Kansas City Breath Mints (Gamma 3)
This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Kansas City Breath Mints.
The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Frozen Sky division of the Sky Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 3, Season 1.
Roster
Lineup | Rotation |
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Former Players
Discharged
- Saoirse Singh (Became a Static Charge; Charge Election)
Season Results
56-43 record, 1-2 Postseason Record
Gamma 3 was the 2nd Short Circuit, lasting 1 Season taking place over 2 weeks. In Gamma 3 Season 1, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 4th in the Sky League, and 7th in the ILB.
In the Midseason Election, the Breath Mints won the Muscle Warmers Amplification, improving batting stats for the lineup, and the Snow Shovel Distortion, receiving a Snow Shovel for Saoirse Singh.
In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 4th in the Sky League, and lost 1-2 versus the New York Millennials/Gamma 3 in the Mild Card Series.
In the final Election, the Breath Mints voted to send Saoirse Singh to Charge the Microphone.
Roster Changes
The Kansas City Breath Mints experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.
Elections
Amplifications
- Muscle Warmers passed with 3,785 Votes, 73% of all Decree Votes
- The Breath Mints were boosted.
- Batting 1.6 → 1.7
- Zahir Swoops was boosted.
- Batting 2.6 → 3.0
- Jonathan Lyndon was boosted.
- Batting 3.4 → 3.7
- Saoirse Singh was boosted.
- Batting 3.3 → 3.5
- Celestina Ferguson was boosted.
- Batting 2.2 → 2.3
- Tucker Jolly was boosted.
- Batting 2.2 → 2.6
- Maisy Geiger was boosted.
- Batting 3.3 → 3.6
- Rosalia Fackenheim was boosted.
- Batting 0.9 → 1.4
- Isabel Barnes was boosted.
- Batting 2.5 → 3.0
- Juan Goldsberry was boosted.
- Batting 3.6 → 4.0
- The Breath Mints were boosted.
Distortions
- Snow Shovel blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
- Saoirse Singh gained Snow Shovel.
- + Snow Shovel
- + Unfreezable
- The Breath Mints had 13% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Mechanics with 18%
28,134 votes were cast.
- Saoirse Singh gained Snow Shovel.
Charges
- Charge
- The Breath Mints Discharged Saoirse Singh.
- SAOIRSE SINGH BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
- + Static
- This Filing - 49% of Breath Mints Charge Votes

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Chants
- Juan more time! (Juan Goldsberry)
- Jolly good! (Tucker Jolly)
- Singhle! (Saoirse Singh, when hitting a single)
- Geiger counter! (Maisy Geiger)
- Maisy Geiger makes it count!
- Swoop there it is! (Zahir Swoops)
- What the Fack! (Rosalia Fackenheim)
- Ejecht (Jecht Davis, when performing poorly)
Fan Works
Gallery
Jelly Kubrick and Ponch Bishop by @gaymaul
Maisy Geiger by Numbersninja
Saoirse Singh and Demarco Invasion by Numbersninja
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Buried | August Sky | |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · Full List |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
"Fresh Breath, Here We Come." |