Eduardo Ingram

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Eduardo Ingram was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β4, Day 55.

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Ingram joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 15, Ingram swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

During the Season β3 elections, Ingram had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the Summoning Circle blessing.

On Season β4, Day 55, Ingram was incinerated and replaced by Lenny Spruce.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Ingram was quite small, but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.

It is rumored that Leach Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage was one of the immutable laws of the universe. Since the pair was separated after Ingram's incineration at the hands of a rogue umpire, their wife has talked of little except the coming entropy of all things. They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of the open meadow on the outskirts of town. Between innings, Ingram could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts.

Ingram played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing Blaseball.


  • Steady for Eddie! (memorial)
  • Slam for Ingram! (memorial)

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