Beta/Season 19/Election Results

Decrees

• Under Achiever passed with 8,437,909 Votes, 73% of all Decree Votes
  • THE MIRROR DOUBLES
    DIVIDES
    ADVANCING LOSSES
    SPINNING VICTORY
    END OVER END
  • UNWIN THE UNDERBRACKET
    • +  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.

Tidings

• A DEBT II
  • THE LEAGUE WAS LEVERAGED
    SUN(SUN) WAS FORGED
    SUN(SUN) WAS SET
  • BLASEBALL WAS RAISED BY A SECOND POWER
    • +  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.
• sorry again
  • here you go jazz hands
    • +  Free GiftThis Team will receive an Extra Gift from the next Gift Shop.
  • here you go georgias
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go tacos
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go dale
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go spies
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go worms
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go millennials
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go steaks
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go pies
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go garages
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go mechanics
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go magic
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go breath mints
    • +  Free Gift
  • here you go crabs
    • +  Free Gift

Wills

List of Wills Results:

• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Wild Wings vote to infuse Cell Barajas' Pitching ability.
  • Cell Barajas' Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 4.7 → 5.9
  • Shadow Infuse - 27% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 29% of Wild Wings Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 8% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Wild Wings chose to bring Cell Barajas forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Joshua Watson.
  • The Wild Wings swapped two players on their roster.
    • Cell Barajas -> Rotation
    • Joshua Watson -> Shadows
  • Joshua Watson entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 15.2 → 15.9
  • Foreshadow - 62% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Wild Wings Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 59% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Garages chose to bring Emblem Warhorse forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Brisket Friendo.
  • The Garages swapped two players on their roster.
    • Emblem Warhorse -> Lineup
    • Brisket Friendo -> Shadows
  • Brisket Friendo entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.6 → 8.4
  • Foreshadow - 2% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 43% of Garages Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Garages vote to infuse Theodore Duende's Defense ability.
  • Theodore Duende's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 1.9 → 3.2
  • Shadow Infuse - 42% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Garages Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 39% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Magic vote to swap --l-xa-dre- Walton and Evelton McBlase II.
  • The Lift and Magic made a trade.
    • 🏋️‍ - --l-xa-dre- Walton + Evelton McBlase II
    • ✨ - Evelton McBlase II + --l-xa-dre- Walton
  • Equivalent Exchange - 39% of all Magic Will Votes
    This Filing - 9% of Magic Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Magic vote to infuse Washer Barajas' Batting ability.
  • Washer Barajas' Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 2.3 → 3.9
  • Shadow Infuse - 23% of all Magic Will Votes
    This Filing - 56% of Magic Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Revoke
  • The Shoe Thieves revoke Bright Zimmerman.
  • Bright Zimmerman embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
    • +  On an OdysseyThis Player is boosted 2% every team they join a Team.
  • Bright Zimmerman roamed to a new team.
    • 👟 - Bright Zimmerman, Shadows
    • 🍬 + Bright Zimmerman, Shadows
  • Bright Zimmerman was boosted.
    • Combined 10.0 → 10.4
  • Bright Zimmerman entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.4 → 11.1
  • Badgerson Stromboli is Partying!
    • Combined 9.0 → 10.4
  • William Boone is Partying!
    • Combined 9.7 → 10.9
  • Drosophila Fashion is Partying!
    • Combined 7.6 → 9.1
  • Winnie Loser is Partying!
    • Combined 7.2 → 8.7
  • Shadow Revoke - 20% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 75% of Shoe Thieves Shadow Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 15% chance of happening.
• 
  Reform
  • The Shoe Thieves choose to reroll Stu Trololol's Flinch mod.
  • Stu Trololol re-rolled from Flinch to Spicy.
    •  FlinchHitters with Flinch cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat. ->  SpicySpicy batters will be Red Hot when they get three consecutive hits.
  • Reform - 26% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 33% of Shoe Thieves Reform Votes
    Final Odds - 9% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Worms chose to bring Ephraim Ladd forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Muse Scantron.
  • The Worms swapped two players on their roster.
    • Ephraim Ladd -> Lineup
    • Muse Scantron -> Shadows
  • Muse Scantron entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.0 → 9.7
  • Foreshadow - 40% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 71% of Worms Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 28% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Worms vote to swap Parker Meng and Jacoby Podcast.
  • The Crabs and Worms made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Parker Meng + Jacoby Podcast
    • 🐌 - Jacoby Podcast + Parker Meng
  • Equivalent Exchange - 21% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 48% of Worms Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 10% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Flowers choose Jaylen Hotdogfingers to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Alternate is called.
    • +  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate...
      Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
    • Combined 11.2 → 11.3
  • Alternate Jaylen Hotdogfingers arrived with Negative.
    • +  NegativeThis Player is a Negative.
      Negative players have negative eDensity.
  • Alternate Trust - 4% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 35% of Flowers Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Flowers vote to swap Jacob Haynes and Hierophantic Foible.
  • The Breath Mints and Flowers made a trade.
    • 🍬 - Jacob Haynes + Hierophantic Foible
    • 🌹 - Hierophantic Foible + Jacob Haynes
  • Equivalent Exchange - 61% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Flowers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 54% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Lovers chose to bring Mindy Salad forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Helga Burton.
  • The Lovers swapped two players on their roster.
    • Mindy Salad -> Rotation
    • Helga Burton -> Shadows
  • Helga Burton entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.0 → 10.7
  • Foreshadow - 40% of all Lovers Will Votes
    This Filing - 91% of Lovers Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Lovers vote to infuse Mindy Salad's Pitching ability.
  • Mindy Salad's Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 3.6 → 4.8
  • Shadow Infuse - 46% of all Lovers Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Lovers Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 45% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Lift chose to bring Kit Honey forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Silvaire Semiquaver.
  • The Lift swapped two players on their roster.
    • Kit Honey -> Lineup
    • Silvaire Semiquaver -> Shadows
  • Silvaire Semiquaver entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 14.1 → 14.8
  • Foreshadow - 49% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Lift Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 47% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Lift vote to swap Engine Eberhardt and Cory Ross.
  • The Steaks and Lift made a trade.
    • 🥩 - Engine Eberhardt + Cory Ross
    • 🏋️‍ - Cory Ross + Engine Eberhardt
  • Equivalent Exchange - 46% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 76% of Lift Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 35% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Steaks chose to bring Zoey Kirchner forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Zephyr McCloud.
  • The Steaks swapped two players on their roster.
    • Zoey Kirchner -> Rotation
    • Zephyr McCloud -> Shadows
  • Zephyr McCloud entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 12.6 → 13.3
  • Foreshadow - 44% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Steaks Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 42% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Steaks vote to swap Jessica Telephone and Kline Greenlemon.
  • The Lift and Steaks made a trade.
    • 🏋️‍ - Jessica Telephone + Kline Greenlemon
    • 🥩 - Kline Greenlemon + Jessica Telephone
  • Equivalent Exchange - 9% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 19% of Steaks Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Mechanics vote to infuse PolkaDot Patterson's Batting ability.
  • PolkaDot Patterson's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 3.9 → 4.9
  • Shadow Infuse - 34% of all Mechanics Will Votes
    This Filing - 74% of Mechanics Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 25% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Mechanics chose to bring Agan Harrison forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Bees ----el-.
  • The Mechanics swapped two players on their roster.
    • Agan Harrison -> Lineup
    • Bees ----el- -> Shadows
  • Bees ----el- entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 12.7 → 13.3
  • Foreshadow - 28% of all Mechanics Will Votes
    This Filing - 88% of Mechanics Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 24% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Breath Mints vote to move Trinity Roche to their Shadow Lineup.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Trinity Roche, Lineup
    • 🍬 + Trinity Roche, Shadows
  • Trinity Roche entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.1 → 8.0
  • Move - 46% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 91% of Breath Mints Move Votes
    Final Odds - 42% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Breath Mints vote to infuse Uncle Plasma's Pitching ability.
  • Uncle Plasma's Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 5.1 → 6.6
  • Shadow Infuse - 43% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Breath Mints Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 42% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Tigers chose to bring Mummy Melcon forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Famous Owens.
  • The Tigers swapped two players on their roster.
    • Mummy Melcon -> Rotation
    • Famous Owens -> Shadows
  • Famous Owens entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 16.2 → 16.7
  • Foreshadow - 34% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 90% of Tigers Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 30% chance of happening.
• 
  Reform
  • The Tigers choose to reroll Paula Turnip's Super Idol mod.
  • Paula Turnip re-rolled from Super Idol to Credit to the Team.
    •  Super IdolThis player will earn Fans double the rewards from all Idol Snacks.
      See also: Glossary ->  Credit to the TeamThis player will earn Fans 5x the rewards from all Idol Snacks.
      See also: Glossary
  • Reform - 39% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Tigers Reform Votes
    Final Odds - 37% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Dale choose Caleb Novak to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Caleb Novak's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 9.9 → 10.0
  • Alternate Caleb Novak arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 33% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Dale Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 33% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Dale vote to infuse Rush Ito's Batting ability.
  • Rush Ito's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 2.6 → 4.1
  • Shadow Infuse - 34% of all Dale Will Votes
    This Filing - 92% of Dale Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Crabs vote to swap Fran Beans and Trinity Smaht.
  • The Wild Wings and Crabs made a trade.
    • 🍗 - Fran Beans + Trinity Smaht
    • 🦀 - Trinity Smaht + Fran Beans
  • Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 4% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Crabs vote to infuse Montgomery Bullock's Pitching ability.
  • Montgomery Bullock's Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 4.3 → 5.8
  • Shadow Infuse - 38% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Crabs Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Millennials vote to infuse Ruslan Duran's Defense ability.
  • Ruslan Duran's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 3.9 → 4.9
  • Shadow Infuse - 40% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 90% of Millennials Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Millennials vote to move Greer Gwiffin to their Lineup.
  • The Millennials made a roster move.
    • 📱 - Greer Gwiffin, Rotation
    • 📱 + Greer Gwiffin, Lineup
  • Move - 39% of all Millennials Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Millennials Move Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Tacos vote to infuse Son Jensen's Batting ability.
  • Son Jensen's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 2.6 → 3.9
  • Shadow Infuse - 41% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 85% of Tacos Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 34% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Tacos vote to move Fish Summer to their Lineup.
  • The Tacos made a roster move.
    • 🌮 - Fish Summer, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Fish Summer, Lineup
  • Move - 45% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Tacos Move Votes
    Final Odds - 45% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Jazz Hands vote to infuse Edric Tosser's Batting ability.
  • Edric Tosser's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 2.0 → 3.2
  • Shadow Infuse - 21% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 44% of Jazz Hands Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 9% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Jazz Hands vote to swap Wyatt Pothos and Logan Rodriguez.
  • The Magic and Jazz Hands made a trade.
    • ✨ - Wyatt Pothos + Logan Rodriguez
    • 👐 - Logan Rodriguez + Wyatt Pothos
  • Equivalent Exchange - 54% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Jazz Hands Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 49% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Georgias vote to swap Dickerson Morse and Wyatt Mason IV.
  • The Steaks and Georgias made a trade.
    • 🥩 - Dickerson Morse + Wyatt Mason IV
    • 🔱 - Wyatt Mason IV + Dickerson Morse
  • Equivalent Exchange - 28% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 5% of Georgias Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Georgias vote to infuse Neerie McCloud's Batting ability.
  • Neerie McCloud's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 2.2 → 3.4
  • Shadow Infuse - 5% of all Georgias Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Georgias Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Firefighters choose Socks Maybe to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Socks Maybe's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 9.2 → 9.3
  • Alternate Socks Maybe arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 5% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 85% of Firefighters Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Firefighters chose to bring Clare Mccall forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Caleb Alvarado.
  • The Firefighters swapped two players on their roster.
    • Clare Mccall -> Rotation
    • Caleb Alvarado -> Shadows
  • Caleb Alvarado entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.7 → 9.4
  • Foreshadow - 23% of all Firefighters Will Votes
    This Filing - 1% of Firefighters Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Sunbeams chose to bring Sigmund Castillo forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Lars Taylor.
  • The Sunbeams swapped two players on their roster.
    • Sigmund Castillo -> Rotation
    • Lars Taylor -> Shadows
  • Lars Taylor entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 12.3 → 13.0
  • Foreshadow - 40% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
    This Filing - 97% of Sunbeams Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 39% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Sunbeams vote to infuse Sigmund Castillo's Pitching ability.
  • Sigmund Castillo's Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 4.9 → 6.4
  • Shadow Infuse - 40% of all Sunbeams Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Sunbeams Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• 
  Alternate Trust
  • The Moist Talkers choose Amos Melon to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Amos Melon's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 13.4 → 13.5
  • Alternate Amos Melon arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 10% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 61% of Moist Talkers Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Moist Talkers vote to infuse London Simmons' Batting ability.
  • London Simmons' Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 4.1 → 5.2
  • Shadow Infuse - 32% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Moist Talkers Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Moist Talkers vote to swap Cudi Di Batterino and Goobie Ballson.
  • The Lift and Moist Talkers made a trade.
    • 🏋️‍ - Cudi Di Batterino + Goobie Ballson
    • 🗣️ - Goobie Ballson + Cudi Di Batterino
  • Equivalent Exchange - 12% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 5% of Moist Talkers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Reform
  • The Spies choose to reroll Yeong-Ho Garcia's Friend of Crows mod.
  • Yeong-Ho Garcia re-rolled from Friend of Crows to Walk in the Park.
    •  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters.
      The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out. ->  Walk in the ParkThose with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball.
  • Reform - 6% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 99% of Spies Reform Votes
    Final Odds - 6% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Spies vote to move Mohammed Picklestein to their Shadow Rotation.
  • The Spies made a roster move.
    • 🕵️ - Mohammed Picklestein, Rotation
    • 🕵️ + Mohammed Picklestein, Shadows
  • Mohammed Picklestein entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 13.7 → 14.5
  • Move - 20% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Spies Move Votes
    Final Odds - 19% chance of happening.
• 
  Item Move
  • The Spies chose to move Golden Necklace to Jasper Blather.
  • Fitzgerald Blackburn dropped Golden Necklace.
    • - Golden Necklace
    • -  Super Idol
    • Overall 17.7 + 0.1 -> 17.7
  • Jasper Blather dropped Rubber Shoes.
    • - Rubber Shoes
    • Overall 11.8 + 0.5 -> 11.8
  • Jasper Blather gained Golden Necklace.
    • + Golden Necklace
    • +  Super Idol
    • Overall 11.8 -> 11.8 + 0.2
  • Jasper Blather's Golden Necklace was repaired.
  • Item Move - 7% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 5% of Spies Item Move Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Fridays chose to bring Yasslyn Statter Jr. forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Mordecai Kingbird.
  • The Fridays swapped two players on their roster.
    • Yasslyn Statter Jr. -> Rotation
    • Mordecai Kingbird -> Shadows
  • Mordecai Kingbird entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.6 → 12.3
  • Foreshadow - 30% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 94% of Fridays Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 28% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Fridays vote to move Mordecai Kingbird to their Shadow Lineup.
  • The Fridays made a roster move.
    • 🏝️ - Mordecai Kingbird, Shadows
    • 🏝️ + Mordecai Kingbird, Shadows
  • Move - 30% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 3% of Fridays Move Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Fridays vote to swap Gabriel Griffith and Alyssa Harrell.
  • The Firefighters and Fridays made a trade.
    • 🔥 - Gabriel Griffith + Alyssa Harrell
    • 🏝️ - Alyssa Harrell + Gabriel Griffith
  • Equivalent Exchange - 6% of all Fridays Will Votes
    This Filing - 1% of Fridays Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
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  Alternate Trust
  • The Pies choose Peanut Holloway to receive an Alternate Trust.
  • Peanut Holloway's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 10.8 → 10.8
  • Peanut Holloway feels renewed.
    • -  AttractorWhen this Player scores a Run, they'll join the Shadows of the Team that scored them, if they're not already on their Roster.
  • Alternate Peanut Holloway arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Alternate Trust - 32% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Pies Alternate Trust Votes
    Final Odds - 32% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Pies vote to infuse Doc Anice's Batting ability.
  • Doc Anice's Batting is Infused.
    • Batting 3.1 → 4.4
  • Shadow Infuse - 33% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Pies Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 32% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Pies vote to swap Kaz Fiasco and Elvis Figueroa.
  • The Sunbeams and Pies made a trade.
    • 🌞 - Kaz Fiasco + Elvis Figueroa
    • 🥧 - Elvis Figueroa + Kaz Fiasco
  • Equivalent Exchange - 3% of all Pies Will Votes
    This Filing - 33% of Pies Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.

Blessings

List of Blessing Results:

• 
  Targeted Evolution blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Oliver Mueller Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Betsy Trombone Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • The Garages had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 12%
    2,562,285 votes were cast.
• 
  Defense Practice blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • The Magic's had their Active player's Defense adjusted by 1 to 4%.
  • The Magic were boosted.
    • Defense 3.7 → 3.7
  • Tiana Wheeler's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 4.0 → 4.9
  • Goodwin Morin II's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 6.3 → 6.4
  • James Mora's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 5.2 → 5.3
  • Francisco P-eston's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 3.2 → 3.3
  • Logan Rodriguez's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 4.6 → 4.7
  • Bonk Jokes' defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.4 → 2.5
  • Bevan Wise's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 4.4 → 4.4
  • --l-xa-dre- Walton's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 5.1 → 5.2
  • King Weatherman's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 4.5 → 4.6
  • Cravel Gesundheit's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.2 → 2.4
  • Curry Aliciakeyes' defense was boosted.
    • Defense 5.6 → 5.7
  • Eizabeth Elliott's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.3 → 2.5
  • The Magic had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 21%
    2,119,921 votes were cast.
• 
  Now Hiring blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • The Shoe Thieves recruited Agan Harrison from the Mechanics
    • 🛠️ - Agan Harrison, Lineup
    • 👟 + Agan Harrison, Lineup
  • The Shoe Thieves had 68% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    428,919 votes were cast.
• 
  Fax Preparation blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • The Shoe Thieves made a roster move.
    • 👟 - Goodwin Morin III, Lineup
    • 👟 + Goodwin Morin III, Shadows
  • Goodwin Morin III entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 24.2 → 24.7
  • The Shoe Thieves had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Worms with 21%
    232,744 votes were cast.
• 
  Cluttered blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • Worms' random Player Scratch Deleuze gained the permanent mod Cluttered.
    • +  ClutteredThis Player will play better in Filthier Ballparks.
  • The Worms had 19% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 22%
    620,677 votes were cast.
• 
  Subtractor blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • Worms avoided Subtraction.
    The Moist Talkers' Cedric Spliff is now a Subtractor.
    • +  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
  • The Worms had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 28%
    377,964 votes were cast.
• 
  Go Big? Go Home blessed the Boston Flowers.
  • Flowers avoided Underachievement.
    The Crabs' Alston Cerveza is now an Underachiever.
    • +  UnderachieverWhen this Player hits a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
  • The Flowers had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 20%
    354,059 votes were cast.
• 
  Guarded blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
  • Lovers' random Player Karato Bean gained the permanent mod Guarded.
    • +  GuardedThis Player will play better in more Fortified Ballparks, and worse in less Fortified Ballparks.
  • The Lovers had 32% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    311,496 votes were cast.
• 
  Cover Letters blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
  • The Lovers' had their Shadow player's Defense adjusted by -5 to 20%.
  • Nerd James' defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.8 → 3.2
  • Milo Brown's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 3.9 → 4.3
  • Chorby Spoon's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.1 → 2.2
  • Gita Biscuits' defense was impaired.
    • Defense 3.3 → 3.3
  • Johndan McGhee's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 3.9 → 4.2
  • Bistro Succotash's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.4 → 3.1
  • Kurt Crueller's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 7.6 → 8.1
  • Fletcher Yamamoto's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 1.4 → 1.9
  • Karato Rangel's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.6 → 3.2
  • Abner Wood's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 3.4 → 3.5
  • Annie Williams' defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.5 → 3.0
  • Frazier Tosser's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 1.8 → 2.2
  • Sandie Nelson's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.8 → 3.4
  • Amaya Jackson's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.8 → 3.1
  • Aureliano Estes' defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.5 → 3.1
  • Helga Burton's defense was boosted.
    • Defense 2.3 → 2.7
  • The Lovers had 0% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Garages with 35%
    1,943,261 votes were cast.
• 
  Outdoorsy blessed the Tokyo Lift.
  • Lift's random Player Kline Greenlemon gained the permanent mod Outdoorsy.
    • +  OutdoorsyThis Player will play better in more Grandiose Ballparks, and worse in less Grandiose Ballparks.
  • The Lift had 14% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Magic with 72%
    1,184,444 votes were cast.
• 
  Hits Keep Coming blessed the Dallas Steaks.
  • The Steaks' Lineup was sorted by descending Tragicness.
  • The Steaks had 21% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    51,569 votes were cast.
• 
  Junk Baller blessed the Dallas Steaks.
  • Leach Herman's Unthwackability was improved by -5%.
    • Unthwackability 5.3 → 5.0
  • The Steaks had 11% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 15%
    1,242,032 votes were cast.
• 
  Pitching Practice blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • The Crabs' had their Rotation's Pitching adjusted by 1 to 4%.
  • The Crabs were boosted.
    • Pitching 4.2 → 4.2
  • Lorcan Smaht's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 4.9 → 5.1
  • Jacoby Podcast's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 4.6 → 4.8
  • Adalberto Tosser's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 4.7 → 4.8
  • Finn James' pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 4.3 → 4.4
  • The Crabs had 10% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 19%
    1,536,185 votes were cast.
• 
  Fax Numbers blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • The Crabs' had their Shadow player's Pitching adjusted by -5 to 20%.
  • Jon Halifax's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 3.0 → 3.3
  • Pierre Haley's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.5 → 2.2
  • Axel Campbell's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 3.4 → 4.2
  • Rosa Holloway's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.5 → 2.7
  • Bevan Underbuck's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.9 → 2.2
  • Hercules Lincecum's pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 0.5 → 0.4
  • Samothes Dembélé's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.8 → 3.6
  • Samothes Thwompson's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.2 → 1.5
  • Miguel Peterson's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.0 → 2.6
  • Squid Galvanic's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.0 → 2.6
  • Robbins Schmitt's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 0.9 → 1.0
  • Alexandria Hess' pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.3 → 2.8
  • Joyner Rugrat's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.2 → 1.9
  • Javier Howe's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.6 → 2.9
  • Elijah Glover's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.7 → 2.0
  • Thomas Marsh's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.7 → 2.3
  • Matheo Tanaka's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.8 → 3.1
  • Montgomery Bullock's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 5.8 → 6.6
  • Parker Parra's pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 1.7 → 1.7
  • The Crabs had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 17%
    3,443,325 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadowrun blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • The Crabs' had their Shadow player's Baserunning adjusted by -5 to 20%.
  • Jon Halifax's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.1 → 1.6
  • Pierre Haley's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.4 → 2.0
  • Axel Campbell's baserunning was impaired.
    • Baserunning 2.3 → 2.2
  • Rosa Holloway's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.1 → 2.1
  • Bevan Underbuck's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 4.4 → 4.8
  • Hercules Lincecum's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.1 → 3.1
  • Samothes Dembélé's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.1 → 3.2
  • Samothes Thwompson's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.9 → 2.1
  • Miguel Peterson's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.6 → 3.9
  • Squid Galvanic's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.9 → 3.6
  • Robbins Schmitt's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.0 → 3.5
  • Alexandria Hess' baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.5 → 2.1
  • Joyner Rugrat's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.8 → 3.2
  • Javier Howe's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.2 → 3.8
  • Elijah Glover's baserunning was impaired.
    • Baserunning 2.7 → 2.6
  • Thomas Marsh's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.7 → 1.8
  • Matheo Tanaka's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.5 → 2.7
  • Montgomery Bullock's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.4 → 2.4
  • Parker Parra's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 4.4 → 4.6
  • The Crabs had 13% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Jazz Hands with 14%
    1,449,254 votes were cast.
• 
  Revelations blessed the New York Millennials.
  • Sandie Carver's Omniscience was improved by 13%.
    • Omniscience 1.7 → 2.4
  • The Millennials had 8% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%
    703,556 votes were cast.
• 
  Gaudy blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  • Tacos' random Player Mcdowell Mason gained the permanent mod Gaudy.
    • +  GaudyThis Player will play better in Ballparks with more Modifications.
  • The Tacos had 15% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Mechanics with 17%
    1,423,855 votes were cast.
• 
  Underhanded blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  • Tacos' random Player Michelle Sportsman gained the permanent mod Underhanded.
    • +  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
  • The Tacos had 16% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 20%
    8,599,791 votes were cast.
• 
  Running Practice blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • The Jazz Hands' had their Lineup's Baserunning adjusted by 1 to 4%.
  • The Jazz Hands were boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.3 → 3.4
  • Walton Sports' baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 4.0 → 4.2
  • Collins Melon's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 6.6 → 6.6
  • Baby Doyle's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.5 → 3.6
  • Lancelot Kane's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.2 → 2.3
  • Kathy Mat-ews' baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.2 → 3.4
  • Zippy DeSh-e-ds' baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.4 → 2.5
  • Dervin Gorczyca's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.7 → 3.8
  • ----- -----'s baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 4.1 → 4.2
  • Liquid Friend's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 5.1 → 5.2
  • Mikan Hammer's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.7 → 3.8
  • The Jazz Hands had 47% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,813,651 votes were cast.
• 
  Feast or Famine blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • Collins Melon's Indulgence was improved by 23%.
    • Indulgence 7.6 → 8.7
  • The Jazz Hands had 21% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Magic with 36%
    344,799 votes were cast.
• 
  Batting Practice blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
  • The Firefighters' had their Lineup's Batting adjusted by 1 to 4%.
  • The Firefighters were boosted.
    • Batting 3.0 → 3.1
  • Wesley Poole's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.0 → 4.2
  • Geepa Beanpot's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.9 → 2.1
  • Swamuel Mora's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.6 → 4.6
  • Baby Triumphant's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.9 → 5.0
  • Socks Maybe's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.0 → 4.2
  • Justice Spoon's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.3 → 3.4
  • Isaac Johnson's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.2 → 3.3
  • Gita Sparrow's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.2 → 3.3
  • Peanutiel Duffy's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.8
  • Wanda Schenn's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.9 → 4.0
  • The Firefighters had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Flowers with 9%
    2,091,201 votes were cast.
• 
  Super Roamin' Fifth Base blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • Jesús -oc- dropped Necklace.
    • - Necklace
  • Jesús -oc- gained The Fifth Base.
    • + The Fifth Base
    • +  Super Roamin'This Player will Roam at the end of each Week and each Season.
  • The Moist Talkers had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 14%
    523,461 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Helmet Supply Run blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • Carter Turnip gained Plastic Helmet.
    • + Plastic Helmet
  • Collins Mina gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Tyreek Peterson gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Mooney Doctor gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Denim Squall gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Premjeet Liu gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Rosstin Andante gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Rhombus Drama gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Billup Kiddo gained Helmet of Charisma.
    • + Helmet of Charisma
    • Overall 6.5 -> 6.5 + 0.3
  • Zeke Wallace gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Amos Melon did not have an available Item slot.
  • Sixpack Dogwalker did not have an available Item slot.
  • Tucker Flores gained Helmet of Dexterity.
    • + Helmet of Dexterity
    • Overall 10.6 -> 10.6 + 0.5
  • London Simmons gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Spears Nolan gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Natha Spruce gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • Wall Osborn gained Helmet.
    • + Helmet
  • The Moist Talkers had 21% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Steaks with 23%
    178,648 votes were cast.
• 
  Headliners blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • The Moist Talkers sorted their lineup by Idolatry.
  • The Moist Talkers had 69% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    694,414 votes were cast.
• 
  Moderation blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • The Moist Talkers will now act in Moderation.
    • +  ModerationThis Team will accept Unruns after each non-loss so that they only non-lose by 1 Run.
  • The Moist Talkers had 22% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 22%
    3,211,253 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow of the Bats blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • The Fridays' had their Shadow player's Pitching adjusted by -5 to 20%.
  • Mordecai Kingbird's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.1 → 3.0
  • Garcia Tabby's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 3.2 → 3.2
  • Mayra Buckley's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.1 → 2.9
  • Stephanie Donaldson's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.3 → 2.6
  • Pug Meatbrick's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.5 → 1.9
  • Lizzy Pasta's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.4 → 2.7
  • Hops Slumps' pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 0.8 → 1.6
  • Sutton Dreamy's pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 2.8 → 2.8
  • Jammy Decksetter's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 0.5 → 1.0
  • Timmy Manco's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.0 → 1.8
  • Melton Campbell's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.6 → 3.0
  • Mckinney Vaughan's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.1 → 1.8
  • Leticia Lozano's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.7 → 1.8
  • Caleb Morin's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.0 → 2.8
  • Nicholas Nolan's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.5 → 1.8
  • Itsuki Winner's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.9 → 3.3
  • Cory Novak's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.6 → 2.0
  • Butch Wyeth's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.2 → 1.9
  • The Fridays had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 19%
    4,687,235 votes were cast.
• 
  Walk It Off blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Spears Taylor's Moxie was improved by 29%.
    • Moxie 4.3 → 5.8
  • The Fridays had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 21%
    510,793 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadow Sunglasses Supply Run blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Mordecai Kingbird did not have an available Item slot.
  • Garcia Tabby gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Mayra Buckley gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Stephanie Donaldson gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Pug Meatbrick gained Aluminum Sunglasses.
    • + Aluminum Sunglasses
    • Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + -0.3
  • Lizzy Pasta gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Hops Slumps gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Sutton Dreamy did not have an available Item slot.
  • Jammy Decksetter gained Rock Sunglasses.
    • + Rock Sunglasses
  • Timmy Manco gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Melton Campbell gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Mckinney Vaughan gained Golden Sunglasses.
    • + Golden Sunglasses
    • +  Super Idol
  • Leticia Lozano gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Caleb Morin gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • Nicholas Nolan gained Spicy Sunglasses.
    • + Spicy Sunglasses
    • +  Spicy
  • Itsuki Winner gained Rock Sunglasses.
    • + Rock Sunglasses
  • Cory Novak gained Spicy Sunglasses.
    • + Spicy Sunglasses
    • +  Spicy
  • Butch Wyeth gained Sunglasses.
    • + Sunglasses
  • The Fridays had 31% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    407,734 votes were cast.

Post Election

• The Spies used their Free Will.
  • -  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
• The Pies used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Fridays used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Moist Talkers used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• Aldon Cashmoney II faded away from the Tigers.
  • 🐅 - Aldon Cashmoney II
• Aldon Cashmoney II faded to dust.
  • +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
• Aldon Cashmoney III faded away from the Tigers.
  • 🐅 - Aldon Cashmoney III
• Aldon Cashmoney III faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Aldon Cashmoney IV faded away from the Garages.
  • 🎸 - Aldon Cashmoney IV
• Aldon Cashmoney IV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Goodwin Morin II faded away from the Magic.
  • ✨ - Goodwin Morin II
• Goodwin Morin II faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Goodwin Morin IV faded away from the Breath Mints.
  • 🍬 - Goodwin Morin IV
• Goodwin Morin IV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• NaN roamed to a new team.
  • 🌹 - NaN, Lineup
  • 🌮 + NaN, Lineup
• Jasper Blather roamed to a new team.
  • 🕵️ - Jasper Blather, Lineup
  • 👐 + Jasper Blather, Lineup
• Pudge Nakamoto roamed out of the Hall of Flame.
• Pudge Nakamoto roamed to The Spies.
  • 🕵️ + Pudge Nakamoto, Lineup

Special Announcement
It's now clear to Us
Blaseball is deeply Divided.
We've recorded massive Losses
The League is in the Red
We've been forced to make a Deal
A Grand Bargain
Inflation will keep Us afloat
As We get things Squared Away
So have your fun
Stay Positive
Win or Lose
Everybody Wins