Orpheus Yardstick

[UNLOCKED]Shadows Player
This player was born in the Shadows, and has not seen active play. Please do not propose lore for this player until that time.

Orpheus Yardstick
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Status	Shadowed
Batting	(1.2)
Pitching	(0.6)
Defense	(2.4)
Running	(1.3)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	None
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Doing crimes
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	92

Orpheus Yardstick is a pitcher in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Records

Yardstick joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters as the Firefighters' Season β12 Playoff Birth.

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