List of Kansas City Breath Mints Seasons

Season	League	Division	Finish			Wins	Record	Postseason	Modifications
			League	Subleague	Division
1	Good	Lawful	13th	7th	3rd	47	47-52	N/A	N/A
2	Good	Lawful	18th	9th	4th	41	41-58	N/A	N/A
3	Good	Lawful	10th	6th	3rd	49	49-50	N/A	The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
4	Good	Lawful	13th	7th	4th	48	48-51	N/A	N/A
5	Good	Lawful	10th	5th	4th	51	51-48	N/A	N/A
6	Mild	High	5th	3rd	2nd	55	55-44	Division Series: Defeated by Hades Tigers 2-3	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.
7	Mild	High	2nd	1st	1st	60	60-39	Division Series: Defeated by Mexico City Wild Wings 1-3	Blood Donor
8	Mild	High	19th	9th	5th	34	34-65	N/A	Blood Donor  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary
9	Mild	Low	9th	6th	3rd	51	51-48	N/A	Blood Donor
10	Mild	Low	6th	3rd	2nd	56	56-43	Division Series: Defeated by Charleston Shoe Thieves 2-3	Blood Donor  The Fifth BaseBallpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary  Targeted Shame
11	Mild	Low	15th	7th	4th	45	45-56	N/A	Blood Donor  Total FairnessThis Season, each team will win only one Blessing, and will be Happy with what they get.
12	Mild	Low	10th	6th	3rd	49	53-46	N/A	N/A
13	Mild	Low	22nd	12th	6th	33	34-65	Wild Card: Defeated New York Millennials 2-1 Division Series: Defeated by Baltimore Crabs 0-3	Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
14	Mild	Low	8th	5th	3rd	52	52-47	N/A	N/A
15	Mild	Low	8th	4th	3rd	54	54-45	Wild Card: Defeated Core Mechanics 2-0 Division Series: Defeated by Baltimore Crabs 1-3	MiddlingThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Midseason.
16	Mild	Low	7th	4th	2nd	56	55-44	Wild Card: Defeated by Charleston Shoe Thieves 1-2	N/A
17	Mild	Low	17th	8th	5th	42	44-55	N/A	N/A
18	Mild	Low	14th	7th	4th	50	50-49	N/A	Life of the PartyTeam: This Team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts. Player: This Player gets 10% more from Party Time stat boosts. See also: Glossary
19	Mild	Low	10th	6th	3rd	-50	50-49	N/A	FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary.
20	Mild	Low	1st	1st	1st	75	69-30	Overbracket Division Series: Defeated by Core Mechanics 2-3	Free GiftThis Team will receive an Extra Gift from the next Gift Shop.  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.
21	Mild	Low	20th	11th	6th	46	37-62	Underbracket Division Series: Defeated Dallas Steaks 3-1 Underbracket Championship Series: Defeated by Canada Moist Talkers 2-3	Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason.  Fireproof
22	Mild	Low	2nd	2nd	2nd	81	73-26	Overbracket Division Series: Defeated San Francisco Lovers 4-2 Overbracket Championship Series: Defeated Baltimore Crabs 3-0 Overbracket Internet Series: Defeated Tokyo Lift 3-0	N/A
23	Mild	Low	22nd	11th	6th	44	38-61	Underbracket Division Series: Defeated by Yellowstone Magic 1-3	Early to the Party  Free Will