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Scantron is a sentient deer statue, with an unusual quirk: he has a scantron for a head. He cannot speak verbally, but communicates by printing out scantron messages.
Scantron is an "old soul," and regularly becomes lost in thought. He is quite intelligent, but easily flustered and therefore easy to mess with. Scantron does not have the wherewithal to know when to switch from complex thinking to a more basic thought process, which can lead to unusual interactions when a teammate interrupts him from a reverie. Scantron finds that knitting helps him organize his thoughts.