Forrest Bookbaby

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Forrest Bookbaby was a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and was with the team from the Season β3 election until being incinerated on Season β6, Day 21. Bookbaby also played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Bookbaby joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β3 election, Bookbaby joined the Philly Pies as a result of the Go Away blessing. Bookbaby was replaced with Kevin Dudley.

During the Season β4 election, Bookbaby became a lineup player as a result of the The Best Offense blessing.

During the Season β5 election, Bookbaby's batting and defense fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β6, Day 21, Bookbaby was incinerated and replaced by Alston Cerveza.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Early Life and Recruitment

Originally hailing from Moab, Utah, Bookbaby's path to blaseball stardom began when his parents perished in the Hellmouth eruption of XX09. Bookbaby kept out of trouble by studying finance while he made his way through the foster system. He eventually joined his mentor Cornelius Games's "blaseball team" front organization, then unnamed, as a trainee accountant. After earning his last name with skilled bookkeeping, he found himself thrust onto the mound in an attempt to live up to Games's high hopes. While with the Shoe Thieves, Bookbaby specialized in stealing platform pumps typical of the disco scene.

Trade Controversy

After the Season 3 finals, Bookbaby was caught in Tastycake Stadium trying to sneak off with the teams' cleats (and possibly sensitive financial information). He made a deal to play for the Pies in order to avoid prosecution. The Pies sent Kevin Dudley in exchange.

Incineration

On Season 6, Day 21, Bookbaby was incinerated by a rogue umpire. It is widely believed that this was the result of Bookbaby mismanaging the Umpires’s pension fund, including light embezzlement. "Doh, ya got me," said Bookbaby, scratching his head sheepishly as the umpire's gaze fell upon him. "Easy come, easy go."

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