Kansas City Breath Mints (Gamma 3)

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Kansas City Breath Mints.

Gamma 3
Kansas City Breath Mints/Gamma 3
Dates	December 6 – December 19, 2021
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Kansas City Breath Mints/Gamma 3
Logo by @nash_high
League	Internet League Blaseball (Gamma 3)
Subleague	Sky Conference
Division	Frozen Sky
Modifications	Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Team Slogan	"Fresh Breath, Here We Come."
Team Colors	#178f55, #003F1F, #FF0011, #FFFEFF, #D1D1D1
Emoji	🍬
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Frozen Sky division of the Sky Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 3, Season 1.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Zahir Swoops Jonathan Lyndon Celestina Ferguson Tucker Jolly Maisy Geiger Rosalia Fackenheim Isabel Barnes Juan Goldsberry	Benson Yolk Jelly Kubrick Ponch Bishop Shiloh Endecott Jecht Davis
Shadows
Posh Radiant Liam Mesmer Jules Wagner Paisley Darling Mildew Domski Dace O'Really Glenda Bolton

Former Players

Discharged

• Saoirse Singh (Became a  Static.....
  When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static. Charge; Charge Election)

Season Results

56-43 record, 1-2 Postseason Record

Gamma 3 was the 2nd Short Circuit, lasting 1 Season taking place over 2 weeks. In Gamma 3 Season 1, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 4th in the Sky League, and 7th in the ILB.

In the Midseason Election, the Breath Mints won the Muscle Warmers Amplification, improving batting stats for the lineup, and the Snow Shovel Distortion, receiving a Snow Shovel for Saoirse Singh.

In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 4th in the Sky League, and lost 1-2 versus the New York Millennials/Gamma 3 in the Mild Card Series.

In the final Election, the Breath Mints voted to send Saoirse Singh to Charge the Microphone.

Roster Changes

The Kansas City Breath Mints experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.

Elections

Amplifications

• Muscle Warmers passed with 3,785 Votes, 73% of all Decree Votes
  • The Breath Mints were boosted.
    • Batting 1.6 → 1.7
  • Zahir Swoops was boosted.
    • Batting 2.6 → 3.0
  • Jonathan Lyndon was boosted.
    • Batting 3.4 → 3.7
  • Saoirse Singh was boosted.
    • Batting 3.3 → 3.5
  • Celestina Ferguson was boosted.
    • Batting 2.2 → 2.3
  • Tucker Jolly was boosted.
    • Batting 2.2 → 2.6
  • Maisy Geiger was boosted.
    • Batting 3.3 → 3.6
  • Rosalia Fackenheim was boosted.
    • Batting 0.9 → 1.4
  • Isabel Barnes was boosted.
    • Batting 2.5 → 3.0
  • Juan Goldsberry was boosted.
    • Batting 3.6 → 4.0

Distortions

• 
  Snow Shovel blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Saoirse Singh gained Snow Shovel.
    • + Snow Shovel
    • +  UnfreezableThis Player cannot be Frozen.
  • The Breath Mints had 13% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Mechanics with 18%
    28,134 votes were cast.

Charges

• 
  Charge
  • The Breath Mints Discharged Saoirse Singh.
    • 🍬 - Saoirse Singh
  • SAOIRSE SINGH BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
    • +  Static
  • This Filing - 49% of Breath Mints Charge Votes

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Chants

• Juan more time! (Juan Goldsberry)
• Jolly good! (Tucker Jolly)
• Singhle! (Saoirse Singh, when hitting a single)
• Geiger counter! (Maisy Geiger)
  • Maisy Geiger makes it count!
• Swoop there it is! (Zahir Swoops)
• What the Fack! (Rosalia Fackenheim)
• Ejecht (Jecht Davis, when performing poorly)

Fan Works

Gallery

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  Jelly Kubrick and Ponch Bishop by @gaymaul

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  Saoirse Singh by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240

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  Saoirse Singh by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240

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  Maisy Geiger by Numbersninja

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  Saoirse Singh and Demarco Invasion by Numbersninja