Blankenship Fischer

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Blankenship Fischer was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 75.

Official League Records

Fischer joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 75, Fischer was incinerated and replaced by Blood Hamburger.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Fischer was an occasionally bipedal, 4.8 metre tall batter composed of a single Blaseball coated in living flesh that continuously extruded various types of teeth. These teeth, which posses the characteristics of a variety of known and unknown species, composed the bulk of Fischer's body mass at any given time.

Fischer was sometimes known by the nickname "Howler", due to their habit of continuously screaming during their time at bat. This was particularly notable due to the fact that, throughout many medical examinations over the course of their career, they were never found to possess any kind of vocal folds or respiratory system.


Fischer's hobbies included horseback riding, video game criticism, and amateur competitive dentistry.

Fischer specialized in stealing non-slip work shoes.


Fischer was incinerated on Season β3, Day 75, following a 9-1 victory over the Los Angeles Tacos. Spectators of the game reported a screaming so loud it ruptured eardrums of nearby players and fans, as well as a smell of melting enamel and burning flesh that one bystander described as "absolutely nightmarish but admittedly very different from what I expected."

While all the attached portions of Fischer's body were completely destroyed, a single long, twelve-pointed tooth was jarred loose from their body as they writhed in pain, flying across the field and landing at the feet of fellow Shoe Thieves hitter Velasquez Alstott.