Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 13

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 13
Dates	March 8, 2021 - March 14, 2021
← Previous	Season 12
Next →	Season 14
Results
Postseason	Wild Card: Won 2-1 against 📱 Division Series: Lost 0-3 against 🦀
Overall Record	34-65
Wins	33
Partytime	Day 77
Divine Favor	15
Division	6th in Mild Low
League	12th in Mild League
ILB Placement	22nd overall
Modifiers	Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
Players swept elsewhere	1
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β13 99 + Brisket Friendo 🍬 Postseason Birth β13 EL00 - Eizabeth Guerra + Jessica Telephone 🍗 Will (🍬) Exchange β13 EL01 - Stew Briggs 🕵️ Will (🍬) Revoke β13 EL00 - Lenny Spruce + Sutton Picklestein 🌹 Will (🍬) Plunder β13 EL00 - Sutton Picklestein + Marquez Clark 🍬 Returned β13 EL01 - Brisket Friendo 🍬 Redacted
Latesiesta
Renovations	Construction of The Meadow completed
Decrees
The Breath Mints receive Free Will +  Free Will
Wills
Exchange   🍬 - Eizabeth Guerra + Jessica Telephone   🍗 - Jessica Telephone + Eizabeth Guerra Revoke   Stew Briggs   +  Roamin'This Player has a chance to Roam at the end of each Season.   🍬 -Stew Briggs -> Lineup   🕵️ +Stew Briggs -> Lineup Plunder   🍬 - Lenny Spruce + Sutton Picklestein   🌹 - Sutton Picklestein + Lenny Spruce
Post-election
Other Events	Returned 🍬 - Sutton Picklestein + Marquez Clark Sutton Picklestein -  ReturnedAt the end of each season, this Player has a chance of being called back to the Void. See also: Glossary Sutton Picklestein -  DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt. This player can cause other players to start being Observed. Redacted   Brisket Friendo   +  RedactedThis Player is Redacted.   🍬 -Brisket Friendo -> Shadows

In Season β13, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 12th in the Mild League, and 22nd in the ILB.

During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, all teams beside the Baltimore Crabs (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their Ballparks. Construction was completed following the Season 13 Latesiesta, with the Breath Mints building the Kansas City FreshDome, also known as The Meadow.

In the postseason, the Breath Mints were selected as the Mild League Wild Card, and won their first postseason series against the New York Millennials in the Wild Card round. They continued however their record of never proceeding past the Division Series, losing 0-3 to the eventual champions, the Baltimore Crabs.

Placing in the bottom 4 teams, The Breath Mints gained a Free Will, receiving 3 Wills in total in the Election. They Exchanged Eizabeth Guerra for Mexico City Wild Wings' hitter Jessica Telephone, Revoked Stew Briggs, and Plundered Boston Flowers' hitter Sutton Picklestein, sending Lenny Spruce back in exchange. The Breath Mints won 0 blessings in the Election.

During the course of the season's elections, Sutton Picklestein, incinerated earlier in the season, was Plundered by the Boston Flowers, then plundered a second time by the Kansas City Breath Mints. However, after the Wills were all filed, the Returned activated. Returned reads "This player has Returned from the void. At the end of each season, this player has a chance of being called back to the Void." In a never before seen incident, Picklestein was Returned immediately after being brought back from the dead, pulling Marquez Clark from the Breath Mints shadows in their place.

Finally, after the election, it was noticed that Brisket Friendo, the Breath Mints’ Season 13 postseason birth, was missing from their shadows. Both Friendo and Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves were given the modification Redacted, which says simply "This player is Redacted." Very briefly, the Boss appeared to ask Where'd you go, Friendo? A followup from The Commissioner indicated that a missing persons report had been filed, and that "Ownership has enlisted the help of two top-tier investigators and assures no expenses spared." This marked the beginning of The Investigation.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 13.

Lineup	Rotation
Hewitt Best Rodriguez Internet Eizabeth Guerra Stew Briggs Marco Stink Helga Washington Grey Alvarado Lenny Spruce Joshua Watson	Leach Ingram Oscar Vaughan Mooney Doctor II PolkaDot Zavala Winnie Hess
Shadows
Marquez Clark 👥 Atlas Guerra 👥 Kina Larsen Lucas Petty Sandie Carver Jordan Boone Justice Valenzuela Conrad Bates Adkins Swagger Hendricks Lenny Daniel Mendoza James Boy Hierophantic Foible

Season

Ballpark Construction

During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, all teams beside the Baltimore Crabs (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their Ballparks. Construction was completed following the Season 13 Latesiesta.

• 
  Ground Broken - 908,592 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints break ground on Kansas City FreshDome, selecting to build the Loge prefab.

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints had a player swept elsewhere 1 time in Season 13:

• On Day 59, Lenny Spruce was swept elsewhere, returning after 12 days on Day 71

The Breath Mints experienced 1 allergic reaction during Season 13:

• On Day 65, Rodriguez Internet swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

The Breath Mints experienced 12 parties during Season 13:

• Winnie Hess partied on Day 82 and Day 86
• Leach Ingram partied on Day 82, Day 89, and Day 94
• Grey Alvarado partied on Day 83
• Hewitt Best partied on Day 86
• Lenny Spruce partied on Day 87
• Eizabeth Guerra partied on Day 93
• Joshua Watson partied on Day 94 and Day 95
• Marco Stink partied on Day 96

Record Changes

The Breath Mints had 1 Win swallowed due to Black Hole in Season 13:

• On Day 76 versus the Charleston Shoe Thieves

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• • The Breath Mints receive Free Will.
    • +  Free Will

Wills

• 
  Exchange
  • The Breath Mints targeted Jessica Telephone for an exchange, opting to send back Eizabeth Guerra.
  • The Wild Wings and Breath Mints made a trade.
    • 🍗 - Jessica Telephone + Eizabeth Guerra
    • 🍬 - Eizabeth Guerra + Jessica Telephone
  • Exchange - 36% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 37% of Breath Mints Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.
• 
  Revoke
  • The Breath Mints revoke Stew Briggs.
  • Stew Briggs is now Roamin'.
    • +  Roamin'
  • Stew Briggs wandered to a new team.
    • 🍬 - Stew Briggs, Lineup
    • 🕵️ + Stew Briggs, Lineup
  • Revoke - 34% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Breath Mints Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 34% chance of happening.
• 
  Plunder
  • The Breath Mints voted to target Sutton Picklestein for the plunder.
  • The Flowers and Breath Mints made a trade.
    • 🌹 - Sutton Picklestein + Lenny Spruce
    • 🍬 - Lenny Spruce + Sutton Picklestein
  • Plunder - 2% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 67% of Breath Mints Plunder Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.

Post Election

• The Breath Mints cut a player and promoted another from the shadows.
  • 🍬 - Sutton Picklestein + Marquez Clark
• Sutton Picklestein lost the Returned mod.
  • -  Returned
• Sutton Picklestein lost the Debt mod.
  • -  Debt