Beta/Season 21/Election Results

Decrees

• Sun .1 passed with 1,764,226 Votes, 37% of all Decree Votes
  • SUN .1 WAS SET.
    • +  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
  • FROM PROGENITOR
    MEIOSIS, OFFSPRING
    DEGREES OF SEPARATION
    COMPOUNDING VICTORY
  • Sun(Sun)'s Pressure built...
    • 44.06%

Wills

List of Wills Results:

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  Item Steal
  • The Tacos chose to take Clutch Wooden Rock Ring and gave it to Mcdowell Mason.
  • Yummy Elliott's Clutch Wooden Rock Ring was taken by Mcdowell Mason!
    • - Clutch Wooden Rock Ring
    • -  High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base.
    • Overall 17.8 + 0.5 -> 17.8
  • Mcdowell Mason dropped Golden Sunglasses.
    • - Golden Sunglasses
  • Mcdowell Mason took Yummy Elliott's Clutch Wooden Rock Ring!
    • + Clutch Wooden Rock Ring
    • +  High Pressure
    • Overall 15.7 -> 15.7 + 0.6
  • Mcdowell Mason's Clutch Wooden Rock Ring was repaired.
    • 4 ●●●●○ -> 5 ●●●●●
  • Item Steal - 38% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 15% of Tacos Item Steal Votes
    Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
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  Shadow Revoke
  • The Tacos revoke NaN.
  • NaN embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
    • +  On an OdysseyThis Player is boosted 2% every team they join a Team.
  • NaN roamed to a new team.
    • 🌮 - NaN, Shadows
    • 🍬 + NaN, Shadows
  • NaN was boosted.
    • Combined 6.0 → 6.5
  • NaN entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.5 → 7.2
  • Shadow Revoke - 5% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 87% of Tacos Shadow Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
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  Reform
  • The Crabs choose to reroll Adalberto Tosser's Credit to the Team mod.
  • Adalberto Tosser re-rolled from Credit to the Team to Siphon.
    •  Credit to the TeamThis player will earn Fans 5x the rewards from all Idol Snacks.
      See also: Glossary ->  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways.
  • Reform - 43% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Crabs Reform Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
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  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Crabs vote to swap James Mora and Conner Haley.
  • A Replica of James Mora is granted to the Crabs.
    • 🦀 + James Mora II, Lineup
  • Equivalent Exchange - 48% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 6% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
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  Shadow Infuse
  • The Fridays vote to infuse one of Melton Campbell's random Stat Categories.
  • Melton Campbell's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 2.1 → 3.5
  • Shadow Infuse - 2% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 58% of Fridays Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Roster Swap
  • The Fridays chose to swap Don Mitchell via a roster swap with Yosh Carpenter.
  • The Fridays swapped two players on their roster.
    • 🏝️ Don Mitchell -> Rotation
    • 🏝️ Yosh Carpenter -> Lineup
  • Roster Swap - 39% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Fridays Roster Swap Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Mechanics vote to swap Augusto Reddick and PolkaDot Patterson.
  • The Moist Talkers and Mechanics made a trade.
    • 🗣️ - Augusto Reddick + PolkaDot Patterson
    • 🛠️ - PolkaDot Patterson + Augusto Reddick
  • Equivalent Exchange - 10% of all Mechanics Will Votes
    This Filing - 73% of Mechanics Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 8% chance of happening.
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  Shadow Infuse
  • The Mechanics vote to infuse one of Kelvin Drumsolo's random Stat Categories.
  • Kelvin Drumsolo's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 3.6 → 5.1
  • Shadow Infuse - 16% of all Mechanics Will Votes
    This Filing - 90% of Mechanics Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 15% chance of happening.
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  Roster Swap
  • The Pies chose to swap Huber Frumple via a roster swap with Doginic Burgertoes.
  • The Wild Wings and Pies made a trade.
    • 🍗 - Huber Frumple + Doginic Burgertoes
    • 🥧 - Doginic Burgertoes + Huber Frumple
  • Huber Frumple entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 18.3 → 18.9
  • Roster Swap - 32% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Pies Roster Swap Votes
    Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Pies vote to move Ruslan Greatness to their Shadows.
  • The Pies made a roster move.
    • 🥧 - Ruslan Greatness, Lineup
    • 🥧 + Ruslan Greatness, Shadows
  • Ruslan Greatness entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 19.0 → 19.6
  • Move - 59% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 23% of Pies Move Votes
    Final Odds - 14% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Millennials vote to swap Castillo Turner and Chorby Short.
  • The Flowers and Millennials made a trade.
    • 🌹 - Castillo Turner + Chorby Short
    • 📱 - Chorby Short + Castillo Turner
  • Equivalent Exchange - 11% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 67% of Millennials Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 7% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Millennials vote to move Anathema Elemefayo to their Shadows.
  • The Millennials made a roster move.
    • 📱 - Anathema Elemefayo, Rotation
    • 📱 + Anathema Elemefayo, Shadows
  • Anathema Elemefayo entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 12.3 → 13.1
  • Move - 38% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Millennials Move Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
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  Magnify
  • The Moist Talkers choose Ziwa Mueller to be Magnified.
  • Ziwa Mueller is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.
  • Magnify - 20% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 88% of Moist Talkers Magnify Votes
    Final Odds - 18% chance of happening.
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  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Moist Talkers vote to swap Nicholas Mora and Lachlan Shelton.
  • The Tigers and Moist Talkers made a trade.
    • 🐅 - Nicholas Mora + Lachlan Shelton
    • 🗣️ - Lachlan Shelton + Nicholas Mora
  • Equivalent Exchange - 23% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 19% of Moist Talkers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Jazz Hands vote to swap Co---r- ----emb-ri-- and Jasper Blather.
  • The Sunbeams and Jazz Hands made a trade.
    • 🌞 - Co---r- ----emb-ri-- + Jasper Blather
    • 👐 - Jasper Blather + Co---r- ----emb-ri--
  • Equivalent Exchange - 54% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 25% of Jazz Hands Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.
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  Move
  • The Jazz Hands vote to move Lancelot Kane to their Shadows.
  • The Jazz Hands made a roster move.
    • 👐 - Lancelot Kane, Lineup
    • 👐 + Lancelot Kane, Shadows
  • Lancelot Kane entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.8 → 9.8
  • Move - 7% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 77% of Jazz Hands Move Votes
    Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
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  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Tigers vote to swap Beasley Day and Dudley Muelle-.
  • The Pies and Tigers made a trade.
    • 🥧 - Beasley Day + Dudley Muelle-
    • 🐅 - Dudley Muelle- + Beasley Day
  • Equivalent Exchange - 18% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Tigers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 17% chance of happening.
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  Shadow Infuse
  • The Tigers vote to infuse one of Famous Owens' random Stat Categories.
  • Famous Owens' Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 4.2 → 5.4
  • Shadow Infuse - 31% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 62% of Tigers Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 19% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Magic vote to move Wyatt Glover to their Rotation.
  • The Magic made a roster move.
    • ✨ - Wyatt Glover, Lineup
    • ✨ + Wyatt Glover, Rotation
  • Move - 33% of all Magic Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Magic Move Votes
    Final Odds - 33% chance of happening.
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  Roster Swap
  • The Magic chose to swap H-l-x-nd-ey Wa-ton via a roster swap with Bones Piazza.
  • The Magic swapped two players on their roster.
    • ✨ H-l-x-nd-ey Wa-ton -> Shadows
    • ✨ Bones Piazza -> Lineup
  • H-l-x-nd-ey Wa-ton entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.7 → 12.3
  • Roster Swap - 5% of all Magic Will Votes
    This Filing - 26% of Magic Roster Swap Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Worms vote to infuse one of Rivers Rosa's random Stat Categories.
  • Rivers Rosa's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 2.3 → 3.7
  • Shadow Infuse - 2% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 64% of Worms Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Magnify
  • The Worms choose Loubert Ji-Eun to be Magnified.
  • Loubert Ji-Eun is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Magnify - 31% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Worms Magnify Votes
    Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Sunbeams vote to move Harriet Gildehaus to their Shadows.
  • The Sunbeams made a roster move.
    • 🌞 - Harriet Gildehaus, Rotation
    • 🌞 + Harriet Gildehaus, Shadows
  • Harriet Gildehaus entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.6 → 11.4
  • Move - 32% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
    This Filing - 55% of Sunbeams Move Votes
    Final Odds - 18% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Sunbeams vote to infuse one of Jayden Wright's random Stat Categories.
  • Jayden Wright's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 3.4 → 4.7
  • Shadow Infuse - 37% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
    This Filing - 41% of Sunbeams Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 15% chance of happening.
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  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Spies vote to swap Co---r- ----emb-ri-- and Quack Enjoyable.
  • The Jazz Hands and Spies made a trade.
    • 👐 - Co---r- ----emb-ri-- + Quack Enjoyable
    • 🕵️ - Quack Enjoyable + Co---r- ----emb-ri--
  • Equivalent Exchange - 45% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 48% of Spies Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 22% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Spies vote to infuse one of Donia Bailey's random Stat Categories.
  • Donia Bailey's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 2.5 → 3.8
  • Shadow Infuse - 40% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 48% of Spies Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 20% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Flowers vote to infuse one of Shaquille Sunshine's random Stat Categories.
  • Shaquille Sunshine's Baserunning is Infused.
    • Baserunning 2.7 → 4.1
  • Shadow Infuse - 18% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 3% of Flowers Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Flowers vote to swap Adalberto Tosser and Silvaire Roadhouse.
  • The Crabs and Flowers made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Adalberto Tosser + Silvaire Roadhouse
    • 🌹 - Silvaire Roadhouse + Adalberto Tosser
  • Equivalent Exchange - 51% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 45% of Flowers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 23% chance of happening.
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  Magnify
  • The Firefighters choose Baby Triumphant to be Magnified.
  • Baby Triumphant is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Magnify - 14% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 69% of Firefighters Magnify Votes
    Final Odds - 9% chance of happening.
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  Move
  • The Firefighters vote to move Geepa Beanpot to their Shadows.
  • The Firefighters made a roster move.
    • 🔥 - Geepa Beanpot, Lineup
    • 🔥 + Geepa Beanpot, Shadows
  • Geepa Beanpot entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.1 → 10.8
  • Move - 45% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 79% of Firefighters Move Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
• 
  Roster Swap
  • The Dale chose to swap Sixpack Santiago via a roster swap with Caleb Novak.
  • The Dale swapped two players on their roster.
    • 🚤 Sixpack Santiago -> Shadows
    • 🚤 Caleb Novak -> Rotation
  • Sixpack Santiago entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 15.8 → 16.4
  • Roster Swap - 7% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Dale Roster Swap Votes
    Final Odds - 7% chance of happening.
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  Shadow Revoke
  • The Dale revoke Tad Seeth.
  • Tad Seeth embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
    • +  On an Odyssey
  • Tad Seeth roamed to a new team.
    • 🚤 - Tad Seeth, Lineup
    • 🥧 + Tad Seeth, Lineup
  • Tad Seeth was boosted.
    • Combined 22.6 → 23.1
  • Shadow Revoke - 43% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Dale Shadow Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 43% chance of happening.
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  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Shoe Thieves vote to swap Inky Rutledge and Terrell Bradley.
  • The Lift and Shoe Thieves made a trade.
    • 🏋️‍ - Inky Rutledge + Terrell Bradley
    • 👟 - Terrell Bradley + Inky Rutledge
  • Equivalent Exchange - 38% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 47% of Shoe Thieves Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 18% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Shoe Thieves vote to move Richardson Games to their Lineup.
  • The Shoe Thieves made a roster move.
    • 👟 - Richardson Games, Lineup
    • 👟 + Richardson Games, Lineup
  • Move - 9% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 63% of Shoe Thieves Move Votes
    Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Lovers vote to swap Percival Wheeler and Bates Bentley.
  • The Fridays and Lovers made a trade.
    • 🏝️ - Percival Wheeler + Bates Bentley
    • 💋 - Bates Bentley + Percival Wheeler
  • Equivalent Exchange - 29% of all Lovers Will Votes
    This Filing - 63% of Lovers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 18% chance of happening.
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  Roster Swap
  • The Lovers chose to swap ------ ------ via a roster swap with Jacob Winner.
  • The Lovers swapped two players on their roster.
    • 💋 ------ ------ -> Lineup
    • 💋 Jacob Winner -> Rotation
  • Roster Swap - 21% of all Lovers Will Votes
    This Filing - 62% of Lovers Roster Swap Votes
    Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Steaks vote to swap Conner Haley and Jessica Telephone.
  • The Crabs and Steaks made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Conner Haley + Jessica Telephone
    • 🥩 - Jessica Telephone + Conner Haley
  • Equivalent Exchange - 66% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 54% of Steaks Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
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  Shadow Infuse
  • The Steaks vote to infuse one of Gallup Crueller's random Stat Categories.
  • Gallup Crueller's Baserunning is Infused.
    • Baserunning 3.3 → 4.8
  • Shadow Infuse - 12% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 43% of Steaks Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Breath Mints vote to swap Michelle Sportsman and Lucas Petty.
  • The Tacos and Breath Mints made a trade.
    • 🌮 - Michelle Sportsman + Lucas Petty
    • 🍬 - Lucas Petty + Michelle Sportsman
  • Equivalent Exchange - 49% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 91% of Breath Mints Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 45% chance of happening.
• 
  Magnify
  • The Breath Mints choose Mooney Doctor II to be Magnified.
  • Mooney Doctor II is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Magnify - 48% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Magnify Votes
    Final Odds - 46% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Lift vote to infuse one of Steals Mondegreen's random Stat Categories.
  • Steals Mondegreen's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 3.1 → 4.6
  • Shadow Infuse - 23% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 28% of Lift Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
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  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Lift vote to swap Cudi Di Batterino and Freemium Seraph.
  • The Moist Talkers and Lift made a trade.
    • 🗣️ - Cudi Di Batterino + Freemium Seraph
    • 🏋️‍ - Freemium Seraph + Cudi Di Batterino
  • Cudi Di Batterino's picked up Hitting intuitively.
    • Batting 2.1 → 2.7
  • Equivalent Exchange - 56% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 39% of Lift Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 22% chance of happening.
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  Magnify
  • The Lift choose Yusef Fenestrat- to be Magnified.
  • Yusef Fenestrat- is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Magnify - 19% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 1% of Lift Magnify Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
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  Item Steal
  • The Georgias chose to take Chorby's Soul II and gave it to Clove Ji-Eun.
  • Gloria Bugsnax's Chorby's Soul II was taken by Clove Ji-Eun!
    • - Chorby's Soul II
    • Overall 13.3 + 0.3 -> 13.3
  • Clove Ji-Eun dropped Rubber Cap of Wisdom.
    • - Rubber Cap of Wisdom
    • Overall 7.0 - 0.2 -> 7.0
  • Clove Ji-Eun took Gloria Bugsnax's Chorby's Soul II!
    • + Chorby's Soul II
    • Overall 7.0 -> 7.0 + 0.4
  • Clove Ji-Eun's Chorby's Soul II was repaired.
    • 143 143/157 ● -> 157 157/157 ●
  • Item Steal - 15% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 71% of Georgias Item Steal Votes
    Final Odds - 11% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Georgias vote to move Clove Ji-Eun to their Shadows.
  • The Georgias made a roster move.
    • 🔱 - Clove Ji-Eun, Lineup
    • 🔱 + Clove Ji-Eun, Shadows
  • Clove Ji-Eun entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.0 → 7.7
  • Move - 26% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 97% of Georgias Move Votes
    Final Odds - 25% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Georgias vote to swap Fish Summer and Goobie Ballson.
  • The Tacos and Georgias made a trade.
    • 🌮 - Fish Summer + Goobie Ballson
    • 🔱 - Goobie Ballson + Fish Summer
  • Equivalent Exchange - 25% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 86% of Georgias Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 21% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Garages vote to infuse one of Theodore Duende's random Stat Categories.
  • Theodore Duende's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 3.2 → 4.3
  • Shadow Infuse - 30% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Garages Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 29% chance of happening.
• 
  Item Steal
  • The Garages chose to take Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast and gave it to Tot Clark.
  • Rai Spliff's Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast was taken by Tot Clark!
    • - Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast
    • Overall 15.3 + 0.9 -> 15.3
  • Tot Clark dropped Holey Ambitious Socks +1.
    • - Holey Ambitious Socks +1
    • -  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason.
    • Overall 21.7 + 0.2 -> 21.7
  • Tot Clark took Rai Spliff's Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast!
    • + Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast
    • Overall 21.7 -> 21.7 + 0.9
  • Item Steal - 27% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Garages Item Steal Votes
    Final Odds - 26% chance of happening.
• 
  Magnify
  • The Garages choose Lotus Mango to be Magnified.
  • Lotus Mango is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Magnify - 30% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 83% of Garages Magnify Votes
    Final Odds - 25% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Wild Wings vote to swap Fran Beans and Evelton McBlase II.
  • The Crabs and Wild Wings made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Fran Beans + Evelton McBlase II
    • 🍗 - Evelton McBlase II + Fran Beans
  • Fran Beans entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 14.6 → 15.1
  • Equivalent Exchange - 31% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Wild Wings Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
• 
  Roster Swap
  • The Wild Wings chose to swap Huber Frumple via a roster swap with Kline Nightmare.
  • The Pies and Wild Wings made a trade.
    • 🥧 - Huber Frumple + Kline Nightmare
    • 🍗 - Kline Nightmare + Huber Frumple
  • Huber Frumple entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 18.9 → 19.6
  • Kline Nightmare entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.7 → 8.6
  • Roster Swap - 31% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 70% of Wild Wings Roster Swap Votes
    Final Odds - 22% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Wild Wings vote to move Burke Gonzales to their Rotation.
  • The Wild Wings made a roster move.
    • 🍗 - Burke Gonzales, Lineup
    • 🍗 + Burke Gonzales, Rotation
  • Move - 33% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Wild Wings Move Votes
    Final Odds - 33% chance of happening.

Blessings

List of Blessings Results:

• 
  Play to Find Out blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • Crabs' entire Rotation gained the permanent mod Heist Expert.
  • Lorcan Smaht gained the Heist Expert mod.
    • +  Heist ExpertPlayer: This Player is adept at using a Ballpark's Tunnels.
      Team: This Team is adept at using a Ballpark's Tunnels.
  • --n-g----- B-ll--- gained the Heist Expert mod.
    • +  Heist Expert
  • Silvaire Roadhouse gained the Heist Expert mod.
    • +  Heist Expert
  • Finn James gained the Heist Expert mod.
    • +  Heist Expert
  • The Crabs had 10% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Shoe Thieves with 18%
    19,770,304 votes were cast.
• 
  Recruit Ego blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • The Fridays recruited Nicholas Mora from the Moist Talkers
    • 🗣️ - Nicholas Mora, Lineup
    • 🏝️ + Nicholas Mora, Lineup
  • The Fridays had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 29%
    5,566,222 votes were cast.
• 
  Big Head Mode blessed the Core Mechanics.
  • Adel-ide Judo-hop is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Adel-ide Judo-hop received an Ego Boost.
    • +  Ego+This Player has a boosted Ego.
  • The Mechanics had 1% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Breath Mints with 33%
    1,418,867 votes were cast.
• 
  Handful Alternate Trust blessed the Core Mechanics.
  • Cannonball Sports' Alternate is called.
    • +  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate...
      Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
    • Combined 16.7 → 16.7
  • Cannonball Sports' Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  NegativeThis Player is a Negative.
      Negative players have negative eDensity.
  • Gia Holbrook's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 14.0 → 14.2
  • Gia Holbrook's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Mindy Kugel's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 18.3 → 18.3
  • Mindy Kugel's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • ---a Lem-a's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 15.6 → 15.6
  • Chr-stian Combs' Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 17.2 → 17.3
  • The Mechanics had 19% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 40%
    263,354 votes were cast.
• 
  Heads over Tails blessed the New York Millennials.
  • Millennials' most eDense Player Uncle Plasma II was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • The Millennials had 25% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    545,413 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Evolution blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • Carter Turnip Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Carter Turnip Evolved to Base 1
    • Combined 9.2 → 9.5
  • Collins Mina Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Collins Mina Evolved to Base 1
    • Combined 8.7 → 8.8
  • Tyreek Peterson Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Mooney Doctor Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Denim Squall Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Denim Squall Evolved to Base 1
    • Combined 7.5 → 7.7
  • Premjeet Liu Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Rosstin Andante Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Rhombus Drama Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Billup Kiddo Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Billup Kiddo Evolved to Base 1
    • Combined 6.5 → 6.8
  • Zeke Wallace Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Amos Melon Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Sixpack Dogwalker Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Sixpack Dogwalker Evolved to Base 1
    • Combined 9.8 → 9.9
  • Tucker Flores Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • London Simmons Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Spears Nolan Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Natha Spruce Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Natha Spruce Evolved to Base 1
    • Combined 8.8 → 9.4
  • Wall Osborn Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Paco Junebug Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Nova Gesundheit Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • The Moist Talkers had 8% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 18%
    15,170,778 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Brooms Supply Run blessed the Hades Tigers.
  • Nagomi Meng gained Rubber Broom.
    • + Rubber Broom
    • Overall 8.2 -> 8.2 + 0.6
  • Ren Morin gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 6.2 -> 6.2 + 0.3
  • Pacheco Weeks gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + 0.1
  • Murphy Thibault gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 7.1 -> 7.1 + 0.2
  • Eris Street gained Smooth Broom.
    • + Smooth Broom
    • +  SmoothThis Player will have 100% more Speed in Peanut weather.
    • Overall 10.9 -> 10.9 + 0.3
  • Doc Cash gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 7.6 -> 7.6 + 0.3
  • Fenry Wobin gained Rock Broom.
    • + Rock Broom
    • Overall 6.9 -> 6.9 + 0.5
  • Aymer Eggleton gained Mesh Broom.
    • + Mesh Broom
    • Overall 6.2 -> 6.2 + 0.5
  • Lucy VanderMale gained Broom of Charisma.
    • + Broom of Charisma
    • Overall 9.9 -> 9.9 + 1.2
  • Irnee Bluesky gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 12.9 -> 12.9 + 0.2
  • Tyler Violet gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 9.8 -> 9.8 + 0.1
  • Thomas Kirby gained Golden Broom.
    • + Golden Broom
    • +  Super IdolThis player will earn Fans double the rewards from all Idol Snacks.
      See also: Glossary
    • Overall 6.0 -> 6.0 + 0.1
  • Cedric Gonzalez gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 9.9 -> 9.9 + 0.1
  • Percival Bendie gained Chunky Broom.
    • + Chunky Broom
    • +  ChunkyThis player will have 100% more Power in Peanut Weather.
    • Overall 9.4 -> 9.4 + 0.2
  • Elip Dean gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 9.4 -> 9.4 + 0.2
  • Wesley Vodka gained Aluminum Broom.
    • + Aluminum Broom
  • Zane Vapor gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 10.9 -> 10.9 + 0.4
  • Daniel Koch gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 10.3 -> 10.3 + 0.3
  • Lenix Ren gained Rock Broom.
    • + Rock Broom
    • Overall 7.7 -> 7.7 + 0.1
  • Sullivan Septemberish gained Rubber Broom.
    • + Rubber Broom
    • Overall 9.1 -> 9.1 + 0.9
  • Dominic Woman gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 7.7 -> 7.7 + 0.2
  • Moira Ball gained Broom.
    • + Broom
    • Overall 7.8 -> 7.8 + 0.1
  • Lottie Ceilingfan gained Golden Broom.
    • + Golden Broom
    • +  Super Idol
    • Overall 11.9 -> 11.9 + 0.3
  • The Tigers had 21% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 28%
    1,631,376 votes were cast.
• 
  Liability blessed the Hades Tigers.
  • The Tigers made a roster move.
    • 🐅 - Paula Turnip, Lineup
    • 🐅 + Paula Turnip, Rotation
  • The Tigers had 20% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 44%
    84,875 votes were cast.
• 
  Double Negative blessed the Hades Tigers.
  • The Tigers recruited Hatfield Suzuki from the Millennials
    • 📱 - Hatfield Suzuki, Lineup
    • 🐅 + Hatfield Suzuki, Lineup
  • The Tigers recruited Hatfield Suzuki from the Tigers
    • 🐅 - Hatfield Suzuki, Lineup
    • 🐅 + Hatfield Suzuki, Lineup
  • The Tigers had 8% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Garages with 31%
    2,330,344 votes were cast.
• 
  Rotation Alternate Trust blessed the Hades Tigers.
  • Dunlap Figueroa's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 11.7 → 11.7
  • Dunlap Figueroa's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Paula Turnip's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 5.2 → 8.7
  • Paula Turnip's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • The Tigers had 43% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    416,910 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Alternate Trust blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • Bates Silk's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 10.3 → 11.6
  • Bates Silk's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Atlas Diaz's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 7.4 → 8.1
  • Atlas Diaz's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • H-l-x-nd-ey Wa-ton's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 12.3 → 12.4
  • H-l-x-nd-ey Wa-ton's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Melton Telephone's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 7.9 → 10.4
  • Melton Telephone's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Nolastname Sokol's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 8.6 → 12.2
  • Nolastname Sokol's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Buck Latenight's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 6.1 → 9.5
  • Buck Latenight's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Bon- J-kes' Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 13.6 → 13.6
  • Bon- J-kes' Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Logan Rodriguez's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 16.0 → 16.0
  • Logan Rodriguez's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • England Voorhees' Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 10.7 → 10.7
  • England Voorhees' Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Kirkland Sobremesa's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 6.2 → 7.7
  • Kirkland Sobremesa's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Juan Murphy's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 8.9 → 8.9
  • Juan Murphy's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Adkins Tosser's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 9.0 → 10.2
  • Adkins Tosser's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Travis Bendie's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 10.8 → 11.1
  • Travis Bendie's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Tucker Lenny's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 11.0 → 11.1
  • Tucker Lenny's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Gia Wuppo's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 9.3 → 9.3
  • Gia Wuppo's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Leo Baron's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 9.2 → 10.4
  • Leo Baron's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • The Magic had 50% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    4,562,517 votes were cast.
• 
  Complete 180 blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • Magic's most eDense Player Wyatt Glover was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • The Magic had 15% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 27%
    346,541 votes were cast.
• 
  Immovable Object blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • Magic's most eDense Player Curry Aliciakeyes was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • The Magic had 73% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,582,160 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Cinnamon Challenge blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
  • The Sunbeams' had their Shadows player's Cinnamon adjusted by 1 to 16%.
  • Chris Koch's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 0.1 → 0.3
  • Scrap Weeks' Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 1.1 → 1.4
  • Avila Baker's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 2.8 → 3.1
  • Lotus Clutch's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.7 → 5.1
  • Nucleus Cresthill's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 2.9 → 3.4
  • Elwin Blaskets' Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 2.9 → 3.2
  • Noquiryn Ratoon's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 0.9 → 1.1
  • Bobbin Inningson's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 0.6 → 0.8
  • Kaj Statter Jr.'s Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 3.3 → 3.4
  • Tot Best's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 2.6 → 2.8
  • Newton Underbuck's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.8 → 5.3
  • Lars Taylor's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.1 → 4.5
  • Liam Petty's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 3.3 → 3.8
  • Joe Voorhees' Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.0 → 4.6
  • Baby Sliders' Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.9 → 5.1
  • Comfort Monreal's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 2.7 → 3.1
  • Harriet Gildehaus' Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.4 → 4.6
  • Francisca Burton's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 1.1 → 1.6
  • Jayden Wright's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.0 → 4.5
  • Kevelyn Clambucket's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.6 → 4.8
  • Borg Ruiz's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 3.7 → 4.2
  • Frankie Crumpet's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 2.3 → 2.3
  • The Sunbeams were impaired.
    • Cinnamon 3.4 → 3.4
  • The Sunbeams had 8% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 26%
    1,346,915 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Pressure Cooker blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
  • The Sunbeams' had their Shadows player's Pressurization adjusted by 1 to 16%.
  • Chris Koch's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 2.3 → 2.6
  • Scrap Weeks' Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 1.0 → 1.6
  • Avila Baker's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 3.1 → 3.8
  • Lotus Clutch's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 1.3 → 2.1
  • Nucleus Cresthill's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 0.9 → 1.3
  • Elwin Blaskets' Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 0.2 → 0.8
  • Noquiryn Ratoon's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 2.6 → 3.3
  • Bobbin Inningson's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 2.4 → 2.7
  • Kaj Statter Jr.'s Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 1.6 → 2.4
  • Tot Best's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 2.2 → 2.9
  • Newton Underbuck's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 4.4 → 4.9
  • Lars Taylor's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 0.7 → 0.8
  • Liam Petty's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 0.7 → 0.7
  • Joe Voorhees' Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 0.3 → 0.6
  • Baby Sliders' Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 4.3 → 5.0
  • Comfort Monreal's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 2.0 → 2.2
  • Harriet Gildehaus' Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 1.3 → 2.0
  • Francisca Burton's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 4.1 → 4.2
  • Jayden Wright's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 1.3 → 1.9
  • Kevelyn Clambucket's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 4.8 → 5.1
  • Borg Ruiz's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 4.9 → 5.4
  • Frankie Crumpet's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 2.3 → 2.5
  • The Sunbeams were impaired.
    • Pressurization 3.4 → 3.4
  • The Sunbeams had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Breath Mints with 45%
    556,025 votes were cast.
• 
  Soul Food blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
  • Gabriel Griffith's soul was increased.
    • 4 -> 103
  • The Firefighters had 37% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    707,237 votes were cast.
• 
  Darkside Flip blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
  • Firefighters' Player Rush Valenzuela was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Patel Olive was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Travis Nakamura was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Declan Suzanne was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Irnee Fiesta was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Anastasia Isarobot was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Lance Serotonin was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Alx Keming was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Zion Facepunch was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Tyler Leatherman was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Tyreek Cain was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Grit Watson was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Caleb Alvarado was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Kennedy Rodgers was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Zi Sliders was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Orpheus Yardstick was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Geepa Beanpot was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Tucker Thane was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • Firefighters' Player Muggsy Portmanteau was Flipped.
    • +  Negative
  • The Firefighters had 9% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Moist Talkers with 15%
    4,006,107 votes were cast.
• 
  Pressure Cooker blessed the Miami Dale.
  • The Dale's had their Active player's Pressurization adjusted by 1 to 8%.
  • Trinity Smaht's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 1.6 → 1.8
  • Qais Dogwalker's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 2.5 → 2.7
  • Jomgy Rolsenthal's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 4.1 → 4.5
  • Richmond Harrison's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 3.9 → 4.1
  • Jode Crutch's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 1.5 → 1.5
  • Rivers Clembons' Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 4.9 → 5.1
  • Willow Dice's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 0.6 → 1.0
  • Rush Ito's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 1.8 → 2.0
  • Francisca Sasquatch's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 2.8 → 3.0
  • Howell Rocha's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 3.5 → 3.6
  • Caleb Novak's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 0.3 → 0.4
  • Liam Snail's Pressurization was boosted.
    • Pressurization 4.9 → 4.9
  • The Dale were impaired.
    • Pressurization 3.5 → 3.5
  • The Dale had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Breath Mints with 27%
    986,220 votes were cast.
• 
  Strong Armed blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • The Shoe Thieves made a roster move.
    • 👟 - Oscar Dollie, Rotation
    • 👟 + Oscar Dollie, Lineup
  • The Shoe Thieves had 59% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    820,637 votes were cast.
• 
  Cinnamon Challenge blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • The Shoe Thieves' had their Active player's Cinnamon adjusted by 1 to 8%.
  • Simon Haley's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 6.2 → 6.3
  • Herring Winfield's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 5.8 → 6.0
  • Ren Hunter's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 2.7 → 2.9
  • Stu Trololol's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 3.1 → 3.4
  • Oscar Dollie's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 3.1 → 3.3
  • Jordan Hildebert's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 3.5 → 3.6
  • Velasquez Alstott's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 3.4 → 3.6
  • Esme Ramsey's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 4.0 → 4.2
  • Agan Harrison's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 1.1 → 1.4
  • Richardson Games' Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 2.1 → 2.4
  • Gunther O'Brian's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 1.1 → 1.3
  • Inky Rutledge's Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 3.5 → 3.6
  • Cornelius Games' Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 0.6 → 0.7
  • Snyder Briggs' Cinnamon was boosted.
    • Cinnamon 6.2 → 6.4
  • The Shoe Thieves were impaired.
    • Cinnamon 4.3 → 4.3
  • The Shoe Thieves had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 25%
    2,790,005 votes were cast.
• 
  Trader blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Breath Mints' random Player Mooney Doctor II gained the permanent mod Trader.
    • +  TraderThis Player has a chance of swapping Items with an opponent during a game.
  • The Breath Mints had 12% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 16%
    902,798 votes were cast.
• 
  Cluttered blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Breath Mints' random Player Rodriguez Internet gained the permanent mod Cluttered.
    • +  ClutteredThis Player will play better in Filthier Ballparks.
  • The Breath Mints had 9% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Worms with 30%
    2,291,146 votes were cast.
• 
  Lineup Alternate Trust blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Lenjamin Zhuge's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 10.6 → 10.7
  • Lenjamin Zhuge's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Wyatt Mason X's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 13.1 → 13.1
  • Wyatt Mason X's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alaynabella Hollywood's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 17.2 → 17.2
  • Alaynabella Hollywood's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • The Garages had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 51%
    205,171 votes were cast.
• 
  Gaudy blessed the Mexico City Wild Wings.
  • Wild Wings' random Player Doginic Burgertoes gained the permanent mod Gaudy.
    • +  GaudyThis Player will play better in Ballparks with more Modifications.
  • The Wild Wings had 1% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 17%
    6,394,715 votes were cast.

Post Election

• The Lift used their Free Will.
  • -  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
• The Wild Wings used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Georgias used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Garages used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• Pitching Machine II faded away from the Jazz Hands.
  • 👐 - Pitching Machine II
• Pitching Machine II faded to dust.
  • +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
• Chorby Soul V faded away from the Georgias.
  • 🔱 - Chorby Soul V
• Chorby Soul V faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Valentine Games II faded away from the Tacos.
  • 🌮 - Valentine Games II
• Valentine Games II faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Pitching Machine III faded away from the Flowers.
  • 🌹 - Pitching Machine III
• Pitching Machine III faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Chorby Soul IV faded away from the Worms.
  • 🐌 - Chorby Soul IV
• Chorby Soul IV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Liquid Friend II faded away from the Worms.
  • 🐌 - Liquid Friend II
• Liquid Friend II and Uncle Plasma III are weaker apart.
  • -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
• Liquid Friend II faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Uncle Plasma III faded away from the Worms.
  • 🐌 - Uncle Plasma III
• Uncle Plasma III are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Uncle Plasma III faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Uncle Plasma II faded away from the Millennials.
  • 📱 - Uncle Plasma II
• Uncle Plasma II faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Liquid Friend III faded away from the Steaks.
  • 🥩 - Liquid Friend III
• Liquid Friend III faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Liquid Friend IV faded away from the Lovers.
  • 💋 - Liquid Friend IV
• Liquid Friend IV and Uncle Plasma IV are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Liquid Friend IV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Uncle Plasma IV faded away from the Lovers.
  • 💋 - Uncle Plasma IV
• Uncle Plasma IV are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Uncle Plasma IV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Jasper Blather roamed to a new team.
  • 🌞 - Jasper Blather, Lineup
  • 🐌 + Jasper Blather, Lineup
• Evelton McBlase II roamed to a new team.
  • 🦀 - Evelton McBlase II, Lineup
  • 📱 + Evelton McBlase II, Lineup
• Sun(Sun) Recharged.
  • 17.82%

Despite record Successes
Ratings are in Free Fall
We've seen active hostility toward Consumers.
Classified information has been Leaked
All due to another disappointing oversight
By Our Gift Shop Manager.
Security Clearances were bypassed.
Our Historian's generosity was violated.
These Leaks must stop at once.
We have a message to those
Who threaten Our League's stability
We are going to Win
Like it or not.