% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Spies with 34%
    1,556,880 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 17: Set the Table blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Winnie Hess, Rotation
    • 🍬 + Winnie Hess, Lineup
  • The Breath Mints had 18% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 24%
    1,653,177 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 19: Underhanded blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Breath Mints' random Player Mooney Doctor II gained the permanent mod Underhanded.
    • +  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
  • The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Pies with 24%
    4,414,701 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 21: Big Head Mode blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Rodriguez Internet is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Rodriguez Internet received an Ego Boost.
    • +  Ego+This Player has a boosted Ego.
  • The Breath Mints had 41% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    325,361 votes were cast.

Post Election

• Uncle Plasma has joined the ILB.
• The Tigers used their Free Will.
  • -  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
• The Georgias used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Mechanics used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Breath Mints used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• Uncle Plasma XIV faded away from the Lift.
  • 🏋️‍ - Uncle Plasma XIV
• Uncle Plasma XIV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Uncle Plasma XII faded away from the Moist Talkers.
  • 🗣️ - Uncle Plasma XII
• Uncle Plasma XII are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Uncle Plasma XII faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Stew Briggs entered the Shadows.
  • Combined 7.5 → 8.3
• Stew Briggs roamed to a new team.
  • 🐌 - Stew Briggs, Shadows
  • 🐅 + Stew Briggs, Shadows
• Mags Banananana roamed to a new team.
  • 🗣️ - Mags Banananana, Rotation
  • 🐅 + Mags Banananana, Rotation
• Mags Banananana was boosted.
  • Combined 13.3 → 13.7
• Alejandro Leaf roamed to a new team.
  • 🗣️ - Alejandro Leaf, Rotation
  • 🏝️ + Alejandro Leaf, Rotation
• Bright Zimmerman roamed to a new team.
  • 🍬 - Bright Zimmerman, Lineup
  • 🥧 + Bright Zimmerman, Lineup
• Bright Zimmerman was boosted.
  • Combined 12.9 → 13.3
• NaN roamed to a new team.
  • 🍬 - NaN, Shadows
  • 🥧 + NaN, Shadows
• NaN was boosted.
  • Combined 7.2 → 7.7
• NaN entered the Shadows.
  • Combined 7.7 → 8.4
• Parker MacMillan Super Roamed out of the Vault.
• Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake. The Vault became Unstable!
• Cote Loveless gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.
    Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.
• Clare Ballard gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Fletcher Berger gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• New Megan Ito gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• York Silk gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Nagomi Mcdaniel gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Chorby Soul gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Aldon Cashmoney gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Goodwin Morin gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Pitching Machine gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Valentine Games gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Uncle Plasma gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Liquid Friend gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• James Mora gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Wyatt Glover gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Paula Turnip gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Sosa Peperomioides gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Collins Melon gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Don Mitchell gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Nicholas Mora gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Hewitt Best gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Tillman Henderson gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Glabe Moon gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Parker MacMillan Super Roamed to the Fridays.
  • 🏝️ + Parker MacMillan, Lineup
• Parker MacMillan was boosted.
  • Combined 12.0 → 12.5
• Pudge Nakamoto Roamed out of the Hall of Flame.
• Pudge Nakamoto Roamed to The Pies.
  • 🥧 + Pudge Nakamoto, Lineup

Rejoice!
What a spectacular Celebration!
Here's to 50 Years of Fair Play
And another 50 ahead of Us.
We know what you're thinking
Together, we face another crisis.
We will stay the course
Double Down on our Investments

Credit Denied
Service Suspended
Balance Outstanding
Assets Underwater
Bridges Burned
Final Notice
Fire Sale

We will Win.
We always Win.

EMERGENCY ALERT
EXECUTIVE ACTION
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER OVER
UNDER UNDER