Finn James

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Finn James is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs, and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 63.

Official League Records

James joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs on Season 4, Day 63 after the incineration of Combs Duende.

During the Season 4 elections, James became a pitcher via the Mutual Aid blessing.

During the Season 5 elections, James received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, Falling Stars, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season 10, Day 72, James threw only the 2nd perfect game in recorded blaseball history. They recorded 4 strikeouts against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands in a 10-0 victory.

On Season 20, Day 88, James retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Axel Campbell via the Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine.

On Season 21, Day 72, James rejoined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for Axel Campbell via the Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine. During the Season 21 elections, James gained the Heist Expert modification as a result of the Play to Find Out blessing.

Over the course of Season 23, James entered and exited the Crabs' Shadows two times as a result of Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Finn James Files

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Finn James

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about James:

Finn James appears to be a curious fish
He joined us on a dark and gloomy day
Under circumstances none could ever wish
When rogue umps had set our Combs to fricassee

A batter, Finn could barely hit a grounder
But a blessing changed him to a pitching great
On the mound now, he is rarely seen to flounder
Facing fearsome hitters, he’s been known to skate

And the fact that he’s at home with teammates clawed
Makes us wonder if there is a Blaseball Cod.

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