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{{Season|previous=[[Season 2]]|next=[[Season 4]]|title=The Discipline Era|dates=August 3-9, 2020|subtitles=Peanut Plague; Uncertainty|champion=[[Hades Tigers]]}}
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{{Season
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|title=The Discipline Era
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|dates=August 3–9, 2020
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|subtitles=Peanut Plague, Uncertainty
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|champion=[[Hades Tigers]]
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|previous={{BetaSeason|2}}
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|next={{BetaSeason|4}}
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|image=
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  Peanut Plague = [[file:Season3.png]]
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  Uncertainty = [[file:Season3.2.png]]
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|caption=By [http://www.twitter.com/jrfbz @jrfbz]}}
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'''Season 3''' of [[Internet League Blaseball]] began on August 3, 2020. The regular season concluded on August 7, followed by the postseason and [[Internet Series]] on August 8. It is the second season of the [[Discipline Era]]. 
  
'''Season 3''' of [[Internet League Blaseball]] began on Monday, August 3, 2020. The regular season concluded on Friday, August 7, 2020, followed by the postseason and the 3rd [[Internet Series]] on Saturday, August 8, 2020. It is the second season of the [[Discipline Era]].
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Initially, Season 3 was titled the season of the [[Peanut Plague]]; however, upon the day of [[Blasphemy]], it became the season of Uncertainty.
  
Initially, Season 3 was titled the season of the [[Peanut Plague]]; however, following the day of [[Blasphemy]], it became the season of Uncertainty.
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Season 3 concluded with the [[Hades Tigers]] defeating the [[New York Millennials]] to win their first Internet Series championship. The election results were followed by the first [[Extended Siesta]], an two-week hiatus declared by Blaseball [[Umpire|officials]].
 
 
Season 3 concluded with the [[Hades Tigers]] defeating the [[New York Millennials]] to win their first Internet Series championship. The election results were followed by the [[Grand Siesta]], an extended hiatus declared by Blaseball [[Umpire|officials]].  
 
  
 
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==Notable Events==
 
==Notable Events==
[[File:Blasphemy.png|right|thumb|''The Blasphemy Peanut screen displayed following the detected Peanut Fraud. The letters have been highlighted for clarity.'']]
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[[File:Blasphemy.png|right|thumb|The Peanut during its first appearance, the Blasphemy incident.]]
  
=== Peanut Plague ===
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===Peanut Plague===
 
''<small>See the main article on [[Peanut Plague]].</small>''
 
''<small>See the main article on [[Peanut Plague]].</small>''
  
'''Peanut Plague''' is the first subtitle of the Discipline Era, appearing when the [[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2 decree]], [[Peanuts]], successfully passed. This period introduced several participation elements revolving around peanuts, such as peanuts as an item type, peanuts as a [[weather]] type, and peanuts as an [[Allergic Reaction|allergic reaction]]. Due to the Peanut Fraud incident (below) extremely early in Season 3, the Peanut Plague only lasted for less than one day.
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'''Peanut Plague''' is the first subtitle of the Discipline Era, appearing when the {{BetaSeason|2#Election Results|@ decree}}, [[Peanuts]], successfully passed. This period introduced several participation elements revolving around peanuts, such as peanuts as an item type, peanuts as a [[weather]] type, and peanuts as an [[Peanuts (weather)|allergic reaction]]. Due to the Peanut Fraud incident (below) extremely early in Season 3, the Peanut Plague only lasted for less than one day.
===Peanut Fraud ===
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===Peanut Fraud===
 
''<small>See the main article on [[Peanut Fraud]].</small>''
 
''<small>See the main article on [[Peanut Fraud]].</small>''
  
On Season 3 Day 2 (August 3), play was interrupted following the discovery of [[Peanut Fraud]], in which at least one participant cheated to give themselves near-infinite peanuts and potentially causing extreme instability to Blaseball.com. Officials announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have "repented." Despite the fact that the offenders did not come forward, the umpires resumed play because "Blaseball is inevitable."<ref name="husky">Umpire Husky [ump_husky] (3 Aug 2020). "THE CHEATER DID NOT COME FORWARD BUT BLASEBALL IS INEVITABLE. THE BLASEBALL GODS WILL REMEMBER THIS." - via #announcements, Blaseball Discord.</ref> [[Umpire#Named Umpires|Umpire Husky]] was quoted as saying: "THE [[Blaseball Gods|BLASEBALL GODS]] WILL REMEMBER THIS."<ref name="husky" />
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On Season 3 Day 2 (August 3), play was interrupted following the discovery of [[Peanut Fraud]], in which at least one participant cheated to give themselves near-infinite peanuts and potentially causing extreme instability to Blaseball.com. Officials announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have "repented." Despite the fact that the offenders did not come forward, the umpires resumed play because "Blaseball is inevitable." [[Umpire#Named Umpires|Umpire Husky]] was quoted as saying: "THE [[Blaseball Gods|BLASEBALL GODS]] WILL REMEMBER THIS."<ref name="husky">Umpire Husky [ump_husky] (3 Aug 2020). [https://discordapp.com/channels/706414667958059078/732321985857847449/739918449190633572 (Message)] - via #announcements, Blaseball Discord.</ref>
===Blasphemy ===
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===Blasphemy===
 
''<small>See the main article on [[Blasphemy]].</small>''
 
''<small>See the main article on [[Blasphemy]].</small>''
  
On August 3, as Peanut Fraud offenses seemingly continued unbeknownst to most fans, Blaseball.com was replaced with a rotating image of a large peanut—the first appearance of an entity now known as [[The Peanut]]. This was accompanied by the word '[[Blasphemy|BLASPHEMY]]' in red, as well as an ominous hidden cipher representing recently-incinerated Blaseball players. This was seen as a final stand against the perpetrators of Peanut Fraud.
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On August 3, as Peanut Fraud offenses seemingly continued unbeknownst to most fans, Blaseball.com was replaced with a rotating image of a large peanut—the first appearance of an entity now known as [[The Shelled One|The Peanut]]. This was accompanied by the word '[[Blasphemy|BLASPHEMY]]' in red, as well as an ominous hidden cipher representing recently-incinerated Blaseball players. This was seen as a final stand against the perpetrators of Peanut Fraud.
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===Uncertainty===
 
===Uncertainty===
 
'''Uncertainty''' is the second subtitle of The Discipline Era, appearing on August 3 as a direct response to the [[Peanut Fraud]] and [[Blasphemy]] incidents. The meaning of Uncertainty is uncertain. However, it seemed to reflect uncertainty from either Blaseball officials or the Blaseball Gods themselves as to the moral future of Blaseball. This period saw drastic changes to the peanut economy, as peanuts became only attainable at a price of 1 million coins.  
 
'''Uncertainty''' is the second subtitle of The Discipline Era, appearing on August 3 as a direct response to the [[Peanut Fraud]] and [[Blasphemy]] incidents. The meaning of Uncertainty is uncertain. However, it seemed to reflect uncertainty from either Blaseball officials or the Blaseball Gods themselves as to the moral future of Blaseball. This period saw drastic changes to the peanut economy, as peanuts became only attainable at a price of 1 million coins.  
  
Uncertainty ended with the Season 3 election results, when it was replaced with the period of [[Season 4#Drought|Drought]] to indicate the [[Extended Siesta|extended siesta]].
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Uncertainty ended with the Season 3 election results, when it was replaced with the period of {{BetaSeason|4#Drought|Drought}} to indicate the [[Extended Siesta|extended siesta]].
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===The Grand Unslam===
 
===The Grand Unslam===
 
<small>''See the main article on [[The Grand Unslam]].''</small>
 
<small>''See the main article on [[The Grand Unslam]].''</small>
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When games resumed three hours later, the standings reflected that the two teams had 75 total games played by the end of Day 74—one more game than the rest of the league. Fans began to dub the events surrounding the extra, unseen game as '''[[The Grand Unslam]]'''.
 
When games resumed three hours later, the standings reflected that the two teams had 75 total games played by the end of Day 74—one more game than the rest of the league. Fans began to dub the events surrounding the extra, unseen game as '''[[The Grand Unslam]]'''.
  
This event had tremendous consequences on the cosmos that were only apparent at the [[Season 3#Election Results|end of the season]], such as Spacetime tearing Los Angeles into a single infinite cit(ies), and all now-[[Unlimited Tacos]] players experiencing [[The Wyatt Masoning|Wyatt Masoning]].
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This event had tremendous consequences on the cosmos that were only apparent at the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|end of the season}}, such as Spacetime tearing Los Angeles into a single infinite cit(ies), and all now-[[Unlimited Tacos]] players experiencing [[The Wyatt Masoning|Wyatt Masoning]].
  
=== The Wyatt Masoning ===
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===The Wyatt Masoning===
 
<small>''See the main article on [[The Wyatt Masoning]].''</small>
 
<small>''See the main article on [[The Wyatt Masoning]].''</small>
  
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==Ongoing Decrees==
 
==Ongoing Decrees==
Following the [[Season 2]] election, the following decrees were in place for Season 3:
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Following the {{BetaSeason|2}} election, the following decrees were in place for Season 3:
  
 
*'''Fourth Strike''': All Batters on the bottom four teams of the previous Season's standings gain a Fourth Strike. It will take four strikes to strike them out, as opposed to three for every other team. The teams benefitting from a Fourth Strike are the [[New York Millennials]], the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] and the [[San Francisco Lovers]].
 
*'''Fourth Strike''': All Batters on the bottom four teams of the previous Season's standings gain a Fourth Strike. It will take four strikes to strike them out, as opposed to three for every other team. The teams benefitting from a Fourth Strike are the [[New York Millennials]], the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] and the [[San Francisco Lovers]].
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<br />
== Standings==
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==Standings==
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
![[The Good League]]
 
![[The Good League]]
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| colspan="2" |'''<u>[[Lawful Evil]]</u>'''
 
| colspan="2" |'''<u>[[Lawful Evil]]</u>'''
 
|-
 
|-
|[[San Francisco Lovers]]''*''
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|{{TeamSelector|lovers|emoji}}''*''
 
|59-40
 
|59-40
|[[Hades Tigers]]*
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|{{TeamSelector|tigers|emoji}}*
| 70-29
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|70-29
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Dallas Steaks]]*
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|{{TeamSelector|steaks|emoji}}*
|55-54
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|55-44
|[[Philly Pies]]''*''
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|{{TeamSelector|pies|emoji}}''*''
 
|53-46
 
|53-46
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
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|{{TeamSelector|mints|emoji}}
 
|49-50
 
|49-50
|[[Baltimore Crabs]]
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|{{TeamSelector|crabs|emoji}}
 
|44-55
 
|44-55
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
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|[[Los Angeles Tacos]] {{TeamEmojiSelector|tacos}}
 
|38-62
 
|38-62
|[[Mexico City Wild Wings]]
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|[[Mexico City Wild Wings]] {{TeamEmojiSelector|wings}}
 
|42-57
 
|42-57
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Chicago Firefighters]]
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|{{TeamSelector|firefighters|emoji}}
 
|35-64
 
|35-64
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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|{{TeamSelector|sunbeams|emoji}}
 
|38-61
 
|38-61
 
|-
 
|-
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| colspan="2" |'''<u>[[Chaotic Evil]]</u>'''
 
| colspan="2" |'''<u>[[Chaotic Evil]]</u>'''
 
|-
 
|-
|[[New York Millennials]]*
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|{{TeamSelector|mills|emoji}}*
| 65-34
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|65-34
|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]*
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|{{TeamSelector|canada|emoji}}*
 
|53-46
 
|53-46
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]*
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|{{TeamSelector|shoe thieves|emoji}}*
 
|60-40
 
|60-40
|[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]*
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|{{TeamSelector|jazz hands|emoji}}*
 
|50-49
 
|50-49
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Yellowstone Magic]]
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|{{TeamSelector|magic|emoji}}
 
|53-46
 
|53-46
|[[Houston Spies]]
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|{{TeamSelector|spies|emoji}}
 
|49-50
 
|49-50
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Hawaii Fridays]]
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|{{TeamSelector|fridays|emoji}}
| 48-51
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|48-51
|[[Seattle Garages]]
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|{{TeamSelector|garages|emoji}}
| 48-51
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|48-51
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Boston Flowers]]
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|{{TeamSelector|flowers|emoji}}
 
|42-57
 
|42-57
|[[Miami Dalé]]
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|{{TeamSelector|Dale|emoji}}
 
|40-59
 
|40-59
 
|}
 
|}
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> ''Denotes teams that advanced to the playoffs.''
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> ''Denotes teams that advanced to the playoffs.''
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===[[Divine Favor]]===
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!Ties:!!1!!2!!3!!4!!5!!6!!7!!8!!9!!10!!11!!12!!13!!14!!15!!16!!17!!18!!19!!20
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!Team:
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|pies}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|lovers}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|tacos}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|steaks}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|mints}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|firefighters}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|shoe thieves}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|flowers}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|fridays}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|magic}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|mills}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|crabs}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|sunbeams}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|wings}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|tigers}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|canada}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|spies}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|dale}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|garages}}
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|{{TeamEmojiSelector|jazz hands}}
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|}
  
 
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==Postseason==
 
==Postseason==
  
{{8TeamBracket
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{{8TeamBracket/S1to5
 
|RD1=Round of 8
 
|RD1=Round of 8
 
|RD2=Round of 4
 
|RD2=Round of 4
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| RD1-seed1=1
 
| RD1-seed1=1
 
| RD1-team1=[[New York Millennials]]
 
| RD1-team1=[[New York Millennials]]
| RD1-score1=
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| RD1-score1=3
 
| RD1-seed2=4
 
| RD1-seed2=4
 
| RD1-team2=[[Dallas Steaks]]
 
| RD1-team2=[[Dallas Steaks]]
| RD1-score2=
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| RD1-score2=1
  
 
| RD1-seed3=2
 
| RD1-seed3=2
 
| RD1-team3=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
| RD1-team3=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
| RD1-score3=
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| RD1-score3=1
 
| RD1-seed4=3
 
| RD1-seed4=3
 
| RD1-team4=[[San Francisco Lovers]]
 
| RD1-team4=[[San Francisco Lovers]]
| RD1-score4=
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| RD1-score4=3
  
 
<!-- Evil League Round of 8 -->
 
<!-- Evil League Round of 8 -->
 
| RD1-seed5=1
 
| RD1-seed5=1
 
| RD1-team5=[[Hades Tigers]]
 
| RD1-team5=[[Hades Tigers]]
| RD1-score5=
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| RD1-score5=3
 
| RD1-seed6=4
 
| RD1-seed6=4
 
| RD1-team6=[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
 
| RD1-team6=[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
| RD1-score6=
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| RD1-score6=2
  
 
| RD1-seed7=2
 
| RD1-seed7=2
 
| RD1-team7=[[Philly Pies]]
 
| RD1-team7=[[Philly Pies]]
| RD1-score7=
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| RD1-score7=3
 
| RD1-seed8=3
 
| RD1-seed8=3
 
| RD1-team8=[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
 
| RD1-team8=[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
| RD1-score8=
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| RD1-score8=2
  
 
<!-- Good League Round of 4 -->
 
<!-- Good League Round of 4 -->
 
| RD2-seed1=1
 
| RD2-seed1=1
 
| RD2-team1=New York Millennials
 
| RD2-team1=New York Millennials
| RD2-score1=
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| RD2-score1=3
 
| RD2-seed2=3
 
| RD2-seed2=3
 
| RD2-team2=San Francisco Lovers
 
| RD2-team2=San Francisco Lovers
| RD2-score2=
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<!-- Evil League Round of 4 -->
 
<!-- Evil League Round of 4 -->
 
| RD2-seed3=1
 
| RD2-seed3=1
 
| RD2-team3=Hades Tigers
 
| RD2-team3=Hades Tigers
| RD2-score3=
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| RD2-score3=3
 
| RD2-seed4=2
 
| RD2-seed4=2
 
| RD2-team4=Philly Pies
 
| RD2-team4=Philly Pies
| RD2-score4=
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<!-- Internet Series: Bold the winner -->
 
<!-- Internet Series: Bold the winner -->
 
|<!-- Good League winner -->
 
|<!-- Good League winner -->
 
| RD3-team1=New York Millennials
 
| RD3-team1=New York Millennials
| RD3-score1=
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| RD3-score1=2
 
|<!-- Evil League winner -->
 
|<!-- Evil League winner -->
 
| RD3-team2='''Hades Tigers'''
 
| RD3-team2='''Hades Tigers'''
| RD3-score2=
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==Election Ballot==
 
==Election Ballot==
  
=== Decrees===
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===Decrees===
The two [[Decree|Decrees]] with the most community votes will go into effect.  
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The two [[Decree|Decrees]] with the most community votes will go into effect.
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{{#lsth:Decrees|{{SUBPAGENAME}}}}
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Icon'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Name'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Effect'''
 
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|[[File:Eattherich.png|center|alt=icon|40x40px|frameless|link=]]
 
|'''Eat The Rich''':
 
|Redistribute the funds from the Top 1% of Fans at the end of each Season
 
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|[[File:Eatthecrust.png|center|alt=icon|40x40px|frameless|link=]]
 
|'''Eat the Crust'''
 
|5 Players from the 2-Time Champion Pies will be reassigned to Random Teams
 
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|[[File:Interviews.png|center|alt=icon|40x40px|frameless|link=]]
 
|'''Interviews'''
 
|GET TO KNOW THE PLAYERS
 
|-
 
|[[File:Latestage.png|center|alt=icon|40x40px|frameless|link=]]
 
|'''Late Stage'''
 
|Postseason Bet Payouts increase each round: 2x, 3x, 5x
 
|-
 
|[[File:Blaserunners.png|center|alt=icon|40x40px|frameless|link=]]
 
|'''Blaserunning'''
 
|Stolen Bases are worth 0.1 Runs
 
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===Blessings===
 
===Blessings===
 
Each [[blessing]] will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
 
Each [[blessing]] will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
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|'''Evil Wind Sprints'''
 
|'''Evil Wind Sprints'''
| The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning
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|The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning
 
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|'''Bloodlust'''
 
|'''Bloodlust'''
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|-
 
|'''Summoning Circle'''
 
|'''Summoning Circle'''
| Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters
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|Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''Exploratory Surgeries'''
 
|'''Exploratory Surgeries'''
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|-
 
|'''Exile'''
 
|'''Exile'''
| Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.
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|Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.
 
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|-
 
|'''Go Away'''
 
|'''Go Away'''
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<br />
 
==Election Results==
 
==Election Results==
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===Decrees===
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==Incinerations==
 
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When any player is in a match during a [[Solar Eclipse]], there is a chance they will be [[Incineration|incinerated]] and killed by a [[Umpire#Rogue Umpires|Rogue Umpire]]. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.
*'''Interviews''' passed with 10,914 votes, 33% of all decree votes.
 
**The microphone lifts
 
***''Note: Player stat ratings and new personal information was made available by clicking on a player's name.''
 
**ERROR: [[The Grand Unslam]] Weakened The Bridge<ref>Without conclusive evidence, this is also believed to be the cause of the [[Wyatt Mason|Wyatt Masoning]].</ref>
 
**Spacetime Tears over [[Unlimited Tacos#Name Change|Los Angeles]]
 
**The Infinite cit(ies) shine
 
**Platonic Form Corrupted
 
**You've looked too close...
 
*'''Eat The Rich''' passed with 10,883 votes, 33% of all decree votes.
 
**Each 99%-er received 193 coins from the top 1% of coin-havers.
 
**So the people have spoken, so it shall continue.
 
 
 
===Blessings===
 
 
 
*'''Bloodlust''' blessed the [[Hades Tigers]]
 
**[[Yazmin Mason]]'s pitching stats were maxed out.
 
**The Tigers won with 10% of the vote. The [[Unlimited Tacos]] had 12% of the vote. 8312 votes were cast.
 
*'''Exile''' blessed the [[Hades Tigers]]
 
**Hades Tigers sent their worst hitter, [[Alyssa Harrell]], to the [[New York Millennials]] and received [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]] in return.
 
**The Tigers won with 2% of the vote. The [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] had 27% of the vote. 4760 votes were cast.
 
*'''Go Away''' blessed the [[Philly Pies]]
 
**Philly Pies sent away their worst pitcher, [[Kevin Dudley]], to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] and received [[Forrest Bookbaby]] in return.
 
**The Pies won with 23% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 5947 votes were cast.
 
*'''Evil Wind Sprints''' blessed the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
 
** Their pitching was increased by 10%.
 
**The Jazz Hands won with 1% of the vote. The [[New York Millennials]] had 29% of the vote. 14,776 votes were cast.
 
*'''Highway Robbery''' blessed the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
 
**The Jazz hands stole [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] from the [[Hawaii Fridays]] and sent [[Bevan Underbuck]] in return.
 
**The Jazz Hands won with 3% of the vote. The [[Baltimore Crabs]] had 49% of the vote. 9615 votes were cast.
 
*'''Summoning Circle''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
 
**[[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting was randomized from ½ to ★★½.
 
**[[Grey Alvarado]]'s hitting was randomized from ½ to ★★.
 
**[[Eduardo Ingram]]'s hitting was randomized from ★ to ★★★.
 
**The Breath Mints won with 36% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 16,905 votes were cast.
 
*'''The Rack''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
 
**Their defense was increased by 15%.
 
**The Breath Mints won with 13% of the vote. The Tigers had 23% of the vote. 14,269 votes were cast.
 
*'''Rigour Mortis''' blessed the [[Houston Spies]]
 
** The [[Canada Moist Talkers]], [[Miami Dalé]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] had their baserunning decreased by 10%.
 
**The Spies won with 17% of the vote. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] had 21% of the vote. 7665 votes were cast.
 
*'''Pretty Plz?''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]
 
**Their hitting was improved by 3%.
 
**The Garages won with 4% of the vote. The Magic had 24% of the vote. 11,495 votes were cast.
 
*'''Pseudo-Thumbs''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]
 
**Their pitching was improved by 10%.
 
**The Garages won with 33% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 18,717 votes were cast.
 
*'''Headhunter''' blessed the [[Baltimore Crabs]]
 
**The Crabs stole [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] from the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and sent [[Holden Stanton]] in return.
 
**The Crabs won with 50% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 8151 votes were cast.
 
*'''Anticapitalism, brought to you by [https://friendsatthetable.net/ Friends at the Table]''' blessed the [[Unlimited Tacos]]
 
**The Tacos maxed out their [[Anticapitalism]] attribute.
 
**The Tacos won with 5% of the vote. The [[New York Millennials]] had 16% of the vote. 15,210 votes were cast.
 
*'''Exploratory Surgeries''' blessed the [[Unlimited Tacos]]
 
**[[Wyatt Mason (Comfort Glover)|Wyatt Mason]]'s pitching was randomized from ½ to ½.
 
**[[Wyatt Mason (Comfort Glover)|Wyatt Mason]]'s pitching was randomized from ½ to ½.
 
**[[Wyatt Mason (Comfort Glover)|Wyatt Mason]]'s pitching was randomized from ½ to 0.
 
**The Tacos won with 11% of the vote. The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] had 25% of the vote. 23,028 votes were cast.
 
*'''Vulture''' blessed the [[Chicago Firefighters]]
 
**The Firefighters stole [[Axel Trololol]] from the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] and sent [[Atlas Guerra]] in return.
 
**The Firefighters won with 4% of the vote. The [[Baltimore Crabs]] had 57% of the vote. 8000 votes were cast.
 
*'''Team-Building Exercise''' blessed the [[Chicago Firefighters]]
 
**[[Joshua Butt]]'s hitting was randomized from 0 to ★★½.
 
**[[Edric Tosser]]'s hitting was randomized from ½ to ★★★½.
 
**[[Paula Mason]]'s hitting was randomized from ½ to ★★★½.
 
**The Firefighters won with 7% of the vote. The [[Philly Pies]] had 14% of the vote. 16,587 votes were cast.
 
*'''Performance Enhancing Demons''' blessed the [[Chicago Firefighters]]
 
**Their overall attributes were raised by 8%.
 
**The Firefighters won with 3% of the vote. The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] had 13% of the vote. 18,027 votes were cast.
 
 
 
 
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==Incinerations==
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<section begin="incinerationTable" />
When any player is in a match during a [[Solar Eclipse]], there is a chance they will be [[Incineration|incinerated]] and killed by a [[Umpire#Rogue Umpires|Rogue Umpire]]. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.<br />
 
 
 
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Player'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Player'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Team'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Team'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Date'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Date'''
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! style="text-align:left;" |'''Opponent'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Opponent'''
 
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|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|Day 2
 
|Day 2
 +
|[[Dudley Mueller]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|Day 4
 
|Day 4
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|[[Tiana Cash]]
 
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Boston Flowers]]
 
|[[Boston Flowers]]
 
|Day 5
 
|Day 5
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|[[Hotbox Sato]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Philly Pies]]
 
|[[Philly Pies]]
 
|Day 5
 
|Day 5
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|[[Eduardo Woodman]]
 
|[[Hades Tigers]]
 
|[[Hades Tigers]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[San Francisco Lovers]]
 
|[[San Francisco Lovers]]
 
|Day 5
 
|Day 5
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|[[Sandford Garner]]
 
|[[Dallas Steaks]]
 
|[[Dallas Steaks]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Theodore Passon]]
 
|[[Theodore Passon]]
|[[Miami Dalé]]
+
|[[Miami Dale]]
 
|Day 6
 
|Day 6
 +
|[[Sixpack Santiago]]
 
|[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
 
|[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[San Francisco Lovers]]
 
|[[San Francisco Lovers]]
 
|Day 11
 
|Day 11
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|[[Kennedy Meh]]
 
|[[Chicago Firefighters]]
 
|[[Chicago Firefighters]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|Day 14
 
|Day 14
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|[[Sandie Turner]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
 
|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
 
|Day 16
 
|Day 16
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|[[Emmett Owens]]
 
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
 
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
 
|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
 
|Day 19
 
|Day 19
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|[[Lachlan Shelton]]
 
|[[Philly Pies]]
 
|[[Philly Pies]]
 +
|-
 +
|[[Ogden Mendoza]]
 +
|[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
 +
|Day 23
 +
|[[August Sky]]
 +
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Velasquez Meadows]]
 
|[[Velasquez Meadows]]
 
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|Day 23
 
|Day 23
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams|Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
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|[[Alexander Horne]]
|-
 
|[[Ogden Mendoza]]
 
 
|[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
 
|[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
|Day 23
 
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Sebastian Townsend]]
 
|[[Sebastian Townsend]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|Day 40
 
|Day 40
|[[Hawaii Fridays]]
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|[[Atlas Jonbois]]
 +
|[[Hawai'i Fridays]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Atlas Jonbois]]
 
|[[Atlas Jonbois]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|Day 43
 
|Day 43
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|[[Sebastian Woodman]]
 
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
 
|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
 
|Day 44
 
|Day 44
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|[[Ziwa Mueller]]
 
|[[Boston Flowers]]
 
|[[Boston Flowers]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|Day 47
 
|Day 47
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|[[Greer Gwiffin]]
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Boston Flowers]]
 
|[[Boston Flowers]]
 
|Day 47
 
|Day 47
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|[[Caligula Lotus]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|Day 57
 
|Day 57
 +
|[[Gunther O'Brian]]
 
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
 
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Sam Solis]]
 
|[[Sam Solis]]
|[[Hawaii Fridays]]
+
|[[Hawai'i Fridays]]
 
|Day 67
 
|Day 67
 +
|[[Evelton McBlase]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|Day 74
 
|Day 74
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|[[Cedric Spliff]]
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|Day 75
 
|Day 75
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|[[Blood Hamburger]]
 
|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
 
|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Houston Spies]]
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
 
|Day 76
 
|Day 76
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|[[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Hendricks Rangel]]
 
|[[Hendricks Rangel]]
|[[Hawaii Fridays]]
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|[[Hawai'i Fridays]]
 
|Day 76
 
|Day 76
 +
|[[Basilio Fig]]
 
|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
 
|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Sebastian Sunshine]]
 
|[[Sebastian Sunshine]]
|[[Hawaii Fridays]]
+
|[[Hawai'i Fridays]]
| Day 76
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|Day 76
 +
|[[Juice Collins]]
 
|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
 
|[[Los Angeles Tacos]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|Day 80
 
|Day 80
|[[Miami Dalé]]
+
|[[Henry Marshallow]]
 +
|[[Miami Dale]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Isaac Rubberman]]
 
|[[Isaac Rubberman]]
 
|[[Boston Flowers]]
 
|[[Boston Flowers]]
| Day 82
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|Day 82
 +
|[[Vito Kravitz]]
 
|[[Dallas Steaks]]
 
|[[Dallas Steaks]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|[[Dallas Steaks]]
 
|[[Dallas Steaks]]
 
|Day 103*
 
|Day 103*
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|[[Kline Greenlemon]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Landry Violence]]
 
|[[Landry Violence]]
 
|[[Hades Tigers]]
 
|[[Hades Tigers]]
| Day 110*
+
|Day 110*
 +
|[[Paula Turnip]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|[[New York Millennials]]
 
|}
 
|}
  
 
''* Denotes postseason games''
 
''* Denotes postseason games''
 
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<section end="incinerationTable" />
 
<br />
 
<br />
  
 
==Peanut Reactions==
 
==Peanut Reactions==
 
When any player is in a match during [[Peanuts#Peanuts as Weather|Peanut weather]], there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut"<ref>Game Log. Blaseball.com.</ref> and experience a permanent physical [[Peanuts#Allergic Reactions and Yummy Reactions|reaction]], called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.
 
When any player is in a match during [[Peanuts#Peanuts as Weather|Peanut weather]], there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut"<ref>Game Log. Blaseball.com.</ref> and experience a permanent physical [[Peanuts#Allergic Reactions and Yummy Reactions|reaction]], called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.
 
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{| class="wikitable"
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Player'''
 
! style="text-align:left;" |'''Player'''
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|Day 8
 
|Day 8
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
| Allergic
+
|Allergic
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Eduardo Woodman]]
 
|[[Eduardo Woodman]]
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|-
 
|-
 
|[[Raúl Leal]]
 
|[[Raúl Leal]]
|[[Miami Dalé]]
+
|[[Miami Dale]]
 
|Day 26
 
|Day 26
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|[[Seattle Garages]]
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|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
 
|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
 
|Day 31
 
|Day 31
|[[Miami Dalé]]
+
|[[Miami Dale]]
 
|Yummy
 
|Yummy
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Randy Dennis]]
 
|[[Randy Dennis]]
|[[Miami Dalé]]
+
|[[Miami Dale]]
 
|Day 34
 
|Day 34
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
 
|[[Houston Spies]]
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|-
 
|-
 
|[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]
 
|[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]
|[[Hawaii Fridays]]
+
|[[Hawai'i Fridays]]
 
|Day 34
 
|Day 34
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
 
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
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|[[Philly Pies]]
 
|[[Philly Pies]]
 
|Day 57
 
|Day 57
|[[Miami Dalé]]
+
|[[Miami Dale]]
 
|Allergic
 
|Allergic
 
|-
 
|-
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|Day 63
 
|Day 63
 
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
 
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
| Allergic
+
|Allergic
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Wanda Pothos]]
 
|[[Wanda Pothos]]
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|Day 63
 
|Day 63
 
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
 
|[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
| Allergic
+
|Allergic
 
|-
 
|-
 
|[[Declan Suzanne]]
 
|[[Declan Suzanne]]
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|-
 
|-
 
|[[Sixpack Santiago]]
 
|[[Sixpack Santiago]]
|[[Miami Dalé]]
+
|[[Miami Dale]]
 
|Day 84
 
|Day 84
 
|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
 
|[[Canada Moist Talkers]]
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<sup>†</sup> ''Denotes Wyatt Mason prime, as this was before the events of [[The Wyatt Masoning]].''
 
<sup>†</sup> ''Denotes Wyatt Mason prime, as this was before the events of [[The Wyatt Masoning]].''
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Latest revision as of 16:31, 23 January 2023

Season 3 of Internet League Blaseball began on August 3, 2020. The regular season concluded on August 7, followed by the postseason and Internet Series on August 8. It is the second season of the Discipline Era.

Initially, Season 3 was titled the season of the Peanut Plague; however, upon the day of Blasphemy, it became the season of Uncertainty.

Season 3 concluded with the Hades Tigers defeating the New York Millennials to win their first Internet Series championship. The election results were followed by the first Extended Siesta, an two-week hiatus declared by Blaseball officials.


Notable Events

The Peanut during its first appearance, the Blasphemy incident.

Peanut Plague

See the main article on Peanut Plague.

Peanut Plague is the first subtitle of the Discipline Era, appearing when the Season β2 decree, Peanuts, successfully passed. This period introduced several participation elements revolving around peanuts, such as peanuts as an item type, peanuts as a weather type, and peanuts as an allergic reaction. Due to the Peanut Fraud incident (below) extremely early in Season 3, the Peanut Plague only lasted for less than one day.

Peanut Fraud

See the main article on Peanut Fraud.

On Season 3 Day 2 (August 3), play was interrupted following the discovery of Peanut Fraud, in which at least one participant cheated to give themselves near-infinite peanuts and potentially causing extreme instability to Blaseball.com. Officials announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have "repented." Despite the fact that the offenders did not come forward, the umpires resumed play because "Blaseball is inevitable." Umpire Husky was quoted as saying: "THE BLASEBALL GODS WILL REMEMBER THIS."[1]

Blasphemy

See the main article on Blasphemy.

On August 3, as Peanut Fraud offenses seemingly continued unbeknownst to most fans, Blaseball.com was replaced with a rotating image of a large peanut—the first appearance of an entity now known as The Peanut. This was accompanied by the word 'BLASPHEMY' in red, as well as an ominous hidden cipher representing recently-incinerated Blaseball players. This was seen as a final stand against the perpetrators of Peanut Fraud.

Uncertainty

Uncertainty is the second subtitle of The Discipline Era, appearing on August 3 as a direct response to the Peanut Fraud and Blasphemy incidents. The meaning of Uncertainty is uncertain. However, it seemed to reflect uncertainty from either Blaseball officials or the Blaseball Gods themselves as to the moral future of Blaseball. This period saw drastic changes to the peanut economy, as peanuts became only attainable at a price of 1 million coins.

Uncertainty ended with the Season 3 election results, when it was replaced with the period of Drought to indicate the extended siesta.

The Grand Unslam

See the main article on The Grand Unslam.

During a regular game between the Shoe Thieves and the Tacos on Day 73 (August 6), play was interrupted by a Bad Gateway event, prompting an official pause by umpires. Players were then visited by messages from The Peanut, similar to the Blasphemy event above, seemingly chastising players for their greed with new messages.

When games resumed three hours later, the standings reflected that the two teams had 75 total games played by the end of Day 74—one more game than the rest of the league. Fans began to dub the events surrounding the extra, unseen game as The Grand Unslam.

This event had tremendous consequences on the cosmos that were only apparent at the end of the season, such as Spacetime tearing Los Angeles into a single infinite cit(ies), and all now-Unlimited Tacos players experiencing Wyatt Masoning.

The Wyatt Masoning

See the main article on The Wyatt Masoning.

Though ostensibly part of the same phenomena as The Grand Unslam, The Wyatt Masoning refers to an anomaly at the end of Season 3 in which the entire roster of the Unlimited Tacos came to bear the same name: "Wyatt Mason."

Later, during the extended siesta that followed, the league attempted to repair the player's names with the help of fans on Twitter. The end results were mixed at best, with most players still retaining part of the name Wyatt Mason, and others gaining new errors altogether. Despite this, the official tweets remind that "the league bears no liability."


Ongoing Decrees

Following the Season β2 election, the following decrees were in place for Season 3:


Standings

The Good League Record The Evil League Record
Lawful Good Lawful Evil
San Francisco Lovers 💋* 59-40 Hades Tigers 🐅* 70-29
Dallas Steaks 🥩* 55-44 Philly Pies 🥧* 53-46
Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬 49-50 Baltimore Crabs 🦀 44-55
Los Angeles Tacos 🌮 38-62 Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗 42-57
Chicago Firefighters 🔥 35-64 Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞 38-61
Chaotic Good Chaotic Evil
New York Millennials 📱* 65-34 Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️* 53-46
Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟* 60-40 Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐* 50-49
Yellowstone Magic  53-46 Houston Spies 🕵️ 49-50
Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️ 48-51 Seattle Garages 🎸 48-51
Boston Flowers 🌹 42-57 Miami Dale 🚤 40-59

* Denotes teams that advanced to the playoffs.


Divine Favor

Ties: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Team: 🥧 💋 🌮 🥩 🍬 🔥 👟 🌹 🏝️ 📱 🦀 🌞 🍗 🐅 🗣️ 🕵️ 🚤 🎸 👐


Postseason

  Round of 8 Round of 4 Internet Series
                           
  1 New York Millennials 3  
4 Dallas Steaks 1  
  1 New York Millennials 3  
Good League
  3 San Francisco Lovers 1  
2 Charleston Shoe Thieves 1
  3 San Francisco Lovers 3  
    GL New York Millennials 2
  EL Hades Tigers 3
  1 Hades Tigers 3  
4 Breckenridge Jazz Hands 2  
  1 Hades Tigers 3
Evil League
  2 Philly Pies 1  
2 Philly Pies 3
  3 Canada Moist Talkers 2  


Election Ballot

Decrees

The two Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon Name Effect
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Eat The Rich Redistribute the funds from the Top 1% of Fans at the end of each Season
icon
Eat the Crust 5 Players from the 2-Time Champion Pies will be reassigned to Random Teams
icon
Interviews GET TO KNOW THE PLAYERS
icon
Late Stage Postseason Bet Payouts increase each round: 2x, 3x, 5x
icon
Blaserunning Stolen Bases are worth 0.1 Runs


Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name Effect
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table Your team will become fully anticapitalist.
Rigour Mortis Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents.
Evil Wind Sprints The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning
Bloodlust URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.
Highway Robbery The best player in the league joins your team.
Headhunter The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team.
Vulture The best player in your team's division joins your team.
Pretty Plz? Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15%
Team-Building Exercise Re-rolls your team's three worst players
Summoning Circle Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters
Exploratory Surgeries Re-rolls your team's worst 3 pitchers
Performance Enhancing Demons Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall
Pseudo-Thumbs Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching
The Rack [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense
Exile Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.
Go Away Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back.


Election Results

Decrees

  • Interviews passed with 10,914 votes, 33% of all decree votes.
    • The Microphone lifts
      • Note: Player stat ratings and new personal information was made available by clicking on a player's name.
    • ERROR: The Grand Unslam Weakened The Bridge[2]
    • Spacetime Tears over Los Angeles
    • The Infinite cit(ies) shine
    • Platonic Form Corrupted
    • You've looked too close...
  • Eat The Rich passed with 10,883 votes, 33% of all decree votes.
    • Each 99%-er received 193 coins from the top 1% of coin-havers.
    • So the people have spoken, so it shall continue.

Blessings

List of Blessings Results:

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.

Player Team Date Replaced by Opponent
Rhys Trombone Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 2 Dudley Mueller Seattle Garages
Bennett Browning Seattle Garages Day 4 Tiana Cash Hellmouth Sunbeams
Bryanayah Chang Boston Flowers Day 5 Hotbox Sato New York Millennials
Juan Rangel Philly Pies Day 5 Eduardo Woodman Hades Tigers
Paul Barnes San Francisco Lovers Day 5 Sandford Garner Dallas Steaks
Theodore Passon Miami Dale Day 6 Sixpack Santiago Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Miguel Javier San Francisco Lovers Day 11 Kennedy Meh Chicago Firefighters
Chorby Soul New York Millennials Day 14 Sandie Turner Charleston Shoe Thieves
Natha Kath Los Angeles Tacos Day 16 Emmett Owens Kansas City Breath Mints
Kennedy Alstott Canada Moist Talkers Day 19 Lachlan Shelton Philly Pies
Ogden Mendoza Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 23 August Sky Hellmouth Sunbeams
Velasquez Meadows Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 23 Alexander Horne Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Sebastian Townsend Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 40 Atlas Jonbois Hawai'i Fridays
Atlas Jonbois Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 43 Sebastian Woodman Hellmouth Sunbeams
Tyler Violet Canada Moist Talkers Day 44 Ziwa Mueller Boston Flowers
Tiana Cash Seattle Garages Day 47 Greer Gwiffin Houston Spies
Jorge Ito Boston Flowers Day 47 Caligula Lotus New York Millennials
Matteo Prestige Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 57 Gunther O'Brian Kansas City Breath Mints
Sam Solis Hawai'i Fridays Day 67 Evelton McBlase Charleston Shoe Thieves
Shaquille Torres Seattle Garages Day 74 Cedric Spliff Houston Spies
Blankenship Fischer Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 75 Blood Hamburger Los Angeles Tacos
Miki Santana Houston Spies Day 76 Fitzgerald Blackburn Seattle Garages
Hendricks Rangel Hawai'i Fridays Day 76 Basilio Fig Los Angeles Tacos
Sebastian Sunshine Hawai'i Fridays Day 76 Juice Collins Los Angeles Tacos
Derrick Krueger Seattle Garages Day 80 Henry Marshallow Miami Dale
Isaac Rubberman Boston Flowers Day 82 Vito Kravitz Dallas Steaks
Langley Wheeler Dallas Steaks Day 103* Kline Greenlemon New York Millennials
Landry Violence Hades Tigers Day 110* Paula Turnip New York Millennials

* Denotes postseason games


Peanut Reactions

When any player is in a match during Peanut weather, there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut"[3] and experience a permanent physical reaction, called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.

Player Team Date Opponent Reaction
Summers Preston Mexico City Wild Wings Day 3 or 4 Allergic
Cory Ross (twice) Dallas Steaks Day 3 or 4 Allergic
Marco Stink Dallas Steaks Day 4 San Francisco Lovers Yummy
Simon Haley Canada Moist Talkers Day 8 Houston Spies Allergic
Eduardo Woodman Philly Pies Day 8 Chicago Firefighters Yummy
Hendricks Richardson Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 11 Seattle Garages Allergic
Rodriguez Internet Kansas City Breath Mints Day 13 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Grey Alvarado Kansas City Breath Mints Day 13 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Schneider Bendie New York Millennials Day 15 Charleston Shoe Thieves Yummy
Eduardo Ingram Kansas City Breath Mints Day 15 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Edric Tosser Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Joshua Butt Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Paula Mason Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Raúl Leal Miami Dale Day 26 Seattle Garages Allergic
Elijah Bates Canada Moist Talkers Day 31 Miami Dale Yummy
Randy Dennis Miami Dale Day 34 Houston Spies Allergic
Nagomi Mcdaniel Hawai'i Fridays Day 34 Charleston Shoe Thieves Yummy
Workman Gloom Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 37 Kansas City Breath Mints Yummy
Nic Winkler Boston Flowers Day 38 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Stephens Lightner Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 46 Philly Pies Allergic
Nerd Pacheco Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 47 Hades Tigers Yummy
Ziwa Mueller Canada Moist Talkers Day 48 Mexico City Wild Wings Yummy
Wyatt Mason Los Angeles Tacos Day 50 Boston Flowers Allergic
Matteo Prestige Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 52 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Kevin Dudley Philly Pies Day 57 Miami Dale Allergic
Taiga Quitter Los Angeles Tacos Day 62 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Wyatt Mason Los Angeles Tacos Day 63 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Wanda Pothos Los Angeles Tacos Day 63 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Declan Suzanne Chicago Firefighters Day 77 Dallas Steaks Allergic
Beck Whitney Boston Flowers Day 81 Kansas City Breath Mints Yummy
Dunn Keyes Boston Flowers Day 81 Kansas City Breath Mints Yummy
Beasley Gloom Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 83 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Sixpack Santiago Miami Dale Day 84 Canada Moist Talkers Allergic
Kichiro Guerra San Francisco Lovers Day 89 Chicago Firefighters Allergic
Howell Franklin Houston Spies Day 98 Seattle Garages Allergic
Valentine Games Baltimore Crabs Day 98 Hellmouth Sunbeams Yummy
Spears Taylor Philly Pies Day 98 Mexico City Wild Wings Allergic

Denotes Wyatt Mason prime, as this was before the events of The Wyatt Masoning.



  1. Umpire Husky [ump_husky] (3 Aug 2020). (Message) - via #announcements, Blaseball Discord.
  2. Without conclusive evidence, this is also believed to be the cause of the Wyatt Masoning.
  3. Game Log. Blaseball.com.