Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 13
In Season β13, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 12th in the Mild League, and 22nd in the ILB.
During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, all teams beside the Baltimore Crabs (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their Ballparks. Construction was completed following the Season 13 Latesiesta, with the Breath Mints building the Kansas City FreshDome, also known as The Meadow.
In the postseason, the Breath Mints were selected as the Mild League Wild Card, and won their first postseason series against the New York Millennials in the Wild Card round. They continued however their record of never proceeding past the Division Series, losing 0-3 to the eventual champions, the Baltimore Crabs.
Placing in the bottom 4 teams, The Breath Mints gained a Free Will, receiving 3 Wills in total in the Election. They Exchanged Eizabeth Guerra for Mexico City Wild Wings' hitter Jessica Telephone, Revoked Stew Briggs, and Plundered Boston Flowers' hitter Sutton Picklestein, sending Lenny Spruce back in exchange. The Breath Mints won 0 blessings in the Election.
During the course of the season's elections, Sutton Picklestein, incinerated earlier in the season, was Plundered by the Boston Flowers, then plundered a second time by the Kansas City Breath Mints. However, after the Wills were all filed, the Returned activated. Returned reads "This player has Returned from the void. At the end of each season, this player has a chance of being called back to the Void." In a never before seen incident, Picklestein was Returned immediately after being brought back from the dead, pulling Marquez Clark from the Breath Mints shadows in their place.
Finally, after the election, it was noticed that Brisket Friendo, the Breath Mints’ Season 13 postseason birth, was missing from their shadows. Both Friendo and Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves were given the modification Redacted, which says simply "This player is Redacted." Very briefly, the Boss appeared to ask Where'd you go, Friendo? A followup from The Commissioner indicated that a missing persons report had been filed, and that "Ownership has enlisted the help of two top-tier investigators and assures no expenses spared." This marked the beginning of The Investigation.
The starting roster of Season 13.
During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, all teams beside the Baltimore Crabs (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their Ballparks. Construction was completed following the Season 13 Latesiesta.
- The Breath Mints break ground on Kansas City FreshDome, selecting to build the Loge prefab.
The Breath Mints had a player swept elsewhere 1 time in Season 13:
- On Day 59, Lenny Spruce was swept elsewhere, returning after 12 days on Day 71
The Breath Mints experienced 1 allergic reaction during Season 13:
- On Day 65, Rodriguez Internet swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
The Breath Mints experienced 12 parties during Season 13:
- Winnie Hess partied on Day 82 and Day 86
- Leach Ingram partied on Day 82, Day 89, and Day 94
- Grey Alvarado partied on Day 83
- Hewitt Best partied on Day 86
- Lenny Spruce partied on Day 87
- Eizabeth Guerra partied on Day 93
- Joshua Watson partied on Day 94 and Day 95
- Marco Stink partied on Day 96
The Breath Mints had 1 Win swallowed due to Black Hole in Season 13:
- On Day 76 versus the Charleston Shoe Thieves
- The Breath Mints receive Free Will.
- + Free Will
- The Breath Mints receive Free Will.
- The Breath Mints targeted Jessica Telephone for an exchange, opting to send back Eizabeth Guerra.
- The Wild Wings and Breath Mints made a trade.
- Exchange - 36% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 37% of Breath Mints Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.
- The Breath Mints revoke Stew Briggs.
- Stew Briggs is now Roamin'.
- + Roamin'
- Stew Briggs wandered to a new team.
- 🍬 - Stew Briggs, Lineup
- 🕵️ + Stew Briggs, Lineup
- Revoke - 34% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 100% of Breath Mints Revoke Votes
Final Odds - 34% chance of happening.
- The Breath Mints voted to target Sutton Picklestein for the plunder.
- The Flowers and Breath Mints made a trade.
- Plunder - 2% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 67% of Breath Mints Plunder Votes
Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
- The Breath Mints cut a player and promoted another from the shadows.
- Sutton Picklestein lost the Returned mod.
- - Returned
- Sutton Picklestein lost the Debt mod.
- - Debt
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|Season β14||Overview · The Investigation · Second Wyatt Masoning · Credit to the League|
|Season β15||Overview · Further Disappearances · Live Bait|
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